You wake up in what appears to be a dungeon. In this room is a key and a magazine forces through a spike.
Roll dubs to decide what to do.
>>46058866
Add [Quest!] to your title to avoid shitstorm.
>Lick the key, what material is it made from?
>>46058866
pick up key, insert into random bodily orifice
>>46058866
take a closer look at the picture on the wall
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>46058866
>Chew the key and lick it.
Rolled 6 (1d8)
>>46058988
Rolling for orifice.
>>46058866
Whore yourself to the guards to open the door.
>>46058866
>Rub the key on the magazine
Retrieve key and then insert into the keyhole. Then exit.
You stick the key in your mouth.. and you immediately take it out because it tastes like rotten cherries.. Nice on titface, now what?
Roll dubs to decide
>>46059236
Use magic to create a new door
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>46059236
Look at the picture on the wall while putting the key in inventory.
>>46059236
Inspect ye magazine.
>>46059236
Remember how you got here
>>46059236
Pull out a hat from inside my asshole and declare myself Tord leader of the Tards
>>46059236
tear the magazine down the wall.
>>46059236
See if the key fits the door and open it
>>46059236
Scream, never stop screaming
>>46059236
Look out the door
You attempt to open the door with your key. You completely miss and hit the guard, it seemed like he was about to let you go.. it also looks like he's down for the count! What now..?
Roll dubs to decide
>>46059699
Force the shape-shifting key into the keyhole and open the door
Shout that someone killed the guard.
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>46059699
Wait what?! The key is a gun?
Rips off our clothes and use them for getting the keys from the dead guard.
>>46059699
Tickle the door open, doors are notoriously ticklish around their hinges.
>>46059699
I see, very clever trick there, OP! Write the adventure beforehand, then hope the responses line up! It's foolproof!You dumb shit
>>46059817
Wait I don't see what you're trying to say, the picture was in response too
>try and open the door with the key
and that was posted 10 minutes before the picture.
>>46059699
why are you blatantly ripping off andrew hussie
>>46059699
Go to Denny's
See image
>>46059883
Also >>46060035, pretty sure this is Andrew Hussie's jailbreak, art and all.
Eat one of these (brit man included)
Stand up to bullying by shooting up a school
>>46060209
But that wasn't the action he was following he was using this action
>>46059422
I'm not disagreeing that he's blatantly ripping off Hussie, but he's not lying about the posts.
>OP
>>46060327
Yeah I thought it was pretty strange that my dubs didn't correlate at all.
I'm gonna have to call shenanigans.
Sorry guys, it's definitely shenanigans.
SHENANIGANS!
