The halflings have begun producing a new tonic which they are using to supplement or replace their field rations. They claim this potion is invigorating and give the nutrition of a full meal, and will allow a soldier to march further, longer. They warn it tastes disgusting when not cold, though, and has a bad tendency to eat through metal.
Bitch, I get kidney stones.
Get that poison pain in a bottle away from me
Fuck
>>46025978
>Half the army dead from diabetes in a year from chugging it every day
Potion of endurance?
>>46026015
That burning feeling in your intestines is the magic working
Or its eaten a hole in your liver. Either way-
>>46026035
>>46026015
Nothing a cleric can't solve
>>46026088
>I cast infuse insulin!
>>46025978
>They warn it tastes disgusting when not cold
That's what Vanilla Coke is for.
If only it was still available in my country.
>>46026066
>red bull
Potion of Flight
>>46025978
Abbey Ale brewed by Trappist monks for consumption during lent, it's practically liquid bread when it comes to calories per ml.
>>46025978
I prefer coke out of the liter bottle, room temperature, no ice, in a plastic cup.
>>46027089
>>46027120
What am I watching?
>>46027371
I think it is a botched thermal paste application.
>>46026233
>Vanilla Coke
Fucking disgusting.
>>46026233
>Vanilla Coke
People actually, willingly, drink this swill?
>>46027583
I drink Diet Coke, so sure why not.
>>46027371
A snuff film.
>>46027509
>>46027583
Mixed with rum, it's actually quite good.
Actually, mixed with rum, the halflings might be able to market it to the dwarves.
>>46027509
>>46027583
Ya'll niggas is crazy, vanilla Coke is delicious. I have a few friends who would agree with you, but I think they're fucking crazy as well. That extra taste of vanilla softens the Coke into a delicious, creamy sweet flavor.
>>46027952
>vanilla Coke and rum
I personally prefer vanilla Coke and whiskey, but rum is a fine substitute.
>>46027583
>>46027952
A Cuba Libre with vanilla? What do we call that even, Republican Florida?
>>46026233
>tfw I once bought a bottle of this because I thought "Vanilla" is used in figurative sense here
>>46026066
You know, Red Bull has been in court several times, but never because of their claim that it 'gives you wing' but rather because they claim it is an energy drink. It contains less caffeine than an ordinary cup of coffee.
>>46027952
Holding off on my disgust for a moment, I must know.
White, Spiced, or Dark?
>>46028070
The Bernie Sanders.
>Trusting Halflings
>Paying attention to Halflings
>Listening to Halflings
>>46025978
You can also use it to remove the tarnish from silver.
>>46030775
Stevia is the the Satans inventive gift to mankind in order to torture people with functioning tastebuds.
I'm not a bit surprised that Coca Cola uses it in their products.
