You've got ten words to describe the best NPC ever.
>>46023454
He's the most compelling and most memorable character ever seen.
>>46023454
1. The
2. Best
3. Non (shut up, it's a word)
4. Player
5. Character
6. With
7. The
8. Face
9. And
10. Such
I heard the dude's got, like, fifty dicks.
The man who killed every shitty OP, saving /tg/.
>>46023454
Your personal, perfect vision of a waifu just for you.
World
Champion
Headbutter
And
Dangerously
Unstable
Knive
Enthusiast ,
King
Jewmanjoe
Derryl, the dwarf of mad luck. Nat 1s against him, Nat 20s from him, all day, every day. You should have seen it, it was incredible.
>>46023454
Honorable
Orderly
Resolute
Sexy
Empathetic
Powerful
Unbreakable
Sassy
Seductive
Young
>>46024076
>Horsepussy
>>46023454
I've
got
ten
words
to
describe
the
best
NPC
ever___________________________________________
>>46023454
1: unkillable
2: immortal
3: Lichlike
4: Science
5: Experiment
6: turned
7: secretary
8: and
9: research
10: fag
sentient doors
Had funny voice, players constantly revisit this fucking pointless character.
Mama Mooty Motherly Orc who derailed the campaign with love
giant baby warlock
Baby shoes, never worn
Silent healbot that doesn't detract from the pcs
The party keeps him around because of his funny lisp.
>>46023454
Goat fucking billionare megalomaniac with a penchant for starting trouble
>>46023454
Half
dragon
of
breeding
age
with
a
warm
tight
vagina.
>>46023454Isn't that right, Zach?It wasn't actually him, but clearly inspired by. The best railroading tool I've ever seen. Props to the DM.
>>46023454
Shady street doctor girl with bionics. She smokes and drinks.
I am the very model of a Modern Major General
Was this dork playing us the whole fucking time?!
>>46023454
Is the perfect Waifu.
Orc archer with 8 foot tall longbow and javelin arrows.
He Is David Bowie, The Man Who Stole The World
>>46023454
Mad wizard, pays well.
>>46023454
Best
Underrated
Servant
Helper
Daughter
Incest
Doormat
9001
1iromancer
1self
>>46025908
>Go to /tg
>oh this thread looks interesting
>I wasn't ready
>I could never be ready
>muh feels
A metallic skeleton butler who helped us save the world.
>>46027665
He didn't even post the whole thing you ninny.
three
goblins
in
a
trenchcoat
pretending
to
be
a
man
>>46027136
What are you referring to?
>>46023454
Has Deep rich fulfilling storyline plot miles deep and airtight.
Not a dungeonmasters secret waifu in all but name.
Either one works for me.
Oh but, If only I could be so grossly incandescent!
>>46027930
Something to do with deadly premonition. Zach is the voice in the detectives head who may or may not be real and helps him analyze people and stuff.
>>46023454
Dude throws gold and bitches at you. Best quest giver
>>46023454
Biker just wanted to be santa for the little orphan kids.
>>46023454
Aging warlord, desperate for legacy. Paladin of lies and justice.
>>46023454
Muscular
Young
Girl,
Adopted
Daughter,
Learned
To
Praise
The
Sun
>>46023454
Cool dude, helpful, and most importantly doesn't steal the spotlight
Always there when you need them, but never center stage.
>>46023616
>>46027077
y u do this.
Like your best friend, except gives blowjobs
Bob
Ross
Druid
With
Magic
Paint
And
Stuff
Cute
Adorable
Cherubic
Lovely
Pleasant
Delightful
Charming
Darling
Sweet
and Bonny.
>>46023454
The Scotsman.
>>46023454
Cockney
Optimistic
Timid
Vocal
Encouraging
Useful
Unimportant
Lovable
Simple
Twiggy
Otto, you were the best pilot.
