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I don't care what the card is or what it does, but I want a card that depicts Sorin and Nahiri in a sword fight. Preferably one of those stereotypical "sword locked, face to face, grit teeth" sort of poses. Bonus points if either something in the background is exploding or some angels are murdering something or getting murdered.
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That would mean that someone had a case of being in another person's way.
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>>46019886
Sorin comes down with a sudden and fatal case of being-in-the-way-of-a-millennia-old-waifu.
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>>46019854
She really needs a costume switch at some point. I love the utilitarian look but I think we all get the Stoneforge Mystic homage already, time to see Nahiri wearing something else.
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I love her outfit. I hope she kills more angels. Fuck angelfags.
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>>46020010
well now that she's one of the bigger Evils in the multivere she'll change up to "insane genocidal bitch outfit"
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>>46020010
Preferably nothing at all
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>>46020069
If she survives the block.

Also, I get the feeling that she isn't genuinely evil but just a spiteful bitch that embodies the worst parts of red, after... whatever Sorin did to her.
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>>46020107
she has set a an entire Plane to Crash, with NO SURVIVORS

there are VERY FEW acts that are more evil than what she has set into motion.

Nicol Bolas at least had a point to his destruction, he wanted something tangent.
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>>46020107
They're probably gonna reveal she was right all along and just misunderstood while Sorin and the angels were the big evil triggering white cishet shitlords.

But I like to imagine Sorin will kill her. I don't know if I want him to rape the body or not, on one hand it would be degrading, but also it means my husbando would have touched skankwhore bitchtits and I'd have to kill him.
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>>46020133
So did Sorin, after Nissa fucked everything up he just left Zendikar to its fate. For whatever reason, she blames what happened to Zendikar on him and is doing the same to his plane.

In D&D terms, it's a chaotic neutral action. You're going to devastate my homeland? Fuck you then, I'm going to release/summon a terrifying horror/eldrazi to devastate yours, eye for an eye.

What she's doing isn't good or sane but she isn't purposefully mindraping angels and committing genocide. She's indirectly responsible for it, since the 'real' villain that she's unleashed is probably the one behind it.

Although she'll probably end up as a part of the Gatecrashers or whatever the anti-Gatewatch will be called.
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>>46020215

I don't think Sorin is stronger than her, he seems to believe she's stronger than him, himself since he fully expected her to Kill Ugin.
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>>46020245
>Gatecrashers

Ob Nixilis, Nahiri, Garruk, Tezzeret and Nicol Bolas, calling it now.
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>>46020245
she literally mindraped Avacyn herself, anon, told her to kill fucking everyone.
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>>46020245
Sorin should've killed Nissa and raped the body the second she even thought of breaking the Eye. The Sorin I fell in love with would do that. Fuck you Sorin it's your fault Sorin's gonna die now.
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>>46020278
> Garruk Wildspeaker wants pants too!
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>>46020278
>OB Nix and Nicol B's face having to work with these chuckle fucks.
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>>46020287
Where's the evidence that it was specifically Nahiri doing it herself? Images of hedrons could indicate that it was Emrakul instead or something.

If Nahiri is responsible for directly mindfucking Sorin's daughter-figure into ruining his plane, then yeah, she's just proven herself to be monstrously evil. Doesn't fit her though.
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>>46020245
Sorin left because he couldn't do anything without Ugin or Nahiri.

Sorin was the least important to the Zendikar Prison Plot and least powerful in it.

he had no way of re-imprisoning them or doing anything important so he went to look for Ugin.
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>>46020364
its the Cryptoliths that did it, and Nahiri controls them.

Emrakul doesn't mind-fuck people, anon, that is Kozi.

besides Avacyn was re-written down the very basics, not mindcontrolled, she was utterly mentally re-wrote.
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>>46020278
>Bolas
>on a team
If the Gatewatch are the Avengers then Bolas is fucking Thanos.
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>>46020317

you

i like you
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>>46020364
Emrakul has no connection to Hedrons or ability to use them.

the only thing they share is that Emrakul was once imprisoned by them.
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>>46020422
And Thanos manipulates chucklefucks like Loki into doing his job for him.
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>>46020422
Bolas works with many beings, even if he views them as peons.

he would probably view Nahiri and Ob-Nix as equals though.
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>>46020436
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>>46020465
them getting this bonus is entirely incidental, Eldrazi know how to suck mana and Hedron's have alot of Mana.

it isn't using the Hedrons for anything more than a Soda.
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Isn't Ob Nixilis the biggest chuckle fuck in the multiverse? I thought releasing Kozilek for shits and giggles was pretty dumb, but taking planeswalkers to a cave just to torture them like some James Bond villain is really something else.
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>>46020418
I'm still of the opinion that Nahiri's the secondary troublemaker. The sudden surge of cults, of Lovecraftian influences and other things, it can't just be because of Nahiri. Whether she did it willingly or unknowingly, her actions have to have somehow led to the return of some ancient horror.

The angels going full Boros can be explained by Nahiri. The cults and the latent Horror tribal cannot.
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>>46020510
>The angels going full Boros can be explained by Nahiri. The cults and the latent Horror tribal cannot.
The cultists are using the liths made by Nahiri for their rituals.
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>>46020510
there are literally Cryptoliths lined up out on the fucking Ocean, which Nahiri created.

she's just that good anon.

>>46020509

he KNEW full well that it was corny and cartoonish but he realized "they wanted a villian" so he gave it to them.

read the UR, he basically did it because they tasked him, he knew it was rather stupid.
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>>46020540
It still seems too straight-forward and doesn't fit with the investigative noir theme they've set up. It can't be as simple as Nahiri being responsible for everything.

She's probably thrown a spanner in the works the same way that Ob Nixilis did but like him, she's not the primary villain. That's my bet.
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>>46020509
>taking planeswalkers to a cave just to torture them
It's the only way Ob Noxious can get laid?
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>>46020215
Put your trip back on Chandere
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>>46020632
I dunno, he's real smooth, respectful and badass.

he probably gets all the demon hunnies.
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>>46020553
>>46020540
Just so you know, just because the cryptoliths are made of stone it doesn't mean that she's directly responsible for them.
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>>46020820
she's directly creating them on a fucking card, idiot.
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>>46020820
really?
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>>46020834
Point out the card?

I've been playing pretty close attention to this spoiler season and I haven't seen it so far.
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>>46020858
That's Nahiri standing in a location with cryptoliths, perhaps manipulating cryptoliths. Nothing there indicates she's making them there and then.
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>>46020898
okay, your trolling, thats fine.

just say so next time, jeez.
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>>46020898
Yeah you're right, and Phyrexians are indading in the next set.
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>>46020267
>since he fully expected her to Kill Ugin.
I must have missed that. or was it in one of the SOI ones?
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>>46020898
>Cryptolith, lithomancy

nah, couldn't be the Lithomancer.
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>>46020911
>>46020923
Really, nothing there shows she's creating anything. Manipulating or using something that already exists, yes - but not directly creating.

Not to mention there's the crack in the ground with the tentacles emerging. Are you going to claim that she's creating those as well or are you going to accept that there's probably an evil that she's either awakening or summoning on Innistrad?
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>>46020952
was in Khans.

he feared that she had got to ugin first, and that he was next.
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>>46020972
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>>46020972
she created them, she is the only one who can use Lithomancy at that level

you are completely delusional.
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GUYS WHAT

WHAT IF

WHAT IF NAHIRI *IS* EMRAKUL
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>>46020982
I thought that part was about her telling Ugin-sempai he had been naughty
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>>46020972
How fucking dense are you?
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>>46020317
>everytime he planeswalks, all of the spark bearing inhabitants hear a feint "che che che ah ah ah"

>>46020245
Whatever it takes for Sorin to blow the fuck out of the elf that started all this but hasn't so much gotten a wrist slap for it.
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>>46021022
What if Emrakul torn her eons?
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>>46021044
can Garruk do the walking thing? ya know where he walks and never runs but always catches up, or gets ahead of his prey?

that shit is so cash.
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>>46021067
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>46021008
>>46021006
Neither of you countered the argument regarding the tentacles and that's still the key point I'm making - that Nahiri isn't the primary antagonist of the setting and that there's something else.

I might be wrong and Nahiri might have made the cryptoliths (even though there's nothing there to indicate that she did or that she's the only one capable of it, that's headcanon you've made up based on one image) but Nahiri has no established connection to the tentacles displayed in >>46020857 or the mutations present in the card art of Incorrigible Youths. There has to be something else at work on Innistrad that is responsible for those.
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>>46021104
Nahiri is the only master Lithomancer planeswalker.

thus she is the only one who can make CryptoLITHS.
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>>46020360
Anybody else thing they're going to replace Liliana with Ob Nixilis? Her story is just about done and she's quite frankly boring. Meanwhile Ob Nixilis actively enjoys challenging the Gatebabies and is wildly entertaining as a villain.
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>>46021044
>sorin slapping nissa's shit
>implying
nissa will end up ruling and doing literally no wrong because somehow the fucking patriarchy is at fault.
check your privilege shitlord, and don't forget to pay thousands of dollars into the next set where the eldrazi die yet again to jace and his merry band of fuckwits, now with even less plot!
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>>46021044
>Sorin joins the Gatewatch
>First thing he does is bitch slap Nissa for fucking everything up in the first place
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>>46020456
>eldar dragon ever viewing anyone as an equal; let alone bolas

>>46019854
>She's a harbinger now
>no "assuming direct control" memes anywhere
step it up senpai

>>46021073
If that one scene in the Duels of the Planeswalkers is any indication he may as well
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>>46021155
Lily was never a villian, just a Femme-fatale bitch.

more a shitty person than evil.
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>>46021179
He probably chases someone through the woods by just smashing through the trees by walking into them, finally becoming the bigass trample creature he always wanted to be.
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>>46021104
Let me simplify it for you:
>Nahiri is piss at Sorin because Eldrazi
>Nahiri recks Sorin's house
>Nahiri lures Emrakul to Innistrad
>Innistrad is the homeplane of Sorin
>Nahiri is so powerful that she can make fuse flesh and stone
>She can certanly make weird stone figures to lure Emrakul with mana
>Avacyn and Innistrad madness is a side effect of Emrakul, which was retconned to have effects on the mind
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>>46021179
he would in the case of someone like Nahiri.
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>>46021155
Her story isn't "almost over", it's at the halfway point. Two down, two to go.

>>46021179
>eldar dragon
This isn't 40k, anon
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>>46021233
>eldar dragon
>This isn't 40k, anon

right now i am trying to hate you to death you fucking faggot, you are too god damn stupid to live.
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I can't wait for Eldritch Moon where Lili comes in to save the day killing the angels and whatever other Eldritch shit before tipping her fedora about how people don't need angels to protect them or some stupid shit
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>>46021233

Nissa and Gideon were released about half way through Garruk/Ajani's story, I'm not saying it's going to happen soon, but I fully expect Ob Nixilis to become the face for Black
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>>46021266
*tips stolen angel tiara* M'Lili
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>>46021157
>>46021174
>After learning Ermakool had infiltrated Nahiris dreams driving her to madness, feeding her lies so she would ease its transition into the world in an effort to subvert what had happened to its kin (a herald or harbinger if you will) Sorin snaps and goes full Deus Vult on the elves, Nissa walking in horrified that the master race of many worlds have been slaughtered
You don't unleash 3 timeless interplanar evils, promote the elven reich, and by proxy kill off a mans homeworld, force him to kill his daughter to preserve that world, and cause his waifu to go mad and be the harbinger of one such evils and get off scot free... unless your a woman being written by WotC
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>>46021140
Or maybe they weren't made by a lithomancer planeswalker but by another force entirely. Yes, she is talented at making that sort of thing but that doesn't mean that she's the only one creature capable of making magical stones in the entire universe.

In addition, lith means stone. That's just all it means. Nahiri is a stone mage and there are crypto-stones on Innistrad. Nahiri isn't responsible for all stones that ever were and shall be.

Also, you still haven't refuted the biological mutations and anomalies in SoI that Nahiri has no domain over. That's still my main argument. I couldn't care less if Nahiri made the stones or not but there's still probably some other antagonistic force lurking on Innistrad.
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>>46021266
she'd only do that if there was something to gain, LIliana never does anything to help anyone unless she benefits.

her selfishness is so great and the guilt of it is so big she has created her own boogeyman in her mind to represent it, "The Raven Man" a figment she can somewhat blame all her bad mistakes on.
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>>46021283
I mean, just look at how happy this motherfucker is.
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>>46020672
B-but all demons are male...
Are you saying Ob is gay?
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>>46021307
yes.. a force Nahiri is bringing TOO Innistrad, using the stones.

that she created.

because she's the villian.
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>>46021224
See posts like these:
>>46020287
>>46020418
>>46020540
>>46020553
They're refusing to acknowledge that anyone other than Nahiri could be involved or could be the antagonist at all. That's what I'm arguing against here.
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>>46021214
>walks into tree
>tree explodes in mass of splinters thanks to black and green magics
>splinters hover as if in zero G as he pushes through them, his scowl eternal, his purple eyes piercing even from his helmet amid the darkness of the canopy
>You turn around to focus on running again, you've hit him with every spell you could think of. This man... creature, is a force of nature
>You round the bend out of breath
>He stands there; your echoing screams silenced as his axe descends
>It is a mediocre hunt
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>>46021264
Jesus anon, he made a pun about your typo. Chill the fuck out.

EldAr =\= EldEr.
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>>46021345
Nahiri is the Harbinger for something else, she's bringing a big beatstick to fuck shit up.

no one is making Nahiri do this.

the only one powerful enough in the multiverse to fuck with her head is Nicol Bolas.
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>>46021224
see
>>46020418
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>>46021344
But she isn't the sole villain.

Which was my point all along, that some other antagonist is likely involved. That there's shit happening on Innistrad that she isn't fully responsible for.

I wasn't claiming that she wasn't a villain, I was claiming that there's some other nasty shit out there that she doesn't have full control over. That's all I was saying all of this time.

So if you're going to come out and agree that there's likely going to be another major antagonist in the SoI block, can we stop this stupid shit-flinging contest now?
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You know Sorin looks guilty in a few of these artworks, and he certainly seemed guilty of something when Ugin asked where Nahiri was.

Maybe he did something pretty bad. Not enough to justify his plane getting completely rekt, but something.
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>>46020982
He thought she killed Ugin because he was coffined in a massive hedron. Not "OMG Ugin is ded, it can only have been Nahiri!"

I bet she'll turn out weaker than the elder dragons, Ob Nixilis and Sorin now that she's not an oldwalker and isn't in her home plane.
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>>46021387
Yeah, she's indirectly responsible for all of the carnage and madness caused by whatever she's summoning or awakening and she isn't being controlled by it. I agree with everything in that post.
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All plans lead to Bolas. Whatever is happening Bolas is either orchestrating, or letting happen. The entire plot of MTG for the last 7 years has been Bolas' plan.
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>>46021408
no, he thought this when he was in the timeline where Ugin died.

and he literally thought "omg Ugin ded, it can only be Nahiri"

and everything points to her being far stronger than Sorin.

>>46021402
yes but whatever it is isn't a thinking villian like she is, its Emrakul or some other big thing.
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>>46021345
you DENSE motherfucker
Nahiri is CLEARLY making them
Look at >>46020858
She is RAISING HER ARMS. The Cryptoliths are pointing towards HER. In the art where she's fucking Markov Manor, she is RAISING HER ARMS. Even her planeswalker card hints at that, since her ult involves finding and revealing a card, almost like she's summoning a creature. The cryptoliths are summoning something as well.
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>>46021407
Two options:
>We don't know everything and something happened between the end of Stirring from Slumber (http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/stirring-slumber-2015-05-13) and the Zendikar Block, where Sorin did something fucking awful to Nahiri.
>Nahiri's just buttmad over Sorin failing to protect Zendikar and has gone all vindictive, vengeful psychobitch over it.

If it's the latter, I won't be surprised but I hope it's not.
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>>46020952
>Sorin's hand went to the hilt of his sword. Lithomancy on Tarkir? Had Nahiri traveled here before him and bested the dragon? The oracle's visions had not warned him of any of this.

Source: Sorin's Restoration
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>>46021283
If anything, Sorin would replace Liliana as the face of black. I'm reasonably certain he's more popular than Lili is, they've been sticking him into a lot of plotlines ever since.

Obby is great, but he's more "charismatic recurring villain" than the face of black.
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>>46021407
I don't see anything that Sorin could do to her person that would make her go full purge and kill. it has to be something on a large scale
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>>46021436
I'd say its pretty direct when you reach out and mind-fuck the protector of the plane and tell her to "Dig through the bitches and burn down the witches, and slam in the back that Dragula"

also Nahiri has become this song, in essence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI
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>>46021499
I think it'd be neat if they confront Nahiri about Avacyn and she goes "..Avacyn? All I did was fuck up your house"

And then fucking Slivers explode out of the moon or something.
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>>46021478
I wasn't even talking about cryptoliths being made or not being made in that post. You're obsessing over that point a bit much and we've moved on.

Nahiri is unlikely to be the only villain of the block. That's the primary statement I'm making. No need to go all-caps on me.
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>>46021402
I think the core of the argument came from your initial wording: Nahiri is pretty definitely the "primary antagonist." She may not be the ultimate threat, however. She's pretty clearly intentionally creating or manipulating the cryptoliths (and we can likely assume she's making them, since it would have been weid to not mention the mana-perverting stones all around Innistrad the first time we came) to fuck shit up.

If I make a machine that enrages and summons bears, I'm the villain, not the bears. Whatever dark entity is coming is her weapon, not the villain.

Yes,
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>>46021505
Sorin is so Tsundere White-Black it HURTS.

he's firmly multicolored.

Ob is "BLack the Planeswalker" where as Lili is more specalized.

>>46021506
Sorin seemd to really love her, and he's a very fucking Sentimental and "mushy" kinda of fucker on the inside.

I doubt he did anything on purpose.
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>>46021478
>>46021387

This
People STILL haven't grasped that she's the silver surfer to WotC's self proclaimed Galactus's yet.
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>>46021080
Nahiri has, with Emrakul. It was pretty hot.
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>>46021345
Let me ask you something, when did you started caring/reading the lore? A few months? Follow up question; How old are you? And finally, did you enjoyed OGW ending?
That being said, expecting something clever from wizards is pointless.
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>>46021526
She's directly responsible for fucking with Avacyn (if she's the one behind it and something else isn't) but that wasn't the point in that post. The point was that whatever this other mystery antagonist is doing, she's not fully responsible for it.
>>46021453
I'm fully expecting another breed of 'beyond your mortal comprehension' eldritch horror, whether it's Emrakul or something native to Innistrad.
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>>46021569
more like she's playing a Inter-planar game of Pokemon and is about to let out Emrakul-chan and cast "fuck this place".
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>>46021306
>implying
nissa will rule everything as the elven masterqace Xhe warchief, killing all the CIS scum and allowing her minions of the WOTC kill any semblance of fun this game had, and you cockgobblers will continue licking the cunt of this mad shitpit, and you will like it.
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>>46021563
>I doubt he did anything on purpose.
>this whole thing is just a lovers spat
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>>46019854
Sorin would get fukken REKT in a sword fight with Nahiri. And this is coming from someone whos fav planeswalker is Sorin
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>>46021635
fuck off nahiri
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>>46021325
He looks like he just shit himself while in the middle of making a big dramatic speech and is trying to look cool and pretend that you can't fucking smell it from here.
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>>46021506
Read Stirred from Slumber. It's the only real piece of writing about Nahiri we have, even if it's from centures before the Mending.

>http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/stirring-slumber-2015-05-13
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>>46021635
that's pretty obvious enough, since Sorin has basically spent who knows how long avoiding her.

and I guess she's just now found his home plane (he was very hestitant to tell Ugin about it so its safe to say he tells no one)

so the jig is up and now Sorin has to do something.
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>>46021500
Because the evidence pointed to her, not because she's the only one in the whole multiverse who could have killed Ugin.
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>>46021611
>She summons Phyrexians, Marit Leige, and A-Mackerel to Innistrad then giggles like a cunt flipping the double bird as she walks away
Shouldn't have been late to that date Sorin. This is your fault.
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>>46019854
>fuck me eyes
>sex hair

kor don't fuck around
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>>46021687
its the fact he fully accepts and knows she could do it.
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>>46021453
The only mention of Nahiri in that story is that "she left and her silence disturbed him" if you're trying to pin the whole "before it's too late" shtick on her then you're stretching.
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>>46021437
Oh god, I can see it.
>Bolas tricks people into freeing the Eldrazi
>Somehow "Just as planned" his way into bringing back Ugin to tell the superfriends enough to kill the Eldrazi, but late enough to pressure them into killing them
>Innistrad's moon is an Eldrazi egg. Killing an Eldrazi causes a new one to be born to replace it, and he wants to use the power released when it hatches like he did with Alara's conflux.
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>>46021712
don't forget the big fat kor tats
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>>46021505
>>46021563

They both are different aspects of black, like how Garruk was the Beast side of Green and Nissa is the Ramp/Support side.

Liliana has always been focused around the graveyard aspect of black, Ob Nixilis is clearly centered around destruction which to be honest was what Black always needed in a Planeswalker. Every single one of his abilities kills, whether he's killing you or the opponent. It's straightforward and doesn't require specific deck types like most Liliana cards have.
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>>46021402
>Emrakul pops in
>Nahiri goes oh shit I may have goofed
>Sorin goes YOU THINK?!
>and then they team up
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So Sorin is pretty much confirmed for WB again right?
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>>46021712
Eyeliner on point, too.
And rather impressive muscle definition, actually.
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>>46021556
I'd argue that her main intention is to conjure up something that will potentially destroy Innistrad forever and revel in the chaos leading to the plane's demise, as a final 'fuck you' to Sorin.

Just like Nissa let a snarling pitbull off its lead at a family get-together and was shocked when it started mauling her nephew, Nahiri's doing the exact same thing. Except she's smirking smugly instead of being shocked, out of some petty desire for 'revenge.'
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>>46021781
I don't think that is going to happen, anon.

she looks like she's doing this with a fucking purpose.
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>>46021786
Well the spell that was pretty much all about him spoiled today was WB, so yes
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>>46021786
Totes magotes.
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Reminder that Sigarda was the only angel who actually cares about mankind's wellbeing
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>>46021801
she's doing it because she's FUCKING PISSED but I don't know if her conviction will hold in the face of the one thing she's dedicated her extremely long life to fighting
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I just want Ajani to sit down with Sorin, pat him on the back, and tell him it'll be ok...
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>>46021812
>>46021826

Damn, there go my dreams that he was gonna BR vamps-relevant...
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>>46021874
Tibalt will he RB in the next set, don't worry about it
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>>46021890
He aint a vamp, anon
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>Nahiri laid a gentle hand on the wall of the chamber and it melted away as she opened a pathway through the Blind Eternities. The walls of the chamber became bleak cliffs in a desolate mountain range. She took a deep breath of unfamiliar air and stepped into this other plane, eager to find her oldest friend.
Jesus Christ Nahiri, how do you go from that to ruining poor Sorin's life?
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>>46021874
Sorin is so not red its pathetic.

>>46021829
she's the only angel with Hexproof, thats it.
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>>46021829
I wonder what makes her so special that she's not corrupted as well.
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>>46021874
It's alright, you still got Olivia to look forward to.

This prolly ain't gonna happen but maybe by some weird chance Sorin turns Mardu colors because he gets mad. Weirder shit happened like with Sarkhan.
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>>46021916
i'll give you a hint.

it was a key-word on her card.
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>>46021931
I'd hope that they could have a more complex idea than just directly translating a mechanic.
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>>46021913
>>46021918

I could actually see Sorin turning red at some point. He seemslike he's got potential as a Byronic antihero. Much less of a leap than Sarkhan somehow becoming blue.
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>>46021916
Rhymes with flexgroof
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>>46021918
Sorin isn't mad, he's sad
>one daughteru trying to destroy his entire plane
>had to kill his other daughteru
>vampires are still assholes
>goddammit
>my feet hurt
>can they not
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>>46020096
>/aco/
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>>46021916
G/W which is the most community minded color pair and hexproof
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>>46021971
he time-traveled and is now an inherent time paradox and apparently that does weird things with magic, hence blue
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>>46020364
Nahiri IS Sorin's daughter-figure.
Avacyn is his faithful guard dog.
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soooo

are we just gonna ignore the fact that Tamiyo is on the full art of Anguished Unmaking?
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>>46022018
Yes
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>>46021912
You've never interacted with a woman, have you?
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>>46022018
still irrelevant, probably a satellite to jace
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>>46020509
It wasn't really in his original plan but he got really pissed off and even though he's normally pragmatic, he thought he was in a safe enough position to indulge in some pettiness.
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Is it safe to say that Olivia will most likely be in the second set of the block as the Madness "Lord"
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>>46020245

Gee, I wonder why Nahiri could be mad at Sorin...

> The very specific 3-planeswalker lock that keeps the Eldrazi asleep gets broken. Something which ws set up that way specifically because its virtually impossible to break on accident, you have to know the conditions under which it will be unsealed to trigger it. Panic alarms be full ringing
> Sorin shows up, travels to the Eye of Ugin which is the final failsafe
> Soon after his arrival, the Eye of Ugin is destroyed and the Sorin planeswalks away

Nahiri is right that the release of the Eldrazi was intentional and no accident, and Sorin looks a hell of a lot like he is holding the smoking gun because his fingerprints all all over the scene and he is one of the only two other people in the multiverse who knew how to break the seal. A number which drops to one if she knows that Ugin is dead.

She doesn't know that Nicol Bolas ripped the info from Ugin's mind before killing him, and then staged this whole thing. She doesn't know that Nissa is the one that broke the Eye of Ugin. She just knows that she has been betrayed by someone and Sorin looks incredibly fucking guilty.

I'm willing to bet that the reason that she wasn't on Zendikar during the fight was because she was already on Innistrad crafting cryptoliths like a motherfucker, racing against time. She can't stop the Eldrazi by herself, and she can't fight them by force, but if she could just lead them away...

Save her plane AND get revenge on the asshole she blames for unleashing them, all at once.

If this isn't what Wizards is going for, they dropped the ball.
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>>46021976
I swear this set has too many feels going on. I just got hit by the Alabaster Angel one earlier and I'm still recovering.
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>>46021971
That fucker is as dead faced and emotionless as it gets. He didn't give a fuck (ie he didn't rage) when the Eldrazi where let loose and since then all he did was be sad sorin, when he found Ugin dead and now with killing his artificial angel doorman.

IF you want to argue for a third color for sorin then Blue is the only one I think, he is pretty cold and calculating
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>>46022018
that card is probably representing the endpoint of the set's plot, with Jace unraveling the mystery with Sorin and finding Tamiyo, then Avacyn is like SUP BITCHES and Sorin's like aw man

then Tamiyo is in the next set because it's got Moon in the freaking name
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>http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/gaze-blank-and-pitiless-2016-03-09

>Everything in front of her doubled. The trees, the mother and child, each blade of grass. Doubled, and then doubled again. A pounding ache ran through her head and she dropped to the ground, crumpled in pain. A field of white flashed through her eyes, followed by an image of many floating stone obelisks with intricate runes carved into their sides, moving in concert with each other...and then a normal scene resumed in front of her. Avacyn whipped her gaze around to identify the source of the attack. Few vampires had ever been powerful enough to launch such an assault. A demon lord, perhaps...
> an image of many floating stone obelisks with intricate runes carved into their sides
>floating stone obelisks with intricate runes carved

if you haven't figured it out yet, they are talking about hedrons
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>>46022070
HER PLANE IS ALREADY SAVED THOUGH

I mean, relatively

also Nissa is probably going to show up and tell the real story and Nahiri will be like well shit now we need to deal with Emracool then bake Sorin a "Sorry For Almost Destroying Your Home Plane" cake
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>>46022070
And Nissa will still make out like a bandit
Christ I hate that fucking elf
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>>46022128
>Hey grrlfriend sorry I released the eldrazi, but I blew up half our plane to kill them so it's kools rit? ;D
>lol ya!
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>>46019854
More spoilers tomorrow?
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>>46022072
>Isobel remains faithful even when avacyn's gone
>forced to fight the people she once protected
>that clip wings art
She's going to be redeemed, right? There has to be some happiness in Isobel's life
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>heavy spirit theme
>my secret theory is that kamigawa spirits are eldrazi remnants separated from the titans, exposed to colored mana over a long time
>emrakul's behind it all
>tamiyo on the plane

WHO HERE HYPE FOR RETURN TO KAMIGAWA?
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>>46021976
>I wish I was on the Innistrad I once loved doing blood-jello shots out of Olivia's belly button
>None of these people can even into moral pragmatism
>My feet hurt
>I'm tired
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So if Nahiri and Sorin are supposed to be God Tier in comparison to the Oathy bunch then how come their cards are never like that? They should basically almost be up there with Karn and Ugin right?
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>>46022180
It's not even Nahiri's plane, she said "yeah this looks alright"
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Someone post the Isobel progression chart plox
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>>46022127
They're cryptoliths. Similar to, but not the same as, hedrons. Get over it.
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>>46022180

>Hey Sorin, sorry I indirectly forced you to murder your daughter! What? Oh, yes, I don't have any blood diseases. Why?
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>>46022211
yeah, just like the heavy spirit theme and presence of Tamiyo in the last Innistrad block led into Return to Kamigawa
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>>46022079
So Avacyn gets exiled in the conclusion to SOI and Innistrad is safe from the Inquisition... for now.

What happens in EMN? Does Tamiyo's moon knowledge save the day and she gets really popular and is allowed into the Gatewatch and becomes the face of blue instead of Jace?
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>>46022129
>"Look, green the plane is growing back I'm sure it will be back to normal in no time!"
>Nahiri scans the environment; the green is in a 5 foot radius circle.
>Chalky bone texture and bismuth laden wastes surround the area by miles.
>"Aaaaaaaany second now..."
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>>46022267
that's why you bake a cake! Then you don't have to be there when you apologize, and they can't stay mad at you because they now have cake!
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>>46022197
the faggot from TheManaSource on youtube has an exclusive card spoiler that he's gonna unveil at midnight, but he's always given some shitty uncommon or something that he overhypes because it's the one he was given

don't know if that means anyone else is spoiling anything at midnight though
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>>46022272
Interesting opinion. I bet you think Cleganebowl isn't happening either.
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>>46022197
Sorin reveal tomorrow, Werewalker girl 2 days later.
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>>46022304
It's the other way around, anon
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>>46022304
Wait I thought it was werewolf lady tomorrow then sorin thursday.
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>>46022282
Emrakul blows up the moon and there's some other Innistrad-specific horror in there, they fight, Emrakul runs, Gatewatch+Sorin and Tamiyo beat the horror, Avacyn gets reborn as a real angel, Tamiyo becomes the moon
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>>46022282
Avacyn is a symptom of the problem, not the cause. Nahiri is called the harbinger for a reason. Something nasty is coming.
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>>46022267
>Try not to cry
>planeswalk away
>cry a lot

>>46022211
>wotC ever returning to a world where their sales numbers were shit
>even MaRo hates it
>it'll be narutard shit anyway because that's what pop culture people expect from it
>but hey maybe we'll get a new shittier Ink-Eyes
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>>46022211
I'd like to go there but only because it'd be the lesser of two evils when compared to the rumored Egyptian themed block that's rumored to be next

Egyptian shit sucks winkies, were the fiddlesticks is my Dinosaur set to settle my autism
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>>46022322
>>46022333
>>46022304
Where did you get this?
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>>46021569
Galactus, singular.
The other two are dead, after all. After the remaining one stole the cool one's cool stuff, of course.
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>>46022211
>rat ninja and fox samurai creatures
>the endless amount of retarded spirit and demon designs

that block has the worst aesthetic in the entire game
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>>46022257
>Angel of Flight Alabaster (upper left) is where we first find Isobel. It depicts the angel lamenting the loss of so many souls.

>Angel of Finality (upper right) is next. Isobel has now gone on the defensive, protecting the souls that have been lost from returning from the grave. She stands above the cemetery, a spell cast and sword in hand to defend.

>Flameblade Angel comes next (bottom left). The brilliant creature has gone on a rampage, taking vengeance on the world for the sorrows caused by evil and corruption.

>Clip Wings (bottom right) shows the poor creature trapped, bound and wounded by a group of hunters who are trying to put and end to the killing.

This may be the end of Isobel's story, we will see.
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>>46022372
LSV's tweet
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>>46022245

Nahiri is a Kor. They are only native to Zendikar.
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>>46022245
Nahiri is Kor you fucking retard
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>yfw Jace is revealed to be Urza reincarnated, with his memory wiped.
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>>46022416
>>46022441
woop
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>>46022290
FUCKING BISMUTH HOW THE FUCK DOES THE PLANET MAKE THAT SHIT ITSELF
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>>46022483
Taste testing
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>>46022333
>>46022304
>>46022322

No you idiots its Jace tomorrow, Sorin in three days, and werewolf lady next block
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>>46021747
Nah, Ugin is definitely the spanner in the works for him, but I could see Nahiri's current actions being part of his plan - especially since it's ultimately his fault the Eldrazi are free in the first place.
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>>46022441
Kor can come from other places you know.

>>46022202
She has as much joy as Sorin has had

>>46022129
>>46022290
I'm hard pressed to think of another green villain in magics long history, but Nissa is such a good one it evens out even if WotC won't admit it.
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>>46022536
>another green villain
Xenagos. Come on, that was like two years ago.
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>>46022519
all three are this block, dum-dum
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>>46022282
why is tamiyo such a cutie
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>>46022416
While they're technically not "native" to Mirrodin or Dominaria, they do exist on other planes.
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>>46022483

Bismuth only looks like a cubist fever dream when you make it in a lab or other controlled conditions where it is protected from pressure and erosion.

Normally, that mineral looks more like pic related.

Sort of disappointing, but that just makes it all the more funny to imagine the look on that scientist's face when he grew his first bismuth crystal.

"The FUCK is that? What was I doing again? I thought I was just playing with rocks, but apparently I'm doing goddamn ALCHEMY or some thing."
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>>46022451
>Jace starts having Jedi ghost conversations with Urza
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>>46022451
>Jace ends up going full Urza
i'd be entirely alright with this, it would be 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times better then this retarded nahiri shit where WOTC is justifying this Nissa dindu nuffun shit.
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>>46022557
should have specified mono green
also he was more of a dickass fuck who would rather be a big fish in a small pond than a small fish in a big pond. Not really super villainous.
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>>46022560
no idiot, Olivia this set, Nahiri next set, and werewolf lady in Return to Zendikar 2
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>>46022603
waiting to see how this set shakes out before I make my nissa super villian check list/ guilt image before tweeting it at MaRo or whoever else
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>>46019854
That would end with both of them fucking hard. i want her to die, not to fuck!
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>>46022628
No you fucking dope it's the Edgar, Olivia and the Toad in this set, then he becomes a planeswalker in EM, and Toad again in Return to Ravnica 2.
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>>46022685
isn't "intentionally releasing plane-devouring monstrosities by lying to one of two living people who knows where the final lock is" enough?
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>>46022519
>>46022628
>>46022702

You faggots are just listing the PW's for Rebels of Tarkir
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>>46022702
wrong it's emrakul's human form this set, emrakul's moon form next set
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>I will laugh to all the people that stills belive emrakul is on Innistrad
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>>46021833
>She doesn't actually know the Eldrazi were freed
>She just came to fuck up Markov Manor (which she full well knows he doesn't actually care THAT much about, he hates his gramps) and make a lure for in case they DID get freed - so that if something happened he'd HAVE to help out or his homeplane would get fucked over
>Was given Innistrad's location by Bolas...who gave her a spell to 'protect her from Innistrad's environment' but is actually keeping her from seeing all the tentacles and lattices and crazy
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>>46022743
I'd rather wait a little and just list all of her accomplishments just to see if they'd even respond and if they did how they would defend her
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So here's my question. Avacyn knew Vronos and knew of Garruk, does she know about planeswalkers? If she does, will she bitchslap the planeswalker squad until sorin steps in?
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>>46022778
>Nahiri the Harbinger
>the Harbinger

yeah nah, they'll explain to her what really happened and they she'll be like ah fuck well I already summoned this guy
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>>46022810
but she does know and her entire reason for doing all this is because she thinks Sorin did it?
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>>46022839
I think only Jace is around while she's doing her "murder everything" thing, everyone else is either still on Zendikar or investigating other interplanar weirdness
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>>46022603
>where WOTC is justifying this Nissa dindu nuffun shit.
Why do people say this?
Nahiri's insane.
I haven't seen anyone say Nissa did nothing, both Jace and Nissa herself acknowledge her blame at the end of Oath of the Gatewatch.
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>>46022853
Shhhh, it's crazy nutjob theory time.
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>>46022848
>harbinger
still not a guarantee for emrakul
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>>46022886
but will she see jace, and maybe tamiyo and weremilf, and know how to deal with them already?
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>>46022907
it was TYBALT ALL ALONG

actually I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case, his whole deal was causing chaos and there sure is a lot of red floating around
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>>46022895
and what is her cumupance for blowing up the world after releasing horrors onto it, both resulting in millions of lost lives not to mention the potential implications she may have of secondhandidly brainfucking Nahiri via emrakul which would earn her blame for not only wrecking another plane (and making things personal for an old walker by way of forcing him to kill his daughter) but also providing those monsters their own little herald so they can slip in and out of other planes easier? Because I'm willing to bet it as a stern lecture at best.
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>>46022975
at a guess, >>46022079
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>>46022848
>Harbringer of Bolas
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>>46023007
>forcing him to kill his daughter
twice, no less

although Sorin is probably going to die this block
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>>46022753
>>46022758
You guys don't have the insider knowledge. They're focusing on the anti gatewatch composed of Ob, Olivia, Zombie Angel Elspeth, Gitgud toad and Jace. After the new set Jace is going to be the main walker of Kamigawa where he finally embraces his learnings from Tamiyo after she dies, leaving him the only living bluewalker.
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>>46023034
>Sorin
>Dying
Never. he's the one that always have to fix the disasters of avengers
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>>46023034
>although Sorin is probably going to die this block
Point to the evidence? To me it appears he's sticking around.
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Does ChannelFireball update at midnight? Or do we have to wait till tomorrow morning to see the werewolf milf?
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>>46023031
>implying that Wizards is making their final boss that relevant at this point in time

We'll probably never see Bolas actually die
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>tfw its Baron Sengir
I can dream
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>>46023072
>>46023080
it's either going to be a CUROSS-COUNTAH with Nahiri or a suicide final attack on Emrakul also with Nahiri
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new spoilers up
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>>46023110
Post em' fag
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>>46023080
If anything he'd die next block, and if not he'll probably just chill on Innistrad for the next 3 blocks and clean up all the shit that's happened.
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>>46023054
>only living bluewalker
uh

are we counting multicoloreds too

because there's still quite a few of those
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>>46023007
>and what is her cumupance for blowing up the world after releasing horrors onto it, both resulting in millions of lost lives
How about the fact that those millions of lost lives were her friends, family, nation and entire home continent?
She's living with the blood on her hands. That's her comeuppance.
She worked to end the Eldrazi threat, which is repentance.
What exactly do you want to happen to her? Rape and murder?
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>>46023133
Naw just monocolored. Multicolor is fine as long as they don't breach the Jaceosphere.
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>>46023106
er not Emrakul, the horror sleeping in the moon
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>>46023145
>What exactly do you want to happen to her? Rape and murder?
Where do you think we are?
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>>46023133
Teferi
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>>46023161
Those guys won't be happy until emrakul fuck em with her tentacles
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>>46023161
...Emrakul?
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>>46023145
>her own godamn fault
>her own godamn fault
>she fixed the problem she created by nuking her own planet
How about wizard jail or a good old fashioned beating? Maybe strip her of her powers. Fucking anything. But no, what a brave hero, saving us all from problems she created. Such stoicism. Such determination. Such martyrdom.
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>>46023191
Emrakul's not in the moon, but she'll blow up the moon and unleash some Innistrad-specific multiplanar horror and try to eat it but get driven off, then uh oh now there's a moon monster coming down with a bunch of moon minions to eat us, better fight that shit
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>>46023221
Much Joragas. Very animism. Wow.
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>>46023145
Hey (Elf) Hitler, you took millions of lives. You know your punishment for doing so? You got to live with it. Got that? Holy fuck you're so screwed, did you knew that Guilt is sooo much worse than physical pain?
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>>46023236
Someone is getting it right at last!
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>>46022536
Nahiri is specifically a Zendikari kor.
And so far, all kor originate from Zendikar. Even the ones currently on Dominaria are descended from ones abducted from Zendikar and brought to Rath in the past.
It's possible for kor to come from other planes, yes, but Nahiri's not one of them and only Zendikar and Rath/Dominaria have any that we know of at this point in time.
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>>46023237
nissa's only redeemable trait are her big fat bouncy joragas
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>>46023262
Kors in dominaria were created by urza, anon
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>>46023221
>>her own godamn fault
Yes.. that is what you typically get a comeuppance for. You don't get comeuppance for things you didn't do.

>>she fixed the problem she created by nuking her own planet
Yes... that is what repentance is for. You don't repent for things you didn't do.

>How about wizard jail or a good old fashioned beating?
Ob Nixilis gave her quite a once over. And knocked her out and threatened to leave her trapped in a time distortion for a thousand years. And for some reason pulled her out to torment her for another indeterminate amount of time.

>Maybe strip her of her powers.
She was, for quite awhile, until she recovered the Khalni Heart. Did you even read Battle for Zendikar?

>Fucking anything. But no, what a brave hero, saving us all from problems she created. Such stoicism. Such determination. Such martyrdom.
Yeah, no. Oath of the Gatewatch does not portray her as a triumphant hero so much as someone trying to fix their own mistakes. The triumphant hero is Gideon.
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>>46023221
not to mention on your last point Ugin explicitly said not to fucking do that

>>46023237
notce the common nissa defense force as it attempts to rationalize the elvish atrocities through weak meming
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>>46022451
No, Nissa is Urza reincarnated as the one color he was never able to understand or master, as penance for fucking up everything all the time.
It's...not going well so far, obviously.
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>>46023085
Should we though? Look at how they handled the end of the eldrazi titans. Plus Bolas is just fun as fuck, do you really want him to go away for good?
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>>46023305
>DEEPEST LORE
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>>46023298
>not to mention on your last point Ugin explicitly said not to fucking do that
Ugin has been portrayed as not exactly the best of guys. He's one of those weird true neutral types who won't terminate a problem if he doesn't have a complete detailed loadout of the """""""consequences""""""".
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>>46023312
well, "end"

ominous vague statements from fuckold dragons probably shouldn't go unignored
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>>46023298
B-but
Dem Joragas
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>>46023145
>She's living with the blood on her hands. That's her comeuppance.

Blood that she willingly chose to shed - she just thought the Eldrazi would eat every OTHER plane instead of starting with her own.
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>>46023157
Is Teferi alive?
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>>46023312
He'll probably just keep being our Saturday morning cartoon villain MtG Thanos character who just throws other less powerful dudes at us for the rest of magic. There needs to be an actual VS Bolas fight every now and then though
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>>46023382
Yes
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>>46023382
Actually shit that's a good question. It's been a long time but he is a time mage so I honestly don't know. I dunno if he still has his spark after the mending.
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>>46023362
>those nipples
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>>46023340
>Rabbi of the Menorah
heh
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>>46023367
>Blood that she willingly chose to shed - she just thought the Eldrazi would eat every OTHER plane instead of starting with her own.
Yes. She thought she'd doom somewhere else and her entire home nation burned for it. We're not meant to pity her over that.
You're asking for her to be punished, and what the hell is that but punishment?
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>>46023417
Is weremilf lesbian
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>>46023382
no
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>>46023382
As far as we know, yes, though it's been a long time since the Mending, and he's not a walker anymore.
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>>46023284
...no?
That would be the metathran. Dominarian kor are the Rathi kor that came over during the Rathi Overlay.
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>>46023416
why would he be the only pre-Mending walker not to retain his spark?
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>>46023350
>Hey there are some bees attacking this house
>Ok, lets contain them a-
>No there's no time, we have to kill ALL the bees
>What? No, we don't know what bees are there for they could be an important part of the natural order
>But they're fucking this one place up so lets just kill them all for good that way they won't bother anyone else
>That is fucking retarded
>Do you know what a world without bees would be like? Do you know for sure they're important? Fuck off. ... all the bees are dead now but this one super bee that got away. I'm a godamn hero and the best at plans.
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>>46023450
Because I think the plot thing with the mending was he sacrificed his spark to cause it somehow.
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>>46023417
I could have sworn that the inevitable werewolf walker would have looked like a scruffier Khal Drogo or something
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>>46023471
well that'll do it
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>>46023450
He wasn't. A bunch of old-walkers gave up their sparks to fix the time rifts during Time Spiral block.
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>>46023487
Falkenrath Glutton

Creature - Vampire Berserker
2/1
Vampire creature cards you own that are not on the battlefield have Madness and their madness costs are equal to their casting cost.
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>>46023487

Who speaks moonrunes here?
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>>46023457
>a world without bees
ha ha it's funny because it's happening now!
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>>46023457
Look, I get the analogy, but considering the consequences of the Eldrazi living is "planes are regularly destroyed killing billions and depleting the multiverse", the consequences of the Eldrazi dying can only be more severe if it somehow destroys planes even faster.
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>>46023487
Fuck yeah, one drop
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>>46023450
He gave up his spark to stop the multiverse from imploding on itself in the Time Spiral Crisis, but unlike most the others who did so managed to survive doing so.
Being a time mage and someone who survived the Tolarian temporal accident, he's almost certainly alive from a pure age standpoint (much like Jhoira, he doesn't age), and they don't like killing characters off offscreen unless it serves a plot purpose.
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>>46021506
I think Nahiri made the Helvault to say "See, we can make something to keep the Eldrazi in so they won't be on Zendikar,fucking it up."
Sorin panicked because she was going to do it, and threw her into the helvault.
She wakes up 60 years after the mending and walks to Zendikar because she needed to make sure it was alright.
She sees the Eldrazi nomming on her plane on goes full "NAHIRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>>46023487
>>46023508
A 2/1 in red WITHOUT a drawback? Sweet god, finally.
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>>46023508
well there it is

that's the Madness card everyone was waiting for to make all this discard worth it
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>>46023531

With swiftspear rotating it was basically guaranteed
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>>46023476
Sigourney Weaver is much better
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>>46023508
>All your vampires have madness
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>>46023487
BR AGGRO STRONK!
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>>46023487
shit, is that R/B Madness Vampires deck already finished?
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>>46023487
>>46023508
Muh dick
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>>46023545
Not just without drawback, but with upside.
It's strange, has red ever gotten even a 2/1 without a drawback?
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>>46023487
>Chinky, Rice-Thief
>Legendary Creature - Human Bandit
>When Chinky, Rice-Thief comes into play, gain control of target Plains.
>At the beginning of your end step, put a Flood counter on target Plains you control. Lands with a Flood Counter on them are Islands.
>Sacrifice a land with a Flood Counter on it: Add RW to your mana pool. Play this ability once each turn.

Pretty neat.
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>>46023487
BR VAMPS, HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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>>46021629
>They hate fuck at the end of it
>Jace is confused because she was wrecking his plane and responsible for this disaster
>They recall while laughing the one time Sorin got drunk and accidentally wiped out an entire clan of elves on Zendikar.
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>>46023625
no can do mate, you don't force a man to kill his own daughter and get an ending like that
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>>46023663
"Kill her? Nah, I just hit system restore, she'll be up and back to her old self in a couple hours."
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>>46023595
It has not.
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>>46023757
>not wanting her to re-manifest as a real angel from the mingling white mana of Sorin and Nahiri as they both die killing the eldritch horror from the moon
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>reveals that Avacyn was Sorin's real daughter who he had turned into an Angel to save from a deadly illness or something else convenient to the story for feels
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>>46023487
>>46023508
>you can now pitch an Heir of Falkenrath to itself and get both
Badass
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>>46021673
>>46021506
>>46021563
There's also this
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/sorins-restoration-2015-03-27
>The notion of shame had long since evaporated from Sorin. Over the millennia, Sorin's human frailties and neurosis had grown, blossomed, and withered away—he was as immune to regret as he was to old age. And yet, for the first time in years, an uncomfortable feeling grew within him, an unpleasant itch, the sense that he was responsible—solely—for something important going awry. It wasn't remorse exactly, just a dull, discordant echo ringing in the space where remorse had once resided.
Sorin did something dumb after meeting up with Nahiri after the vampires fucked up Zendikar that one time and no one came to Nahiri's aid. Also I don't know, but did the mending rip out the immortality aspect of oldwalkers? Vampirism might have a play in Nahiri being pissed if she didn't sleep in rock to find Zendikar super fucked.
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STANDARD PLAYERS BUY DRANA NOW
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>>46023885
>Also I don't know, but did the mending rip out the immortality aspect of oldwalkers?
Yes, this is the impetus for Liliana's arc.
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>>46023905
I already bought tons when she was cheap. Like seriously, with Innistrad being the next block it was a no brainer that she'd eventually be good.
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>>46023905
HA HA TIME TO FLIP
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>>46023905
I TOLD YOU ALL SHE'D SKYROCKET WITH SOI. I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL.
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>>46023905
Already got a pair of them. Maybe time to sell em.
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>>46023944
literally just bought my last three for 25

still not that high
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>>46023663
But they would make beautiful mardu babies.
That Sorin can turn into new Avacyns
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>>46023917
>Like seriously, with Innistrad being the next block it was a no brainer that she'd eventually be good.
Funny, that was my reasoning for buying cheap Piledrivers when we didn't know how shit Zendikar was going to be.
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>>46023905
Why
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>>46024022
But unlike BFZ, SOI is far from shit
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>>46024022
But ZEN, aside from allies, never gave a shit about tribal
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>>46024022
Well piledriver's a good card in other formats, so it's not like the worst decision ever.
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So a block only has 5 walkers. Usually, it's one per color with an other color occasionally splashed in. This block I'm thinking it's gonna go
>Nahiri Red, splash White
>Sorin White, splash Black
>Lili mono Black
>Werewolfwaifu Green, maybe splash Red
>Jace mono Blue

Chances are we won't get a Tamyio or Tibalt card this time around.
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>>46024032
because she's a good vampire falling under >>46023487
>>46023508
and will thus have a value jump in the coming months
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>>46023487
>>46023558
>>46023905

>Kalitas now can enter with Flash
Holy fuck.
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>>46024060
That's not a hard and fast rule, we're getting six this time.
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>>46024060
it's probably 6 walkers because they're not gonna put out a set with one walker, and Tamiyo looks to be playing a pretty big role storywise

also come the fuck on the next set literally has moon in the name
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>>46024060
there's just no way we won't get a new Tibalt with how popular he is to hate

also

>Nahiri Red, splash White
>Sorin White, splash Black

think you got those backwards
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>>46023805
>not wanting her to fuse with Sigarda in a sequence with so many lesbian undertones that you might as well call this set Sailor Moon
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>>46024082
It's not a solid rule but it's definitely a cycle they haven't broken yet.

>>46024094
She could easily die. Or we could get an other block without a Jace.
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>>46024094
she's on the fucking Anguished Unmaking art
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>>46024060
Blue/Black Jace will finally happen.

For all the vampire doubters, this was the posterchild for Innistrad vampires right here. All the standard players are going to cream themselves tomorrow.
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>>46024114
>Nahiri is corrupting the angels turning them red for revenge
>Sorin wants to save his plane
no, that sounds about right

>>46024133
Jace is confirmed for SOI, and as >>46024137
said, she's on the art for what is presumably the endgame of the story for this set
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NEW SPOILER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3A7_CwKoX8

sorry for linking to this fag
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>>46024142
are there even any vampire doubters in this thread?
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>>46024169
Seems like fun for commander, not that great otherwise. ETB draw a card is always good.
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>>46024169
so I guess today is going to be "good rares" day

I love good rares day
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>>46024022
>Goblin Piledriver
>1/2 with protection from over half of legacy cards
Pretty sweet, to be honest.
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>>46024133
It's a cycle that doesn't really work with the new block structure. We also haven't had 4 planeswalkers in a non-core set since Shards of Alara, they're shaking things up.
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>>46024198
>vampires getting all these good cards
>werewolves getting shafted again

ONE DAY, OUR GREAT MOON WILL RISE

THE PALESKINS WILL FINALLY KNOW ETERNAL REST
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>>46024198
>werewolves good for commander
>people want a werewolf legend for commander
why? werewolves are shit everywhere in every format and due to their flip trigger, they seem especially shitty for edh
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>>46024237
maybe your planeswalker will be good
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>>46024169
>High cost werewolf cards

I don't get it. It's just bad design. On paper, the first few turns should be spent putting guys on the table and after than you should just be passing turn with instants up

otherwise how will you ever get guys to flip if you just keep tapping out for shit each turn
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>>46024133
We've had 6 walkers in a core set, so I'd say they've broken it. It's more like a guideline anyways.
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>>46024253
They are definitely shit in EDH because their flip conditions are nigh impossible to happen naturally in multiplayer. But casuals are drawn to things that are shit so there you go.
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>>46024169
flipping doesn't count as entering the battlefield does it?
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Anyone notice how we've only seen one demon so far? The only demon so far has been corrupted by eldritch horror. Look at that lattice body.

This is cool. I'd like to see some eldrazi pawn demons. Hell, why didn't we get any in RotE, BFZ, or Oath. In fact, where the fuck were the demons in BFZ and Oath besides Ob?
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>>46024292
>>46024235
Alright, so who is getting the shaft if it's 6? Tibalt or Tamyio? I'm still thinking Tibalt will show up on not!Egypt or innocent Lorwyn.
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>>46024310
Tibalt for sure since Tamiyo's part of the plot
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>>46024307
Black Mana doesn't make Demons on Zendikar
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>>46024307
>I'd like to see some Eldrazi pawn demons
>eldrazi pawn
>eldrazi
No. Fuck you. Get the fuck out. GET THE FUCK OUT!
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>>46024310
Tibalt will definitely show up on another plane next time he appears. His origin is tied to Innistrad but he doesn't have a plot keeping him there.
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>>46024237
no, the flip trigger ensures they will be forever shit and by the looks of it, transform and werewolves in general aren't going to get much secondary support this block either.

werewolves will always be garbage and werewolf tribal will always be gutter trash since the decks core concept is completely counter intuitive for how such a deck needs to function.

all thanks to their flip mechanic.

But hey go ahead and spend another few years on that werewolf tribal deck like I did and maybe if you're lucky you'll win a kitchen table game or two out of twenty.
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>>46024329
Why not? We had demons in Zendikar and Worldwake. Why did they just randomly dissapear in BFZ and oath?
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>>46024169
>>46024198
>EDH
Pretty much. Toss it into GB reanimator for some weird beater draw effects but don't expect to ever flip it.
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>>46022070
Sorin's thoughts about her when he talks to Ugin in DTK imply that whatever happened between them was a long time ago, and that's reinforced by the fact that when the alarm that attracted him to Zendikar went off, she didn't show up. We know why Ugin wasn't there, but if Nahiri and Sorin were still on good terms she should have come as well.

Whatever he did to her, it was way before any of that shit from Zen block.
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>>46024350
I'd love if his driving force were to just fuck with Sorin. Be the Joker to his Batman, all for laughs. But he's most likely gonna be like new Joker and be carving faces into different worlds. Just to see how much pain they can take.
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>>46024377
>Batman
heh
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>>46024169

Here is the spoiler without the retarded link.
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>>46022853
Last time we saw her was a thousand years ago during http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/stirring-slumber-2015-05-13

There's no indication one way or another if she even knows about the events of Zendikar and Battle For Zendikar blocks, but the fact that she didn't show up when the Eye of Ugin opened suggests she probably doesn't.
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>>46024396
if it wasn't for the shitty hair this may have been cool
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>>46024416
>a GREEN cantrip

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>46024464
You say this as if there aren't roughly a half dozen green creatures that do this already
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>>46024065
Kek tru, just got 5, ty senpai
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>>46024416
>5 mana
>x/x where X is cards in hand
>When enters, draw a card
Wow so it's like Aeon Chronicler if Aeon Chronicler was complete and utter shit.
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>>46024474
The joke is that MaRo hates green cards that do things out of its color.

See Beast Within, Ezuri's Predation, and that new green edict
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>>46020465
You should know all the little details of old zendikar are rectonned as fuck. She also used to be able to turn mountains to dust and run rivers red.
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>>46024351
no anon

the werewolf mechanic is perfect for aether vial
The mechanic is great with vial, but they just keep printing bad cards regardless of how the mechanic could actually be good
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>>46024547
why would I be running werewolves with vial when nearly anything else would be more effective?
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>>46024510
But drawing cards isn't out of green's color...
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>>46024416
I just can't imagine what they had in mind when they designed this, I mean, besides the 6 players commander shitfest.
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>>46024593
Tell that to MaRo.

When are wizards gonna finally fire him?
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>>46024613
It's not even that great in EDH. Good luck ever trying to transform it in EDH too.
>>
>>46024510
>>46024633
?
MaRo has said every color has access to cantrips
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>>46024593
>drawing cards is fine unless you're in white

>red can draw cards if you discard first
>green can draw cards, but it depends on certain factors(creature size, creatures in graveyard), but nowadays just draws cards
>black can draw cards at the cost of life while rarely getting anything instant speed
>blue can just draw cards

Nice color balance you got there
>>
>>46024592
that wouldn't be the case if they actually made werewolf cards good. You never cast anything on your turn and each turn your opponent gets to star down a bunch of beefy mclargehuges. We need more cards like Mayor and Duskwatch Recruiter. Solid value with big bodies when they flip and with Recruiter you can always spend your mana is a great way that isn't casting a dude on your turn. This also puts a lot of pressure on your opponent by making freak out a little because they could just fucking die if they don't cast two spells. It makes your opponent have to play weird as fuck but when they do you can just vial in Immerwolf. More cards like Mayor would make the deck a lot like Merfolk but with higher power.

It has a lot of potential if they would just print werewolf cards that are good, but it looks like we're just gonna get more of this trash

>>46024416
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>>46024670
Black can do anything!

Face it! We have card draw, removal, huge threats, AND life gain!

Get fucked pie!
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>>46020585
Your right in it's straight forward, but you're forgetting two things about the situation: one is that we found out about Nahiri's presence on Innistraf WAY before we should have, we knew about her before we even had a mystery object of suspicion, the story was already ruined in a sense.

And two: Wizard's new formula of story-telling is horrendous, rather than tell the entire tale of one set before the cards are released, they tell the story at a molasses pace of once a week as they don't even bother to attempt to hide story spoiler cards and ruin any surprise. No matter what kind of mystery there is, even if it wasn't somehow Nahiri, we would already know that too, because Wizards just doesn't care enough.
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>>46024776
don't really have counterspells or extra turns though

or bouncing

or flicker/blink

and you're not suuuuuuuper great on board wipes
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>>46024416
Could be a good top-end in a UG control deck. It replaces itself, and if the game drags out long enough it'll flip very easily.

Not very exciting though.
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>>46024776
Black can't touch artifacts or enchantments.

There's also a cost to what black can do in the form of paying life or sacrificing creatures.
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>>46024796
>and you're not suuuuuuuper great on board wipes
I was with you till this statement.
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>>46024796
Black has better board wipes than every color except white by virtue of having them at all. And wanting flickering is kinda silly when you have sac outlets with reanimation.
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>>46024814
Black also can't reanimate enchantments.
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>>46024796
>burn
>what is lifedrain

and who needs counters when you have
>HAND DISRUPTION

yeah, you faggots wish you had that. Every time you go to try and make a standard deck you say to yourself
>hmm, maybe I should have black for removal and hand disruption

Admit it. AND WE HAVE LANGUISH AND DAMNATION

>>46024814
>ARTIFACTS AND ENCHANTMENTS
>GOOD
>IMPLYING PEOPLE PLAY ENCHANTMENTS THAT AREN'T JUST O-RING
>IMPLYING I'M NOT JUST GONNA DAMNATION YOUR AFFINITY ASS
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>>46024396
Vampires in armor is never not gonna look weird and funny.
>>
Isobel legendary when?
>>
>>46024786

Yeah, the obvious thing would have been to spoil the cards in the story (and elsewhere at the same time, of course) and release segments much faster.

I kindof like that they're trying, but there's a lot of improvement needed.
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>>46024868
it's really just removal, no one thinks about hand disruption
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>>46024915

Not ALL the cards, sorry. That'd be crazy.
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>>46024936
Bullshit

Every deck wishes it could duress the current control deck
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>>46024936
>No one thinks of hand disruption
Because no one cared about thoughtseize and duress right? Like most decks didn't consider black simply because of these cards right?
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>>46024633
Green is tied with Black in card draw.
Both have restrictions on their card draw - black gets life loss card draw (but can get it anywhere and repeatedly), green's always involves creatures. A creature that ETB draw a card is the simplest form of Involving Creatures.
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>>46024868
>LANGUISH AND DAMNATION
Languish is cool but I play white. Fuck outta here with that chocolate colored Wrath
>IMPLYING PEOPLE PLAY ENCHANTMENTS THAT AREN'T JUST O-RING
O-Ring is all we need baby.
>>
>affinity
>losing to damnation instead of flatout trucking that silly deck before it goes off
>meanwhile legacy enchantress is a solid deck
>vintage is an artifact heavy format

Also languish was shit because it couldn't kill the one card it needed to: SIEGE RHINO.

Enjoy your first day playing black. You'll be playing blue tomorrow.
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>>46025114
SEIGE RHINO IS AN OBJECTIVELY BLACK CARD

LANGUISH IS GOOD FOR THE VERY REASON THAT IT DOES NOT KILL OUR OWN CREATURES LIKE RHINO AND TASIGUR, NO?
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>>46025298
>opponent dropping fatties
>one of those fatties is fucking rhino
>B-But my rhino and fuccboi are safe from my languish, r-right?
Put the fear of god in folk, man. No half measures.
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>>46025298
I don't see why you felt the need to put objectively in there because I don't think anyone would argue that it's black
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>>46025376
>>46025298
Rhino it's an animal, ergo it's objetively green.
His effect can be called black, but the creature itself it's green.

Check.

Mate.

K thx bye
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>>46025353
I'm not putting the fear of god into people

I'm giving them the fear of being eternally damned

*tips fedora*
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>>46025468

>something that gains you life
>not objectively white

faggots
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>>46025298
>>46025468
>>46025510
it's objectively gold
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>>46024396
Black people in armor is never not gonna look weird and funny.
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