Let's play a game. Make a post that a space marine would make, and others have to guess what chapter he's from based on the post.
I'll start us off easy:
We're the emperor's favourite sons, our geneseed is perfect, and everyone wishes they were us.
>>45972106
Ultrasmurfs?
I'm thoroughly disgusted by the physical state of those who use this board. For those who interact with technology so heavily, they are pathetically weak.
Antimage is my favourite Dota 2 hero.
Man, I love the codex, but void warfare and unorthodox organization are so fun!
>>45972183
Iron Hands.
>>45972080
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGH
GRAAWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>45972183
Yes, Ultrasmurfs. I don't know which chapter hates technology, though.
>>45972237
Angry marines. Too easy.
>>45972233
Imperial fists
>>45972080
/aco/'s rule about not posting anthro is fucking stupid, I'll bash those little shits' heads in and post as much as I want
>>45972311
Nope.
>>45972330
Space Wolves
>>45972330
Space yiffs
Fuck those anons, if they can't keep up in the discussion, leave them behind.
>>45972080
I love the smell of ______ in the morning.
>>45972235
Correct
>>45972389
Not Lamenters.
>>45972389
Iron Hands.
>>45972080
FUCKING
DARK ELDAR
NEED MORE HOLY PROMETHIUM TO BURN THE SHITS.
>be axe-wielding barbarian who looks likes something off a Manowar cover
>practice feral world shamanism
>have personal collection of skulls taken from enemies in battle
>brutally massacre a bunch of loyalists
all this is true, but I don't worship khorne, I swear
>>45972219
Black Templars?
I am dead and my son is pretending to be me.
>>45972706
Imperial Fists and/or Alpha Legion
>>45972706
Ron Paul?
>>45972701
Good job senpai
I am trapped in a cycle of guilt.
Those mods have gone too far man.
I know that thread earlier was shitposting, but we turned it into something productive. They had to invalidate our fucking work and nuke the whole thing.
I'm sending a report to the God Emperor.
>>45972725
Correct
GOTTA GO FAST
>>45972767
Celestial Lions.
>I can't even guess half of these
I'm sorry, /tg/...
>>45972819
white scars
I am fortifying this board
>>45972836
>I am fortifying this board
Imperial Fists.
>>45972821
>>45972836
Correct
Me and my brothers have really, REALLY bad senior moments.
i love the smell of sulphur in the morning
How do you get your teeth extra white? I need to get out some bloodstains. Can't have heretics and xenos thinking I have bad teeth when I'm screaming in their faces in close combat.
>>45972968
Carcharodons, Flesh Tearers
>>45972996
No, half right.
>>45972575
Salamanders.
>You see that mountain, you can climb it
THIS SILENCE OFFENDS SLAANESH!
Yeah dude, I'll give you your mower back next week.
>>45973126
Emperor's Children
>>45973142
Blood Ravens
>>45972831
HERETIC!
*BLAM!*
>>45973216
grey knights
>>45973179
>Blood Ravens
Correct
Now listen here boy, our 'benefactors' believe you have been causin' some trouble; you best not mess with the bull, or else you're gonna get the horn.
>>45973253
correct.
KILL, MAIM, BURN, DESTROYYYY!
>>45973279
Minotaurs
>>45973312
correct
Dude, hold my shit while I crash my shit into that giant ball of techno-fuck.
>get lost in a warp storm
>now i burn
>>45973396
fire hawks
>>45972413
Emperor's Children.
>>45973396
thousand sons?
>>45973408
right
>>45973348
Astral Knights
....
[eats a chapter serf]
>>45972660
Executioners?
>>45973619
correct!
hey i'm bad
i don't like normal people!!!
i'm really bad
>mfw
>>45972237
>>45972262
>Angry Marines. Too easy.
Naw man, world eaters. Angry marines would be: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
>>45973853
Iron Warriors?
>>45972968
Blood Drinkers?
>>45973299
World Eaters.
>>45973396
Legion of the Damned.
Surprise Motherfucker!
>>45974196
correct.
may you find beauty in death, xenos.
Let's go take the scars stuff
>naw dawg wez gots to protect the civies yknow Imperial lives mattee
>>45974486
salamanders
>>45973853
Marines Malevolent?
>Not being codex compliant
>Not having more Tanks than bodies
Get on our level.
>trapped in armor
>shit sux
>screams etherialy
>>45974559
Thousand Sons
>>45972831
Lamenters
>hey sororitas nice head u got there
>>45974518
yep
>>45974104
Again, half-right.
>>45974934
What, the Blood Angles? I thought it was only the Successor chapters did the blood drinking thing?
>>45974934
Angles Sanguine?
I love playing with my sister's period blood!
>>45974670
>>45975101
Ward Knights
>>45972764
Dark Angels.
Or nearly any Unforgiven chapter.
