A multiracial city has brothels populated by single races. Elves have The Golden Leaf, Dwarves have The Anvil... What is the human brothel called?
>>45757628
the jack of all trades
>>45757628
'Yer mum
>>45757653
I actually laughed out loud
>>45757628
The Golden Anvil.
>>45757628
>>45757653
The golden jack of all leafy anvils.
>>45757628
>Centaurs: The Bit and Bridle
>Halflings: The Hobbit Hole
>Lizardmen: The Turgid Serpent
The bardic college
>>45757628
The Palace.
It caters exclusively to the wealthy with high class and well trained escorts who spend as much or quite often more time talking through stressful dealings of the successful as they do fucking their problems away. Basically an institution combining therapy with sex.
Alternatively, The Legion, specializing in group sex with well coordinated muscle girls acting in tandem to achieve a far greater effect. Armor is optional, but costs a bit more due to cleaning expenses.
Pussyshack.
Stanky'ol'pussyshack.
>>45757628
Now there's a Domain level challenge for a Bard...
>You must win over and incorporate all the city's marginalised, species-ghetto brothels into one house of Ultra-Pleasure!
>>45758108
>Tieflings: The Getting Back At Daddy
>>45758544
Wouldn't that be more Aasimar?
I don't imagine that getting paid in an hour what some only make in a week would be seen as a bad thing by demons.
>>45757628
>One Size, Fits All
>>45757628
The Kitchen Sink.
>>45757628
Honestly, you could probably take the name of any rea life human brothel and it would work.
I HIGHLY doubt anybody on this board has ever been within the proximity of a real life brothel, though.
>>45757653
/thread
>>45757653
Trade Of All Jacks could be its male wing.
No Man's Land
>>45757657
And we have a winner.
>>45758708
The strip club in my hometown where you could definitely get at least a handy was called The Loose Caboose.
Because we were the railway capital of Canada.
We also killed the world's largest African elephant with a train.
>>45758708
>being proud of having been to a brothel
Son...
I don't really like The Golden Leaf. You couldn't come up with anything lewder than that? The Anvil is good though.
>The Anvil: for when you really need to pound something good
>>45758708
Well guess you are wrong there actually.
The London Street Sauna, nice service.
>>45758708
Oddly I think none of the red light districts I went windowshopping in in Hamburg or Amsterdam had named brothels. I'd have thought branding would apply to it like any business, maybe it's a legal or cultural thing.
Though this was years before the internet fell in love with social media slacktivism so I suspect there's all manner of empowerment doublethink branding to be found if I went looking.
the bonus feat
>>45758675
Why is there a comma?
man, we're getting into some fetishy shit yo...
>>45757701
interracial
>>45758391
man-whores
>>45758446
>The Palace.
sounds like the Companions from the Firefly universe...
>The Legion
sounds like a theoretical "prostitution division" of the Athena Academy from REAL FUCKIN LIFE
>>45758708
I've walked by a couple...I was bored and on a road trip that took me through Las Vegas.
>>45759255
>Sauna
never seen the point, but then again, I live in a region where the default conditions for 8 months out of the year are "sauna"
>>45759545
to stress the second half of the phrase to imply that the "one size" is ready to stretch tightly to accommodate anyone.
>>45759714
>to stress the second half of the phrase
That's not how commas work, son.
>>45759714
>the companions
Kind of; its more that they had a similar base than anything else. You can also think of it like the Consort and her girls from ME, but with more of a visual emphasis on humanities glory.
>Athena Academy
Are we thinking about the same academy? I'm thinking of the one for dyslexic children. Nothing else is coming to mind.
>>45759714
Its not actually a Sauna.
Officially its a massage parlor, but its really just a brothel, open-secret and even the police know it but its better than the girls being on the streets.
You go in and pay a small amount for your time then choose a girl, do whatever it is you agree to then pay the girl after for her service.
>>45759810
it's how I use pauses in speech.
>>45759827
>I'm thinking of the one for dyslexic children
theres another one that specializes in combat training women for bodyguard careers...
>>45759838
I see.
still, saunas in general...
110 F(43 C) and 100% relative humidity for most of the year down here means that saunas are super extra dumb...
>open secret brothels
yeah...this is why we(the USA) should leagalize and tax prostitution. just like weed...
>>45760014
>it's how I use pauses in speech.
Talking like an autist is not an excuse for poor grammar.
>>45760014
The USA doesn't prohibit brothels and brothel workers are subject to the normal income taxes. Whatever prohibition on prostitution you're thinking of is actually a matter of state law.
Sweden
>>45760014
>combat training women for bodyguard careers
Ah, okay. I guess that would be a side effect considering the physical training. I was more just thinking well coordinated muscle girls.
>>45760065
alright, then to loop back to the initial question for my own edification if nobody else, why is that comma there?
>>45760128
>well coordinated muscle girls.
that's apparently a couple of their core tenants according to an ad I saw for them someplace...
>>45760076
oh, well then I just blame Texas for being dumb then...and probably also the puritans whom I've been told are responsible for so many of the reasons we're all jacked up...
>>45760078
Howdy, /pol/!
>>45758756
Jack is the name for male whores in the city.
PCs arrive in the city and the fighter is confused why he's getting offers from every acquaintance they make.
>>45757628
Average.
>>45757628
The Golden Standard
>>45757628
The Fuckbarrel.
>>45760078
*tips pickelhaube*
>>45760078
*tips lippalakki*
>>45762624
How was it? Legitimately curious.
>>45762624
Pleasant. I was nervous as fuck, she was patient, I took a shower, talked and she began.
My first time btw. I got a blowjob, sucked her titties for a good fifteen minutes, got to try different positions, and we had a rest between where she told about how this was to pay for law school. I think I was cumming a blank at the fourth time. Great one hour and a half, I gave her an extra.
That said, I researched a lot. You'll be sorely disapointed at the cheaper places.
