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The Ninth Circle of Hell sounds like a lot of panting, and smells faintly doggy. Large cages span two walls of the room, equipped with beds, toys, water dishes and every other thing a little boat... dog... thing might possibly want.
Except for attention.
Before Sammy can launch into her troop inspection again, the bright brittle sound of broken metal clinking across the floor is heard, with several corgis hot behind it. Hate sighs and glares a hole in the opposite wall, steadfastly ignoring the very fabric of space-time as several dogs run three or four laps around him, forming a kind of fuzzy cyclone where one wagging tail blurs into the black nose of the one behind him. Hamp actually leans forward a little as he stares, trying to decipher where one mutt ends and the other begins, but they have truly become a kind of canine mobius strip, with a steadfast and glowering Hate its fulcrum point.
>IB4 Navyfag
>>45117538
FIRST PAST THE BOAT
And just like that, it freezes. You blink, feeling a little dizzy, and the afterimages resolve themselves into an attentive circle of corgis, plopped down on their haunches, watching their lord and master with solemn and intense focus.
Hate sliiiides his stare onto you, pinning you in place as he beams the entirely of his miserable existence right into your eye-sockets with his expression alone.
Then he lets his suffering out into the atmosphere with a sigh that turns the very air itself to a leaden miasma that weighs heavy on your shoulders. Succumbing to fate, he lets his eyes drop down and to the side.
The selected corgi cocks its head, jaw falling open - then it begins twirling in place so fast it seems suspended atop a vague motion blur with vaguely paw-like emphasis at certain spots. The corgi next to it whines dismally as it flops on its belly, regarding its companion with lidded-eyes, but the Chosen One doesn't seem to care, lost in its glee.
“... the fuck is this shit?” Hamp says, his eyebrows knit in an expression you're coming to recognize as Maximum Dubiousness.
Hate sighs, and flicks a fingergun in Hamp's vague direction. “Sic'em.”
As one the circle of corgis rush Hamp, their Outfits manifesting about their bodies, dual-fifites, torpedoes and little sailor hats all. Within ten seconds Hamp is festooned by growling corgis that have attached themselves to every single limb, low, wicked growls sounding from their throats.
“... oooooohhhh,” Hamp says as enlightenment dawns.
Hate's wicked little grin melts into a frown. “Uh, you need some help there?”
Hamp regards Hate with lidded eyes for a second - and then the room is filled with the snarling low buzz of miniaturized nine-cylinder radials as two little blue seaplanes zip through the door. They buzz a corgi each, cutting so close that little tufts of shorn fur float in their wake. The corgis go absolutely *apeshit* - one that was climbing up Hamp's arm to attack his head simply leaps off his shoulder, narrowly missing one of the SOCs with a quick snap of its jaws. It leaves a sizeable dent in the brand-new tile as it lands, springing back up and twisting in air to try another snatch. The seaplanes start weaving together, drawing the dogs out the far double doors.
Why not use Shigure as a counter terrorism commando?
Hamp raises his coffee-
-and Hate slurps at his, loud, long and obnoxiously.
Hamp retaliates in kind, tiling the paper starbucks cup to its limit, letting the rattle of the three-quarters empty container fill the air as turbulent liquid churns in a chaotic flow against the plastic lid. Hate refills his thermos cap and raises it for another go and that's about when you feel a deep and moving urge to draw your sword-cane and fucking murder them both.
“ALL RIGHT, PUT AWAY THE RULERS AND ZIP UP, YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY,” Sammy snarls, her five little Corgis leaping to their feet and barking a mad chorus of agreement.
[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
[ ] ... these cages would appear to be insufficient. This isn't exactly containment, is it?
[ ] ... huh. You know how to use a quadcopter drone, Hate?
>>45117560
I missed the little tykes. They entirely too entertaining.
Observed from several miles away, I mean.
>>45117601
>[X]... huh. You know how to use a quadcopter drone, Hate?
>>45117601
[X] ... these cages would appear to be insufficient. This isn't exactly containment, is it?
Let's be helpful today. I hope.
>>45117601
>[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
>>45117601
>[X] ... these cages would appear to be insufficient. This isn't exactly containment, is it?
The most exciting time of the day has come!
>>45117581
What even is this reality we find ourselves in.
>>45117601
>>[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
>>45117601
>[ ] ... these cages would appear to be insufficient. This isn't exactly containment, is it?
>>45117601
>[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
>>45117601
>[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
Evening.
>>45117601
>[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
Imma start tonight off with something diabetes inducing.
>>45117737
Cheers. Ready for the fight?
>>45117737
No no no no honey, it's the 21st century. Reduce, reuse, recycle!Yep, this is gonna be a two-case night
>>45117737
Evening.
... Tell me you're not actually in an alleyway sitting next to trash.
>>45117538
Awww yis, it's shipslut time
>>45117601
>[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
then
[x]...huh. You know how to use a quadcopter drone, Hate?
>>45117737
Hello, Naka-chan~ You hyped to kick ass and chew bubblegum?
>>45117771
Of course she's not next to the trash...it's to good for her.
>>45117601
>[X] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
>>45117601
>[x] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
let's be a total dildo and pretend hate didn't just graphically demonstrate his problem.
>>45117601
>[ ] ... huh. You know how to use a quadcopter drone, Hate?
>[x] Have these boats been RFID and GPS tagged yet? That's important for base security, it should have been done by now.
>>45117560
Magnificent.
>>45117601
[x] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
>>45117601
>[ ] ... these cages would appear to be insufficient. This isn't exactly containment, is it?
>>45117808
Harsh
>>45117601
>[X] ... these cages would appear to be insufficient. This isn't exactly containment, is it?
>>45117601
>[ ] ... huh. You know how to use a quadcopter drone, Hate?
>sisters vs. demon soon
>>45117771
No, she's on an imageboard sitting next to trash.
>>45117808
I'm feeling a lot of negative vibes here.
As much as we rag on the Sendai sisters, I didn't realize they almost have twice as much firepower as chuuniboat and sis.
>>45117918
Wouldn't be surprised if a Janitor deleted Naka's posts for lack of quality.
>>45117601
>[ ] ... these cages would appear to be insufficient. This isn't exactly containment, is it?
>>45117737
I wish I had saved that comic where Saitama throws Tatsumaki out the window into the trash.
>>45117737
Hey, Naka, I think I found the right background song for your posts in tonight's thread!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c
>>45117770
>Two case.
And here I am trying to figure out if the DESDIV 6 minders have any good booze. Eyepatch probably fucking don't, she's too fucking loud. the other one though, she probably knows where the good fucking shit is and how to get it.
>>45117927
>>45117601
>[ ] ... these cages would appear to be insufficient. This isn't exactly containment, is it?
>>45117737
Wow Naka, don't you think you should be with the non-burnable trash instead?
>>45117770
It's burnable trash, Settle. Kaga-chan dayo!
>>45117953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
Just remember that Abyssals are always hiring and are equal opportunity.
>>45117958
Let me go ahead and stop you from thinking that there's ANY good booze here that isn't imported - and therefore not available anywhere on post.
Just going to post this here.
>>45117958
The loose floorboard underneath an Officers' desk and get said officer out of their office.
That wasn't so hard.
>>45117958
You just have to know how to play with her controls Hate...like Tatsuta
>>45117601
>[o] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
I have no words. Planefag, you have an evil, sexy imagination.
>>45118006
You know that stack of tires that's been outside the shop for who the fuck knows how long?
There's some 12-year scotch in there, second tire, back side so anyone who leans in won't see it.
Go nuts. I don't need it any more.
>>45118006
Good for a given fucking definition. I know there's no actual good shit here, and holy fucking shit the shit cargo drivers want to sneak some in from stateside is fucking insane.
>>45117951
That reminds me, there have been several conversations about Iku being -friendly- with the corgis...
Maybe that's the solution to the corgi problem?
>>45117960
Also let's not forget that those turrets are open-backed, once we get into close quarters.
>>45118047
Dammit we need Akashi and soon!
>>45118036
Oh hey, funny fucking story, I have that picture too.
On my phone.
From "Anonymous"
Like I was born fucking yesterday. I'm trying to figure out which of them got a prepaid and sent it.
>>45118120
Sounds more like eyepatch-chan.
>>45117601
>[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
>>45118047
I'm not even gonna ask why you're hiding it in the mosquito breeding grounds, but you know what? Fuck it.
>>45118048
I have a friend that works for MAC over at Yokota. I'll see what I can get done.
>>45118120
Definitely Eyepatch, she's timid like that.
>>45117958
Acquire four roses at your local Japanese liquor store, it's everywhere praise Kirin.
>>45117601
>[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
>>45118100
I knoooww! A ship with manufacturing capabilities would be God's own blessing.
>>45117987
Oh, honey, I wouldn't send you into the fire and flames to perish.That's because I want to strangle you myself god dammit
>>45118120
Who do you think lieutenant?
VOTES CALLED ETC.
Harder's new girlfriend when?
>>45118176
I vote for USS Medusa. With USS Artisan as her operating table.
>>45118178
Loads of people feeling like that right now, it seems.
>>45118179
Tatsuta wouldn't hide her affections like that, she'd be much more obvious.
She told Tenryuu to send it, because she likes to see her squirm.
>>45117538
ITS TIME
>>45118207
Also, this was the image that was meant to go with it.
>>45118178
I'll bring you back some shore line from the abyssal line, darling.
Check that, I'll have Jintsuu bring it back for you.
So how does anon like the Wiskey shipslut quest on a-kun?
>>45118206
>Fucking your sister ship
Not cool dude
>>45118246
>blatantly advertisingNeeds to update more
>>45118246
Who?
>>45118206
>he waifus sadistic murderers
Kill Abyssals, Kill Abyssals, Kill More Abyssals!
>>45118227
>>45118262
I am not even the author.
>>45118246
Wiskey as in Mo and Jersey's little sister?
>>45117927
Yeah the Tenryuu-class was explicitly designed as a destroyer leader. They're also OLD. The first one launched 1918, it was already way outdated by the time WW2 launched.
That said, the Kuma and Nagara classes were almost as old, 1919 and 1922, respectively, and Sendai was launched 1924.
Ooyodo and Agano class aside, none of the CLs Japan fielded were actually up to date to fight in a fight like WW2.
Like Naka pointed out, Fubuki and co. were pretty much replacements.
>>45118260
Incest is wincest.
>>45118270
Don't judge a man based on his fetish.
>>45118276
Still. Not cool. You don't hear me talking about my favorite Anonkun quest on /tg/.
>>45118272
Why did I laugh.
more when
>>45118246
do tell who wiskey is
>>45118287
Yes. The last BB.
>>45118156
>>45118130
>>45118179
Good fucking point. Now I gotta find her fucking number or radio fucking freqency.
Or just call her out later. Which might be more amusing.
She do got a body on her damn son.
>>45118307
Better design.
>>45118272
>>45118307
Atrocious.
>>45118317
USS Wisconsin (BB-64)
>>45118330
FOR THE VOICE BELOW'S SAKE, YOU ALREADY HAVE TWO BATTLESHIPS FOR WAIFUS
WHY DO YOU WANT MORE? GO FUCK THE ONES YOU ALREADY HAVE
>>45118317
>>45118331
>Three fingers
>>45118330
>She do got a body on her damn son.
something tells me you would like Atlanta
>southern accent
>Destroyer leader
>most top heavy cruiser ever put to sea
>loads of dakka
>>45118324
Huh, visited Nauticus a couple of times. Lots of kids running around on her decks. Place is a lot more dedicated to having interactive exhibits (nothing wrong with that, just saying) to teaching the history.
>>45118176
Who needs Akashi when we've got Nurse Tatsuta?
>>45118335
Best girl.
>>45118330
When'd she get the abs, though? Her summer CG has a much fluffier tummy.
>>45118353
Why does Wisconsin looks shy there?
>>45118354
I can see her thumb and pointer if you look closely.
>>45118353
>>45118340
ahh that one
>>45118354
Nah it's just you can't see her thumb
>>45118176
You mean like her?
>>45118361
Here you go
>>45118368
Fuck. Think she's juicin?
Ain't that a bitch. Well, her sister pretty fucking hot too, so it's all good.
>>45118374She forgot to put on a bra.
>>45118403
Nauticus. Not Nautilus. Nauticus is the museum where USS Wisconsin is.
>>45118425
Think any of the girl wear one?
>>45118368
>>45118422
That probably falls under weird shipgirl magicks, like how Akagi and Hornet haven't turned into whales
>>45118439
Well, they should if they don't want their backs to hurt.
>>45118422
She could just be working out. Maybe she saw herself in that swimsuit and wanted to be a little more cut?
Maybe she didn't want the mombod to go along with being a momboat?
Maybe to attract the interest of a certain Marine?
>>45118353
Poor Wisconsin, never seeing much action, mostly arrived too late to do much.
And stuck on Halsey's team.
>>45118368
relentless bullying and fat shaming gets results
>>45118368
Nothin' wrong with a /fit/ grill
>>45118443
FAT STACKS
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>>45118439
Naka's outfit has one, Kongou's does not.
>>45118431
It's in Norfolk. Also,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ammunition_ship
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auxiliary_repair_dock
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combat_stores_ship
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repair_ship
>>45118422
Knowing her she prolly hit the gym as soon as she came back and discovered she had a chance to fight again.And to impress certain people of course.
>>45118425
Seems legit
>>45118246
literally who
>>45118359
lex man is shit desu senpai
>>45118439
Yamato wears one padded with the armor-piercing caps of her own shells.
>>45118508
No-pan?
>>45118422
Come now Lieutenant, my dear sister abhors drugs and does her best to be a proper role model for her four daughters.
>>45118526
We need to go over uniform regulations.
>>45118508
She only saw battle against hurricanes and typhoons in service though. Otherwise she just sat smugly off coast and bombarded and protected the CTF.
>>45118542
Just a quick question, because I'm curious. Can Hibiki speak Russian at all?
Even Iowa doesn't wear a bra.
Although I'm sure Hate already knew this.
>>45118573
That's fucking classified.
>>45118567
....t-that is something you would have to ask her yourself....just make sure neither of you are alone when you ask.
>>45118439
>girl
>>45118368
if we went by the actual CG, Yamato'd be a flat pad wearer.
>>45118589
OR IS IT
Are flying boats still relevant in WW II?
>>45118566
You mean like the rest of the Iowas? Combine they have a destroyer, trawler, and a training cruiser to their names.
Yamato has more. Hell, Willie killed more aircraft then Iowa.
>>45118612
Literally what
>>45118602
This Hamp is adorable.
>>45118589
GO FUCK HER ALREADY YOU USELESS MILITARY ANACHRONISM
>>45118614
>trawler
>Training cruiser
Sounds like a story that needs to be told. Of the brave nip fisherman who went up against the Iowa.
I think I have a compromise to the Crab problem. We get to take him down a peg while still engaging in mindless shenanigans.
>>45118608
classified to hell and back
>>45118612
A quick google says yes
>>45118612
>Are flying boats still relevant
Yes, they are useful for long range ASW and SAR.
>Were they reinvent in WW II?
Yes, they were used as spotter aircraft, ASW, SAR, interdiction, raiding and other roles.
>>45118621
PBY Catalinas are one example of flying boats.
>>45118670
But why not just mass them instead of carriers? Why not just launch them off BBs? Or seaplane tenders?
>>45118621
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_boat
>>45118661
Iowa and Hate going on a "classified mission?"
>>45118573
Enterprise has the best panties
>>45118659
Or we just move on with more important things in our life, like literal dogsitting
>>45118689
I'm guessing range and seakeeping and endurance
>>45118702
>nobody will ever console her over pearl
>>45118637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMDgAevEJds
Kaga's learning a new job!
>>45118637
That's classified fucking.
>>45118567
Yes. A good amount of us are multilingual, even.
>>45118689
Most of them need an airfield or something so they can load additional ordinance.
>>45118608
>>45118589
Declassified in 2008 m8
>>45118689
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_boat
>literally just a big seaplane
Whoever named a type of plane a boat needs to burn on the same circle of hell as that fucker that called a bird a titmouse.
>>45118689
>But why not just mass them instead of carriers? Why not just launch them off BBs? Or seaplane tenders?
Because flying boats/floatplanes make a lot of design compromises to able to take off or land on water. They also tend to be very big and heavy so if the enemy has decent CAP or AA capability, flying boats would get torn apart. Also, if the flying boats don't have a carrier, where are you going to service them? They certainly can't keep up with a moving fleet.
>>45118734
Shoukaku is a certified flight mechanic!
>>45118751
Ahh Ok.
I guess they are slower at dog fighting then cags?
>>45118608
are you a permanent part of the peanut gallery now?
>>45118689
>But why not just mass them instead of carriers?
Because carrier aircraft are smaller and have better performance.flying boats are not fast or manoeuvrable and they cannot carry large bombs or torpedoes.
>>45118725
This heada$$ niqqa
>>45118689
Because if you're going to pair them with a boat, carrier based planes have better performance and take up less space so you can bring more.
>>45118657
Long story short cause I'm lazy.
During the attack on Truk atoll those three ships were late getting out of dodge.
Then the Iowas showed up and found targets on radar. Over three hundred rounds from the Iowa and I think the New Jersey later, over penetration is a bitch, those three ships wet under.
>>45118292
>Yeah the Tenryuu-class was explicitly designed as a destroyer leader.
It's worth noting that they weren't actually used for this. Specifically, they weren't part of a torpedo squadron like Naka, Tama, and most other light cruisers. Instead, they were organized as a battle division like the heavy and torpedo cruisers.
>>45118748
...
Fukken saved.
>>45118748
Trump will make shipgirls real
>>45118764
You know, I heard those 'decks' the carriers wear aren't actually for landing the tiny planes, but as a sort of guidepost for the spirits of their pilots to return to.
>>45118782
>>45118795
>>45118762
Thanks anons!
The obvious solution is to build dedicated submersible flying boat tenders. They don't have to have hangars or anything so it's not full retard, just fuel and ordnance stowage and like, a flat top like a dock to service them.
>>45118797
>Over three hundred
On a fishing trawler.
Pls. Americans.
>>45118819
We've seen them use their decks tho.
>>45118818
>Settle accepts his medal of honor from Emperor Trump
>>45118606
It's real.
>>45118819
So, if you served aboard a ship, your ultimate fate is to return to that ship, huh? Makes one wonder about guys who served on multiple ships. Do they have duplicates or are they shared?
>>45118748
Who is that on the plane?
>>45118797
>overpenetration
they were using HC rounds, if you read the report
>>45118853
Don't you have a destroyer to be lusting after?
>>45118874
On a fishing trawler.
A 9mm would probably overpenetrate.
If you make a floating boat big enough, you can get a sea launched strategic bomber?
>>45118837
So I-401?
“Well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant,” you observe wryly. “What seems to be the problem?”
Hate flings his hand out at the cage. “YOU SEE THAT?”
You examine the cage. It has the heavy-duty construction of something fabricated straight from cut bar stock - as if the obvious weld marks at the corners weren't evidence enough. “Crab and his slaves knocked most of this together a few days ago. Heaviest goddamn stock we could get on short notice, and it STILL doesn't hold the little bastards!”
“Well... they do have three twelve-cylinder engines apiece,” you observe. “Hard to constrain that kind of horspower.”
“Which means the only real clamp on their exuberance is ME!” Hate points out. “I can't lock the little fucks up for one night, I can't go into town for a fucking meal, I CAN'T EVEN JACK OFF WITHOUT THESE LITTLE FUCKS SCRABBLING AT THE DOOR!” he almost screams. He's found his feet without realizing it, the dogs already eagerly lapping up the spilled coffee. His hand is slightly red - a slight burn, probably - but he's too busy whipping the thermos's cap across the room to notice. “I'D LIKE TO GO AROUND HANGING OFF SOME SLUT'S ARM TOO, BUT I NEVER GET A FUCKING BREAK!”
“You know what you need?” you opine.
“A STICK TO SHOVE UP YOUR ASS!”
“L e w d,” Hamp observes languidly.
“AND FUCK YOU TOO!”
>>45118748
>Iowa deciding between Trump 2020 and who ever the Dems run
This is my head canon now and I am running with it.
>>45118859
I'd imagine the fairies are conglomerations of several generations of crewmen, when applicable.
It's not like every carrier has multiple CAGs. Their CAG fairy is probably a combination of all of the CAGs. Ditto with the Captain Fairy.
Hamp gives you a soft look, and grabs your hand. You turn to look lovingly into his eyes.
“Glad DADT was repealed, huh Settle?”
“DADT?” Hamp asks.
“Don't ask, don't tell.”
“... so-”
“You could fuck the gay daylights out of anyone, just don't get caught.”
Hamp blinked. “And they felt the need to give this an official military acronym? What's next, 'TSIB' for The Sky Is Blue? SRDH? Shit rolls down-hill? GICLB? Gunny is coming, look busy?”
“Well-”
“It doesn't even fucking RHYME!”
“It was-”
“Even that crazy fucker that drew the funny animals in his cartoons could make a fucking RHYME work, couldn't he? What the fuck!?”
You look to Hate for help, but he just raises his hands in mock surrender - nope, sorry, all yours.
“It's an insult to our pure love,” Hamp insists as he moves in, but you hold up your own palms now. “Nah, better not.”
“WE MUST STRIKE A BLOW FOR JUSTICE!”
“No, no, seriously, Hate's gonna win this one.”
Hamp freezes. “No way.”
“Oh yeah.”
“*How!?*”
“Ever heard of helicopter dick?”
>>45118903
>I'D LIKE TO GO AROUND HANGING OFF SOME SLUT'S ARM TOO, BUT I NEVER GET A FUCKING BREAK
Don't call Iowa or Yamato sluts, Hate. They're saving themselves for you.
>>45118847
Yeah, but they're SPIRITS, remember? The physical stuff, their bodies, their outfits and everything... That's just a visual, physical echo, or representation of what's actually going on on a metaphysical level.
>>45118859
Maybe it's not so much their ACTUAL soul, as the IDEA of their spirit or something..?
I dunno man, I'm just an unable seaman; this isn't my are of expertise!
>>45118859
This is actually sort of addressed in-game with the pilot fairies. The first few named fairies (Tomonaga and Egusa) had quests that let you upgrade their planes, but you'd have to lose the previous form for it. You'd need to K2 new Souryuus and Hiryuus to get copies of the lowest-tier Egusa & Tomonaga.
When Zuikaku and Shoukaku got their K2 they made it flat-out impossible. There's exactly one Murata Squadron, one Iwai Squadron and one Iwamoto Squadron.
So the intention is clearly that named fairies cannot be duped (or die, for that matter).
>>45118845
Well the trawler went down in one hit.
The training cruiser, think it was Kagou, and the destroyer kept end being over pen so not enough damage was done. Add in the fact that the main gun crews were greener then Willie...
Literally they did this this type of shit.
Director: Put the guns on elavation five!
Gun crews: Rogar! Putting the guns on level eight!
>>45118887
>>45118904
>>45118748
>CNN reporting live on the Iowa caucus
You watch the complex interplay of emotions on Hamp's face - which solidify and sharpen with a jolt when the sound of a zipper being drawn down fills the air.
“Play Gay Chicken with the Marine, and get the dick,” Hate says.
“You... wouldn't.”
“Hamp, you're a great guy,” Hate says sadly, patting his crotch. “Don't make me do this.”
There's a squeak of shoesole on tile by the door. You all turn to see Hibiki, a manilla folder in hand, staring at the room, her usual neutral expression now aggressively flat. She holds the folder out gingerly, drops it on the floor, and walks out again without a word.
“... WELL THEN,” you say, clapping your hands together. “Thanks, thanks for that, Hate, thanks.”
“Any time, pervert Admiral.”
[ ] Offer to take the dogs off his hands every now and then - you can rotate duties. This will be a major pain in the ass, but its the surest way to give Hate some real time off without risking a containment breach like the one that drove Shigure over the edge.
[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
Pornstar tier stern coming though.
>>45118861
Cruz I think
>>45118953
Why do we have rookies on your latest of the line ship? Please tell me the CVNs are filled with experienced crew at least?
>>45118973
>[x] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
Let's give Naka some pets.
Pets are great for depression!
>>45118973
>[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack
>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
You know how Sammy is taking care of five of them, AND we put her on the patrol schedule?
Yeah, see if we can scale that out.
>>45118973
[X] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
GOGO LCS WITH PT BOAT SUPPORT
>>45118973
>[X] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
This can't possibly go wroing!
>>45118951
Yeah but the fairies still need a place to land their little planes.
>>45118973
>[ ] Offer to take the dogs off his hands every now and then - you can rotate duties. This will be a major pain in the ass, but its the surest way to give Hate some real time off without risking a containment breach like the one that drove Shigure over the edge.
Let's not be an ass for once. Just to keep him on his toes.
>>45118973
>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
>>45118973
>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
They obviously want to be put to use. And really the only way to prevent more friendly fire is to actually get the dogs used to Jap ships.
>>45118973
[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
>>45118948
No, no. See, Yamato is blood and too many people got the wrong fucking impression there. Iowa ain't here.
So that just leaves picking one and-
why the fuck am I fucking explaining this shit? you fucking know how this works, jesus fuck.
>>45118973
>[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
>>45118973
>[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
>>45118973
>[x] Other
Attempt to summon a tender. Maybe USS Hulbert (AVD-6), who mothered both her seaplanes and a squadron of motor torpedo boats at Amchitka Island for two weeks.
>>45118748
Will Trump make shipgirls great again?
>>45119041
Sword-chan?
>>45119016
I am ok with this.
>>45118997
Pic related.
>>45118973
>[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
>>45118973
>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
>>45118973
[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
>>45118973
So uh... how about getting someone above us to assign an actual support detail to the dogs?
>>45118973
I wonder if they can be deployed by UUV or UAV. It would make for a heck of a fast response team.
>>45119013
I'm not really a big fan of dogs.
Naturally, the corgis fucking love me.
>>45118973
>[x] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
>[x] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
I think we should do both. My first thought even before seeing the vote options was that we should give the dogs to various ship girls to help take care of them.
Secondly, ships want to be ships. Keeping the dogs in here surely isn't going to be good for them.
I imagine the'll get less and less manageable as time goes on.
>>45119074
They're under our command, so it falls to us to request such a thing
>>45119041
Honestly lieutenant all you need to do is ask and I'll have both Tenryuu and myself...'ready for a night battle'
>>45119041
>Yamato is blood
You keep saying that and the more you say it, the more I think you got turned into a battleship fairy
>>45118973
>[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
or you know, one of those other staff members you swore existed to us last time.
>>45118973
>[o] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
Why are we sitting on assets and not using them?
Plus, they DO need to get used to the Japanese shipgirls. If only we had a couple of more-or-less SANE US Destroyergirls to keep them in line while they did. Oh well, if wishes were ships, we'd have won the war already.
We just need to get some girls who are sane and level-headed to watch them while they patrol. Hmmmh...
>>45119089
So, like... let's do that?
>>45119049
Why not build our own seaplane tender the modern way?
>>45119083
It's a thing about animals. It seems they can sense the ones who dislike them and gravitate towards them. Or the people who are allergic. It's like a sixth sense.
>>45118973
>[X] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
>>45119015
>>45119045
>>45119088
Please don't multivote, it just pisses PF off. He made that clear last thread.
Even if it means being monumentally retarded because why the fuck CAN'T we do two of these things.
>>45119010
You just answered you own question. The carriers were seen as higher priority.
Also you wasn't allowed to fail basic out of the military.
Plus they been doing bombardment against none move land targets for the whole war while stationary. So shooting a moving target while moving was hard for their fragile souls.
>>45118973
>[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
>>45119083
>Naturally, the corgis fucking love me.
Of course they do. They can sense how much you dislike them and are attempting to smother you with their bodies.
>>45118973
>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
Nothing calms an overexuberant dog like getting exercised regularly. They've gotta be bored out of their skulls just sitting around in the kennel, and while we don't have enough people to give them the attention they really want, if they've had a chance to run off some of that energy, they'll at least be calmer.
>>45119124
It's because the dogs want you to like them, but don't understand why you dislike them.
>>45119118
Fucking a shipgirl?
>>45119074
>So uh... how about getting someone above us to assign an actual support detail to the dogs?
It's not about support. It's about Hate being the only one they really respect and will listen to - and that's the only real way to control their behavior.
>>45119065
Front view for you all.
>>45119131
I'd rather slightly annoy fap angel than not vote what I think is best.
And really, that combination of votes is just tweaking one of them.
>>45119131
>It pisses planefag off
Good.
His pain is my pleasure.
>>45118973
>[X] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack.
I'm sure some of the jap ships would love walking cute dogs. Forget about the battleships. Especially Hiei.
>>45119132
Was that the case for all the other navies too?
>>45119128
Suddenly I feel like not making PT boats the Kancolle version of Touhou fairies was a missed opportunity.
>>45118973
>[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
Perhaps this. Giving some to Sammy may have been good idea, poor execution. As other anons have pointed out, it would be best if we gave them to folks who were more level headed. Perhaps give one each to different personnel on base.
>>45119175
so you're saying the first option is dumb and nobody should vote for it?
>>45119166
Which class of ship do you sex to get an ara ara pre-carrier?
>>45119214
Houshou?
>>45119214
A German ship, obviously.
Now, I have a crazy idea.
Just picture, SoDak
let me finish
SoDak, but inbooty shorts
>>45119041
Has she said that she considers you blood cause that is what important. If not...
Not unheard of for two marines to get married LT Hate...
>>45118973
>[x] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
run around on top of the ocean, attack anything that moves, provoke anything that looks like it could possibly move, then attack it.
needy critters, but not complicated ones.
>>45118935
I have witnessed many a helicopter dick. Recruit convalescent unit was hell.
