Share your horror stories
I've never actually played a TTRPG before.
>>45097835
Well time for /tg/ to take the survey once again. Poll: http://strawpoll.me/6676372
>>45097767
>constantly gets into arguments with the other girl
>can't into rules
>moralfags at us but is totally willing to commit regicide after walking by an execution
>aggressive vegan
>thinks "being lesbian" is somehow an interesting character trait IRL or in game
Lesson learned: People with bad grooming and hippy slogan shirts need to be kicked posthaste.
why do you people keep making this fucking thread
>>45098104
christ on a biscuit, are you me?
>>45097767
I have none, my last two female players have been pretty great.
>>45098121
Why do you keep clicking it
Most of the girls I've played with have been great, or never got into That Girl territory. I don't even really have that many That Guy stories - they tend to get phased out fast.
No story as well. I have this girl applying for a D&D camapign but I had to decline her application because she always procrastinated whenever I wanted to help her with her char sheet.
She was only doing this because we were doing this as well.
>>45097767
>playin 5e
>im the new guy in the group
>only girl in party plays a druid
>DM gave her direwolf lvl 10 as companion because of gurl
>entire party lvl 5
>all she does is moonbeam
>never interacts with PCs only talks to wolf
>when someone suggests her what to do she replies with sum feminazi shit, then proceeding to cast moonbeam
>trying a new approach I try to roleplay with her PC, I play a halfling sorcerer
>she shit talks to me in-game when I ask to see a magical item she loot from a guy i killed
>trying to not be that guy
>ask the DM if I can steal the item from her while shes asleep, promising to give it back
>DM understands is the only way to keep the plot going
>Steals the item while everyone is sleeping
>she wakes up and tries to moonbeam me, even when her character doesn't know I stole from her
>DM explains to her she is metagaming
>she starts to cry
>after 5 minutes of this drama her PC finally founds out I stole from her, through borderline metagaming
>she sends her Challenge Rating 10 pet Wolf to kill me
>DMs saves my ass with a plot device
>>45098143
That would be disturbing. Are your eyes grayish blue? Do you like port?
>>45097767
share the artist of your pic first, fag
Eh. For every girl in the tabletop gaming community there's 7 or 8 guys. Never played with one before.
>>45098295
more of a green color, and i prefer vodka
>>45098278
I did once have a girl who seemed to only ever enjoy the OOC aspect. I once talked with her about figuring out the specifics of her halfling's personality, but she never did anything with it.
>>45097767
>We chase NPC to house
>He's rude to her.
>She Burning Hands entire party and that important NPC.
>Complains when we don't help her as authorities take her into custody
>Complains when we don't help her escape
>Escapes via plot device
>Complains when we turn her back in
>For bounty
Not mine, it just makes me laugh
>Play with girl I know from school
>Only girl in group, but everyone seems cool
>She makes half naked Drow Ranger who loves hunting
>Start to get nervous
>First session begins, she hits on NPC and calls it a diplomacy roll
>Odd, but legal
>Next session, hits on more NPCs, claiming being a woman should always give her bonus if they're men
>Players get nervous
>Come to fight a Lizardman Chief, she wants to seduce him instead
>Technically succeeds
>She proceeds to send me dirty texts about what they'd be doing in his tent while the other party members hashed out the new plan
>I ask her to stop all of this
>She quits the group because I refuse to sext her at the table
>Group falls apart without her character in the narrative
>>45098295
> Are your eyes grayish blue?
Yep.
>Do you like port?
I mean, it's nice to stock up and resupply, but the sea is a siren bastard who keeps singing her intoxicating song.
>>45098286
Christ, I'm sorry.
>only girl in group, plays bard
>whenever someone is struck down she keeps saying 'leave that rag'/' throw him like a rag' (in my language rag can be used as a equivalent of whore)
>party fighter is down
>'I'm gonna throw you into them like a rag'
>party elf druid decided to hide and hibernate to renew his spell slots in the middle of dungeon crawl (well for his defense - he's new but really good roleplayer)
>party finds him
>'let's leave this pile of rag'
>players are getting annoyed
>>45098295
>Do you like Port?
Are you fat Britbong from 1880?
> new girl joins group
> literally tumblr shit
> only time I have encountered it in real life
> barman asks her if she'd like a drink during tavern scene
> she literally starts freaking out and saying "what you think just because I have tits, I'm a fucking woman?"
> by now I have had enough
> he says he does not tolerate that kind of language in his bar
> the PC's friend / source of info is an orc bouncer guy
> he comes to try to remove this bitch
> fight begins
> he is expert grappler yet rolls like 3 natural 1s in a row
> he withdraws pulls out crossbow
> gets a critical hit on him before melee ensues
> she's playing a ranger and he is a fighter, i think this should be easy
> except her favored enemy is orc, even though I still swear I saw her writing something on her sheet as combat started
> +4 damage every hit ends the combat fast
> rest of party finally intervenes
> orc is dead
> enraged the cleric does hold person on her then the whole party BTFOs her
> she gets pissed and quits
> fucking beloved NPC dead forever
> the fucking cunt
>>45098520
>being woman gives a bonus
2e complete fighters book...
If you played an amazon, you got a +4 to attack...for the first strike.
I dunno why...but your story brought that odd triva to my mind.
>>45097767
>Sister of a friend joins us, makes a rape victim sorceress goth, backstory all about hating men and payback
>her new stated motivation is that she wanted to start and spread a rape cult across the land.
>the neckbeard keeps loudly "joke" flirting with the asian girl
>shes okay at first, but then it becomes an issue, so I have to tell him(okay just so everyone knows, I am not trying to strawman here, I am a fat gross hairy monster too) to calm it the fuck down.
>QT is mortified and I’m trying to console her
>They laugh, call her a "stupid foreigner" and say she's next
>During the rape and murder spree we run into a Sphinx that doesn't tell riddles and as such is an outcast
>The logic being that, since this Sphinx's sole reason for existence is to corrupt someone through sex, having sex while unable to corrupt someone is an affront to their very nature
>dwarves randomly rape village people and stir up shit for the group because thats just how they do things
>was a lot bigger than me (midgetman here)
>had a rather violent and heartless character
>had quite a violent streak in real life
>was probably quite a dom considering how much she was getting into the whole description thing
>DM at end of session: "I'm giving [friend's sister]- a bigger share of encounter XP and money (at same level) since she did more than all of you put together and got so lucky with her rolls
>another shiteating grin from both of them, she's now considerably above everyone else in the campaign in terms of power after one session somehow even without bullshit rolling
>I declare I would give her the gift of mercy, I cut her character's throat and just walk out of my buddy's apartment
>mfw
>>45098846
Things that never happened for 500 Alex...
So what, nobody meets the group before they start playing anymore? Or you just tell yourself it'll be fine when someone shows you their sheet and makes their diety "Ron Paul"?
>>45098950
Things that never happened for 750 Alex....
>>45098971
> I don't play RPGs
> so someone else's experience never happened
Have you ever played D&D? Crit can happen left and right, it's a fucking d20 roll it's random as fuck.
>>45098950
Another bullshit, uninteresting lie.
Good for you anon.
>>45098995
>So what, nobody meets the group before they start playing anymore?
In my case, it was a friend of one of the guys we were gaming with. He got a lot of shit for it, we all blamed him for what she did to the orc guy.
>>45098996
Just shut up faggot. No one cares about your shitty judgment on others' stories.
>>45099038
You want to hear a good one then? A 100% real one? Cause I can't say if that one is true, i didn't write it but:
> guy in group gets gf
> she hangs out more and more
> joins game
> "oh sorry we need to call the game off so I can go cuddle with my gf because of her 'anxiety'.... we'll resume play in a little while"
> last session, she casually mentions that theyve never had sex, he has to marry her for that
>>45099019
Crits happen. Tru dat
Your bullshit story of an imaginary female being offended because some NPC called her a her...never happened.
>>45099079
That one..sounds believable.
>>45098950
>dwarves randomly rape village people and stir up shit for the group because thats just how they do things
lost it
Alright, I'll repost this.
>Semi-realistic setting, party is a wizard, cleric, rogue, and female fighter (me), backstories are all things like "was a criminal, went adventuring" or "was a guard, lost his job"
>Rogue's girlfriend joins and makes a paladin, his backstory is that he's the prince of a skycity that exiled him because he was gay
>Things actually go very well for a while until we have to seduce a female NPC
>Rogue, cleric, and wizard flub their rolls. As a joke, I roll with my female fighter and accidentally succeed
>Admittedly what comes next is partly my fault due to my opening the door for gay shenanigans
>Paladin gets an NPC follower and RPs both the paladin and the follower
>Constant gayness between them and lamenting about how they can't go back to the skycity
>Finally we defeat the BBEG by using a homebrew flesh-to-diamonds spell (basically just flesh-to-stone but diamonds)
>Paladin takes a diamond and fashions a ring, proposes to his boyfriend
And that was the end of the campaign.
Anybody got the one about men attached to dicks or the one where the BBEG won cause PCs ignored in favor of pro-gay regicide?
>Playing an evil campaign in 4E
>Group is solid, but they've never been evil
>Break into a tower to find an old scroll with some info we need
>Suddenly cops
>Ron: "Guys we need to work together."
>She jumps out a fucking window
>Ron: "What the fuck, it's ten stories, you can't survive the fall."
>Her: "Yes I can."
>Everyone rushes downstairs to fight the guards
>She is about to hit the ground
>Her: "I have a power that lets me teleport when I roll initiative."
>Me: "And?"
>Her: "And it doesn't say which direction I have to teleport in."
>She teleports into the river beside the tower
>Swims to freedom
>Her: "Later fags!" No really, that's what she said
>Me: "You're just gonna leave them?"
>Her: "Whatever, I know what's on the scroll, I can just collect their shares if they die. I mean we're evil right?"
Wife joins us gaming some years ago so she can "take part in this big time waste you enjoy so much"
>beautiful
>wears leather armor
>throws knives, no skill investment
>steals, no skill investment
>dabbles in enchantment magic, no real investment
>adventures with group, but stalks in the shadows some ways off, to be angsty
>joins our long game sessions, but can't bother to stay awake with us. Wakes up, rolls and shouts, passes out again
>pouts about having to spend xp and 'work' to be better character
>zero in character personality. Essentially rps as herself. And is a total party stealing, betray the party, dick.
Never again
>>45098734
Ask her if she's on the rag.
>>45099206
How is that a horror story? That sounds sweet
>>45099285
Gay marriage here faM
>>45099293
Hilariously well-rp'd evil doer.
>>45099112
>Your bullshit story of an imaginary female being offended because some NPC called her a her...never happened.
You must have graduated college a while ago.
>>45099038
Oh come on it was funny since it was so fake.
>>45098950
This was barely even readable let alone comprehensible.
>>45099305
>image
"Behold! The basic bitch!"
"It's hideous!"
"How dreadful!"
"Seen worse."
>>45099305
>>adventures with group, but stalks in the shadows some ways off, to be angsty
Laughed a lot for some reason. It would certainly crack me up at a gaming table if one player was doing that.
>>45099418
I lol'd
>>45099435
"We go to the castle"
"I also go to the castle! But through the thick woods!"
*eye rolls
Gm "the thick woods are full of undergrowth, thorns and ticks. You are infected with Lyme disease, no save"
>>45099402
Flarftext story.
>>45099038
>>45099414
>disgruntled samefag.
>>45099503
It's alright, I just keep telling myself Finn and Poe are cool, and maybe they'll have a better female character in the next two
>>45097767
Why not start by posting one yourself?
>>45098121
Because they want to hear more stories, though they're really more of the same.
Because they want the self-validation of being the one who made that thread.
Because they want to continue propagating the idea that That Guy and That Girl are different, and therefore girls are different, and girls should not be in tabletop.
>>45099394
This. I'm 36 and I never used to believe SJW stories until I actually met some and realized kids aren't like they were 20 years ago. My youngest brother is just in their generation though, and has some horror stories from Cambridge uni. Things look even worse in the USA.
>>45099535
Girls should absolutely be in tabletop, better than playing with Phil and his shitty facial hair. Just don't steal my dice because they're prettier than your basic ass set, Sheryl!
>>45099557
Y'all fucked yo
Straight up portents of doom n shit
>>45099627
I don't want to debate, I just want to talk about my pain.
>>45098621
This post is good. It is a good post.
>>45099526
They should have worked more on the Finn and Poe broship. I really felt it in the beginning, but it wasn't really real when Poe was found.
>>45099557
I go to a very liberal college, but SJW stuff was never dragged to the table. It's there, just not in the fantasy worlds.
>>45098950
Nigger do you understand how to write or how to tell a connected series of events?
>>45099293
That's actually pretty good.
>>45098286
>Stealing from a fellow party member
She was bad, but honestly, you started it.
>>45099206
He proposed to his boyfriend with a chunk of human flesh?
>>45100159
She took loot from his kill.
>>45100176
>>45100159
Worse is stealing loot before the party.
>>45099293
If you don't want to get backstabbed by your allies, don't play a fucking evil campaign.
>>45098520
I remember this from the last That Girl thread. She was too pathetic and awkward to just hit on her DM, and the DM was too autistically focused on the GAME to realize she was trying to flirt with him.
>>45100529
Not everybody is so desperate for pussy that they're willing to put up with that level of awkward, Anon.
This is like the third thread of these I've seen in a week.......she's gone, dude. You gotta move on. It's ok man, it's not necessarily your fault.
>>45099526
Finn was a pretty solid character, and Poe "is cool." That is his character. He shows up, acts snarky, does something cool, and leaves. That's his three scenes in the movie.
The real failure was in hyping Kyle Ren and Captain Who Were You? when the real gems among the First Order are General Hux and TR8R/Nines.
>>45100925
>That Girl threads are some anon's way of mourning over that girl in his life
>>45099293
gj evil player.
>>45100973
Fine.
But can't the be funny? Or creative?
Why always the same retarded bullshit?
>>45099590
>TFW female players are all in my DM's other group
>TFW everyone in my group who can grow facial hair has full beards or at least well managed stubble
>TFW have basic bargain dice
I am conflicted.
>>45101046
Because they're always going to be the same retarded bullshit. If you want something unique you have to wait for it to actually happen, in real life, and then be told here. If you keep fishing every week (or even more than once a week!) all you can hope for is the obviously fake stories. Same with regular That Guy threads. You'll get plenty of regular, run-of-the-mill smelly fat guys with no social graces. You have to wait for Big Boy Blue.
>>45101124
I mean I hate to call them trolls...
Back in the day, trolls had mad HTML skills, were masters of Photoshop, knew enough about various topics to really lure you in...and..they were fucking funny!
Now?
>posts a bait thread
>gets 5 responses
>" lololol hahaha haha!! I am clever!!! "
I weep over the lost arts.
>>45099305
I love how dis guy dun give a flyin' fuck.
>>45100159
>she shit talks to me in-game when I ask to see a magical item she loot from a guy i killed
> I ask to see a magical item she loot from a guy i killed
>she loot from a guy i killed
the halfling was well within his rights
>>45099293
10/10 rp, 11/10 escape
ya dun goofed, Anon
>>45101542
He's trying his hardest to hide his erection
>>45098298
Matsu-sensei. He draws huge boobs.
>>45100529
You're assuming the DM was attracted to her. Gamer girls and sluts both tend to be ugly, and this one was both.
>>45101854
Anon, we're all ugly and spoiled with pictures of hot chicks everywhere. I wouldn't be surprised if most people thought of 10/10s as 7/10s.
>>45098286
Your DM is shit
>>45101854
Actually if I remember correctly he said that if she'd been up-front about such feelings he would have been dtf, he just didn't want that interrupting at the table.
>playing 5th edition as a dwarf warrior
>the girl is playing a dragon born warlock.
>help new players in the group with roleplaying
>become the parties go to leader, much to the chagrin of the girl.
>starts trying to fuck me over in combat, almost gets us killed.
>next week after that, Store owner asks me if I'm threatening her.
>tell him no, dm and another player back me up.
>owner knows me as someone who wouldn't do that, so he drops it.
>she gets upset when I'm still there playing, and leaves.
>never see her again.
>mfw.
Can someone tell me what I did wrong here?
>>45102628
Why you playing 5e?
She brought me into the game as her character's son, and then incested me. DM found it to be intriguing so had to play through it.
>>45099363
A timeless classic.
>>45102743
Because you play what other people or playing, or you cry on /tg/ about having no game to play
>>45102628
>5e
That's your real crime.
But no, that's just a player being a little bitch. From the sound of it, you're in the clear.
>>45102743
Because it was their at the time, and I was working on my campaign for AD&D
>>45099535
Careful, if you keep reaching you might fall out of a window
>>45097767
>Calims her zombicide character is a Kardashian.
>Refuses to help the team because she's roleplaying a ditz in a shitty boardgame.
>Loves felicia day.
Please kill me.
>>45102852
>zombicide character
>roleplaying a character who already have a backstory.
I'm sorry, man.
>>45102814
Fair enough.
>>45102839
2ed.
Muh nigga.
>>45101124
>Big Boy Blue
FUCK MAN WHY DID YOU REMIND ME?
>>45102892
It may have something to with it being set in Al Qadim, because apperently the word caliphate or anything sounding arabic means 'sexist religous assholes ' or something to some feminists.
>>45102852
>>Claims her zombicide character is a Kardashian
Why? That sounds so out of blue
>>45097767
Playing Rogue Trader. online friend tried to suggest being about to shoot heavy weapons normally while making a movement action.
you can almost hear the horror in the silence
Same friend tried to suggest carrying an autocannon simply to carry around and deploy it for use. the group argues with him by saying no. I tried to suggest he get an agility debuff for logging it around. of course this doesn't help when he tries to question why he can't carry an autocannon when you can carry a heavy stubber. DM hammer says "NO" to carrying to autocannon. story ends with me (the muscle) pushing the autocannon modified with wheels, had fun blasting enemies. one literal exploded leaving a pool of blood that people can slip on and did.
>>45102957
Because so amusing and le epic funny pop culture reference?
I honestly don't know either, I just had to deal with it.
>>45102847
Excellent post my friend! I haven't already seen that once today!
>>45102920
People need to be reminded why we do not need these threads every day.
>>45102920
Big Boy Blue isn't even remotely real. Not only is it too by-the-numbers as an exploitation movie put to greentext, no one has been able to find any of the events in any kind of record.
>>45103039
This, anyone who thought those were real is a gullible retard.
>>45102852
>felicia day
Why does that bitch infect everything i love
>>45103351
Because nerd celebrity has to do nerd things, or else 'nerds' get upset.
>>45100186
>>45100245
>>45101581
Additionally from the way this line reads, to me
>>DM understands is the only way to keep the plot going
She was sitting on a plot point and was too retarded to do anything with it and the player and DM didn't want the game to come to a screeching halt because dumb bitch wants to play fairy wish princess.
>>45103590
I would like to think that's real, but know deep down that it's not.
>>45103839
I feel you're getting too cynical, friend. Just because most of these stories are awful fakes doesn't mean all stories are.
>>45098520
She wanted the D dude.
Assuming she was a hambeast like 90% of people in this hobby, telling her to stop was probably the right call.
>>45103839
That one's from almost six years ago, there were less made up stories around here back then. It was still (relatively) new territory.
>>45099293
I want to see this as a comic, that's hilarious.
>That girl DM wants to take the game in a magical realm direction
>That girl player is totally fine with it
>Stuck between the two of them trying to just power through it for the nearly three months IRL that the magical realm lasts
Don't think I've ever been more uncomfortable, at least in a game.
>>45097767
If a qt amazon falls for you, your life is constant pain then?
>>45102948
That would require feminists to be critical of Islam, and for some reason that never happens.
>>45104065
Yes, unless getting hurt is your kink.
>>45104054
Get fucking drunk and enjoy the ride.
>>45104054
Why persist?
>>45104082
Only time they get critical is with the hijab, which is nothing worth getting upset about, just something people do differently and "honor killings" which is something to be critical about.
>>45104098
>>45104054
>>45104092
If at least one of the girls is attractive to you, point blank ask her after the game if she wants to fuck. Ask both at the tame time if you're into both.
If neither is attractive to you, quit the game immediately.
>>45104098
Because it was the only group I had, and besides swan diving into the magical realm, it was overall a pretty fun and well run game.
>>45099503
She's no more Mary sue than Luke was who in spite of being a dirt farmer was able to piolot an x wing with no training and became a full Jedi in like a weekend
>>45100504
Just a reminder that evil people can be loyal to their friends, and that evil characters don't need to be Backstabby McGee.
>>45104225
>with no training
He used to bulls-eye womp rats in his T-16 back on Tatooine.
>>45104347
That's like someone going from flying crop dusters to piloting a fighter jet.
>>45104225
Seeing the immediate future makes you a naturally good fighter pilot. That's pretty cut and dry, anon.
>>45104362
It means they know how to fly. It means they have training. Also he had the Force.
>>45104225
>piolot an x wing with no training
but that's wrong.
>and became a full Jedi in like a weekend
he didn't even use the laser sword until the second movie, where he got the shit kicked out of him
>>45104428
Maybe the movie is more about the development of the bad guys rather than the good guys, who we knew some of.
>>45104464
I wish. Actual nazi rally aside, the first order was something interesting. Something that showcased the setting moving forward thirty years.
Instead we got a bunch of action scenes and blatant fanservice, with a protagonist who is completely unrelatable.
>>45104054
I'm gonna regret asking, but what sort of magical realm?
>>45104502
Come on, a young guy, unsure of his direction and afraid of where he came from, trying to find purpose and impress the cute girl who was nice to him. That's at least a little relaeable.
>>45104552
Impreg/pregnancy. The game had us making something of a living off of it.
>>45097767
I do not have any stories, I am sorry.
>told me (DM) in the middle of the campaign that she wanted her character to reveal herself as the princess from another continent I'd mentioned in passing
>>45104589
... Hot.
>>45104720
Maybe to hear about but sitting there as the only dude and having to describe it to some extent, painfully awkward.
>>45104347
>>45104398
Isn't a T-16 a speeder? Not the same as an X-wing by a long shot. Even with the Force.
>>45104871
It's a civilian aircraft. Apparently, the Rebel sympathizers who designed the X-wing deliberately modeled its controls on those of the T-16 (which was manufactured by their company) so that people could do flight training in the civilian model without drawing the Empire's attention.
>>45104871
>Isn't a T-16 a speeder?
Skyhopper's basically a bush plane.
>>45104631
>People who do that shit.
Fuck right off. I built my world, just because I mention a continent that I made up in passing doesn't mean you can just go "HEY I'M ROYALTY FROM THERE SECRETLY!" No you're not. Shut up.
>>45104054
>>45104552
Handholding and walking home together.
Sometimes it is getting real hardcore and they do both at the same time
Oh, well:
>Playing shitty(not so much) homebrew made by gm
>gmgf is playing warrior-mage(elf from AD&D) elf
>gm treats her as if she was playing a gestalt character and not a gish one
>can cast better than mage and fight better than samurai
>She's lina inverse/usagi/rayerth chick rolled in a shell of self insertion
>She's fat IRL, but thinks she's actually hot because "muh big tits and ass"
>Keeps squeezing breasts at every male sentient being ic
>treats non-elf people worse than hitler treated his gay black jewish butler
>can't get over the fact that my artificer got way richer than her and is some levels higher due to exploits
>buys half of my company with gm aproval, and without mine
>tries to coup d'etat me
>I had already built my humongous mecha so NO
>gm gender/speciesbend me
>stop playing
>start again, make another character
>werewolf monk
>encounter "shoujo protagonist.zip"
>she non-lethaly one-shots me
>gm cripples me
>game crumbles
>play only a few more sessions of other games
>never get a ful fledged campaign going on
>she's always the same character
>always gets special treatment
>dumps gm
>he gets depressed
>can't get him to play anymore because of schedule fuckery
Worst part is she'd simply grab pizza slices and donuts from other people's(and mine) plates and bite, them give it back. She was disgusting.
>>45099206
If you include lewd in your campaign, best be prepared for all lewd.
Gay lewd, feet lewd, pedo lewd, vore lewd, neo nazi lewd, kitchen tiles lewd, consensual sex between two married adults of opposite sexes for the purposes of having children lewd, dolphin rape lewd, swarms of centipedes rape lewd (it's more likely than you think), biromanticantigenderpolysexualqueerkin metalewd, Steam Friends Thread lewd, lewd of one of your IRL players inserted into the game as an NPC, lewd including pop culture references and links to youtube let's plays.
You know, all the lewd.
I mean, yeah, I don't like Gay lewd or Steam friends thread lewd, but if I want to have my degenerate neo nazi loli femdom shit then I gotta expect other people to have their "force a 12 year old boy to crossdress and sodomise him until he understands his privilege" lewd.
>>45101400
lololol hahaha haha!! u are clever!!!
>>45102628
>Trusting a girl when she says she's being abused
>When she's a "muh feels" type who doesn't care about physical facts. She FEELS wronged, so someone else has obviously DONE wrong to her and needs to be punished
Shaking my damn head.
When a girl complains she being abused, ask her if she got proof (other than her feels).
>>45104589
>>45104552
I want to impregnate a woman with whom I share a loyal relationship, and create 6 children with her, and raise those 6 children well, to contribute to my race's future!
>>45105009
>she'd simply grab pizza slices and donuts from other people's(and mine) plates and bite, them give it back.
What a piece of shit.
>>45105147
Fat chicks, not even once.
>My captcha contains fedoras
God damn it Google stop roleplaying as Skynet.
>>45104347
Sure, but he's absolute shit at acquiring power converters. Your classic min-maxed character built for combat.
>>45099503
While that's humorous, Rey is no more of a badass than plenty of other movie protagonists that nobody ever complains about. I really feel like the complaints would be much more muted if the character were male.* I'm not saying that there's nothing to find fault with, but her being a special snowflake of awesomeness is a pretty minor thing compared to the bigger issues with the movie.
*Pic is somewhat related. Muad'Dib is the literal messiah and nobody gripes about that. If he were a girl, I imagine that folks would still be throwing tantrums about it, decades later.
>>45102948
>Al Qadim
Excellent.
I once gamed with a that girl
>Incredibly annoying
>Had a nasty habit of refusing to respect the lore of any campaign we were running
>Couldn't into any rules that weren't Pathfinder
>Bitched when we weren't running Pathfinder.
>Made a Troll with a Logic of 1 in our Shadowrun game and played him as literally retarded despite numerous players telling her she was being disruptive and offensive
>Finally annoyed the other players enough to get the boot after her character nearly got the entire crew arrested and thrown into a Megacorp black prison by behaving like an idiot.
>>45105179
>disruptive
>offensive
Your players are pussies.
I'm not saying you're wrong. You're probably right.
But you're pussies.
Stop being so easily offended.
>>45104631
I'd be okay with this, because that would be a source of plot hooks at least. I can't get my players to come up with backstories at all.
>>45105197
Do they need backstories tho?
If they want to run a "ENEMIES OVER THERE, KILL THEY ASS FOR TEH LOOT AND EXP" game then backstories are basically irrelevant.
>>45098286
>Stealing from a PC
christ cakes, I thought GMs knew to shut that shit down. I think that's honestly the only time I out of character told my players I didn't want them to do something.
>>45103948
It was blainetly false at the time, though.
When pressed, the 'author' was utterly unable to give any reason as to why the pair of them were not executed on the spot, the bitch raised, and the plan carried out, particularly after she had fully convinced them all to go with it. Just very vague hand-waves and shit.
>>45101697
>>45099293
Nah, DM fucked up letting her roll initiative when she clearly wasn't even in the fight. Only thing the bitch was going to hit was the ground. No initiative, no teleport, and suddenly her bad decisions have impact.
>>45105160
I'm not familiar with Dune, but you can make a prodigy or messiah interesting. If you've ever read Ender's Game for the former, and Lamb by Christopher Moore for the latter. Former fleshes out a prodigy as insanely internally self-loathing for his actions, latter humanizes Jesus by making him very flawed, his naivete nearly getting him fucked up along the way.
A lot of characters are initially set up to be interesting but some writers mistake talents for interest points. So you get people who can do amazing things with minimal training, even to the point where major conflicts are solved because "they're just that good". Funny thing is, they're not interesting that way.
I can't speak for Rey, but Luke struggled like crazy all along his path. Even in RotJ when he's not saving the day he's being tempted by the Dark Side. Even when he's excelling at the beginning he's looked down upon. He's made out to be a good underdog, but a real hero. People are probably upset that Rey is just "the protagonist" rather than "the hero", if you understand the distinction.
>>45105227
>impact
>>45105197
I did run with it, and tried to incorporate it as much as possible. Eventually, her elf princess -- because of course it was an impossibly beautiful Not-Japanese elf princess -- got disowned by the queen for falling in love with a non-elf (another PC) and disowned her or some shit, but good lord was that shoehorned in and affected literally no one but her. The PC she'd fallen in love with ironically left her ass to start a civil war.
>>45105160
>Muad'Dib
They will complain about the mini-series version being an insufferable brat as a kid.He got better after the time skip.
>>45105009
>start again
>>45105160
So that's where Dale Cooper went after the Red Room.
>>45105190
You clearly have never spent three hours creating a detailed plan to break into the Geatronics building only to have her completely fuck it up in under 30 seconds.
>>45099019
I think he was talking about the beloved npc part
everyone knows players have a visceral and instinctual hatred of npcs.
>>45105190
Fuck off, toxic cunt.
>>45105160
Paul got his ass handed to him in training by his father's suitors on a daily basis so he could be ready for real combat. He was subjected to powerful drugs and psychological training... the very first scenes of the book describe his traumatic encounter with the excruciating pain of the gom-jabar. He has no friends his age, his life was all training all the time.
Rey mindfried a trained sith within five minutes of hearing about what the force is.
Paul would be more comparable to Rei in evangelion. He isn't much of a character as he is a plot device tied to a character.
>>45105277
In my defence, there was a new player joining, and another one returning. Every player decided to make new characters and the GM heavily implied this would be a new campaign.... except when the day came he said we'd get help from the world saviour, his gf's char.
>>45105009
Why would you even try to get the DM to play again? Let him wallow in his misery. He is of weak character and is not fit for the role of DM.
>>45105179
>offensive
How dare xhe invade your safe space like that!
>>45105160
>nobody gripes about that
because Dune is good
>>45105298
I'm not going to argue that Dune isn't a lot more thought out than The Force Awakens, or that it doesn't have a lot more depth, but that applies to the movie as a whole. If Rey is one-dimensional, it's because she's in a one-dimensional movie.
Not that girl level but weird:
>Random homebrew, I'm DMing
>Female barbarian being played by group's quiet girl literally named "Meek"
>"You walk down the shore and see two men casting a net in the shallows."
>"Are they wearing shirts?"
>"....no, it hot weather"
>Sweet, I walk out to them
>right, they look at you.
>I look that them..yeah
>...
>they ask "do you need something?"
>I'll take a fish
>a fish?
>yeah, 1 gold
>for a fish?
>Sure, the give you a fish
>great I take the fish back to shore and keep walking to town
>your just going to carry a fish to town? its like 90 degree weather.
>Yeah.
>Whats the plan?
>I'll eat it when I get to the port
>right moving on.
>>45105364
He's a childhood bro, and one of the few people who treated me normally despite my parents being loaded.
I'm not rich now, but I like to cherish those friendships that weren't plastic then... he just had a bad phase with this chick.
>>45105436
Oh that, yeah, Star Wars in general is way blander than Dune. But Rey was more of a mary sue than luke(which is enough of a mary sue to keep me away from even the original trilogy). She was like a fusion of all protagonists from the original trilogy, without the flaws.
>>45105394
>because Dune is good
False. Dune is either merely decent or the most awesome thing ever, depending on whether you're talking about the movie or the book (or kind of shitty, if you're talking about the mini-series).
>>45105454
loved the map,
saving for my snob players.
>>45105190
Stop being so easily offended at people being easily offended.
>>45105454
Top kek, that's truly amazing
>>45104787
Couldn't you say
>call me when you're done
?
You did at least make it clear you were uncomfortable, right?
>>45105576
I can't even tell you how offended I am by people being offended at how easily offended folks are at people being too easily offended. It's really offensive.
>>45099079
>> last session, she casually mentions that theyve never had sex, he has to marry her for that
Hate those cunts.
>>45098286
The problem is you're playing 5e
>>45097767
Once I slept with one of them.
That opportunity is the primary reason I got into tabletop games anyway.
>>45098286
I swear to go if your are insulting moonbeam.
>>45098501
I almost audibly laughed at that last part anon
Holyshit thats fucking great
>>45098520
>I refuse to sext her at the table
>>45099293
atta girl! She did well.
>>45099206
>Semi-realistic setting, party is a wizard,
>>45103590
I would have killed her PC a lot earlier...
>>45099305
>>adventures with group, but stalks in the shadows some ways off, to be angsty
Having an overwatch is a good idea.
Also some of the /tg/ mods might ban you for that pic.
>>45104311
Statistically speaking, it's very unlikely for an evil person to be loyal to anyone. Egoism/greed is very prominent in evil characters. There are not many who are evil and aren't willing to sacrifice others to stay alive themselves.
>>45098520
>Dm'd this game
>remember being sweaty the entire time
>nervous laughter as everyone sat around
>their faces said "are we really doing this"
>getting sweatier
>years later, realize what it was
>best sex ever for 8 months
>>45104631
I am the only one in my party with a backstory,it is just, muh family got killed adventuring for immortality so I don't die, nothing great but stilltwo characters are just adventures cause they were bored, and another left town cause some guy was mean (there isn't an explanation for how or why).
>>45105850
>it's very unlikely for an evil person to be loyal to anyone.
What is LE?
>>45104082
But they do.
>>45105179
>Made a Troll with a Logic of 1 in our Shadowrun game and played him as literally retarded
I don't see the issue here.
>>45099435
Oof, I did that.
It gets worse, it was in my drow ninja phase.
Thank fuck that's over. Only redeeming feature was I had shit in move silently, so the dm had me role play stepping on sticks constantly and shamefully rejoining the party when they heard me.
>>45098846
>>45098950
>>45103590
None of this shit ever happened.
>>45105918
At least a drow has a reason to avoid being seen, right?
It was still probably shit, but maybe not as shit as you think.
>>45105638
I told them as much but the DM made it happen by inches. Eventually I just went along with it because she seemed to enjoy it and the other player got a kick out of it, as well as the extra rewards we got for playing it out. Also after awhile it sort of became less awkward because it had become a regular thing, if that makes sense.
>>45105122
Go back to /pol/.
>>45105454
Please say she did more weird things
>>45106007
That seems reasonable.
>>45105850
Evil is extreme selfishness, really. But it can be broader than single-minded devotion to yourself. You may be ruthless in your devotion to your family, friends, ethnic group and/or political group. In fact, you may be quite willing to sacrifice yourself for them.
>>45106018
I meant
>please write the other silly but adorable things she did
>>45105784
Had the same thought.
Not like it is not possible, but it is funny that this is the first thing mentioned after semi-realistic.
>>45105456
Really? I thought rey was a bit of a coward for most of the movie, what with her fear of admitting that her family wasn't coming back. I'll admit she got over it fast, when challenged.
Always good for a whaa?
>>45105227
I'm more confused by the fact that it sounds like the group had enough time to run down to the ground floor while she was still falling. Even with rolling initiative with the rest of them, she should have hit the ground long before the rest of the group got anywhere near a fight (even if it was only a floor or two down).
>>45105454
10/10 map, got more?
>>45106140
>be at board gaming event with my dad
>get into one-shot ORE game, dad knows GM
>rest of group is that girl (iirc was gm's daughter too), that guy, quiet girl and edgelord
>that guy is constantly dicking over the group (you're trying to stealth? I clank over with all my loud things jangling) and at one point tries to tell the GM what he finds in a barrel
>edgelord is a dick to rest of the group, condescending as fuck, has a cybernetic arm
>can't really talk, my character was indifferent to the party at best
>quiet girl doesn't do much notable, but at least is helpful
>dad tries to lead party as literally Vimes from discworld
>that girl stays back with quiet girl
>until we get into combat
>already discerned we can't communicate with them, combat already started
>she tries to talk to them
>throws a shitfit when it doesn't work, goes passive aggressive and when she does talk goes on about being talked over, how she's tired and how her dumb ideas never work
>she ends up leaving, we try to continue
>find princess/ noble's daughter we were looking for
>that guy decides to try to kill the noble's daughter for no discernible reason
We had fun, but that was a terrible group.
>>45106185
>>that guy decides to try to kill the noble's daughter for no discernible reason
This guy seems like the real problem.
Once we got into an argument over the value of potato with some girl, she was ok other then insulting potatoes.
>>45106185
>at one point tries to tell the GM what he finds in a barrel
Can you recreate the dialogue?
>>45106274
There is a shoe.
>be regular at flgs, one of three in town
>playing 40k 4th ed because i enjoy giving my jew gold away
>spend most of my time there either painting or talking to people, once in a while playing a game there
>bro guy starts bringing girlfriend
>turns out she found out the flgs was not male exclusive and did not trust her boyfriend to be alone there
>she just sit down at one of the tables, waiting for him to finish playing
>warhammer games take for fucking ever to play
>she gets bored and start to complain about that he is not paying her any attention
>one day she is sitting at the painting table
>hear her exclaim ew, gross and walk over to her boyfriend
>he pack up and they leave together
>i return next week
-sorry anon, you are not allowed here anymore
-bro guy's girlfriend told us about how you tried to sniff her hair
-you can still order stuff from us though, we would hate to lose you as a customer
>leave and never return
>>45106288
>-sorry anon, you are not allowed here anymore
>-you can still order stuff from us though, we would hate to lose you as a customer
>>45106288
>-you can still order stuff from us though, we would hate to lose you as a customer
Is there any way I can COST them money.
>>45106185
I'm no good at storytime so don't expect a sermon but this reminded me of my first GM experience.
> It was a 3.5e game because I didn't know any better.
> Group was a Dwarf Paladin, an Elf Wizard, and that guy who played a Chaotic Neutral Halfling Rogue.
> I planned this game for weeks trying to make it great [spoilers] looking back now it sucked ass anyway [/spoilers]
> It had puzzles and traps and ambushes and wars and druids in the background the whole time all just to make the world more dynamic.
> We get in and it's set in a tavern. The PC's haven't even met yet as requested by the players.
> Wasn't a problem, nothing bad came of it.
> Except the whole plot.
> It was originally supposed to be about how the island they were on was actually a giant machine where everything was controlled and monitored by legendary BBEG who lived in an unreachable mountain and all of the baddies were just subjects.
> Made BBEG lichlord for the sake of immortality.
> This is all replaced by that guy asking if he can have a large tome with a sort of octopus on it.
> A little odd but I see an ocean vibe I can manipulate.
> Being on an island, this could work for a quest.
> Wizard approaches Rogue.
> Wizard inquires about the tome.
> "Ever heard of the Cult of Cthulhu?"
> I shit you not, he pulled that card.
> I shot him a shifty "please not this" look and he pushes the fact that I allowed it against me.
> Alright, I may be at fault here. We'll just see how it plays out.
> Eventually, Paladin arrives on scene.
> "Wanna help with this book?"
> "Okay."
> Not the best roleplayers.
> They wander around the town harassing the merchants for goods until they get kicked out of town.
> Paladin is a long-term player and is visibly fed up at this point.
> Every time that guy even open his mouth, you can see him prepare to cringe.
> Paladin tries to sway Rogue in a more tolerable direction.
Cont.
>>45106217
Kind of, but the shitfitter was a bigger disruption overall and it is a That Girl thread.
>>45106274
There wasn't much to it, he just described along with putting his hand in a barrel that he felt a goo or something, the GM corrected what was in the barrel and we continued on. It was just kind of odd.
>>45106288
>-you can still order stuff from us though, we would hate to lose you as a customer
The correct response is "You just did. Fuck you."
>>45106288
did it smell nice doe?
>>45106314
Wrong \. Whoops.
> Rogue resists the swaying and says OOC that his alignment is for his benefit, not the party's.
> Even though he's probably forgotten about the book he was so happy to include in my story.
> I try to hint at the story I pieced together by plot device in the next town.
> "No, we need to learn about this book."
> Second session, still hasn't told me what the fuck this book is or does.
> Getting pissed.
> Decide it's been enough pussy-footing around.
> Start combat as they enter the city.
> Save the Paladin, the party has decent sneaky ability.
> Paladin whoops ass as Wizard and Rogue sneak around.
> Get into city.
> Under siege from Goblins and Orcs.
> Lolwut.
> They're basically fighting each other for the city.
> Oh okay.
> Continue to sneak around town.
> Eventually the rogue gets bored and decides to fight.
> Instantly 50 goblins and orcs in every direction.
> Ass blasted.
> Rest of the party goes on without him.
> They're already too interested in the book to get back on track.
> Fuck it, game's over. You cocks can't get out of this fucking book.
> Just come up with something for it, it'll be fun.
> I invested too much time for this fuckery. I'm done.
Never GM'd again.
>>45106376
I may be a whiny bitch or a bad GM or whatever you want to call me, but I literally slaved over that story with nothing better to do for weeks. So when he asked to include a book I assumed in was a sentimental thing for character building. He did not mention that it was a summoning tome for Cthulhu himself until I stopped GMing and everyone was upset with me for having my story ruined by them.
>>45106395
You should have stopped him when he mentioned Cthulhu. If he says you allowed it, tell him you allowed a book with an octopus on it not fucking Lovecraft.
>>45106341
>the shitfitter was a bigger disruption
Quitting a game is fine.
>>45106423
I agreed to the octopus because I figured it would be some fairytale about undersea treasure his mom used to read to him. When he mentioned Cthulhu, I figured it was just some dumb shit his character obsessed about. Then the whole party jumped on the bandwagon.
>>45106304
There's arson, but I don't advise that.
Ya'll got some shitty DMs. This shit never would have flown with any of my sessions.
>>45106376
maybe he should've been a GM.
>>45106395
>>45106376
>>45106314
Sounds like typical "PC does something stupid, gets himself killed" to me. You tried to get them back on track, and they went around the book business of their own volition, so their fault, not yours.
>Second session, still hasn't told me what the fuck this book is or does.
Do people really try to sneak items into the game like this? You can always say "unless you tell me exactly what you're planning to do with that book, I get to decide what it is, and I will decide it does nothing and doesn't connect to anything else in the world".
Plus, it would've given you a better opportunity to prepare and use it as a plot hook if you wanted.
>>45106456
That would just get the insurance people involved, and that is a whole other bundle of assholes.
>>45099040
>No one cares about your shitty judgment on others' stories.
Well, you clearly do.
>>45106503
I absolutely could have, but it was my first time GMing and I assumed the best. I only planned what I wanted, unsuspecting of the book. If I had been more open to preparation, I would've made it a myth and been done with it, but they would have to travel to the only college on the island to discover that which was on the other side past mountains. I also could've put in an NPC that could've put it to rest, but these players were picky and didn't like Randos telling them important plot stuff. It's was mostly their fault but also my newbie ass painting myself into a poorly-designed corner.
>>45105028
Good post.
>>45099293
Naw fuck this, this is great
>>45106447
Maybe I didn't emphasize it enough, but it wasn't like she just left when she didn't like the game, although that still would've been irritating because there was basically no reason. She sat their moping for ages snapping at anyone who asked if she had anything she wanted to do, like a child having a tantrum.
>>45106571
>although that still would've been irritating
Stopping to consume a type entertainment that doesn't entertain you, is perfectly reasonable.
>>45101400
Those are big nostalgia goggles.
>>45103590
Fake or not, it's a fun read
>>45105009
Fuck your GM, what a mangy cunt. She is too, of course.
>>45104082
Get out of your own echo chamber if you want to criticize somebody else's.
>>45097767
I'm married with one now. Already told the story in the othe r thread.
>>45105208
>>45100159
>moralfags
The bitch deserved it. I said to her out of game that I would only take the item for a moment, then give it back. This after she stole the loot from me and I asked nicely twice out of game and in-game through roleplay. I just had enough.
Also, who cries because of getting steal some shit you don't deserve, and that doesn't actually exist in the first place because it is all in our imagination. Fuck her.
>>45101581
Also. Thank you, Anon for understanding.
>>45098950
What the fuck did I just read?
No, fuck off I don't care about who was in the wrong, what the fuck was even happening? You are utter shit at writing even a coherent greentext.
>>45106586
I agree that it's reasonable, but its a group activity and dropping out mid session can disrupt things a little for the rest of the group. Hence irritating. Irritating =/= unreasonable.
>>45105028
fucking 5 stars
>>45106086
The sad thing is, I can believe this one. Mostly. I've known so many fucked up people. Particularly ones that lie, to everyone, especially themselves.The type who would say "I'm not a very sexual person. I don't like sex." then run off and cheat on their boyfriend the very next week.
Something tells me the DM in that story was so deep in the closet that she became an ouroboros of sexual frustration and self loathing.
>>45106376
As The GM you have the almighty power to recton a shady inclusion
>can i has X
>ok, sure
>then i summon my favourite unimaginable being
>no
>but you said-
>No.
Dm is right, especially when wrong
>>45106780
I'll keep it in mind in case I GM again. That experience kind of ruined it though. I was told to expect some curveballs I wouldn't like but I didn't expect anything like that.
