Share your stories, good and bad
>>44948352
>Play with girl I know from school
>Only girl in group, but everyone seems cool
>She makes half naked Drow Ranger who loves hunting
>Start to get nervous
>First session begins, she hits on NPC and calls it a diplomacy roll
>Odd, but legal
>Next session, hits on more NPCs, claiming being a woman should always give her bonus if they're men
>Players get nervous
>Come to fight a Lizardman Chief, she wants to seduce him instead
>Technically succeeds
>She proceeds to send me dirty texts about what they'd be doing in his tent while the other party members hashed out the new plan
>I ask her to stop all of this
>She quits the group because I refuse to sext her at the table
>Group falls apart without her character in the narrative
I have a girl DM that uses BoEF rules for pregnancy.
Three bastards and counting.
>>44948456
Sweet fuck man
>>44948481
I remember the BoEF had a chart about the chances of different races getting pregnant.
Shit was weird.
>>44948508
She might have been, but part of me didn't trust a person who'd do that kind of thing
>>44948352
>run cyberpunk 2020 with gf and lads
>everyone hype to make money and get killed
>gf very fucking clearly flustered by the way i'm describing cyber-psychosis (or whatever that mental trauma stat is) and resulting wanton cybernetic slaughter, generally plays the game as augmentee fashionista who gets nervous around cyberpunks
>later she wants me to put on a ski mask and fuck her without even giving me time to tell the fellas it's time to leave early for once
women are cool
>>44948456
aside from sexting you, which is pretty fucking weird, that doesn't seem that bad. Like a girl roleplaying a girl who uses sex appeal as a diplomatic means isn't uncommon or really unreasonable.
>>44948352
I recognize this vampire. Where do I recognize him from?
>>44948456
She wanted your D. You could have given her the D.
>>44948595
But if any of the dudes tried that, it would be gross and weird. Don't get me wrong, I was attracted to her, but there's a time and a place
She had me join the game as her character's son, which was kind of cool for awhile playing a mom/son caster duo. Eventually she tried to initiate an incestuous relationship though, and made things weird.
>>44948649
IDK, maybe it's different for you. If a guy in my group tried to seduce the women we ran into as a diplomatic tactic, and it made sense for his character, i would be fine. As long as they're not being an obnoxious asshole and sexting other party members. Or just in general getting visibly turned on from what they were doing. Basically it just seems like roleplay to me unless you're being an obnoxious celt about it.
>>44948727
You should have seen it coming, man
>>44948753
That's the thing, it started alright, but as we played she was just throwing herself at every male character I made for the party to talk to. It was subtle, but in hindsight I see it all. Stuff like reclining on a sofa with her leggings pulled off, washing her hair out in hot springs, feeding guys food while they were just trying to have a conversation. At the time, it seemed like she was just being a dreamy sort of character, but when she spent four sessions sending me ERP under the table I got uncomfortable
>>44948622
yeah same... he was on some old cartoonnetwork show right? It was a show with a bunch of other cartoon pilots right?
I remember he wanted to bite a little red headed girl, but she was too cute?
>>44948456
How fucking pathetic was the rest of the group if it fell apart without That Girl?
>>44948919
It wasn't her as a player, it was her as a character. I wrote the setting pretty focused on the characters, since we all lived in the same town and could meet weekly for sessions without much trouble. But we couldn't just ask someone to fill in, and it was such an awkward breakup that getting together for a new campaign was just too much for us. Two of them are still my best friends though, we play together to this day.
>>44948622
i had the same doubt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HaYjCfJL0s
>>44948822
Ya that is really odd. I kind of feel sorry for her because she was obviously attracted to you but just didn't know how to approach the situation, so ended up just sexualizing and then making a fool of herself.
>>44948907
>>44948622
Mina and the Count. It was a pilot on Cartoon Network and actually got picked up on Nickelodeon. It was cute and short lived.
>>44949051
Worst part is she avoided me like a snake the rest of the schoolyear, even though we had been really close friends. To this day I'm not sure what was up with her
>>44948988
>won't a loli
Respectable, but prudish
>>44948456
Holy fuck, gaylord.
>>44949099
She wanted to have sexual relations and fun with you and you friend zoned her because of your asperger's.
>>44949099
send her a message, surely nothing bad could happen
>>44949387
No way of finding her, plus she's moved on last I heard.
>>44949357
>this desperate for a sex story
Holy shit anon, what are you a desperate kissless virgin with no female friends? Oh who am I kidding, of course you are
>>44949357
>Girl wants his D
>Doesn't try to flirt with him or simply ask for the D
>Instead decides to mentally fuck all his NPCs and sext him weird things in the middle of having a different kind of fun with more people watching, several times
>Somehow he's the spergy one because it felt too weird
Yep, totally makes sense.
I don't know why people are assuming the girl was attractive, that's classic landwhale behavior.
>>44948352
>college days
>girl from my study group finds out I like D&D
>Makes fun of me for a while, then confesses she wants to try it
>I tell her I don't have a group, but she says her friends will definitely play
>I prepare a decent one shot
>Arrive to find out she meant her friends from her sorority
>I'm sweating marinara as I set up the map and minis
>Shocked when they give me pretty well thought out characters
>Game goes really well, and I start to relax
>Suddenly monitaur
>Girl playind Dwarf Barbarian beheads him
>Asks if she can skull fuck him
>Others start cheering and supporting it
>I fall to peer pressure
>They proceed to get wasted and fuck barmaids for three hours, somehow resulting in a pregnancy scare with an elf girl
>Whole thing last twelve hours until one of them is sleepy
>I leave really happy and satisfied
>tfw this was the best game I ever ran and I never got to see those girls again because schedules
>>44949551
Who is assuming she was attractive?
>>44948456
>girl clearly wanted to fuck you
>OMG STOP RUINING MY GAMES REEEEEEE
>>44949754
>a strawman is fine too
>>44949551
>being a manchild neckbeard
>being allowed to have high standards
good one
>>44949794
That's not what a strawman is you idiot.
>>44949811
>Strawman
>a sham argument set up to be defeated.
Yes it is, you thirsty piece of shit
>>44949795
You can have high standards and never give up on them even if you never reach them.
>>44949794
>taking bait
>>44949833
There isn't an argument. I'm making fun of him for being a faggot.
>>44949652
This is a thread for bad times stories. Please take your good time elsewhere.
>>44948988
>What exactly IS this thing?
>He's my best friend!
Ow. My heart.
>>44949884
But every day since then is a bad time because I can only find neckbeards or powergamers to sit down with now, doesn't that count?
>>44949099
>To this day I'm not sure what was up with her
Holy shit she was into you and too awkward and weird to say it like a normal person so she tried to hint it by coming on to all of your NPCs but you snubbed her so she fled.
>>44949926
No. The girl portions specifically must be the bad time.
My condolences, though. Perhaps you should make a that guy thread and vent on some of your more recent male oriented bad times.
>>44949652
>monitaur
I am imagining a monitor with horns now.
>people on /tg/ are really this thirsty
>>44950003
>>44948352
>Share your stories, good and bad
Checkmate, dork
>>44950003
The amount of That Girl threads we've had lately is a bit disparaging. A lot of people, OP probably included, just want to hear stories, and don't even come in with any of their own. Just make a thread and call it That Guy/Girl so we can talk about all of them.
>>44948352
>good and bad
>>44949884
>This is a thread for bad times stories. Please take your good time elsewhere.
ok.
>>44950033
This is honestly the worst aspect of /tg/ desu. Almost all the other shit follows from or relates to this.
>>44949981
He didn't snub her, he asked her to act like a mature human being and she threw a fit
>>44948753
>celt
fuckin lol
>>44948352
Wait, she gets the hots for him when she's a teenager?
>>44950022
You made me draw this, I hope you know.
>>44951252
Today has been a good day. Thank you Anon.
>>44951300
yer welcome, champ.
>>44951252
fuck yes
i didn't know i wanted this before
>>44948456
>Group falls apart without her character in the narrative
This was my favorite part.
>>44949474
She just wants some D.
But he just wants some D&D.
>>44951552
Coming this fall on FOX
>>44948753
It's called the charisma modifier, it's built into the skill already. There shouldn't be a special modifier unless the NPC has a special circumstance.
>>44951552
Look man, if she had some up to me between sessions and just said "Hey, I like you, can we go get coffee or possibly have leglock sex for procreation, or anything in between" I would have been okay with it. It was the fact that she was getting off in front of people who were trying to have a board game session that I thought was creepy
>invite a friend of mine from university to play d&d
>she's pretty but she was homeschooled so she's a total idiot when it comes to people
>"i want to introduce myself with a poem that i wrote for creative writing: poetry class"
>the poem is about her rape and the back alley abortion that followed
>is this real life
>we still laugh about poem girl but goddamn
I never took her to another game (she said she had a good time and wanted to go more), but we dated and fucked around for a while after that until one day she messages me and says "promise you won't be mad about Facebook" and then I go to see that she has a boyfriend listed on her profile, and it's some other guy she'd been seeing for like five years who finally decided to join Facebook. She was a funny person, that one.
>>44951851
Lame
>>44951851
Wow what a whore
>>44951851
So did facebook guy know she was fucking you on the side?
>>44951851
I should probably add my favorite line from her poem. It was something like
>inside my body was blossoming another portion
>i knew in my heart i would have to get an abortion
I asked her eventually to send me a copy of the poem, but she said it was bad and that she had trashed it. She did this with everything she wrote and I used to feel bad about her lack of self-esteem until I found out I was the other man and homewrecker.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_differences_in_suicide
>girls
>>44952131
Sorry, this is related to the thread how?
>>44952063
When I saw she was "in a relationship" with Other Dude, I looked at the comments and one of her friends said "finally." I asked the friend what it was about (I said something like "hey I've been dating Poem Girl for a while now what's the deal with Other Dude") and that's when I learned she had been seeing Other Dude for five years. This friend then went to Other Dude and let him know about me.
He was some guitarist is some band, and he apparently wrote an angry song about me that was just my name over and over (that was some Poem Girl told me, so probably bullshit). But when I met up with him later, he was a cool guy and held nothing against me, but by that time, Other Dude was seeing another girl so maybe he was over it.
>>44948456
Were you jealous that she hit on other npcs anon? Or are you just a gay?
>>44951909
"Lame" was Poem's favorite word. Made me laugh imagining her reading my post and getting pissed about it.
>>44950022
>can I fuck it?
>>44949846
This. It is better to keep one's pride than to get laid for its own sake.
>>44952146
Sexist shitposters who hate grils.
She made all of her characters anorexic, just wrote it down somewhere and that was it. Decent during combat, great during rp.
>Girl joins D&D
>Makes the most generic characters possible
>No effort at all to RP
>Leaves unannounced, nobody cares
>women
>ambition
>>44948525
>sprite x giant
>maybe
How
>>44954510
Ask your mom and dad to tell you about the birds and the bees.
>>44954510
Male sprite, female giant. One hopes.
>>44948481
>>44948525
BoEF?
>>44954834
Either that or he fills up a tiny swimming pool for her.
>>44955785
Book of Erotic Fantasy, good supplement.
>>44955785
Book of Erotic Fantasy
>>44954834
>>44954510
>>44948532
Behold, the one Anon who managed to think with the brain on his shoulders!
>>44956008
A brain on his shoulders? Is he an intellect devourer?
>>44948456
naah anon, do not listen to 30yo virgins with low standards. You'd fuck her and she stays, things would get even more weird. You'd fuck and she goes, games falls apart because of you. Tabletops before hoes.
>>44948352
Never had a bad female player(not counting my girlfriend who came to be supportive, and really didn't want to be there). In fact, I really like having at least one girl at the table, cause guys are a little less goober-y when they're around.
>>44954510
Male sprite goes spelunking, male giant cums on the entire sprite.
>>44953830
something something Mr. skeltal
>>44956385I would totally smash that though. As long as she puts bags over her knees.
She played a yandere elf sorcerer.
It was fun until PCkilling started.
>>44948456
>slutty That Girls are frowned upon at the table
>once upon a time, WotC was the go-to company for unbound promiscuity and autismal behavior
C-could it be we're the ones in the wrong?
This one I've posted before, but I've received positive feedback so here goes again:
>Decide to DM a Mutants & Masterminds campagin
>GF wants to join
>She has some experience inroleplaying so why not
>First session the characters capture some CEOs for interrogation
>Instead of just asking some question, she decaides to put every one of them in different rooms and tell them that she has killed the others
>Starts a long process of psycological warfare against them, including the use of drugs
>Whenever the rest of the team confronts her, she uses her power (she could make people believe whatever she said) to convince them everything's alright
>A bad roll ends up in her killing one of the captives
>"I just throw the corpse out when the other aren't looking"
Funny thing is, she wasn't really trying to roleplay some kind of sociopathic antihero a la Rorshcharch, she honestly thought that was a perfectly reasonable for a hero to do against people that haven't been proved guilty of anything at all.
It kept going up until the third session when everything just collapsed thanks to her way of doing things.
>>44957356
Reminds me of this
>>44957371
Welp, that was an interesting read. Thanks, anon.
>>44957538
You're welcome
>>44952077
She should contact Dr. Deletus to get rid of that fetus
>>44957371
Good god, it's the best thing in the world. Just perfect. Why isn't Solomon's player a writer yet, to show those petty capeshits where their place is?
> A few schoolmates comes to a 1-off D&d session
> That girl is completely new and rolls up an Elven fighter
> Annoyed that my human fighter plays straight, makes in-character choices and pursues party goals
> Absolutely zero roleplaying from her.
> Lol anon y r u playing good, evil is the way to go
> Agh anon why can't you just ignore your dice we already knows the guy is lying
> Ugh anon why are you talking like Gandalf I can't understand you
The only good thing to come out of that session was the druid turning into a rat and shitting in people's drinks.
>>44957650
>The only good thing to come out of that session was the druid turning into a rat and shitting in people's drinks.
Was the druid making a metaphoric statement about the girl joining the group?
>>44958044
Maybe about the game session as a whole. He was a first timer too, and basically spent the entire time pushing the limits of the sandbox.
>Shat in prison guard's drinks
>Turned into a hippo to block a door and practically nullify the one combat encounter
>At the last, fucked the railroad, turned into a pigeon and flew off into the sunset.
It made no sense in character because our two characters were supposed to be from the same organisation, but he made the game enjoyable for the people who mattered.
>>44957290
Wait, what?
>>44949873
I like your rhetoric, anon.
>>44954510
>Humans
>Not having a Yes across the board
Clearly that chart is inaccurate
>start up a D&D group first time by flyers
>get lucky and find people for it that i interview real quick to tell what the game is about
>The "girl" is over 30 with husband, work and kid
>legitimate think we are going to put on costumes and act like in a theater
>plays a Neutral good dwarf cleric called DeadlyEvil
>spaces out after two seconds after we start but me and the players attempt as much as we can helping her understand it
>doesn't show up next time
So innocent, yet a fun memory for the group to chuckle about
>>44957371
Beautiful.
>>44950065
Oh fuck off. We've been having That Guy threads for years and That Girl is a recent fad.
Besides, half the stories are painting the girl as the good one.
If you're offended, then fuck off to some other thread that doesn't trigger your fragile ass.
>>44950402
Those of us who get laid semi-regularly might have noticed that a girl who behaves like this is NOT someone who you want to have a relationship with.
Even for a no strings attached hookup, in the current environment.
>>44958419
>DeadlyEvil
What
>>44951671
Some girls have a thing for sex in public. I had a gf who I was snuggling with in her dorm one day, and she reached down my pants and tried to jack me off in front of her roommate. Who she hated. Some kind of weird dominance thing: look how great MY man is.
If I'd been more experienced, I'd have known how to handle it. Instead I just stopped her awkwardly.
>>44957371
>Incorruptible.png
Alternatively
>TheBoys.png
>>44958693
It was hilarious, everyone at the table was quiet when we heard it before laughing
>>44958751
But that's just going to make you jizz your pants, making YOU embarrassed, which is a dick move.
Yeah, some girls like public sex, but that doesn't mean you have to encourage it.
>>44958751
>not cumming on her roommate to establish dominance
>>44948988
Goddammit. So many memories, so much nostalgia. Back when falling anvils were standard in cartoons.
>>44948525
My ex wife likes to reference that chart and the information about racial pregnancy gestation times when figuring out her overly complex backstories.
>>44952131
>tatistics indicate that males die by suicide more frequently than do females; however the prevalence of suicidal thoughts was significantly higher among females than it was among males and there is no statistically significant difference for suicide planning or suicide attempts between the genders.
I guess it's true. Men ARE more successful than women.
>>44954510
...hang on, if I'm reading this right, two celestials produces a half-celestial celestial.
>>44959654
>Depending on the parent
>>44957371
That was incredible oh my days
>>44948456
I had a similar experience, except she was playing a Drow Rogue and she dropped out because she literally couldn't make the schedule work out.
Also, we've been dating for two years now.
>>44958394
Bards have their own entry-or rather, they would, but the answer to any and every matchup is Yes.
>>44948456
HOLY SHIT, NOT ONLY WAS SHE A THAT PLAYER, SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE DRIVING YOUR GAME NARRATIVE FORWARD??
Sweet jesus anon, you should have just given her the D. and tell the other players to just roll with it because if they was your bros, they'd now that at least they were being wingmen
>>44957371
>>44957639
I liked that story. Reminded me a lot of Watchmen etc. I don't know about "showing capeshits their place," though -- the ideal of heroes is that they're supposed to be incorruptible, after all, and these guys clearly weren't. I wonder if that story actually happened but I don't really care because it was good.
>>44948352
Hold on, that's child-grooming, that ain't right
>>44960997
How is it child-grooming when the child is the one making all the moves on the guy and the guy is not only not a guardian figure but also actively trying to avoid her?
>>44952696
Low effort bait, got it. Well, good luck to you
>>44960770
I had in mind all those Marvel movies with flat heroes and flatter villains. Watchmen and 2012's Dredd are my jam when it comes to superhero movies, you know, and i just can't watch all those trigger/hammer/lazor happy guys with no conseqences to their behavior whatsoever.
>>44958961
this
>>44959586
GO TEAM
>>44960531
I needed all the characters present for the campaign to make sense, that's just how I designed it
>>44948456
>>Group falls apart without her character in the narrative
I've had that happen several times with a particular group of cunts on a RPing forum but in your case, why didn't you just declare "ok, drow becomes personal sextoy of the lizardman chief, securing his alliance"?
>>44962817
Because that's dumb and I'm not thirteen? Because despite her inclinations she was actually pretty good at roleplay when it wasn't about teasing Orc Merchants? Or because I didn't want to and I needed her character for the game to make sense, like I keep saying over and over. Any one of those
>>44962934
NO STOP IT I'M IGNORING YOUR REASONS
NOW TELL ME WHY YOU DIDN'T JUST KEEP PLAYING WITHOUT ER
DURRR
>>44948352
>Deathwatch comes out and I want to run a game
>Talk with friends/workers, get together five people that want to play and actually show up
>Serious dude with a Dark Angel Assault Marine
>40k nut with a semi-edgy Blood Angel Librarian
>Sleepy fucker with a Dark Angel Techmarine
>Shy female coworker with a Storm Warden Apothecary
>That Girl with a Space Wolf Rune Priest, built more as a skald than a psyker
>None of us have experience with the system, so decide to run the sample mission from the core book.
>To cover for lack of experience, play fast and loose with some of the rules
>That Girl has almost no exposure to 40k, but has done plenty of RP in the past
>manages to play perfectly in character.
>she's drinking the whole time
>not really paying attention, but when she does, things happen
>on the way down, Rune Priest tries to "inspire" the rest of the team using perform to sing his own saga and boast about how awesome he is
>fails horribly, kill team loses cohesion
>land, wander around, find bunker
>door is locked
>techmarine fails to hack it open
>techmarine fails to pry it open
>rest of the team fail to pry it open
>That Girl sets down her beer
>"We want the door open?"
>"yes"
>"I PUNCH IT"
>rolls
>Saitama's a hole in the fucking door.
>Serious Dude flips, tries to explain that there's probably something in there and they may have needed to CLOSE the door at some point
>That Girl shrugs, goes back to drinking
>Serious Dude finds hole in ground, commands Rune Priest to examine it
>she refuses
>tells her there may be a kitten inside
>she checks
>finds ravener
>everyone else is stunned and she's not holding a gun, so she readies her hammer
>ravener comes up
>WHACK-A-MOLE
>ravener goes down
>everyone else pulls guns and overwatches
>too late - Rune Priest throws a grenade down the hole
>kills the ravener with the grenade
>then the grenade explodes
>starts bragging as the rest of the team wanders off
>>44963654
That sounds like a great time, I'm jealous
>>44963654
>later, find the IG platoon under attack
>Serious Dude pulls both swords and jumps in front to protect them
>40k nut pulls out his bolter and moves to flank
>Sleepy Fucker is woken up, pulls his bolter and opens fire
>Shy Girl does the same
>That Girl looks at the table
>shoves everything off of it
>suggests using empty bottles and bottle caps to keep track of where everything is
>we don't have enough
>she makes enough
>after that, she's too drunk to actually do anything
>Serious Dude makes some awesome calls and ends the mission early though smart thinking
>That Girl never gets to fulfill her character's ambition of finding a kitten and naming it Rations
Honestly, I thought she was more This Girl than That Girl, but the other players thought differently.
Apparently, she wasn't taking the game seriously enough.
>>44951252
FUCK YESSSSSS
>>44963826
Your players are just hard asses
>playing engine heart with 3 friends and that girl (me being GM)
>party consists of a lawnmower, welder on wheels and a huge fucking drill
>that girl creates a android and pours all creation points being as human as possible
>i explain the setting and mechanics again to her
>"no, i want to be this"
>what was your original purpose? i ask
>"i was a student at an university"
>no no no, i mean the androirds
>"yeah she is a cutting edge prototype that grows over time and acts like a human"
>let it slide
>game starts
>party is awoken in a TriOptimum store by a powersurge
>that girl automatically assumes party leader because she convinced them that she is human
>conviniently one of the players has a biometric scanner and detects the android not being human
>calls her out on being a liar
>that girl is pissed off and kicks the lawnmower
>lawnmower attacks back in self defense
>deals 1 point of damage, and breaks the android because she didnt invest in any defensive stats
>welder repairs the android and the party continues its adventure
>that girl constantly trying to loot stores for makeup and clothing
>shop security stops her, she fights back, she gets destroyed
>trying to come up scenarios where the girl would be useful
>" a group of grabagebots rolls by and spots the android"
>"they mistake you as a human and ask you to direct them to garbage"
>there is a blockade down the street filled with debris which the group cannot overcome
>"uhm yea, that lawnmower over there is malfunctioning, could you please dispose of it" - that girl
>party defeats garbage bots and dismantles the android
>that girl super pissed and never shows up again
>>44954510
>HumanXDwarf
>no
>what is a Mul?
>>44963826
Your players are idiots. She sounds fucking awesome.
>>44958860
OK so in retrospect, here's what I think she'd envisioned happening. I get excited, start making out with her. The roommate gets embarrassed and leaves. We have sex.
Now I was being considerate of her roommate, but really that wasn't any of my business. I should have backed her play... only I didn't realize that was what she was trying to do because she'd not said anything.
I missed a threesome with her due to similar cluelessness.
> tfw 40 yr old me often sends memos to 20 yr old me.
>>44965210
Wow, you tried to spoonfeed her a victory and she chose to burn her team member with it. She'd fit right in on this board
>>44959586
Mainly because when we act on them we choose the more brutal and quick options.
>>44962551
> Playing with total rookie player
> It's an RPG and people miss games from time to time
> Need all players present for campaign to work.
This was a seriously rookie mistake. And in any event, a game that tightly scripted was bound to derail.
Also, learn to fade to black by telling her, "ok you trade your texts with Froyo Dickswabber, and you learn something very cool. We'll handle that right after the game." THen play for another hour or two and end the game at least an hour early.
See me after class, in other words.
If she's just having fun and being inappropriate, or if she's just being a tease to make you flustered in front of your friends or because she's an exhibitionist-- whatever, if she wants to actually have sex with you she'll agree to stick around, but otherwise she'll do the scene afterward with no feeling or take a raincheck on doing the scene at all.
>>44963826
She sounds GLORIOUS.
Marry her and have a kitten.
>>44963189
People are ignoring that because it's so fucking stupid. How many plots actually require all the players present for every single session starting on game one and there's no room for adaptation?
He's blaming the module he fucking authored instead of improvising like a GM is supposed to. I can't picture a single module I've ever run, or plot arc that I ever cooked up, that couldn't survive a little adjustment for a player missing a session or quitting. And yet he makes it sound like some law of the universe.
She's not a good player, I'll grant you that, but he's as much of a That GM as she is a That Girl. He's got to take some fucking responsibility for his own shitty storytelling.
I hate women.
>>44965587
>but really that wasn't any of my business
Your girlfriend being a bitch to her roommate and attempting to force your involvement in her humiliation isn't your business?
>I should have backed her play.
No, you shouldn't have, because that's fucked up.
>only I didn't realize that was what she was trying to do because she'd not said anything.
Probably because if she'd said so, she'd risk you being a not-shitty person and refusing to humiliate her roommate.
>>44963654
>>44963826
So you're saying That Girl was the perfect Space Wolf?!
Man, I've gamed with plenty of women and they're never really a problem. The worst was one chick being a bit of a tumblr-ite, like every character she played had to be of a non-conventional sexuality/gender orientation. Mostly it wasn't a problem, though I did get a bit annoyed her claim that a Norse blacksmith would have been treated like a woman rather than a man. I literally have no idea where she got that from, but we just sorted of ignored it and rolled on.
>>44948988
The dad looks like Clarissa's.
>>44963654
>>44963826
fucking christ anon I'm dying here thats fucking hilarious.
>>44966425
Oh shit, no wonder she went for the count when she grew tits
>>44965833
Jeeze, sorry officer.
>>44966425
what are you referencing?
>>44953830
A spooky scary skeleton with hair?
>>44956558
More details Big Bard.
>>44957582
Best post in the thread
>>44958620
>That Girl is a recent fad.
It's really not though. Maybe you should fuck off.
>>44968248
I'm so sorry.
http://imgur.com/a/mDf8c
>>44968898
>I'm not going to pretend that daddy didn't fuck me
>>44961541
I literally just watched the big Hulk vs Iron Man fight from Age of Ultron on TV and it's like, which one of you is causing more property damage? Which one is causing more bodily harm? Yeah, Iron Man saved that elevator full of people but that was like a minute after he knocked the Hulk into a group of people, and shattered all the glass on the block (definitely hitting people).
And last night I caught the end of Man of Murder, too.
traditional gamer girls sound like horny freaks i like it
>>44968977
I hope that comes into play with Civil War. Probably won't, though.
>>44968803
Not him, but I've only seen that girl threads start really popping up recently. They may have happened before, but more often than not, it was just that guy threads.
>>44966425
>>44968898
Oh, goddammit you motherfuckers I'd forgotten all about that
God dammit, why
>>44948988
This is how I Toreador.
>>44959725
If its a half fiend or a half celestial
>>44963826
>>we don't have enough
>>she makes enough
I'll say this much, she was channeling her character.
>>44968898
just read it all.
fuck.
>>44968898
Been a while since I fapped to Clarissa
>>44969044
Most people of both genders who get into /tg/ hobbies are lonely people who can get kind of /d/-tier, though usually their tastes are more just a little beyond vanilla.
From personal experience, you're not going to get many horny freaks. You're going to get decent but quiet players who won't really pipe up if anyone else is being louder, because they don't want to be seen as trying to steal the spotlight.
>>44969148
They did happen, though not as frequently as they have recently, which I was commenting on. Then chuckles told me to fuck off. I just don't think they should be independent of That Guy threads.
>>44969047
It's kind of how the comic event ended, so I would hope so.
>>44969446
I feel the same way - a that girl story isn't really different from a that guy story, and it's probably better to roll it in with a that guy thread anyway.
The only reason that they are in different threads is because people think they're different, so the stories tend to focus on different things - where a that guy thread could have a female DM (and some past stories have had such DMs) and no one would bat an eye.
>>44969446
Yeah but it only came up then to make 9/11 first responder references. It's never been that much of a problem otherwise, especially in a universe where Damage Control exists and Hulk has apparently never killed anyone until shortly before Planet Hulk.
>>44961032
It's accidental child grooming.
He burst into her room intent on getting some sweet 17 year old necking going on, and found a 7 year old, only after he put her under his enchantment spell.
We never saw him take the enchantment spell off either, if that's even possible.
I mean, he did the right thing in trying to get away, but it's still his spell.
>>44969521
What it seems to be is that regular That Guy stories can have female That Guys
A That Girl thread is specifically about how romantic entanglements and fetishes can ruin a game in a way that they wouldn't in a group full of only straight men or only straight women.
>>44954510
I love how Celestial x Fiend is just a straight up "NO"
Fuck your shitty Mary Sue Pam
>>44948352
I knew Mina was a slut
>>44966425
They both look like generic 50s dads.
>>44965636
You mean, men actually attempt to solve their problems.
>>44968898
I wish I didn't read that.
>>44963826
>Mistaking This Girl for That girl
Wrong thread, son.
>>44955981
Just stopping by to say
SON OF A BITCH
>>44975637
Are you really, really this illiterate? Can you not read the OP? Here, let me get it for you, since you really seem to be this fucking stupid.
>Share your stories, good and bad
>Share your stories, good and bad
>Share your stories, good and bad
>Share your stories, good and bad
>Share your stories, good and bad
>Share your stories, good and bad
>>44948456
Christ, even I'm not this dense.
>>44963826
What a fuckin champion. Those other players need to fortify their livers if they want to sit at a table with that beast machine again.
>>44948988
Based Hanna Barbera.
>>44948352
Somehow, I've never ended up with a That Girl in a group. I've only had 2 guys I'd classify as a That Guy, and they weren't particularly bad anyway.
The closest would be my ex interrupting character creation to turn our mutual circle of friends, including my players and I, into a dogpile of people tickling each other, which killed the game before it started, but... eh, worth it.
>>44950022
oh fuck you, I didn't even notice it
I might have to model some horns for my monitor now
>>44950065
>That Guy/Girl
'That Player' works, and is distinct from 'That GM,' which is usually a separate thread anyway. Alternatively, 'guy' is moderately gender-neutral.
>>44954510
>Bugbear/Sprite is a straight-up "Yes"
oh shit, I knew my druid should have worn a condom
>>44956214
>Tabletops before hoes
My ni- actually, wait. Whichever was there first kinda has priority, unless it tries muscling in on time set aside for the other.
>>44956306
This is it. Not that he needs to hit the whole target, just the wet parts.
>>44956392>smash
Hope you don't mind bone splinters in your dick. Or is that your kink, you spoopy bastard?
>>44957290
Um, what?
>>44958394
I really wish Elfwood had a better sorting or tagging system. That guy draws some awesome stuff, but it's a monumental pain in the ass to find specific images.
>>44965228
>what is a Mul?
An infertile hybrid exclusive to Dark Sun, that's what.
>>44965833
>involving the PCs in the setting is shitty storytelling
It's a mistake if you can't be sure everyone will show up, sure, but it works well if you plan around it.
>>44956558
>yandere
Tell us more.
>>44968898
...
......
Rip. And. Tear.
>>44969047
I'm hoping it will. The Cinematic Universe is the only Marvel I pay much attention to, though, because it's in such manageable chunks, so I dunno how Civil Wars past have played out.Man, finding a reaction image for everything I responded to at once took a few minutes.
>>44980415
>The Cinematic Universe is the only Marvel I pay much attention to
How convenient, it's also the only thing Marvel cares about!
>next week we reboot Hawkeye, Spider-Man and Thor. Again.
>>44980496
Yup. Not exactly much incentive for me to even try investing myself in the comics.
>>44948352
>average Sorin fangirl
>>44948622
What a Cartoon!
Family Guy also sorta debuted on this show, same with Grim & Evil
>>44954510
>Nymphs
>Ys across the board
Also, Fiends and Celestials are close, but can't crossbreed with each other.
>>44981121
Across the board except for lizardfolk, strangely enough.
Some landwhale in our FLGS would write fanfiction about her OCs fucking me.
She stuffed one of them in my bag once.
>>44948988
I had completely forgotten about this.
>Awoooo! Is the costume party over?
Fucking adorable.
>>44952077
Sounds like something papa franku would say
>>44948753
Say that to my clan fucker not online and see what happens I'll fuckin axe u m8y
>>44948352
cant believe this thread is still alive
>>44965210
And justice was done.
>>44981804
>justice
More like pest control.
Its a little over the top but its my only experience with chicks and tabletop beyond "they played minmaxed characters, change their backstory 20 times, got bored of the character and had them die off arbitrarily."
>>44982010
>casual fucking a redhead
>no idea how i even got to where i was
>know enough that she's not someone i'd enter a seriously relationship with
>naively believe i can maintain this situation and coast on it for a bit
>meet up almost everyday for a year cause she lives in the same apartment building conveniently
>finally asks why i have these foot tall plastic tubes full of dice
>great. This is where it ends, outed as a nerd and she'll probably tell everyone on campus
>tell her i play DnD
>laughs for a few seconds but must have realized i was uncomfortable as hell
>quickly explains shes not laughing at me just that it seems absurd cause i didn't seem like the kind of guy who would go play dress up and make believe
>defenses up already so i just kind blurt out thats not what a DnD is or at least not to my group
>after i get done explaining she just has this dumb smile
>wants to play
>seems to think i'm bullshitting that we don't dress up or something
>brains in recovery so i just sort of agree
>don't see her for a few days before the session at my place
>had the group show up half hour early so i can fully explain shit since all they got was texts about what happened
>everyone thinks its fucking hilarious and i hate them since none said no to this shit
>redhead shows up with actually decent character sheet for a female human CN sorc
>whole deal is she sold her soul for the ability to reproduce after having been born barren but it never comes up meaningfully in the time she played
>no idea how she knew how to make a character sheet but once she seemed to get over the fact we're normal people that didn't wear capes and wizard hats she rp'd decently for what i'm assuming was her first time
>session ends after a bit and she stays after for the usual activities
>laying there afterwards and she just blurts out
"I want you to meet my parents."
"Why?!"
"We've known each other a year and half, why not get to know more about each other?"
>>44982015
>brains still in recovery mode from the previous shit so i agree
>Invites me to her apartment a few days later
>brains exploding telling me to run and that every red flag is waving and the warning signals are deafening
>if you haven't figured it out yet i have trouble saying no
>walk in to an apartment full of ten people
>redhead walks up and introduces me to her family as her fiancée
"What?! Nooo!"
>have to explain to her parents, brothers, sister, and aunt and uncle how i thought the whole damned thing was casual
>manage to escape alive but angry
>call her up a day later asking what the fuck was that
>apparently her parents are hardcore orthodox jewish and her being 24 and not at least engaged is an issue for them
>her hope was she could pass me off as her fiancée so they'd stop trying to set her up with other jewish families at the temple
>no idea why but that seemed to just make me sympathetic not angry
>says she just blanked on not filling me in
>long talk later we aren't meeting up for casual sex but she's still coming to game night
>again not entirely comfortable but i haven't got that skill to turn down people at that stage in life
>buddies know what happened
>game sessions continue like normal for a month and for the most part we've all moved on
>next session rolls up
>jace is acting odd but says he's just not feeling 100%
>redhead plops down next to jace and leaning on him
>figure jace is doing the same shit i did and thats why he's nervous
>no hard feelings
>sessions hitting speed bumps cause jace isn't really getting into it and redhead is almost entirely ignoring game
>we call it early
>get a call from jace maybe 5 minutes later
>>44982029
>wants to talk about something
>says its gotta be face to face
>sit for an hour in my apartment in awkward silence
>finally cracks
>goes on this long story about a party he was at a day earlier and how he was drinking a bit and how he went to lay down in some room
"Man, its fine if your seeing redhead. It was casual between us until that bit at the end."
"No, she raped me."
>brain kind of shuts down
>legitimately never thought about anything on this subject so my mind kind of dies
"What."
>explains how he was laying down and closed his eyes and how when he woke up she was on top going to town to finish
>still not getting the whole "you guys had sex" to "she raped me." Dynamic
>obviously its messing him up so i figure i'd do if the situation was reversed and we call the campus up and report a rape
>no on believes us or thinks we're pranking
>fuck it we'll catch flak but call the cops
>actually show up just to tell us to fuck off and fine me $300 for a false police report and be happy they aren't giving me a misdemeanor
>well shit
>eventually get jace to a psychiatrist
>in the meantime group knows what happened
>group eventually dies between jace not being mentally right for a year, losing redhead as a player, and me getting a new job
>>44982051
>false police report
The fuck? I hope you didn't pay the fine. Fuckers have a job to do.
Poor bastard. If she was that desperate, there's far easier ways to get laid... did she have some kind of attachment issues or something? What told you that you wouldn't want a serious relationship with her before she joined D&D?
>>44948456
DO
NOT
STICK
YOUR
DICK
IN
CRAZY
Say it with me, Anon.
DO. NOT. STICK. YOUR. DICK. IN. CRAZY.
I don't tell what these teenage virgins tell you. As someone who's been around the block a few times, I'm telling you, kid: do not stick your dick in crazy.
>>44982097
>What told you that you wouldn't want a serious relationship
Not much beyond she was energetic as hell, seemed to thrive and get energy from attention so she wants more, where as i'm a more mellow person with a finite amount of attention to give people before i need to mentally reload for a day.
>>44982097
Not him, but tape reports often get thrown out as false/a waste of time, particularly male rape victims. Although in general they're just not pursued, assuming they're reported in the first place.
One of those self-fulfilling prophecy things. Barely any are taken seriously, so no one takes them seriously. Shit's depressing.Personally it ruined me for about 5 years, and I was terrified of being alone with pretty much any woman who wasn't a diehard lesbian. Now I'm just glad she didn't get pregnant/give me anything.
>>44948988
>they named the ginger kid 'mick'
oh old cartoons
>>44948352
>work friends ask if I can run a game for them
>sure why not.
>one of them says hes bringing his gf
>annoying, vegan, land whale...
>half an hour before game he texts me saying that she wants to play a fairy.
>say sure and try and knock up a fairy character
>game starts with in 5 mins she says she doesn't want to play
>she whispers it to him to tell me instead of just telling me
>okay, sure what ever.
>rest of the game shes keeps sighing loudly and whispering in his ear saying she's bored.
>game ends after 2 hours because she wants to leave.
>>44981198
Look again, friend. Lizardfolk are viable too.
>>44963826
the other players clearly hate fun. Sleepy and Shy clearly weren't getting involved and as for the serious guy, the best part of playing The Straight Man is to have the crazy player on the other side of scale balancing out the game.
tl;dr I wish I had a player with her zest.
>>44982051
Did he try to push her off or what happened?
>>44982385
I can imagine this.
I can picture it clearly happening and for this reason I believe it.
Christ on a bike fuck that bitch.
>>44982658
He said he woke up like 5 pumps before finish and he didn't entirely understand what happened till it was over.
>>44982675
In the cops' defense, that isn't a very compelling story.
Sure, he was drunk and shouldn't have been able to consent, but he never said stop or attempted to get away.
>>44983322
...he was fucking asleep, and the post you're responding to says outright that he didn't understand what was going on until too late.
I get it not being compelling - no proof - but that's no grounds to go fining the guy who reported a fucking felony.
>>44980415
Is this just ND posting under another name? If it is, fuck off ND.
If it isn't, fuck off namefag and stop replying to everyone in a thread. Christ, that is one of the most autistic things I've seen on 4chan.
>>44983386
I've never used ND's name, no. There is more than one of it.
The whole point of the name was so no one would feel the need to point out that I was being a faggot by replying en masse. "Everyone in a thread" is gross exaggeration, though.
In retrospect, I can see how my choice of image could raise suspicion, but if want to respond to multiple posts, I'm not going to waste the thread's bump limit and my time separating them out into tiny chunks. If you're that assmad about it, you can always hide the post and spare yourself the trouble of scrolling past.
>>44983386
He likes yandere of course he's autistic
>>44949551
I don't know why you are assuming we don't find landwhale's attractive?
We are all basement dwelling neckbeards, I'm pretty sure most people will be willing to take any female interaction they can get, even if it is from Jabba the Hutt.
>>44983362
I never said he should be fined, just that it wasn't a compelling case.
>>44980709
I'm a burly 35 year old married man with a second kid on the way and I'm the average Sorin fangirl
>>44950065
I'm here to shitpost.
>>44957371
Good story.
Reminds me a lot of people who think they're doing the right thing, but are selfish egocentric powertripping bastards who think the entire world should revolve around their sense of right and wrong.
Contrast with genuine selfish egocentric powertripping bastards who admit, both to themselves and others, that they are being genuine selfish egocentric powertripping bastards. You can reason with them. Or at least bully them into line. But a deluded asshole is a problem 'till he's removed.
I feel a bit upset.
I can't play in Good campaigns because I'm just not able to get into the mindset of a Good person.
But I can't play in Evil campaigns either since they're all murder and burn and I don't like that either.
I just want a campaign where I can enact my will on the world (assuming I am skilled enough to beat the encounters and avoid a Darwin award).
No murder, no sexuality, no moralfaggotry, just the world running smoothly.
>>44984240
So a day in the life of a Lawful Neutral leader?
>>44982051
It's 2016 and people STILL like to discourage rape victims from reporting their rapes?
God damn it SJWs fix it pls.
>>44984281
I'm not Lawful though, I always end up as Chaotic. Which is strange, because I fucking HATE lolsorandum and impulsive behaviour.
>>44984240
rogue trader might be a good idea?
>>44984517
>Rogue Trader
>No murder.
>World running smoothly.
Not sure that's the best advice.
>>44984329
SJWs laugh in the face of the mere prospect of males being raped. That is one among the things separating well-meaning people and SJWs.
>>44984549
>>44984549
Ok, very little murder.and most of it with a clear purpose.
And if you're good, you can make your profit without leaving any trace on the world,
>>44948456
>She quits the group because I refuse to sext her at the table
excellent bullet dodging there.
>>44958232
got back to /lit/ so they can send you to /out/
>>44984628
This is still the setting where psykers can and will spontaneously combust, and that's if they're lucky.
And "Some nameless crewmen died" is part of the day-to-day operations of most ships.
>>44985193
>"Some nameless crewmen died"
Who cares? They were nameless!
>>44982399
Oh my bad. I was looking at dryads. I always get those two confused.
>>44949652
Fuck off mate
>>44982175
Nick.
>>44949795
It's sad when I go into my local gaming shop and see the typical crowd that it attracts. No wonder people assume the worse.
>>44948352
SJW hambeast. Pretty much standard issue.
Not as bad as the beta orbiter who invited her in the first place.
>>44975184
Girls like to die pretty. So they'll try to make small cuts on their wrist or OD on meds. It usually means a lot of agony, and its easier to find.
Guys will just suck start a pistol or run a car off the road. Quick and to the point.
Either way, it fucking sucks to be the one who has to bring the news.
>>44956558
Best part of any game
>>44984036
>>I'm a fat manchild
FTFY
>>44982385
What in the fuck is a vegan landwhale?
>>44984078
At least you're honest.
>>44984342
I'm not sure, you might just be TN.
>>44986109
A fat, repulsive bitch who won't eat meat or dairy. Probably means she won't go down, either.
>>44986182
How much cud does she have to eat to get that fat without meat or dairy? Fruit isn't known for its fat content.
