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Fleet Activities Yokosuka is a hurricane, and at its center sits Admiral Goto.
Officers and Commanders circulate in and out of the big conference room, bearing eyes-only printouts in their special classified document folders. They all pause at the door to show their ID to the fully-armored Marines scanning the hallway suspiciously. Two more are standing inside, their M-4s hanging heavy on their straps. The very fiber of the building itself seems to vibrate slightly - a pair of JSDF F-2s circling overhead on a perpetual Combat Air Patrol. Admiral Thomas is still observing the final assault on Iwo Jima, but nearly everyone else is in this room helping to bring the base to full combat alert. Outside you hear the throaty growl of diesel engines just over the quiet purr of the cooling fans - JGSDF Type 88 shore-to-ship missiles on their way to the coast. A deeper rumble follows, the sound of clinking tracks and whining road wheels close behind - you pull aside the shade and see a hulking M-110 self-propelled gun trundling after the Type 88s. Yokosuka was a fortress before, but within an hour it will be a citadel.
Hunkering almost forgotten by Goto's right is Shigure, with Jintsuu stationed on her left. Goto hasn't let her out of arms reach since phone call first came in. He has laid claim to her, and he's serious about defending it. The Marines in the room now stand against the far wall, having been driven there by succesive glares from the dark-eyed, thin-lipped Japanese Admiral. The long-haired girl is staring at the tabletop in front of her, arms wrapped around her middle.
[ ] Talk to Shigure.
[ ] Call your ships - you should disperse your own assets as well.
[ ] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
I have arrived.
>>44905410
>[ ] Call your ships
Really, I don't think Shigure wants to talk to us at all.
>>44905410
trust in the planefag
believe in the planefag
>>44905410
>[X] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
>>44905427
Forgot your name and avatar, faggot.
>>44905410
Hmmm.
Let's NOT talk to Shigure, considering our past history.
[X] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
Parker, work your insane, half-heretical magic on these phone lines.
>>44905410
>[ ] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
>>44905410
>[ ] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
"THEY'RE COMING FROM INSIDE THE BASE!"
>>44905410
>[x]Make America Great Again
>>44905410
>[ ] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
>>44905480
no
never do this
shit
thats why they're options
goddamn
>>44905410
[ ] Call your ships - you should disperse your own assets as well.
First things first, then talk to Shigure if we have a minute.
>>44905410
>[ ] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
>>44905410
>>All of the above
Delegate deployment of your assets to Hamp - as a heavy cruiser he has experience with similar sized formations.
Delegate getting a tap and trace set up to Naka - liaison work is part of her role.
That frees you up to talk to Shiguire - who I suspect is trying to figure out how to surrender herself for the 'greater good' given her self-evaluation of her value is probably less than nothing.
>>44905410
>[ ] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
>Give Shigure a smile and a thumbs-up
As tempting as calling up our fleet is...
Willie will probably be around other destroyers and they work in packs
Hamp's already here
Arizona's pretty self-sufficient as-is
Hornet still can't summon her fit-out last we checked
Harder is a fucking submarine he's just along for the ride in case of land attack
Sammy is Sammy
Also we've kicked the Shigure can enough and had other people kick it enough that it's landed firmly in the hands of somebody far better qualified than us to handle it
Unless I'm misunderstanding what that option is meant to mean
>>44905427
you're waifu a shit
>>44905410
>[X] Call your ships - you should disperse your own assets as well.
Lock and load time to rock and roll!
>>44905410
>[X] Call your ships - you should disperse your own assets as well.
>>44905488
That would be cliche, friend.
>>44905493
Oh, hello there Steven.
In other news, Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak? Not bad.
>>44905410
>[ ] Call your ships - you should disperse your own assets as well.
Time to get the girls ready for action. Wiretapping and conversation can come later, for now we need to prepare quickly to ensure the base, and the shipgirls, are ready.
>>44905410
>[ ] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
>>44905410
[ ] Talk to Shigure.
>>44905410
>[ ] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
>[ ] Call your ships - you should disperse your own assets as well.
>>44905410
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The most exciting time of the day has arrived!
>>44905410
>[X]Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
>>44905586
Zumwalt when
>>44905520
To clarify my recommendation here - I assume we'll tag team Shiguire with Goto so between the two of us we have a decent chance to get through to her without fucking up. I don't think we should leave this hanging, as otherwise we might find it half way through the coming fight (assuming a fight happens) that she's gone off to surrender herself. I'd rather deal with this shit now than potentially lose people trying to save her later if she does something stupid - especially since that would just make her feel even more like shit.
>>44905618
>Goto hasn't let her out of arms reach since phone call first came in. He has laid claim to her, and he's serious about defending it.
I think we're good senpai
>>44905410
>[X] Call your ships - you should disperse your own assets as well.
>>44905410
>[ ] Call your ships - you should disperse your own assets as well.
>[ ] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
>>44905618
Honestly, if the Shigure option wins, I'm half expecting a three for three on the "Oh God, things got hellishly worse."
Let's leave Goto to handle her.
Should we call Naka, let her know what's going on?
>>44905410
>[x] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
Put Crab on it. He seems to give the least amount of fucks, they won't get inside his head as easily.
>>44905502
Do what
: ^ )
>>44905410
>[ ] Call your ships - you should disperse your own assets as well.
>[ ] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
>>44905662
I'm pretty sure she knows. Probably knew before Goto picked up the phone.
>>44905410
>[ ] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
>>44905410
>[ ] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
>>44905410
>implying the abyssals were calling about Shigure
Every thread.
>>44905722
If not Shigure, than who?
>>44905410
>[o] Talk to Shigure.
I am tired of these abyssals calling us at all hours of the day! But before them, we have a shipslut in distress. Time to re-affirm that BOTH sides of the pacific stand with her.
>>44905410
>[ ] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
This kind of Intel doesn't come around often.
>>44905737
Who wants to break it to him?
>>44905737
Lil Cheetus senpai
So, the base is going on alert because that phonecall was pretty obviously a threat, right?
>>44905732
>>44905722
They literally fucking said they wanted us to release 'their ship' IJN Shigure.
Read the fucking quest please.
>>44905737
>If not Shigure, than who?
IT'S NAKA TIME!
>>44905732
Ara ara~
>>44905739
because talking to her last time work out so well
>>44905626
Goto can't play nursemaid and fight this battle at the same time -- and we can't command the JSDF elements unless we've done a lot of off-screen work familiarizing ourselves with the defensive plan for the base.
While I am sorely tempted to just ignore Shigure for fear of making a mess - everything we know about her suggests she is not going to react well to everyone going to fight and perhaps die rather than turning her over to the Abyssals. Do we risk leaving this to blow up on us later?
>>44905762
>>44905755
>>44905750
Didn't they explicitly mention Shigure, though?
>>44905410
[x] Call Parker - if they phone you again, you want a goddamned wiretap on it.
let's see america do something useful with their above-the-law global wiretap for once
>>44905732
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TITLE IT 'ara ara' YOU STUPID FUCK
>>44905780
Well, last time we didn't know that the thing eating her up inside- being the lone survivor, watching everybody else die except for her why only her why did she live while they had to die-
is literally exactly the same thing that gives Settle nightmares. Now we do.
>>44905816
>Didn't they explicitly mention Shigure, though?
No, she just said we had a boat that belonged to them.
>>44905816
I'm fairly certain there's a deal of misdirection here.
Terror probably figures she'll get at least one of the two.
>>44905831
It might not be the same anon you boatfucker.
>>44905816
Terror did indeed, they don't want Naka, for whatever reason, they want Shigure.
Wait a second.
Why are we assuming the abyssals were being truthful about their objective? They seemed more hung up over Naka than Shigure - What if this is just a distraction? Tell everyone OoOoOh watch out were coming for Shigure - than strike at a different target while we circle the wagons around her?
>>44905831
I think the Constitution one has always just been 'image', the ironclads are the 'ara ara~' one
>>44905856
Quote from previous thread
>“This is the HMS Terror, speaking for the sea.”
Goto's eyes darken like white-hot steel plunged into the cold embrace of the quenching bath.
“It has come to my attention that you have one of my ships prisoner. You have one hour to decide if you are willing to negotiate for the release of the IJN Shigure.”
>>44905865
Because keeping IC and OOC separate can be a real bitch and a half sometimes
>>44905865
Pretty sure that's the plan.
But that's just me. I'm certain everyone agrees that I'm wrong.
hokay I'm fed and happy, but now I am too lazy to count votes.
now I will go yell at IRC until they kiss my ass :3
>>44905856
I actually have a suspicion that this is a misdirection. While we're all focused on Shigure, they'll be plotting something with Naka or another angle...
>>44905865
That...makes sense.
FUCK
>>44905865
shigure needs a good hard push to slip into the abyss. naka barely even needs lubrication.
>>44905877
Was it ever specified which HMS Terror was speaking?
>>44905904
Who knows, it's quite possible!
>>44905914
>Was it ever specified which HMS Terror was speaking?
>>44905903
I'm not kissing your ass. I don't know where it's been!
That said, I think that Parker won.
>>44905904
>>44905923
Repetition, the fun family game.
>>44905914
>>44905931
I mean, WE know which one it is, because writeups. Settle and co. have a bit less certainty, I guess
>>44905897
Even IC It doesn't make sense to just assume the enemy is telling the truth about their intentions
>>44905931
Forgive them, they are stupid.
A quick survey confirms my previous claim. Discounting double votes or not, Parker has a slight lead.
>>44905865
Point. Put Harder on Naka (pun not intended ... for now) and keep her close by. She should be at your side anyway.
Hey.
Get outta the way.
Everybody knows peace is gay.
VOTES
CALLED
WOOTWOOT
>>44905410
>[x] Talk to Shigure.
How's she holding up?
Slow night, it seems.
>>44906091
Weekdays often are. We're getting things set up in this thread for-
- oh, spoilers. Suffice to say Saturday will be fun. :)
>>44906091
Eh, it'll pick up once the fun starts in earnest.
Anyway, hi folks. I went and wrote part 6 to Shimakaze'd, but won't be up late enough to post it with the rest of the writeups. Would it be fine if I just linked a pastebin once the thread starts to die?
>>44906134
Cool.
>>44906114
Fun, fun!
Is it time for the Base Defence? Tell me we get to go Full X-COM.
>>44906134
Do as most do. That is, wait until the end and pastebin.
>>44906134
LAY IT ON US BRU
>>44906134
Yes. Also, do you have a pastebin of what you've put up so far? I think I've missed an installment somewhere along the line.
>>44906134
post it now faggerio
>>44906114
Can't wait.
>>44906134
PM planefag, he could post the pastebin for you.
Or just post it now, since we've got an hour before he gets the next post up.
Why doesn't Japan freeze the oceans to kill Abyssals?
Why don't America nuke the oceans to kill Abyssals
Why don't shipgirls infiltrate Abyssals to kill Abyssals?
Why doesn't the coastal cities build giant walls?
Why don't people move underground?
>>44906134
yes plz also have 'even in victory does Ryujou lose' pic.
>>44906134
I'm sure you could also pass the link or chapter to someone else to post, but you do you
Also it's weird that 39 posters in 33 minutes is 'slow' for us
>>44906134
I'd also like to say: Thank you for reading my suggestion. I noticed #4 was about Shimakaze comforting Willie and #5 was about Shimakaze realizing just why people are so uncomfortable around her.
>>44906148
Stop buying time, Deme.
Are you playing Deserts of Kharak? I'm actually someway pleasantly surprised. I imagined much less than I got.
>>44906169
Shut up, Frodo.
>>44906169
>Why don't America nuke the oceans to kill Abyssals
WE'VE HIT THE RIFT WITH NUKES BEFORE
>>44906218
Because even we at the Unifed States Department of Defense aren't stupid enough to nuke the fucking OCEANS!
>>44906218
You're a cheeky little cunt I'll give you that
>>44906252
We made nuclear depth charges.
>>44906218
Have we used one of these against the rift?
>>44906169
>Why doesn't Japan freeze the oceans to kill Abyssals?
Not physically possible
>Why don't America nuke the oceans to kill Abyssals
Radiation would kill everybody
>Why don't shipgirls infiltrate Abyssals to kill Abyssals?
Because then we would be sacrificeing resources with pretty much no gain.
>Why doesn't the coastal cities build giant walls?
Massive waste of resources
>Why don't people move underground?
Massive waste of resources.
1/10 made me reply.
>>44906212
Deserts is pretty great.
Feels like a Homework game.
>>44906259
And submarine-launched, rocket-lofted, nuclear depth charges.
The cold war was a hell of a drug
>>44906259
Which we removed from service. Swiftly. Castle Bravo was a major wake up call.
>>44906218
CLEARLY THEN, THE ANSWER IS TO MAKE GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS TO FIGHT THE ABYSSALS.
>>44906259
Don't forget the nuclear torpedos!
>>44906278
Although the Russians still have nuclear depth bombs and nuclear torpedoes. So they're far more likely to be nuking shit - assuming they still (or ever) actually, you know, worked.
>>44906218
>WE'VE HIT THE RIFT WITH NUKES BEFORE
Casaba Howitzer when?
>>44906218
Does this mean we'll CANCEL THE APOCALYPSE!?
>>44906259
And the Russians made supercaviating torpedoes with nuclear warheads.
They were meant to kill entire fleets.
>>44906301
Or SUBROC for that matter!
>>44906148
>>44906160
>>44906158
Okay. May as well.
Shimakaze'd part 1:http://pastebin.com/5r81a7fg
part 2: http://pastebin.com/LfFbMnaw
part 3: http://pastebin.com/NSZySt38
part 4: http://pastebin.com/FAtuM6j4
part 5: http://pastebin.com/7ysvxjV5
And finally:
part 6: http://pastebin.com/y98UtM4b
>>44906271
>homework
Fuck you phone. Homeworld
>>44906271
I'm actually surprised they managed to work in Shipbreaking so much.
Since, you know, I actually supported the game when it was called "Shipbreakers".
>>44906323
Still looking for Stacker Pentecost. Settle doesn't have the gravitas to carry the speech.
>>44906297
No one seems drift-compatible here.
>>44906318
I'm more interested in fuel-air explosives. Old ships have zero NBC protection - get that shit inside and detonate and you'd make a hell of a mess regardless of whether the Abyssals are in hull or humanoid form...
Oh hey guys wh..NUKES EVERYWHERE ANON'S NO.
>>44906323
No, Nibiru confirmed. Annunaki are coming for their gold.
>>44906318
>casaba howitzer
>in atmosphere
I wish, anon.
>>44906372
ANON, YES.
>>44906278
If by "swiftly," you mean "35 years later"...
>>44906372
Praise blake, friend.
>>44906351
Sweet
>>44906372
Shut up hippy
>>44906372
>not liking nukes
Curtis LeMay is disappointed in your from beyond the grave.
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>44906169
Rolling for terrible fate.
>>44906398
Are you looking at the official withdrawal date or when we stopped stocking them aboard ship. Because we only had them in the ROEs for a relatively short period before we transitioned to homing torpedoes and helicopters as our primary ASW methodology.
>>44906372
Anyone notice posting's slowed down heavily over the last little while?
It's been nearly an hour and we only have ~130 posts here. MGNQ still hasn't hit bump limit from this morning.
Is this just my brain fucking with me or is something going on here?
>>44906351
Thank you!
>>44906395
>>44906402
>>44906405
You fools, you're not thinking big enough, JUST HIT IT WITH THE FUCKING MOON USING NUCLEAR THRUSTERS
They can't win, if we've destroyed everything first.
>>44906372
A nuclear shoah is exactly what we need.
Hey anon that pic finder idiot. Have a PT test tomorrow and a migraine tonight so some Big E
>>44906441
They were still there and available for use if the ROE were relaxed... which could happen at the stroke of a pen. So until we stopped stocking them on the official withdrawal date.
>>44906456
I'm pretty sure DARPA probably considered that and even they wrote it off as bat-shit crazy.
>>44906169
>Why doesn't Japan freeze the oceans to kill Abyssals?
ice would interfere with whale research
>Why don't America nuke the oceans to kill Abyssals
atomic energy commission lost the fuckin keys
>Why don't shipgirls infiltrate Abyssals to kill Abyssals?
they are ships not viral epidemics
>Why doesn't the coastal cities build giant walls?
we call it california
>Why don't people move underground?
grues
>>44906456
There's a difference between advocating the use of humanity's most destructive weapons ever built and put into service and going full retard with outrageous ideas.
There's no need to exaggerate when reality is already insane enough.
I like botes.
>>44906456
That'z zogging beautiful, is what it is.
A right load of DAKKA.
You dig out your smartphone and unlock it, ignoring the multiple new text messages to scroll through your contact list and pick out Chief Parker. He answers on the third ring.
“Parker.”
“It's Settle.”
“Settle,” he says. His voice sounds hoarse and haggard. “Need to talk to you.”
“First,” you say, “I want to know if you can trace a signal-”
“Settle, you dumb fuck,” Parker growls, “that microwave mast in the middle of the base has more ELINT detectors on it than half the E-2 fleet. We've got a JSDF AWACS bird flying south and an E-2 out of Atsugi heading north to triangulate the signal. You think you've got to micromanage that?”
“-uh-”
“Nevermind that,” Parker says. “I find'em, you fuck'em, so get your fucker ready.”
The connection drops as Parker hangs up.
You're still staring at the phone when it rings again. You pick up
“Sorry,” Parker says. “Forgot...”
“Forgot?”
“The signal, Settle. The one Weiss found. We went and rented a bunch of data centers in Tokyo - took them from someone else, I think - ran the SOSUS data right through them, crunching. Had... two thousand probables, whittled that down to eight-hundred or so, we've been going through those-”
“Parker,” you say. “Focus. What did you find?”
“I know where they're going to attack next.”
[ ] Tell me where - right now.
[ ] Don't breathe a damn word - I'm on my way to you.
[ ] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
>>44906520
>[ ] Tell me where - right now.
Vital information here.
>>44906327
The reason they had nuke warheads is so that they could actually hit something. And more then that,but hey we're last ditch weapons at best.
>>44905739
Considering Settle kept trying with her after she tried to kill him there is no reason whatsoever for her to think otherwise.
>>44906520
>[ ] Tell me where - right now.
>>44906520
>[ ] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
>>44906520
>[x] Tell me where - right now
NO TIME TO FUCKING WASTE.
>>44906169
>Why don't people move underground?
Gendo pls go
[X] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
WE have a leak maybe signals or other until we find it Face to face is best.
>>44906520
>[x]Put Parker on speakerphone.
>>44906520
>Send hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want too know this too.
>>44906520
>[ ] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
And double time it.
>>44906520
No time to lose. If we go to him, the Abyssals will strike.
Tell us now, Radio Wizard.
>[x] Tell me where - right now.
>>44906520
>[X] Tell me where - right now.
>>44906520
[ ] Tell me where - right now.
>>44906520
>[ ] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
>>44906520
>>44906570
>>[x]Put Parker on speakerphone.
Humanity is a tool-using race
>>44906520
>[ ] Tell me where - right now.
But what if it's the Abyssals that are wiretapping you?
>>44906520
>[x] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
It shouldn't cause a significant delay, and since Goto's the senior officer here, this falls under the title "Shit Goto Needs To Know ASAP". In addition, making the report in person should make it much more difficult for the Abyssals to catch on if they're trying to wiretap US.
>>44906520
Even if we don't think shigure is their real target, we have good reason to believe an attack is immanent. Time is of the essence.
>[x] Tell me where - right now.
>>44906351
>the bethonged one
Devastating.
Drawfags, Shimakaze in a sarong when!?
>>44906520
Ask if he has any idea when. If "no idea" or "soon", then:
>[ ] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
If he's pretty sure it's a ways off, then:
>[ ] Don't breathe a damn word - I'm on my way to you.
Don't want to distract Goto from preparing the base for action, but if Parker's intel is for something imminent then that's something Goto will definitely want to take into account in said preparations.
>>44906520
>[ ] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
>>44906494
I'm sure they have a contingency plan for exactly that.
Fuckin' DARPA
>>44906617
I think we've seen that they give fuck all regards to actually connecting to anything to call.
>>44906351
I like this.
>>44906486
Point. Still better than the Russians!
>>44906520
>[ ] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
>>44906520
>[ ] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
>>44906520
If the phones secure (which it should be) then he can tell you. Otherwise send an escort.
>>44906520
>[x] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
>>44906540
>>44906555
>>44906558
>>44906573
>>44906589
>>44906591
>>44906617
>>44906629
I assume our phones are protected against snooping to some extent, but discussing this over cell phone still seems like poor OPSEC to me.
>>44906642
But Shimikaze isn't Hal's waifu or self insert, so of course she'll never be drawn.
>>44906520
>[X] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
>>44906520
>[X] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
>>44906721
We can secure a cell phone about as well as an STU - but I don't know if we've done that. If our phone is capable (which it should be) we can just tell Parker to go fully secure - and then tell us.
>>44906721
As was stated, we have reason to believe an attack is on its way AS WE SPEAK to our location. We need that intel NOW.
>>44906520
>[o] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
Don't discuss something so vital over the open phone lines. We need that intel fast though, so... Hamp? You're driving. Fetch! Goto will need to hear this.
Will not be able to stay all thread this time. My existence is fatigue and pain.
>>44906520
[x] Have Parker come to us and order ice cream to cheer up Shigure.
>>44906520
>[ ] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
>>44906520
>[ ] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
>>44906520
>[X] Don't breathe a damn word - I'm on my way to you.
Because if the Abbies can hack into phone lines to cold-call Goto, they can do it to spy on our comms. This needs to get done face to face, or Terror and her breed will be set up in ambush for us.
TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT
WHO SHOULD HARDER IMPREGNATE?
N-A-K-A!
NAKA! NAKA! SHE'S BEST GIRL!
SHE'S GOTTA VOICE THAT WILL RULE THE WORLD!
GO IDOLSHIT!
>>44906774
If we're not secure we might tip off the bad guys that we know their target and they'll switch it up. More importantly, we'd be giving away that we've cracked their acoustic signatures -- sources and methods is NOT something we want to give up ... especially ones this important. The Abyssals we've seen so far predate SOSUS. They may not even know that it exists - I'd rather not tip them off.
>>44906896
Yeah but who wants to stick their dick in crazy?
Besides Harder, of course.
>>44906896
I wonder if we could teach Naka to speak Black Speech.
You know, for the laughs if she actually goes Dark Lady.
>>44906520
>[x] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
my everything-is-fucked-now sense is suggesting that the abyss don't have sigint on our level but our personal phone has almost certainly been pwn'd by blue naka
>>44906896
>Naka
>Not Higgans
NTRfags pls go
>>44906891
Fuck, misread the options. Changing my vote to:
>[X] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
But the same reasoning applies.
>>44906353
>No one seems drift-compatible here
So we cut open their brains and jack them right into the thing, Machina Domini style.
>>44906520
>[x] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
The Abyssals can apparently call us up whenever they want. Not sure what kinda shit they could pull with a phone signal.
Best not to speak over the phone, I think.
>>44906910
Also, the Pacific SOSUS stations are at Hawaii, Midway and Guam -- easy targets for the Abyssals if we tip them off.
>>44906946
I don't care where Settle sticks his dick
>>44906520
>[ ] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
Why don't Europe welcome Abyssals as refugees?
Why doesn't the shipgirls tell the Abyssals life isn't so bad?
Why don't people ask the Abyssals to stop attacking?
Why doesn't the USN offer the Abyssals employment?
>>44906896
...well then.
>>44906910
Changing my vote to
[x] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
>>44906946
>Harder x Higgins
man what
>[X] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
shipgirl shit might be happening in the command room, its probably best not to skip away before we're sure people don't need us.
>>44906946
Read the chant. It says who should harder impregnate.
>>44906950
But where will we find Titans?
>>44906983
So, Naka. Learning to speak Black Speech, good idea or best idea?
I mean, it's a repulsive sounding language by design, but if you're going to control minds, why not go complete Dark Lord?
Especially if you start to control Abyssals.
>>44906956
On second thought, if they can intercept the phones then Parker's already given away too much. They'd know that we know the target of their attack, and how we got that info. So there's not much pint in worrying about OPSEC now. More importantly, if they intercepted the call they might try to whack PARKER before we get to him. So I vote for asking him now upon reflection.
>>44907000
>not swinging with both couples
It's not NTR if it's mutual.
>>44906983
So Naka-chan, do you think submarines are your 'type', or is it just a coincidence that two so far have gotten through to you?
>>44907000
>>44907020
Oh
In which case we need Iku for maximum sub
>>44906979
>Why don't Europe welcome Abyssals as refugees?
Dank meme bro
>Why doesn't the shipgirls tell the Abyssals life isn't so bad?
Because the abyssals don't care, they just want to kill everyone
>Why don't people ask the Abyssals to stop attacking?
See above answer
>Why doesn't the USN offer the Abyssals employment?
See above answer
>>44906520
>[x] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
>>44907033
In the walls, I assume
>>44907075
Stop responding to bait
>>44906983
Performance in the ballroom of the Titanic when?With the mindcontrolled idols of the abyss, Terror and Erebus, as backup singers
>>44907040
I think Harder could handle Higgins about as well as he could handle Araizona.
Settle and Naka would probably exhaust the dictionaries in both of their languages before getting too drunk to fuck anyway.
>>44906520
>[ ] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
"...also, how the fuck did you know about the phone call when nobody fucking reported it?"
>>44906520
>[ ] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
Same reasoning as others. If they can call our personal phones, they may be able to tap in.
>>44907033
>>44907103
One bun to roll them all!
...But no, I think I'd rather cut out my tongue than try mind control. In fact, I know I would. I thought about it.
>>44907045
You know, I've asked myself that. I got roughed up by subs two or three times in service; maybe I have a thing for danger.
I have arrived, only an hour late tonight. Might just be a new record.
>>44906983
hang in there, naka-chan!
do your best, naka-chan!
>>44907109
>when nobody fucking reported it?"
Did you miss the whole basewide mobilizatioin thing currently going on because of that phonecall?
>>44907127
Or just things taking shots below your water line.
>>44907102
People still respond seriously to the NAVY Seal copypasta. Frodo is still my favorite to bait with though.
>>44907109
He's a goddamn SIGINT spook. It's what he DOES - monitoring friendly comms is just how he stays in practice.
>>44907143
Parker's statement strongly suggests that the Abyssal signal was wireless rather than a landline. Otherwise you'd do an electronic trace, not triangulation.
VOTES CALLLLLLED
>>44907127
Ah, so having sex when it's not a safe day then?
>>44907034
It's a bit much to think they could somehow intercept the call and kill Parker before Hamp could bring him over.
>>44907127
>But no, I think I'd rather cut out my tongue than try mind control. In fact, I know I would. I thought about it.
Well, if you ever got the opportunity to save someone from an abyssal by mind-controlling said abyssal... I think you would do it.
And besides, maybe Harder's into mind control.
>>44906983
Bob was one of the artists that had the biggest improvements since his initial works.
>>44906520
>[ ] Send Hamp to bring Parker to you - Goto will want to hear this too.
Who's to say the Abyssals aren't listening in?
>>44907127
But you have two buns. Do we have to add a verse to the poem?
Somewhat more seriously. You're still joking about it, which is very good! Don't lose hope!
And if you do, go down swinging, spiting into the eyes of the enemy just like Hurin and Turin.
>>44907197
>>44907231
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>>44907127
Considering the (apparent) superiority of US Navy damage control, there might be some decent pun-trolling potential in asking Harder to fill you up with all the seamen he can spare to help with repairs.
>>44907197
Hey, out of curiosity, how long has it been since Goto hung up? I'm just guessing from the last time I had to deal with something like this that it's been... hour and a half?
>>44907202
You're probably right, but why take the chance when Parjer already stated what we did (acoustic signature analysis via SOSUS), and what we know (their target). The name of the Abyssals target is the only thing he didn't say - and that's hardly a secret to the Abyssals themselves!
>>44907253
>Narn i Chîn Húrin
>Naka not Glaurung
>>44907287
Base wide alert, in wartime, when we just got nailed in a surprise air attack - ten minutes?
>>44907260
This is not /b/. Fuck off.
>>44907311
Aure entuluva!
>>44907213
>And besides, maybe Harder's into mind control.
...
You're doing strange things to me here, Anon.
>>44907336
>"No stupidity"
>In a planefag quest
>>44907288
>You're probably right, but why take the chance when Parjer already stated what we did (acoustic signature analysis via SOSUS), and what we know (their target). The name of the Abyssals target is the only thing he didn't say - and that's hardly a secret to the Abyssals themselves!
You're right, but I still think it's better to do that shit in person anyways. Parker knows his shit and could provide more than just the location of the attack perhaps.
>>44907288
They have proven themselves able to disappear without a trace rather handily. If they abort we're unable to take decisive action and Parker mentioned 800-2000 possibles? That's an awful lot of ground to cover. If they attack where we THINK they will then we might have the opportunity to smash em up good.
>>44907358
You know just as well as us that humans are into some fucked-up shit. Welcome to humanity, naka-chan.
>>44907361
>hurr durr
>>44907361
There's been actual efforts to do the right thing for once. Dunno how long it'll last.
>>44907358
Ask. He just might be.
>>44907311
Don't be ridiculous, Naka isn't nearly big enough to be Glaurung.
But she definitively has all the sarcasm and tragedy to be either Hurin or Turin.
>>44907313
Base wide alert sure, but Yokosuka is huge. And in this case it's not a surprise, we're fortifying. And to get to the stage that Settle is describing that takes a while, if it takes another hour to finish then that means it's been a while already as is. I'm more just curious than anything else I guess. Last time I was involved in something like this was back in '09.
>>44907361
>wanting the thread to be filled with spam
There's shitposting and then there's spam.
>>44907358
Good strange things or Bad strange things?
>>44907358
Speaking of strange shipfolk things, what gender are harder's crew? All the ones we've seen from shipgirls so far have been male, so
>>44907441
If one of her pilots is being let in by his cook, then I guess female.
>>44907424
When I figure it out, you will be the third to know.
>>44907441
I'm not one hundred percent sure they work like that. It's like asking your kidneys their pronouns.
>>44907466
>I'm not one hundred percent sure they work like that. It's like asking your kidneys their pronouns.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THANK YOU
>>44907466
Good point.
>>44907253
>Three for capital ships with their heads held high
>Seven for the cruisers who in oceans roam
>Nine for destroyers doomed to die
>One for the Voice Below on her Hadal throne
>In the deepest trench, where no subs ply.
>One Song to rule them all, One Song to find them
>One Song to bring them all and in the Abyss bind them!
>In the deepest trench, where no subs ply.You know, it's awfully weird that Naka talks with her abyssal self so much and said abyssal self is absurdly powerful and can innately command any other shipgirl... got a crazy theory bout that... but we should see if Shigure sees her abyssal self too. If so, theory ain't true. But you get what I'm implying, right?Probably wrong, though, which is why I want to talk to Shigure or have the Squirrels get info from her and compare her condition to Naka's.
>>44907358
Just make sure everything's consensual beforehand and don't take him anywhere he doesn't want to go. It's not like you'd be the first person to use your natural abilities during sex.
>>44907416
>spam
Anyone with half a brain cell could tell that the original post that started this whole nuttery wasn't spam. Given the context it was obviously a long and drawn out "fuck" over missing the vote.
But figuring that out would require some actual thinking, and ya'll don't want to hurt your heads, do ya?
I wonder if the guy that initially summoned Naka then tried sending her back got a visit from Hate or not.
>>44907466
>asking your kidneys their pronouns
They sexually identity as an Attack Helicopter.
>>44907466
>>44907476
Hey man, I just need to know if this is homostraight or doublestraight
>>44907532
As per last thread, it's "double-reverse heterosexual."
>>44907532
So would Harder.
I keep hoping I'm going to walk in on him and Hamp.
BEFORE ANYONE FORGETS
PLANEFAG.
BATLEAD WHEN
>>44907511
Not fuckin yet. Its on the fuckin to do list
>>44907565
I have no idea how to work it into the story right now so: bat lead is fine and recovering nicely. there.
