>The walls of the dungeon become ultra-magnetic once you reach its center.
What now brave adventurer?
>>44904219
But I'm a Monk
I told you the solid gold armor would pay off!
Once again spellcasters come out on top
>>44904285
ULTRA magnetic. All the iron in your blood gets yanked out. No prestidigitation without circulation!
>>44904312
How far away are the walls?
Because a magentic field that bullshit strong would casue a lot of other problems first.
>>44904219
>mfw wearing copper armor and home-made natural rubber boots
I spin rapidly on the spot then give the Paladin a hug.
>>44904312
Well then I'd just die I guess
>>44904219
FORNICATING MITHRIL
HOW IS OPERATE
>>44904555
I dunno, probably standard dungeon central chamber size? I'm not the madman who designed this one; my dungeons typically use poison darts and spear traps, no overly complicated frippery.
>>44904810
I'm not going to calculate it but you have to be aware that magentic field strength diminishes proportional to inverse cube law (1/r^3). A magnetic field able to pull single charged ions (the single Fe2+ in hemoglobin) out of your body would have to be so ridiculously strong that long before that became a problem any other charged particles would long be gone. You know, like DNA or H+ or any non neutral amino acid or even water.
You'd turn into a very fine paste coating the walls instantly. And funnily enough (I'm not sure but the image amuses me) the only thing to stay in place would be your bones. Minus the skull of course, that goes pop and spreads its contents over the walls like everything
else.
>>44905136
I forgot this, it describes some of the fun stuff that happens in strong magnetic fields.
>>44905136
>>44905194
Thanks for the pdf, I'll check it out. And yeah, I know the field would have to be absurdly powerful to yank iron out of you; I mostly just aimed to make the rhyme work.
Assuming it is not over the top strong, my dagger flies to the wall and not much has changes. Yay wizards
I play a song to disrupt the fey magic
>>44904285
You do not need blood if you are already undead.
>>44904312
>>44908188
I keep fucking up my quoting.
>>44904219
Wait
All the walls are ultra-magnetic now or only the ones at the center.
Good thing my paladin's steely resolve isn't physical.
>>44908335
Too bad the armor he's in is stuck to the wall
>>44904219
Good thing I play a barbarian. Time to use the club!
>>44905136
Sounds like a great way to make skeleton warriors.
>>44908766
Did somebody say Skeleton Warriors?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ZlpTp_dJA
>>44908882
I...
What?
>>44908502
IRON HEART SURGE!!!
>>44910158
Great. You literally just dispelled the property of magnetism from the universe. Please can someone who knows more about this subject tell me what would happen if the concept of magnetism was gone for six seconds?
>>44910282
Well I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure every single person on earth would suddenly get lethal amounts of cancer and tumors from all the space radiation.
>>44910282
Well.
Electrons would fly off of atoms, no longer bound by their attraction to protons.
The protons meanwhile would...I'm not sure. The strong force is 10^38 times stronger than gravity at the distance between two protons, so I'm guessing they'd all be crushed into a singular point.
Blow it up a whole lot of gunpowder. If that doesn't solve the problem than leave, planting a sign in the ground warning other adventurers who come.
>>44908766
Dwarf Fortress update when?
>>44910913
This, probably.
Every atom in the universe attempts to become a singularity at once. Probably not enough mass in an atom to actually become a black hole when smashed down the radius of a proton, but either way, everything is comprehensively fucked instantly forever.
>>44904219
>Druid
>mfw
>>44912248
Paladins for once beat spellcasters.
>>44904219
We call the faggot bard that's dying of Malaria or whatever to play some music via remote that will disrupt the dark elf that's generating the magnetic field somehow.
Have the party's Mage cast a spell that can grab distant objects, take the loot and leave. Otherwise, find the mechanism that enables the device or allows in to function and either turn it off or destroy it.
I send wave after wave of my own men until the magic reaches its maximum kill limit and powers down forever.
>>44908502
His armour would liquify and plaster to the walls in all directions.
>>44912715
>>44904252
>implying a monk would reach the center of a dungeon alive
>>44908882
I fucking loved this show when it was on TV...
Just watched the first episode again on youtube, oh ma gad it's brill.
>>44904219
But I'm a sorcerer. What do i care?
>Made out of fucking wood.
Well, everyone else is dead, guess I gotta find a new party now.
>>44904806
>MITHRIL
You meanaluminum?
>made out of crystals
>non ferrous
>yes, even my sword
>i guess i have some gold jewelry but hey man, it's gold
If I forgot to take off my mountain climbing/hob-nailed boots I guess I get stuck in place? How does extreme magnetism interact with teleporting? Do I leave the boots behind, or do they come with me?
>>44904312
Not how it works.
>>44908882
10 outta 10 would play in settingas a skelly ofc
>>44912374
My melanin-enhanced comrade.
Best Final Fantasy.Even with Edward.
>>44916243
You're made out of wood? Cool, I'm a lich, wanna team up in a 'magnets didn't fuck my shit up' party?
In fact, everyone who would survive the super-magnetic dungeon, sound off and let's go team up to stop this bullshit. I'm gonna bring some club-wielding skeletons to the party!
>>44918271
[Any room for a psionic gelatinous cube, friend?]
>>44916248
>not aluminium
Get out of my sight.
>>44918271
Ghost reportin'
>>44918471
If it ain't on the actual periodic table then it's wrong.
And I also drink my tea without milk.
>Captcha: Tea
>Shows coffee
My armour and primary weapon are made out of some weird-ass nonmetallic material that appears innately magical without giving off an aura.
(meta-note: It's basically an advanced ceramic, left here by a civilization who existed long before "official" history begins)
>>44904219
I assume that the Fortitude of a gen 5 Ventrue can deal with this shit.
