Stat me /tg/

-10 HP

>>44709723
Goblin Aristocrat.

>>44709731
Way too soon ;_;.

>>44709723
Goblin bard, for that magic dance.

>>44709723
True Fey, autum court, noble.

Fuck it.

You were too monumental to be have owl-bear stats. You deserve a completely black sheet of paper for your stat-line.

>>44706085 over here pham.

But was God tier Goblin

Ass: Full of cocks
Mouth: Full of cocks
Nose: Full of blow (and semen from the cocks in his mouth)

I lost my cat last week. I could not give less of a shit about this fucking fairy right now.

>>44712042
>>44712042
what a child

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>>44709723

it took cancer 18 months to kill him, so he's tough as shit. His ballsack could deflect One Punch Man in the movie Labyrinth, and he's got a charisma of 19.

I'm going to say Cthulu, but he infects you with good vibrations instead of insanity

>>44709753
>Way too soon ;_;.
Not really, the Bowie stat-me thread from earlier today had it as well.

And I'm sure the next three Bowie stat-me threads that crop up in the next couple of days will also have it.

>>44712042
We should mourn loss of a fabulous man here, but yeah, a cat is fine too.

>>44712042
You clearly don't give that much of a fuck about your cat, or you wouldn't be on /tg/ whining about people mourning Bowie.