You're in the club and this guy walks up and slaps your gfs ass
>what do you do?
>>44677742
dies to removal
>>44677766
>wasting removal on a dork
>>44677742
>gf
>>44677742
Don't need to do shit. She counts as a 1/1 White Human creature so all she has to do is declare herself a blocker and kill it.
>>44677803
Hey he's not a dork, besides, since they're trying to force anus mana as an actual color its good to have something to produce it
>>44677832
How does a girl have 1/1, wouldn't she be 0/1 and you declare yourself as a blocker you should be at least a 1/1 white human creature
>>44677914
fuck off
>>44677742
So this is how we're gonna do it, huh?
THIS IS HOW WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DO IT, HUH??
>slam down a Guru mountain
>dump Alpha Lightning Bolt to its face
>>44677742
I try to hug it.
Look at it. It's adorable
>>44677877
Dork as in mana dork, tripfag.
>>44677742
Pick it up and bring it home.
This shal be my new pet.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
I roll to seduce.
Duct tape myself to it and go where fate takes me.
I just realized Hedron Crawler is a really small thing standing on a shield in a camp.
I'd thought i was a person sized thing in some ruins.
>>44679074
You can see some soldiers boots in the background for scale.
>>44679229 That's what tipped me off.
Until recently I never bothered zooming in on it and had thought those were columns.
>>44677742
Come on wizards, even in a colorless matters set, a colorless producing mana bot should not be worse than a fucking myr
>Implying my bitchy gf doesn't have deathtouch.
>>44677742
I take it home and make it my pet
It needs absolutely nothing except attention, it's the perfect pet for me. I can probably teach it how to dance and do tricks
>>44680036
>Yeah, we stopped having sex once some asshole rekt my indestructible enchantment.
>>44680151
>tfw she isn't buying my argument that this just means we should let Avacyn watchOr join in, that's fine too
>>44680151
>>44680036
>not defanging your girlfriend
>>44679004
IT'S NOT FUCKING BRONZE BOMBSHELL
>>44679036
although you roll very low and have only a +2 modifier the hedron crawler is only here to get laid and had a dc of 5.
the hedron craweler suggests a 3some with your girlfriend
>>44679074
oh shit your right.
>>44680412
>>44679074
>>44679229
It's suddenly adorable.
>>44681060
Someone should do an origami version of it.
>>44681471
thats an excellent idea
i havent been to /po/ in a while
>>44680373
>Bronzene Sexbombe
The name of the girl James Bond steals from a nazi villain.
>>44677810
>>44677877
>>44677914
fuck off tripfag
