Conquistadoring
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I claim-a this land in the name-a of Spain!
>>44608011
But do you have a flag?
>>44608033
Yes. Now give me your gold!
>>44608011
Conquistadors were badass. I would love to play a conquistador campaign.
>tfw started a high-fantasy-conquistadores game but it fell apart
We played a conquistador game before, it was quite fun.
>>44608066
What, you just show the flag, and we give you gold? Shouldn't you at least put it on a pole, stick it in the ground or something?
>>44608554
Because I and my men have muskets and you do not! And because I fight for the King of Spain, his Holiness the Pope and God!
>>44608826
Okay, I mean, I guess that's fine. Just thought maybe you'd actually put the flag on a pole and let it wave around.
Guess they didn't teach that in conquistador school. Wait here, I'll go get your gold.
Why must you use violence?
Surely we can talk about this.
>You will never be a veteran from the Reconquista who aided in removing kebab from the Southern edge of Europe
>You will never move to the newly discovered Americas out of boredom and a lust for adventure
>You will never loyally follow Cortes into battle against hordes of man-eating Aztecs
>You will never discover vast, otherworldly cities and claim them for God and Spain
>You will never convert a brown cutie to the True Faith with your +5 Holy Conquistador Dick blessed by the Archbishop of Granada himself
>You will never drown in more gold than you could spend in five lifetimes
>You will never invest it in a gigantic sugar plantation
>You will never go on vacation to the motherland just to rub your newly acquired wealth in the face of your enemies
>You will never tauntk the stuck-up skank who refused to even talk to you before you left for the New World with your golden codpiece
