Does anyone know anything similar to the God Machine? I want some real horrifying things.
Well there's the Laughing God
That's pretty horrifying.
Womb dagger is pretty horrific if done right.
There was also the ass marbles.
Someone here have created a Filthy Frank rpg ruleset
Newfag here, can someone tell me what these things are?
>>44589931
the womb dagger is a magic weapon the forces you to birth the child of anything you kill with it, ANYTHING.
>>44590003
But how does it work?
>>44590138
Magic, horrifying, beyond Lovecraftian magic.
>>44590441
What
The
Fuck
>>44590003
WHY WOULD YOU EVER USE SUCH A THING?
Unless your like
A Yandere or something.
>>44590505
it only gets worse the more you think about it, it takes 12 months to become noticeably pregnant, how many goblins, trolls, giant spiders, orges and DRAGONS would you have killed in that time with your awesome new magic weapon?
>>44590575
because you don't know it has this effect, until the stomach bulge appears, you just thinks it's an awesome magic dagger.
>>44589819
Is that on the wiki? If not can you provide link?
>>44590589
>takes 12 months to become noticeably pregnant
I think you've misplaced a decimal point there, mon.
>>44590732
Apologies, i meant 1-2 months
>>44590755
Mind you, consider that some of the stuff you kill would probably have much longer gestation periods than a human infant.
Would they start growing all at once, or would you sorta rack up a debt of them? Y'know, pop one out (have it cut out if it won't fit through your twat/you have no twat) and then another one starts growing?
>>44590826
the latter, and it will fit. ALWAYS.
>>44590826
and you will survive, no matter how excruciatingly, until the debt is paid.
>>44590892
What if you're like 15, or something? Could barely fit a pear up your cooch, let alone squeeze a clutch of dragon eggs out of it?
>>44590935
That's pure evil.I love it.
>>44590941
then your twat/whatever rips apart, then heals enough for the next one
>>44589064
>The God Machine
Tell me more.
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>>44590634
Well, in my experience, when you find a weapon, you can usually its enchanted by the glow around it. Meaning you'd take it to a mage to see what it does. Right?
>the harpy language
A mix of Cockney accents and primarily cursing
>harpy falconers
Men brave enough to actually tame Harpies for hunting,killing,retrieving shiny things, and whatever the fuck else
>Dodo harpies
half woman, half Dodo, cognitive brain power of a lemming
and basically a whole bunch of other harpy lore. cant find the thread but its archived somewhere, it was amazing
>>44593963
>>44589064
That sounds like Demon the Descent or WH40k or The Secret World.
>>44589088
40k?
>>44590003
That is sick and awesome but why what the fuck I need a link.
>>44593963
I need links for this too, that sounds glorious.
>>44593429
D&D doesn't always do that. Often, a magic weapon might be impossible to differentiate from any other high-quality weapon unless you have detect magic up. Even then, the womb dagger's a cursed item. Unless you're of the same caster level as the person that made it, or can pass a decently high caster level check, Identify reports whatever the person that made it told it to report.
>>44590990
This. What is this thread about
