>be dark Eldar
>capture Ork boy
>paralyze him
>take him on every raid and force him to watch as you get all the fun
>congrats you just cvcked an ork
>>44562452
I think that would be the only way a Deldar could torture them.
>>44562838
I Agree
>>44562452
What an empty life that poor Ðeldar must live.
>>44562452
>tfw he instead spends all his time telling you how "Yoo'z stompin' 'im rong, ya git! Ya gots ta krump wif yer basha!"
>>44563712
> Nah, nah.
> Nah ya Git, now you'z just muckin' about.
> 'Ow ya s'posed ta krump dem gitz wit dat puny squig drop of a choppa!
> zoggin' off already? You little panzies has no sens' uv Komittment.
> Giv' me a pack o' propa boyz and a Nob t'lead us, den we'll show ya how to really get stuck in.
> Glass 'im? 'Ow you supposed to get da blood on yer face like dat?
>>44563712
>>44564034
Suddenly this Deldar becomes the most feared warrior in the webway by taking advice from the ork
>>44564115
This sounds like a great story waiting to happen...
>>44564314
They're Orky and The Delf
Yes, Orky and The Delf
One is a genius
The other's insane.
It's never really clear
Which one you should fear,
They're Orky,
They're Orky and The Delf, Delf, Delf, Delf
Delf, Delf, Delf, Delf
Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.
They're Orky and The Delf
Yes, Orky and The Delf
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their xeno worth
They'll blow up the Earth
They're Orky,
They're Orky and The Delf, Delf, Delf, Delf,
Delf, Delf, Delf, Delf
WAAAAGH!
>>44566590
/thread
>>44566590
>>44562452
>le ebin cuck maymay
>>44566590
>One is a genius
>The other's insane.
But which is which?
>>44569244
It's never really clear,
Which one you should fear!
Never change, /tg/
Never, ever change
>>44563712
This actually happened in my Dark Heresy game. A bunch of D. Eldar had raided this hive world, and we were trying to get revenge on the fucker who did it. So we captured some D. Eldar, and interrogated them. With practically no success. We'd exhausted the entire Liber Excrutiatus and the whole time they were giving us mocking pointers about how to torture them better.
>>44571134
Sensory deprivation.
>>44571019
Go away, reddit.
>>44571162
There's a Blood Gorgon book where a CSM shoots up a Deldar with astartes level painkillers. I had such a raging justice boner at that
