>After weeks of searching through the forest, your party finally meets the fabled Faerie Queen
>She's actually a goblin with a wig
how would your party react?
After failing a perception check, we offer her some goods in exchange for her blessings.
I mean, besides that, does she live up to her reputation?
>>44507906
She makes decent but overrated synthpop, so no.
I think "shrugs internally" about covers it.
>>44507899
She only consumes mayonnaise and sour milk, I hope you have some of those.
>>44507937
We have a flask of walrus oil and scavenged some eggs through the forest. We can make some mayonnaise for sure. What do we get?
After noticing the obvious, play along of course. All the while investigating the circumstances as discreetly as possible. There is obviously more to this than meets the eye.
>>44507957
A copy of her latest album
>>44507878
Needlessly violently.
>>44507994
After a haggle check, our halfling thinks this magickal artefact might be of great worth.
This is not cute, I was promised cute.
I'm not going to voice that, though. If the goblin in a wig can claim they're the Faerie Queen without getting torn to tiny shreds then I'm not going to chance it. I act normally.
>>44507878
>>44507917
>>44507994
I get the feeling there's a reference here I don't know.
>>44507878
but goblins are fae, i dont see the issue.
>>44508216
The faire looks like Grimes, who makes some pretty decent-to-great synth pop.
>>44508216
Grimes has a new album outwhich is fantastic
>>44507878
since sex with an abomination like this is out of question.. kill, maim, burn!
