>>44506773
She's going to fuck everyone there. So advise her to shower when she gets home.

>>44506773
Bring her own coasters.

>>44506773
Use lube before breaking in the back door
>>44506812
>implying he isn't a cum slurping cuck eager for his next serving of bullcream

>>44506893
Sorry.
You're correct of course.

Op, gtfo with your cuckfetish.

Make sure to take care of her son while she is over there

>>44507031
You mean "sons".

Jamal and lil' Tyrone.

Hate to break it to you OP, but most of the fa/tg/uys on /tg/ have never felt the touch of another human being. And those that have a mad that they'll never become a wizard, so asking any of them for advice on something like thing just means that'll all scream 'KEK' like its the funniest god damn thing in the world.

>>44507137
Cmon anon. You know its a bullshit op.

OP here

There is literally nothing wrong with an open relationship. Debbie and I are both happy how we are. She is happy that she can see other men, and why should I not let her be happy?

FTFY

> Palmela and I are both happy how we are.

>>44506773
"learn the rules so you can take your turns without having to ask the DM how to declare an attack roll for the umpteenth time"

Guaranteed to make most people's interest in tabletop gaming shrivel like a salted slug, girl or no.

>>44506773
Find a better game than DnD