New players welcomed. See guidelines.
Will I be remembered or just turn to dust? Centuries will past, I was the watcher, the sinner, the eternal, the instrument. I should have known, immortals what but a test, no future. The wounds heal and time was swept away. My desire, to abandon this imperfect world. Would you laugh and call me naïve? -Sayings of the monastery of silence, pg 26 paragraph 1.
Guidelines:
>trip-codes are a must to prevent cheating and character impersonations.
>The game is played entirely with 1d100's unless otherwise specified.
>There is only one of me, posts take a bit of time. (Be Patient)
>Characters will die, get over it.
>New players:
name, age, description, race. Roll 2d100 for hp and location. You can be anything from a sentient toaster to a wondering samurai grasshopper from the year 5000.
Archive:
>tinyurl / LOSTARCHIVE
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>44504961
Law reporting in!
Messy profile:
Law
260 hp
Justice in person
Ranger, professional Wine addict, Pyromancer
4/10.000 persons killed
Notable kills;
Ragat, fists of thunder
Nera the crawling one
Juan Mendes
Abilities:
+20 City finding
+20 Defending
+30 Medicine Checks
+30 Intimidation
+40 Fire Magic
Inv:
Strange Hellspawntooth
Golem Eye [EPIC] *CURSED*
Bracers of the hidden shield [Epic]
Phoenix Belt [Epic]
Dragon Lamp [Epic] *CURSED*
Bow/Arrow
A lot of Hate
Other Abilities:
x3 Fireswords, +50 attack each
One Time use: +100 to any attack
One Time use: Free boss kill [used]
Companions:
Nanashi, Graveyard demon dog
Shia’ya (Lost)
Rakais (Dead and Lost)
Persons met:
Peebles
Ian
Doctor Mu (dead)
Vince
moose
Freehelm
Brutus
Hermit
Katharina
>act like nothign happened
Brutus
Half-giant
Health: 127
0/1 Medusa
Abilities:
Regeneration (+30 healing self. (autocast))
Animal Whisperer (+30 to animal friendship)
Inventory:
Nagini Ring (Money just seems to appear in your hands when needed)
Mundane Doll (Gift for Medusa)
Companions:
Medusa (Lost)
Rakais (Dead)
Slimey (Dead)
Kitty (Lost)
Nisha (Lost)
Blueberry
Elissa
Aramasu
Players met:
Skeleton Guard
Law
Ash
Hermit
Ladon
Magehater
Mur
Vincent
Katharina
Juan
Brutus awaiting Law's next fuck up.
>>44504961
Trying to place the blame on somebody else here. Rolled a 74.
I give him a strained half-smile. "That certainly was a mistake. *Somebody* must be trying to set me up as a cheater! You seem like a do-er of good. Aid me in my plight!" I stand melodramatically, one hand held high.
Adabel Drylvan of Clan Rajik
Health: 47 Luck: 9
Inventory: Nothing
>>44504988
Lord Bahamut can't believe what just transpired. He comes to the mortal ream and blesses one the favorite champion of the gods. Then just as he is about to leave some nobody throws a metric ton of yarn all over him. Normally he would smite such transgression and make sure no one ever remembered the event. But one, he could kill Katharina, she was favored. And second after granting a boom the scales had to be balanced, it normally took a few centuries. but this, this was the fastest he had ever gone from a blessing to a curse.
"You, mortal I punish thee with my curse."
Bahamut's Curse: Beasts and Monsters do 90% More damage.
Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>44505129
I look at Law "Brutus not sure if man bad or good. He nice to Kat, but mean to Law. Brutus think man weird" I shrug before I start walking again.
>>44505028
You are eyed by everyone on the tavern, but eventually someone speaks up. "He was just sleeping, if he is a cheater, he's the worse one i've ever seen!" Not a compliment, but you'll take it.
Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>44505129
>>44505221
After Bahamut is gone
"How are gods just able to do as they wish? They make world changing decisions on a whim. Favour mortals and watch them slaughter each other for their perverse fun. I ask thee, who need gods? Isn't this world better without them? If no one acts agaisnt them, i will. Seriously, fuck them all."
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>44505221
With all solved, I do a bow to the orc before leaving the tavern.
Outside, I stretch and yawn. "What a wonderful life."
I supply myself with equipment from the local vendors, then hit the road once again.
>Location Roll
>>44505220
>>44505257
"BRUTUS!" You hear as a very fast, and incredibly loud woman runs at you. She has a charged magical hammer. before her hit can connect she trips on a pebble. (if anyone looks at the pebble closely it says "From: Thanatos. To: Law")
She soars over to where Law is and connects what is a vicious blow directly on his chest faceplate. -100hp, (repairs needed.) She gets ups, and rubs her head. "Ow...." You can only look on and shake you own head in disbelief.
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>44505360
"Hello" I wave at the girl. "Brutus think you need watch where you run, do you no fall and hurt people like Law" I give her a thumbs up
Rolled 89 + 30 (1d100 + 30)
>>44505360
"You either fuck off, or say sorry.
If you're an enemy, run. I'm in a terrible mood today."
>Intmidate.
>>44505260
On your time wandering around. You end up near a cave, it feels slightly familiar to you. but you are not sure why, the view is nice but nothing to write home about. The place is a bit barren but does offer an entrance to a dungeon you've heard contains a rather large treasure room.
>>44505424
She pats your helmet/head. "I was aiming for the hunky one." She walks up to Brutus and punches him in the gut. Then hugs him strongly. "How have you been you ball of muscle!"
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>44505555
"Well, you need to lear to aim them."
I start to walk a bit away from them. Let them have their happy reunion.
Sitting down I start to meditate. I try to feel my new body, Steel and yarn shall bend under my will.
>Repair myself with my mind alone.
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>44505427
What do I know of this cave? Are there nearby villages I can run to to learn about what lurks inside?
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>44505555
I hug her back "Brutus do good" I point to law "This Law, he/she/it good friend. Brutus, Law and sister on way to Sunborn Kingdom for wedding. Why Nira such hurry? Nira need careful when run or maybe get hurt."
>>44505579
You have become the master race, your armor is living metal, you can now shape it at will, and your can restore from some of the highest physical attacks. Given enough time that is.
+70 to restoration + 50 tp physical defense.
Rolled 61 (1d100)
Reporting in!
Katharina Cacatoro
Human | Female
City Knight
HP: 216
Luck: 98
Inventory:
Whip of Aenor: Epic Level item, +30 attk to all undead, +10 Charisma when speaking to demons.
Dark Crown of Anubis: +40 control over undead, +20 control over demons.
Holy Armor of Anubis: +50 Protection from all damage, +20 intimidation
Bahamut's protection: Beasts and Monsters do 90% less damage.
Persons met:
Law
Brutus
Ladon
"Law, I think we need to have a talk about how you behave around others, especially gods."
>>44505592
You've read the diary of an ancient warforged. He describes a dwarven hold controlled by powerful sphinxes. But with rooms of treasure so large that the appetite of a million men may not be satisfied within a lifetime.
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>44505739
Impressive, to say the least. If there's any village in the surroundings, I head there, and attempt to raise a little band of fellows to follow me into the dungeon.
>>44505719
"Katharina, I've been in this tower for ages. The gods always cursed me, hated me. There are many emotions I feel when I see a god. And few of them are positive. Don't try to lecture me.
We can consider each other as friends. But in my eyes, you have to earn the right to lecture me. The gods did not give you that."
>Tsundere
>>44505813
"That was...oddly composed of you. Very well." I'll drop that matter. But we're still gonna talk about dragging Brutus off to whatever awful lewd gambling quest thing that I'd heard of. Just not now.
>>44505884
"I was a doll. They dragged me off, why am I always the bad guy? Did you forgot? They gambled me away! Go lecture him!"
>>44505913
"I actually assumed you were behind the awful sounding gambling, I didn't think Brutus would actually be able to gamble. By the way, what on earth was that game?! I heard you two got involved and it sounds abhorrent!"
>>44505947
"Dunno, I was high on some yarn'n'shit."
>>44505637
She looks at you with her eyes narrowed. Suspicious, "Did you say Law?" She remembers something her ship's navigator had said about him:
*He burned down two cities, and has killed at least nine bounty hunters, not to mentioned destroyed at least three bars and stone a pair of underwear.* (see quest number 41, they were talking about law and had confused Birk to be him. )
She says nothing to you of this, "Well I really wanted to make sure you actually made it to the wedding, but if your sister is taking you then its ok."
>>44505793
There is no nearby village, however traveling bands of heroes, marauders, rogues, perverts, pyromaniacs, pirates, zombies....etc pass near the place all the time.
>>44505994
*wave*
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>44505994
I'll try to hit up one of these bands of adventurers. I much prefer to work with folks that are unlikely to stab me in the back when it's about gold.
>Roll is to convince them to join me.
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>44505994
"Even if no sister, Brutus come on own" I say with a proud look my face. "If everyone ready, we go now. Brutus want to eat and drink" before heading of towards the Sunborn Kingdom
>>44506069
"Yes, we should get going. Do you know how long this journey will take?"
I wonder how grandpa is faring...he's been missing for quite awhile.
>>44506056
Three men of.... exotic preference have offered to partner up with you for the duration of your quests. They are rather happy to find employment.
+60 attack + 60 defense +90 charisma
>>44506118
"Brutus think this trip short... or long" I give you smile.
>>44506120
Proper Name: Bartlebum Cacatoro
Human | Male
Retired Wizard, Drunk
HP: 12
Luck: 29
Inventory:
Maps
Journals
Various magical trinkets and doodads
A Fork
Scroll of Greater Summoning
Flying Carpet
Walking Stick
>Sanity check
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>44506158
Too little sanity to roll apparently. Let's try that with a die.
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>44506153
I look to Brutus's sister for a better answer.
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>ROLL!
Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>44506120
Odd fellows I got, but they work finely for me. We'll head down the dungeon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
What do we come across?
>>44506176
An old friend greets you, "my oh my Bartlebum, its been a while. I guess you've heard what your granddaughter has been up to, racking up favors from the gods."
>>44506204
"He's a bit wrong, we can be there in no time by taking a desert Golem, but first we must make our way to the shifting sands, I'd say a day or two of travel."
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>44506734
"Can you tell em about the wedding? What happens, who marries, is there wine and yarn?"
>>44506233
To dungeons deep and caverns old. After traveling a few hundred miles underground, you are rather exhausted but at least the entrance has been found!
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>44506661
"Dammit, don't call me by my n---eh?" Katharina? What's she gonna do with a bunch of gods dropping stuff on her?"
...Y'know I don't remember when the last time I saw her was. Or the last time I saw anyone that wasn't Beatrice.
...Not drunk enough for this.
"What do you mean, racking up favors? And what're you doing here, anyways? Not that I don't mind seeing you, but still."
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>44506782
I have a bad feeling about this. We'll try setting up an ambush using the pillars, while I go down the entrance myself. If there's anything dangerous looking, I'll rush back immediately back to the entrance.
Birk 8HP
Humanoid Fungus Alchemist
Inventory:
Robes
a metal bat
bodyguard warforged
time artifact
The heart +15 self heal every two turns, +20 defense to all
players met:
magehater
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>44506734
"We should start moving out then, I'm sure the wedding will at least have wine for you, Law, and we can find yarn somewhere along the way.
>>44506811
"First." She slaps you across the face. "That was for telling Aladdin, Gigamesh, and Solomon that it would be funny, oh so funny to steal the pegasi from Zeus."
She waves her hands and a spear appears before, her, it has a deathly presence. You can feel all the deaths it has caused. For a moment you think she is going to finish you off. She has half a mind to so.
"This is for Katharina, yo are to deliver it to her, no questions asked."
>>44506948
"I wonder if theres a guy that can teach me new stuff. I feel there are others like me. Or a skilled pyromancer. Not that there are many more skilled than me but...
Or maybe I can stay there, build a new pyromancerguild. My old one got taken over by these dogfaced pieces of shit Anubis zealots, fuck'em!
I'll get them too you know! Everyone who wronged me..."
>>44506856
There is hardly any need for this as when you enter,all you can see is gold as far as the eye can see, the journal was not exaggerating there is more gold here than any one man can ever hope to use.
>>44506878
Roll for your location my old friend.
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>44506969
"Ow!" I rub my face, damn that was a mean hit. "You know, I don't think I deserved that. It was funny!"
I freeze up a bit when that deadly spear shows up. Getting teamkilled probably is the most appropriate way for me to go.
Wait.
"Gae Bolg? For Katharina? Why the hell would you trust me to deliver this after slapping me like that?!"
Three questions. What could go wrong?
"
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>44507035
Hardly any fighting and we're rich already! The wise man, however, spends his money well. With my comrades, I shall try to invest to turn this dungeon into a hotel. I'll hire adventurers to explore it in it's entirety, the land's most renowned architects to remodel it, and the cutests folks to work, once it's finished.
Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>44507065
OK, please be gentle.
>>44506761
*law has a slap mark indented on his helmet*
>>44506948
>>44507008
Everyone reaches the edge of a desert known as the shifting sands. There is a nearby city, perhaps a golem can be rented there?
>>44507144
Alright, sorry Brutus, but this bitch is +1 on my shitlist.
"Wow, a desert. What the fuck do we do now? Do your gods pay for your travel expenses?"
Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>44507173
"Brutus pay. Brutus many money" I give you a thumbs up
>>44507144
I head towards the nearby city in search of a golem
>>44507216
follow.
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>44507173
I'm sure we can find something. "We're looking for desert golems, how small could they be?"
>>44507216
I should make sure Brutus doesn't get himself hurt.
>>44507081
"I want to stab you right now, so badly. But if i do you will bleed out and then I have to do the delivery. She is heading to the Sun Born kingdom and I do not go there."
>>44507125
<Intruder detected>
>>Commencing hostilities!
400hp +80 attack
>>44507133
you wake up in an old forgotten dungeon. It smell like sulfur and decomposing bodies.
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>44507257
I smirk and take the spear. "Whatever you say, honey. Take care, maybe look for some clothes on your next trip over." Time for me to hobble out of here.
...Where was I again?
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>44507216
>>44507233
"Can't you just ask another god for a quick little teleportation or some shit? Like Janus or so?"
>C'mon Janus, spare us trouble.
Rolled 80 + 60 (1d100 + 60)
>>44507257
"Shit! Fuck!" I commit myself and my bodyguards to the battle. I try to duck under its swing and answer with a slash of my blade against his leg.
>Roll is for defense. How does the counter attack work, anyways? Do I add a second roll or roll next round?
>>44507319
"Yes, one roll for defense, then one for attack.
>>44507312
"The gods do not just appear whenever I ask for a favor! I've not once directly asked for a god to appear."
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>44507277
I try to find the nearest exit while being as stealthy as I can.
Rolled 18 + 60 (1d100 + 60)
>>44507334
Here's the attack, then.
>>44507319
You can make 2 rolls in one post, so dice+2d100
>>44507216
>>44507233
>>44507231
Its been five days since you got to the city, since then you managed to set fire to orphanage full of vapire children. Kidnap a royl pigglet, steal the crown jewels of the ishnu kingdom, piss of the local clergy, create a demand for Centaur Girl Quest, get Katharina ashamed of even hearing the word 'centaur', sabotage an official raid on a local gambling club, create a demand for 'yarning' And get yourselves arrested...
The judge before you is not very pleased. She just finished reading the charges against you.
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>44507442
"I'm innocent!"
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>44507442
"Sorry, Brutus no remember. But Brutus no bad man, probably only accident. Law and Kat no bad either, so please let go?" I flash her a smile looking about as innocent as a roided bodybuilder with kitty eyes
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>44507442
Oh, oh dear. I don't even know how to process all of this. So much...how did all of this happen?
"But...I...what..."
>>44507505
"You get five months on the mines."
>>44507541
"Two months on the shipping Barges"
>>44507554
"Since you helped to arrest about half a dozen criminals and put out the fires these two set I'm letting you go, but I am watching you."
Any appeals are to be voiced now.
>>44507356
There are bones everywhere, the place has a rather hostile atmosphere you feel the exit to be near. +40 roll for exit.
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>44507639
"No thank you. Brutus no time. Brutus need get wedding and sister waiting, so Brutus leave now. Law and Kat need come too, so they leave with Brutus" I give her a thumbs up and attempt to leave
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>44507639
I shape my body into that of a beautiful young man.
"Can't we," I saunter towards her. "make an... arrengement? Five months in the mine? I'm not build for that, sweetie. I'm build for... different things."
>Seduce her.
Rolled 41 + 40 (1d100 + 40)
>>44507652
I proceed to search for an exit.
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>44507687
Brutus, no!
>>44507714
Law, no!
"I don't mean to impose on your authority, ma'am, but my friend is right, we have obligations that we cannot avoid, is there any way you could alter or delay their sentences?"
>>44507361
>>44507319
Your defense is impeccable, you've matched his attack perfectly. And then managed to counter with the help of your bodyguards.
><Target locked>
272hp +80 attk
Rolled 47, 41 + 60 = 148 (2d100 + 60)
>>44507737
"Come on, we have practiced this!" I shout to my bodyguards. I try to avoid his next attack with a backflip, getting into position to launch my special coordinated "Five Thousand Needles of Fiery Death" technique alongside my dearest comrades.
>First roll defense
>Second Roll Attack
>>44507687
Neira pinches in between her eyes to relieve the pressure that has been building up, she can feel a migraine coming. For the moment she ignores the brute, he is too dumb to even understand what is going on.
>>44507714
This one though... "Ten months in the deepest pit of the mines."
>>44507729
"I'm going to give you once chance to word their defense before I lose what little patience I have left."
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>44507844
Seeing as no one is stopping me, I take this as the judge giving her permission. I walk off and stop to tell Kat and Law to hurry up before continuing on my way
>whisper to katahrina
"Better make it count. I'm not going to prison. I'll burn my way out of here if necessary.
>>44507720
You manage to find your way to better grounds, this is actually a nice plain. Green grass and sunlight.
>>44507788
Somehow you manage, despite your antics to actually defend and inflict some damage.
226hp +120 attack
><Adapting tactics>
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>44507844
I nod. "Thank you very much, ma'am."
Now, for the hard part.
>>44507910
"Law, no! Why is that even your name?!"
"These two are...a horrible handful, and can be very dangerous, however, they are good people, I have seen it in both of them, and their hearts can be in the right place."
Well. At least Brutus's can be.
"If they weren't, their awful mischief would have been a full fledged attack, and they'd likely still be at loose. While I don't think they deserve complete forgiveness, I need their help to complete my own quest, without them, I'd be completely lost. Please, grant them the smallest amount of leniency for now. If I must, I will take some of the burden of their punishments as well."
Rolled 4, 64 + 60 = 128 (2d100 + 60)
>>44507920
"Quickly! The shield!" Three of us stand in a line, legs braced to deflect the attack with our martial arts. A fourth leaps above us as we take the attack, to strike at the overextended machine.
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>44507920
I search for some interesting alchemistic components.
>>44507971
"I want them out of my city, I never EVER want to have to see their faces. " She looks on as Brutus just rips off a door and walks out before she made her verdict final.
"And leash the brute..."
>>44508100
"Thanks dude."
Saunter towards Brutus. I turn around at the door and give her a final glare.
Welp, I want to look around in the city some more. I feel theres something i need to do!
So, i want to look around in the city some more.
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>44508100
"I cannot thank you enough. May the gods forever smile on you and your city." For a second I wonder if I've been blessed enough to make that actually happen before dismissing it as silly.
Now, where will I find anything strong enough to leash Brutus?
"Let's get going, everybody. We still have a golem to find."
>>44507996
Your defense is not enough this time. The machine rips your heart out. Your bodyguards enraged attack the machine mercilessly and destroy it but they are too late to save you. At least you die surrounded by mountains of gold. you wonder if this is the fate of those that seek this place.
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>44508100
>>44508166
I take in all the sights in town while looking for a golem
>>44508155
"Only for long enough to find that golem, we can't afford to let you two burn down anymore villages!"
I can't believe I defended these two fiends. I already know I'll have nightmares of that accursed Quest.
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>44508188
>>44508166
I want to find a pyromancer who can show me a trick or two!
yeah and a golem.
>>44508223
Nightmare quest returns tomorrow at 4pm EST. Tune back in to find out how things end up for the gang.
