>he weighs under 300lbs
>he wants to play a paladin
>>44496669
>>44496688
>He posts threads with a single line of greentext
>enemies can open doors
>shills SU for free
>spergs out at anything he considers to be anime
>a "feminist"
>NPCs have rights and take offense at PC actions
Fucking hell. I didn't come here to watch you play fucking make believe by yourself, faggot.
>>44496669
>he railroads you by attaching consequences to your actions
Why does this faggot not get the fact that some people just want to burn down orphanages? It's what my character would do, after all
>Tries to force plot on you
Just let me kill shit you fucks.
>>44498626
It's quite funny you mention that currently dming and one of my players back story is he burnt down an orphanage. ...
>>44496669
>Tells me can't steal other PCs stuff with my absurdly high stealth check.
It's just a game you retards.
>he wont give you magic items in return for access to your sweet boypussy
>he doesn't wear a fedora
>>44496669
>He doesn't allow to play as a mage in VTM
>He doesn't allow vampirized werewolves in WTA
>He gives you penalties for welding a katana and a deagle at the same time
>skeleton boss
>"I've got a bone to pick with you!"
>He force feeds you viagra then rapes you in his basement again
>>44496669
>he uses pounds
>>44496669
He has the players roll for stats.
>>44498831
But that doesn't make sense. Viagra is fed to the one on the giving end, not on the receiving end.
And if you're not on receiving end, it's not rape.
>>44498192
>enemies are doorsmimics
>>44496669
>he weighs over 200lbs
>>44499520
If a three hundred pound ham planet ties you up, force feeds you viagra, and uses you as a dildo, I think that's rape mato
>>44499555
>womyn can rape
GG please go
>>44499555
Nah, just don't see that happening.
I mean, if she's anything under 6'6" with that kind of weight I'd sooner get heart attack before getting it up for her.
And if she's taller than that... can't rape the willing, you know.
>>44500019
You know the point of the viagra is so you get hard no matter what, right.
>>44500061
And the point of fat chicks is to make me anything but.
>>44500094
>Iaaa! Im being ramped, but its still turning me on!
>How could this happen! i would never be aroused by a fat person!
>Im coming! Im coming form being raped by a ham planet!
>>44500094
It doesn't matter, you'd still be hard from the viagra regardless of how fat she is. Or he is. Or whatever else is happening.
