How would your party kill this?
>>44463879
lasguns on overcharge, man
I summon the gazebo
Cross the streams.
>>44463879
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick.
Swords and abusing the Wish spell
>>44463879
The same way they try to kill anything: Stand there and hit it until one side dies.
>>44463879
FINGER OF DEATH!
>>44464074
immune obviously
>>44463879
Lots and lots of Krak Grenades
>>44463879
Buff the Barbarian to the gills so he's Colossal and immune to most conditions
Then, grab the popcorn, and start playing assorted music from numerous Mecha movies and series. Track one is the Pacific Rim theme, crits automatically get Shining Finger theme.
>>44463879
Continously drain its willpower and then unleash the Khornate on its ass?
Fuck it to death
>>44463879
With fire, obviously.
>>44463879
The only way we know how: Fields up, knives out and guns blazing.
For most games, a giant monster that is minutes away from ending the world is the final boss you hope you never have to fight.
But for Eva pilots, this is Tuesday.
>>44463879
We're in Rogue Trader, so vast quantities of orbital firepower, and if that doesn't work pay someone else to do it.
>>44463879
In any grounded/above average quality story telling environment, honestly, you can't defeat it.
If your party is so bad they couldn't avoid this outcome you deserve what has come your way, if you were put in this bullshit situation by a terrible storyteller, bullshit your way out of it without engaging in combat, this includes for example.
A)Escaping through a dimensional rift to a mirror universe that diverts from yours at this very point in time, and therefore is outside the entities dominion.
B) Accepting faith and creating your own secluded reality within the confinement of the entity you are part of now.
C)Immunity, fuck it, because of some Deus Ex Machina your entire party is unaffected by the entities influence.
Either way the world around you is done for.
Make it part of the world, then wait.
>>44463879
The wizard would cast wish.
>>44463879
Wait for Griffith to kill it
>>44463879
now in color! well, one color.
Are you saying horrors like that should not be included in storytelling? In this situation I would have my players find a way to send it back where it came from while it destroys the countryside.
>>44463879
They eat it
>>44463879
In one game we gained a favor from Huitzilopochtli we might call a few favours.
By using a Gravitational Beam Emitter.
>>44463879
Vril force and nukes have worked so far.
>>44463879
>be level 26 wizard
>gate in a level 52 hekatonkheires
>100 greatsword attacks per round each with a +73 to hit and 2d6+20 damage at a 17-20 crit
>teleport the fuck out and KEK as the creature and my group dies to MUH MAJICS
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Hecatoncheires
>>44463879
Orbital bombardment.
>>44463879
Heightened Plane Shift. Let Orcus deal with it.
>>44467800
i dont see how a level 26 wizard ca summon a level 52 monster.
>>44469696
>Ultimate Horror
>Can still be banished thank FUCK
>But it's so 'heavy' we can barely force it to move more than a plane away at best
>Have to throw it downstairs real fast and dirty
>Listen for days to the distant screams if you press your ear to the earth
>Wait patiently
>Hear the fucker get boomed off to some Other Worse Place by Asmodeus or maybe Demogorgon who cares, just keep scrubbing the scry trail clean so they can't trace it back to us
>>44463879
Charge it with an oversized weapon until everything fades into dark and the trailer ends
A mix of hitting it real hard and our gadget guy finding a way to zap it into the Phantom Zone or whatever.
We're a superhero team; while that sort of enemy is certainly pretty intimidating and a high-level threat to us, a giant city-wrecking monster is hardly completely out of our power range at this point.
>>44470493
>It's the end of the game, all seems lost
>But wait, we have one chance to totally fuck with the narrative under a limited condition
>We have to recut the entire GAME and all its dialogue to piece together a plausible short trailer that instead recasts the game as one of hope and victory! We could totally fade to black and bullshit our way past this!
>QUICK, ONE OF YOU SAY SOMETHING WITTY YET DESPAIRING SO I CAN CUT IT IN, YOU, ELF, GO PRESS YOUR HAND ON THE WINDOW AND STARE AT THE HORROR FOR A PERFECT PAN SHOT, I DON'T CARE IF IT MAKES YOUR EYES BLEED
>>44463879
roll to disbelieve
>>44463879
The way our game is going I ask it nicely if it would let me get to safety (with my backstory this could work) and let it go about it's job.
Explosions?
>>44471119
Very good.
>>44463879
My rangerstrikes up a conversation and gives it a hug. We then let them move into our mansion in Ravnica.
We juice up the party pyromaniac on the harvested memories of the dead until she can go supernova an-
Wait, shit, we already DID that and we're out of sufficiently crazy motherfuckers.
>>44463879
Take the Ki Blocking manacles off of the Technician, point her at it, and say "It stole your shiny."Daimah Techies, man. Fucking terrifying.
ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!!!!!!
>>44464044
I misread that as Welsh spell. Does it involve sheep and long, unpronounceable town names?
>>44471371
I figured that'd be thebard'sjob
>>44471371
>Ravnica
>Mansion
>Ranger diplomancer
Is your DM...you know, special? Ride the short bus? Or did you suck them off under the table to have this much bullshit happen?
Or maybe I'm just falling for one of the infamous 'shit that never happened' stories people inexplicably post.
If so, fuck, I guess you baited me.
We'd destroy it with the power offriendship.
>>44467800
Don't forget that it could also summon another Hecatoncheires.
>>44463879
ghost-eating technique takes care of that, easily.
>>44463879
Same way we killed the last cosmic horror.
Torture the nascant diety we have trapped in an inter-dimensional pain cage until it unleashes a gamma ray burst, and then focus it, and direct the resulting beam of reality searing nuclear hellfire at whatever needs to die with no questions asked.
Turns out that when you get right down to it, most all creatures, eldritch or otherwise, have a weakness to obliteration of the local reality around them.
>>44463879
Don't know. We don't plan, we just sort of hurl ourselves bodily at the problem until it fixes itself. Hasn't failed us yet, so let's start with that.
Face the danger head on, of course.
>>44463879
Full attack action.
>>44464177
>Track one is the Pacific Rim theme, crits automatically get Shining Finger theme.
10/10, would adventure with.
>>44463879
I dedicate the world to a hundred other equally powerful entities and allow them to battle it out for the winner. Then banish him while he recovers.
>AdEva
The same way we deal with most angels. A metric fuckload of turrets.
>>44463879
If it's Shiva then we simply summon Ganesha to blow him the fuck out. Our monk's pulled some favors.
>>44475868
Necessary question.
How did you trap the LAST deity?
>>44463879
>Shiva.
He's the Bard's grandmother. Why would we want to kill him?
>>44463879
The mailman.
/thread
>>44463879
I've got more Attacks of Opportunity than that thing and a bigger threatened area, plus my attacks can hit incorporeal creatures.
>>44463879
Barium charges...lots of them.
A serious punch.
>>44463879
Cast Summon Bigger Fish.
>>44463879
YOU'RE BIG
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE BIG GUTS
RIP AND TEAR
>>44463879
Run screaming to every Consilium who would hear them, warning them of the threat, trying to cobble together a small army of Willworkers who would help them enact a ludicrously large ritual to banish the abomination from the world.
>>44463879
>How would your party kill this?
Our necromancer chants The Mirrored Soul Curse and uses himself and the whole party as sacrifices.In effect their souls are warped and travel back in time. Posses their younger selfs granting them knowledge of Shiva and the time he would appear..
Character sheet check: Character age
For every year of their new life under the mirrored soul curse they roll a 20 sided die.Whoever rolls a 1 goes mad from the mirrored soul in his body.
Madness is added to this character and he rolls on the madness table.Once a madness is rolled for The Mirrored Soul Curse is lifted.
A character who did not go mad must roll for the curse until his death.
Depending on the characters they will each have to roll up to a different age to become ready to adventure again.Characters personal stories must be checked for limiters.When all party members are of an age that can go on adventures they all gather up.They all know one another already and have a new quest.To find how to stop Shiva.
>>44463879
Call in Pun-Pun.
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>>44464177
>Barbarian's size causes his limbs to be too heavy to move on his own.
>Requires a team of wizards to control each limb individually
>They make sure to color code themselves so everyone knows who's moving what.
>>44463879
FAB'ed into the oblivion
>>44463879
With kindness.
>>44478566
What's that?
>>44481116
It's a single fist-based strike from an adult male.
>>44463879
with magic missiles
Throwing one of my mimics at it.
I swear, I cant even stat them up more, they just throw them at the enemies!
>>44463879
Our perfect circle of Solars plus a Lunar with Behemoth charms and a Sidereal martial artist?
With style. lots and lots of style.
>>44463879
OP why are you asking a stupid question. You use the Cock.
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Hijacking "how would" thread
How would your party get a goal past Scott Sterling?
I hit it with my axe.
>>44463879
Copious amounts of explosives. We'd still die of SAN loss, but it would be worth it.
>>44466413
>He can't see the higher-dimensional colors
>>44475591
not if he summoned it
>can not summon another while "summoned"
>>44470302
that's the best part, he didnt
>gate op
