No thread for weird roleplaying stories? Let's change that
>play FATE with people over IRC
>every is magicl girls protecting against monsters
>get to protect 2 kids in a penthouse
>decide to make food
>think of either chicken or pancakes
>decide to do both
>time stopping bitch (who is totally not homura) feels very strongly opposed to chicken and pancakes together
>wants to throw them out of the window
>threatens to shoot the pancakes
>everyone else goes wtf IC and OOC
>not!homu snaps and puts a gun to her head, threatening to kill herself if those two foods are placed together
>rest of the group stop her, have her safety off gun fly out of the window
>she stops angrily off after grabbing her other gun back from the 2 young kids she gave it to earlier
>next 2 hours is one half talking to her, which contains lots of crying, people blaming themself for no reason and not!homu being an unreasonable bitch
>other half plays vidya with the 2 kids
This was the most overblown reaction I have ever seen. Over fucking chicken and pancakes. The player said he wanted to show how strongly he felt about it.
So how does /tg/ feel about chicken and pancakes?
Launch That Guy into the sun, imo.
No one should have to put up with someone throwing a shitfit over FOOD in an elfgame.
>>44412520
>Blatant Homura ripoff
>Hissy fit over nothing
>Derails the game for hours
Yeah, have you ever considered not gaming with this person? Are they a Southern black man mad about not getting chicken and waffles?
I lack Chicken+Pancake PTSD tales
And I also know having drama is good for Fate games, but God damn, dude. This person needs medical attention
>>44412520
I've never had chicken and pancakes, but chicken and waffles are delicious together so it would probably be something similar.
>>44413008
Worse, a brit. Those people have no food culture and get mad at just having 2 dishes. It was insane.
ITT: Things that never happened
>>44413560
britbong here and whilst our food culture is shit, no-one sane would get mad over such a menial thing.
>>44414005
Judging by him always playing bitchy dykes, he probably isn't sane. He's good at making unlikeable characters.
The retarded part is that another guy decided his character will have a breakdown aswell for the session. Next session will be amazing.
>>44413560
>>44414005
>>44414206
As a representative of the council of Britbongia, I can only apologize, but we do not permit exiled remtards back inside our borders.
Have you ever thought of FedEx-ing the remtard in question to Canada?
>>44414323
I'm sorry, we played via IRC. He is still in your country. I recommend activating MI6 and national emergency.
>>44414323
A most splendid notion, But wait! we forgot the mandatory hear hear's and Punch and Judy politics to see who is the biggest of plebians!
