The ashes not yet cold, the games soon to start. Abandoned in a prison, escape bird the serpent lies upon the path. One knight of red, one serendipitous tongue, two cursed warriors, a band of pirates, and one man of steel by heart. The church moves, the time comes for the child, broken glass and dead whispers. Desolation and devastation, why? you wild animal break the chains. - Sayings of the monastery of silence, pg 13 paragraph 3.
Guidelines:
>trip-codes are a must to prevent cheating and character impersonations.
>The game is played entirely with 1d100's unless otherwise specified.
>There is only one of me, posts take a bit of time. (Be Patient)
>Characters will die, get over it.
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>tinyurl / LOSTARCHIVE
Law reporting in!
Messy profile:
Law
110 hp
Human/Catgirldoll | originally male/ now female
Ranger, professional Wine addict, Pyromancer
2/10.000 persons killed
Notable kills;
Ragat, fists of thunder
Nera the crawling one
Abilities:
+20 City finding
+30 Medicine Checks
+40 Fire Magic
Inv:
Strange Hellspawntooth
Golem Eye [EPIC] *CURSED*
Bracers of the hidden shield [Epic]
Phoenix Belt [Epic]
Dragon Lamp [Epic] *CURSED*
Bow/Arrow
A lot of Hate
Other Abilities:
x3 Fireswords, +50 attack each
One Time use: +100 to any attack
One Time use: Free boss kill [used]
Companions:
Shia’ya (Lost)
Rakais (Dead and Lost)
Persons met:
Peebles
Ian
Doctor Mu (dead)
Vince
moose
Freehelm
Brutus
Hermit
Katharina
>Reporting in!
Brutus reporting in
Brutus
Half-giant
Health: 27
0/1 Medusa
Abilities:
Regeneration (+30 healing self. (autocast))
Animal Whisperer (+30 to animal friendship)
Inventory:
Nagini Ring (Money just seems to appear in your hands when needed)
Mundane Doll (Gift for Medusa)
Companions:
Medusa (Lost)
Rakais (Dead)
Slimey (Dead)
Kitty (Lost)
Nisha (Lost)
Blueberry
Elissa
Aramasu
Players met:
Skeleton Guard
Law
Ash
Hermit
Ladon
Magehater
Mur
Vincent
Katharina
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>44409567
>Wake up and look for Brutus
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>Wake up and yawn while looking around
>>44409532
Name: Juan Carlos Allende
Gender: Male
Race: Spic, human
Health: 10 Luck: 80
Inventory:
- 2x gangsta Revolvers
Gangsta motherfuckers met:
-Catboi aka Vincent
Companions:
Armored Skeletons.
I had tried to teach my skeleton some dancing moves. Rolled a 95.
It's high time I continued with the mission I was tasked by the... feathered man, or was it a woman?
I return to the main room, scanning the inn for Lucy the Barmaid. "Yo," I say once I have seen her. "Had a real trip back in my room. You know, I need some... *directions*." I lean in. "You know a nigga called Brutus?"
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>44409675
>>44409603
"Hello dolly" You wake up inside a cage held by a strange man. It does not seem to be an idea situation. You can barely remember something about centaurs, blackjack, Blue betting big, you being placed for a bet, and lots of yarn.
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>44409723
"What the fuck man? What happened? A doll should not be placed in a cage. Let me free!
>Pwease?
>>44409624
You wake up near a known place for scums and villains. This place is where one makes illegal bets, gets drunk and sells friends. Its also where one can find the best strawberries around.
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>44409758
I scratch my head "How Brutus get here? Where Law? Blueberry know where Law go?"
>>44409675
"Oh yeah I know him, he nearly drinks and eats the whole place when he passes by." She looks around and grabs you by the arm then leads you a secluded place of the inn.
"listen, I owe him a bit a favor, he was looking for Dimensional objects, I know its not much but go the cat's cradle and tell the owner: Lovers number 9. she will help you and Brutus."
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>44409848
"Cat's cradle? Shit, I don't got no good experiences with cats." Biding Lucy farewell, I take my skeleton and get out.
"Yo, homie, can you talk?" I ask the skeleton as we both walk in middle of the streets. I head towards the Cat's Cradle, if it is a known place that I could have knowledge of during my stay here.
>>44409755
"Well if you behave... I suppose its ok, but remember you are my property now." The man lets you out of the cage, but seems intent in treating you like property.
>>44409783
Blue pops out of Brutus' mouth. "huh? Strawberries.... AH LAW, oh no... i forgot to fix the game, eh Brutus I think we bet Law off to someone."
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>44409912
>Look around
"Tell me please, what happened?"
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>44409912
"Brutus bet Law? Brutus lose Law? Brutus make big mistake! How Brutus get Law back?" I get the look of thinking really hard and suddenly slam my fist into my hand as if getting an idea and exclaim "Brutus bet again. But Brutus bet strength. Brutus never lose strength" with a big smile. I look at the ring on my finger "Ring please show Brutus where find Law?"
>>44409883
The skeleton takes out a guitar, "I will have you know that my music is found all over the world."
>>44409927
"Bit of misfortune really, there we were playing a game of blind man's centaur girl quest, and the fae with a predilection for strawberries was losing, so she hedged her bets and decided to up the ante by betting a sentient doll in exchange for my dimensional key."
The man chuckles, "But as any mediocre player knows, my blond centaurs were too lewd, there was no way she was going to win."
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>44409979
"So, what do you want with a sentient doll? It's kinda useless. Just get a girlfriend. Also i'm a horrible alcoholic and terrible friend. You surely don't want me around."
Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>44409979
I let out a loud laugh. "That's excellent, colega. You and I are making the greatest hit of the century, homie."
Lets look around for the Cat's Cradle. Is it in town, or do we need to travel outside the city to do so?
>>44409968
"Subject, Law is 700 meters away master, due north."
>>44410018
"You aren't for me, I plan to sell you to some sorcerer or wizard or ogre or whomever pays for you."
>>44410077
"Nah hombre, esta here in town. I know the way, hey how about we call the band, 'Calaveras 13' " Your skeleton leads you to a rather run down part of town, the entrance to the cat's cradle are a set of stairs leading down.
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>44410167
I yell out "Law no worry, Brutus coming!" and I start sprinting towards the north at full force while keeping track with the ring.
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>44410167
"That's a fine name, hombre!" I say. Upon reaching the Cradle, I inspect down the stairs. "Hermano, can you fight? How tough are you? You got skills or not?" If his answer is that he *can* fight, I'll have him take the lead down there, while I walk behind. If not, then I shall go ahead first.
>>44410218
"I've gotten my fair share of scrapes, but lets said I've died before." He takes the rear. "Also the owner scares me to death."
Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>44410257
I go first then. My hands on my hips as I swagger down the stairs. "Yo. Anyone here, homies?" I call out.
>>44410200
Running at full speed not really looking, just trying to keep in line with where the ring tells you to go, well. That was wound to cause some issues. You ended up smashing into the man whom you had lost Law to, and managed to break every bone in his body on impact. the man flew to a nearby wall and made a rather less than abstract piece of art with his entrails. Congratulations, once again you managed it. On the man's corpse, or rather his scattered remains you notice something glinting.
>>44410322
"What up Brutus? Stoked to see you."
>>44410279
You seen an impossibly large creature before you, its shape seems to disappear and reappear at the edges. "I am going to unzip your skin and wear you like a little coat."
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>44410347
"Law" I exclaim happily and run over hand hug you, and with some tears in my eyes I say "Brutus so sorry. Brutus lose you. Brutus never make mistake again" when I suddenly realize I just smashed the shit out of someone
>>44410322
I run over to the guy that I just painted the wall with (or his scattered body parts) "Brutus very sorry for what Brutus do. Brutus need find Law so Brutus no pay attention while run". As I look down I spot the brooch on the ground and say "What Brutus find?" as I pick it up.
>>44410438
"Well, it happened. Don't worry about it. Let's just find the monestary and Shia'ya. Ready when you are. But i have a weird feeling...."
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>44410411
"Lucy you fucking bitch!" I call out in frustration. I whip out the two pistols with impressive agility of an experienced gangster. "Corre, tio, corre!" I shout to the skeleton. We both attempt to make a run up the stairs.
>>44410438
>>44410477
pcicking up the brooch it activates, you both find yourselves standing among gravestones, a large creature is circling your, its intent is clear.
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>44410538
"Dude."
>look at the thing
"Hello, my name is Law, friend to the Fool's Idol. I am on a quest and i wish not to be disturbed by the likes of you."
Rolled 89 + 30 (1d100 + 30)
>>44410477
I stare up at he large creature "Look, Brutus find cute doggie. Law give Brutus dog once, so Brutus give dog to Law" and give you a thumbs up
>>44410538
I yell out with a thunderous voice "Doggie listen to Brutus. Doggie sit!"
>>44410489
No dice, Zlex grabs you both, intent on utterly ripping your flesh and wearing it himself as a fashionable cloak. "Zlex, put them down." The demonic creature does as told. But keeps an eye on you both. A young woman with a disinterested look on her face pops out of a nearby wall and sits down on a chair that just appeared.
"Zlex help out and churn the soup." The Creature changes its shape to resemble a cat. And goes on to his chores. "Lucy sent you eh? What for?"
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>44410620
With my heart nearly jumping out of my chest in fear, I take a deep breath to settle myself down. "She sent a message for you. You the owner, right? She be saying 'Lovers Number 9'. What's that, anyways?"
>>44410584
The guardian of the Mausoleum sits like a sheepdog being commanded. Obedient to the last hair. Its entirely under Brutus' command.
Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>44410671
"Aight, that outta the way."
>Look for loot lol
"So, Brutus any plans?"
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>44410692
"Law say want find cathedral? Brutus know way. Law follow Brutus"
>>44410671
I walk over and pet the leg of the large creature and tell him "You listen to Law now. Law nice doll" and flash him a big smile, before heading towards the direction of (where I think) the cathedral is.
>>44410744
*Shrug*
>follow
"What's your name?" I look at the guardian.
>>44410659
"I see, very well but this ends our arrangement. Tell her that. You can have the map but as per custom your fortune will be read." she hands you a strange orb.
Roll for fortune
>>44410744
"Yes" The guardian says. Your way to the cathedral takes you near a dilapidated town, the people have seen better days. Even the dogs on the streets have but a day left, their bones show thru.
>>44410768
"I am no name, vengeance for the dead was my command."
>>44411322
"No name? I see, well then how about I call you Nanashi? That means Nameless in language long forgotten."
>Jump on Brutus shoulder.
>Play with fire
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>44411322
Am I afortunado?
"That Zlex nigga scared the shit outta me. Why you got to welcome people with him, huh?"
Roll is for fortune.
Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>44411322
I sing a song while walking through the town "Brutus is strongest man, he crush enemies with one hand. Brutus is smartest man, Brutus always have good plan" I turn to law on my shoulder "Brutus no like this place. Everyone look sad and Brutus no smell food. Brutus want leave"
Rolled 34 + 20 (1d100 + 20)
>>44411415
"Eyup. Let me guide us to a town, and we can start our way from there., maybe stock up on yarn?"
>Find a city
>>44411399
"Zlex has reasons, mainly a mage hater. At any rate your fortune is up. Heed the card. And now out of my shop."
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>44411473
"Why so feisty, huh?" I ask her in a way of saying farewell. I stop reaching the stairways. "Yo, you know a nigga called Brutus?"
>>44411364
"Acceptable." The beast responds.
>>44411415
>>44411446
Blue pops out of Brutus' mouth, "Yarn addiction is a terrible thing." She is eating strawberries, and wipes her face with Brutus' tongue. At some point this must register for Brutus but due to her magic he barely feels it.
Floating high up you find a wondrous city. Nagini vibrates. "The cathedral is close."
>>44411512
At the mention of the name Zlex goes back to his monstrous form. "your skull will make a fine flask!" He slashes for your head. roll higher than 40 for survival.
>>44411559
"Says the weird ass fairy living in a mouth, eating strawberries all the time. Shut up!
Now that's beautiful."
>look around
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>44411559
I look at Law on my shoulder before saying "Look, Law. Brutus see this place before. Cathedral no very far. Brutus lead way" before suddenly stopping and scratching my head "How Brutus get up? Brutus try jump?" I bend my knees and squat down deeply and with all my force I extend and jump towards the city.
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>44411603
"Chill bro, chill!" I yell, my hands raises above my head as I throw myself to the ground in an attempt to dodge.
>>44411629
A figure stands before you. "hello" She taps you on the chest. Before you can look down you feel your spine and hear explode out, leaving a hole on your back.
>>44411637
Zlex gets held by ribbons of light, "I highly suggest to leave now, while you still can." Says the witch.
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>44411800
"What the fuck? Brutus, dude, you okay?
What is that all about girl?"
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>44411800
"Not cool!" I say, while I rush upstairs to safety. "Not cool at all!" I still shout.
Once I have arrived, I look to my new homie. "Shit, why does mentioning this nigga Brutus always gets people behaving weird-ly? You know him, skeletor?"
Rolled 93 + 30 (1d100 + 30)
>>44411800
I fall to the ground in extreme pain and with troubled breathing. I feel the cold embrace of death nearing. My regeneration is working at full force, but I have never suffered an injury like this before. It can't end like this, right? We were getting so close. I refuse to let this be the end "No, no, no. Brutus will live. Brutus is strongest man. Brutus will find Medusa. Brutus will help Law. Brutus will not die!"
>>44411849
"Yeah, shadow thunder clan, extremely dangerous, some said he once got decapitated and strangle the person who cut off his head, then proceeded to attack his head back."
>>44411830
>>44411893
Your wounds heal extremely fast, its as if you had merely been punched. Aria gives no indication of stopping here, She kicks you while you are down, your spine snaps in seven places, your ribs dig into your internal organs. your new heart explodes in your chest. This will take a while.
She walks up to Law. "I am not my sister," Her hand raised.
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d100 + 5)
>>44412110
"Uguu~ nee-chaaaan you won't hurt us riiiight? You're just such a pretty lady, blood and death is really ugly desu~. ^.^
Oh my, what beautiful eyes you have! SUGOOOI! And your hair is so silky and smooth... can I touch it? You can touch me too~
>BE REALLY CUTE
Rolled 59 + 30 (1d100 + 30)
>>44412110
As my wounds keep healing, I crawl towards her and grab her leg "Brutus no allow you touch Law"
>>44412167
She lifts her other leg puts it on your head and proceeds to slowly crush your skull. With her sword she stabs Law, not that it really does much, being a doll and all.
Rolled 51, 4, 86 + 40 = 181 (3d100 + 40)
>>44412197
>Firesword her. Each attack plus 50
"STOP HURTING MY FRIEND!"
Rolled 15 + 30 (1d100 + 30)
>>44412197
"You hurt, Law, now Brutus hurt you" I attempt to grab her leg and break it
>>44412223
"Brutus, Fuck off. I'll deal with her. Let's meet at the monestary! Remember, you wanted to help me. You can't do that dead.
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>44412110
"Bro, then you know how we can get to him? Should we ask around?" I ask Skeletor. WIthout awaiting for an answer, I rush to the closest inn or tavern "These bitch ass niggas always know everything." I mumble.
Roll to seek information.
>>44412223
One of the swords lasted longer than the others, but honestly could such an attack really hurt a captain? Brutus' attempt was laughed off, well more like smirked off. Aria speaks little.
Aria, looks at law, and chops off an arm, it really does not have the desired effect, she may as well use a paid of scissors, its not like you can't have it sewn back on.
>>44412259
"You have a dimensional map, lets see." your skeleton holds it for a bit, and points out the location of Brutus. "That was easy."
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>44412316
"Dayum, this is some cranky ass bullshit." I look up to the direction. "Just stay tight, nigga." Me and my skeleton rush to the Brutus.
>>44412316
"What do you want?"
>>44412343
What seems like a stout man stop you on your way, he asks for directions to the nearest tavern, he is throwing a party with hookers and lots of beer to celebrate his divorce. And has invited you.
>>44412346
"Sleep"
Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>44412425
"Shit, bitches?!" Visibly straining myself, I shake my head. "Another time, lil' guy. I gotta find a nigga, or otherwise I'm done for."
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>44412425
"So then do it. What's the problem? If you can't try a lot of wine. It helps. Yarn sometimes too. Please let's not fight."
>>44412461
Sir Porkington bids you adieu, and continues on his way to the nearest tavern. After some wandering, you manage to find Brutus and Law, there also seems to be a neatly dressed maiden completely dominating them at the moment.
Rolled 42 + 30 (1d100 + 30)
>>44412425
As my skull is regenerating, I turn towards Law "Law must run, Lady too strong. Brutus try hold lady back" as I grab her leg once again and grip her with all my might.
>>44412467
>>44412536
"Why do you keep me awake?" She stop crushing Brutus' skull and grabs him by the neck, completely ignoring Law.
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>44412536
>>44412425
"Owner of the eye, heed to my call, i wish to make a pact. Well another one i guess...
I ready to pay a high price for the safety of myself and my friend Brutus., Please hear me."
>I kneel down and ask the golem for help.
My goddess dead, my friends escaped and dead.My life is forfeit. I jsut want to secure their safety and see Shia'ya again.
I'll pay any price i have to.
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>44412612
"Lady want sleep? Why lady hurt Brutus and Law if lady want sleep? Brutus and Law nice, Brutus and Law not wake lady" I stop struggling because it seems futile anyway. "Brutus and Law not stop lady from sleep"
>>44412681
"Bother me when its actually important." A voice says.
>>44412683
"Too close to citadel. Can't sleep." She crushes your neck. and walks towards Law. She was no real powers outside of her armor and enormous strength, so she is unsure how to destroy a doll.
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>44412753
"Hey girl, listen. I'm an indestructible - *cough* sorry - doll You can't kill me. How about this, we find my real body and when i'm in my real body, we'll fight. The outcome does not matter to me. But my human body sure is fragile.
What do you say?
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>44412753
No choice, I only have this left, I think as I look at the ring while feeling my neck bonding together again. I manage to squeeze out with a hoarse voice "Brother or sister hear my call, this is my darkest hour. I am in need of your strength, come forth and show the might of the Shadow Thunder Clan!"
>>44412832
She cuts you into small squares of your doll self, did this kill you? She is not sure but as long as she cares its enough for her job...
>>44412854
But he HAD to speak, why won't they let her sleep. she threw her sword at Brutus, impaling him to the ground. Now to walk over and pummel him until he was mince meat.
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>44412902
"FUCK YOU! I'll swear i'll haunt you, i'll follow you to the darkest corners of the earth. You want to sleep? Try to sleep when a ghost pisses on you. I'll scream into your ear 'till you bleed and the insomnia drives you to madness, you fucking bitch!
Just go away!"
>Curse her
she mustn't kill Brutus!
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>44412902
No one? No one wishes to come to my aid? I look towards Law or rather, the pieces of Law. This is all my fault. If I at the very least could have saved Law. Who is that yelling? I turn my head towards, Law. He's alive! I pull the sword out of my chest and run while towards the scattered pieces of Law, picking up as many as I can before trying to sprint away.
>>44412983
that threat is actually pretty scary to her, she really wants to sleep. spend 10,000 years awake and will do anything to sleep. Besides the citadel has moved out of range. she stops on her tracks and disappears on a cloud of mist.
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>44413075
>>44413064
"Brutus... I can't go on like this. There's no way i can save Shia'ya like this. I feel like a child who plays with the older kids...
We need power, raw unfathomable power.
You can sew,, yes?"
>Meditate
maybe theres something that can help us obtain power? Maybe something will guide us.
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>44413160
I pick up all the pieces of Law "Law okay? Brutus sorry. Brutus not strongest man. Brutus weakest man. Brutus not able do anything" I say while looking sad. "Brutus need stronger. Much stronger"
>You can sew,, yes?"
"Brutus not know. But Brutus have doll here. Law use as new body, yes?" I put the doll besides you
>>44413075
I think deeply about how me and Law can get stronger
Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>44413204
"He, don't worry. At least i can count on you.
Well, it's worth a shot i guess."
>Transfer soul into new body.
>>44413160
>>44413204
>>44413231
Quest closed tonight possibly on tomorrow.
