>be Tau
>muh superior firepower
>muh discipline
>get outsmarted by ORKZ
LMAO Tau on suicide watch
most useless race in the galaxy
Orkz da biggest 'n da strongest
>>44332466
I think the infection in your "teef" have gotten to whatever brain you greenskins have.
All the more to make purging your filth easy.
>Codex wars
Wake me when it's time for war
>be tau
>drop rifle and scream like a sissy girl as soon as somebody comes within 10 feet of me
>get battlesuit
>still get shit wrecked by meganobz
>>44332500
Why does that suit have a sword. Isn't Melee only for barbarians?
>>44332527
>Implying we'll ever let you get in that close.
>>44332556
Farsight don't care. Farsight doesn't give a care. If it has green skin, and isn't a Kroot, it dies.
>>44332556
He's a rebel and it's a fancy magic sword or some shit.
>>44332500
War of Dakka best day of my life
lmao at being rused by fucking Orks
the same Orks even Imperial Guard wins against sometimes
>>44332592
>those exposed ankles
>Be Necrontyr
>Outsmarted once
>Never Again
>>44332466
>be human
>die
>>44332923
You're doing it wrong
>Be human
>Try to die, or die trying
>The Commissar shoots you for not dying heroically enough
>The administratum sends in another human
>>44332592
I like Tau designs, even if they are aesthetically at odds with 40k. But goddamn the Stormsurge looks buttfuck retarded. It's a fucking self-parody of new 40k unit designs at this point.
>>44332904
>be Assholetep
>outsmarted once by Tau
>set up Orks against Tau, in a way that'll make the Tau look stupid as hell to the entire galaxy
>also, entire Eastern Fringe devoid of life
Got nothing to add to the thread
I just like this gif.
>>44333592
I want to see flayed ones tear them apart.
So how did the orkz outsmart the tau? I don't read the books, but I love lore.
>be an Incubus
>outsmarted or not, win or lose, it doesn't matter so long as I left it all out on the field and made it back in one piece
>so many ways to enjoy myself between fights in the dark city
>Tau have big titty blue space waifus
>Orkz are tailgating fratboys with bad British accents
Yeah, not seeing much in the way of Ork supremacy here.
>>44336175
Tau don't have that.
Orks know the single greatest joy conceivable at all times.
>>44336222
>Tau don't have that.
>not knowing about the Water Caste
Pleb.
>>44335646
>imblyign mercenary Dark Eldar elite killer similar to black football player ment--
OH SHIT niqqa,
You have something there.
Quick, when was the lastime Africa got a Codex?
>>44332466
You don't get out smart by Orks, you get out number by orks
>>44336288
>headcanon
Yeah, okay.
>Orks are always killing things
Khorn
>Orks find great pleasure in killing things
Slaanesh
>Orks constantly regenerate wounds and stay alive in cases which they should have died
Nurgle
>Orks are always fighting for which ork gets to be da boss
Tzeentch
>>44336288
>the Water Casteold men playing at running the world
>>44333420
I think it was purposely done to show how retarded Tau are.
The book where it first appears, one is killed when it's shield fails and rocks fall into the compartment and kill them.
>>44336613
....fuck, man.
Orks are life.
>>44336613
Stormboyz always go back to Gork and Mork.
