Why the Centaur?
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Let's talk about how certain creature cultures might work.
Actually, let's just talk about about centaur culture could work.
Actually, I just want to know how they can function as intelligent, sentient semi-humanoid people if they can't even bend over to pick things up off the ground. Let's face it, with a shunted upright spine like theirs, there is no way they have the flexibility to avoid snapping their spine in half to try and touch the ground.
>"Alright, Billy, now be careful with your christmas present, you wouldn't want to dr- "
>"OWP WELL THERE IT GOES, GONE FOREVER, GOOD ONE FUCKWIT, THAT COST FIFTY DOLLARS"#QuestionsWithNoAnswers
Centaurs work better as fey creatures. The logistics of their physical bodies cease to be a problem because fey opperate under their own rules.
>>44291281
There's the idea I remember that was suggested that their torso is as flexible as a horse's neck to facilitate the bending over.
>>44291281
>Actually, I just want to know how they can function as intelligent, sentient semi-humanoid people if they can't even bend over to pick things up off the ground
They can.
>But anon how
They bend over to grab stuff
>But their spines
THEY BEND OVER TO GRAB STUFF
>SPINES
THEY JUST DO IT NO ONE CARES EXCEPT YOU
>>44291501
This, tbqh me familia
>>44291281
they invented grabbing sticks early on in their civilization's history.
it has since become a national sport. grabbing things at full gallop.
sure
>>44291281
They kneel first.
They can kneel on their front feet. Horses do it all the time.
>>44291595
>>44291616
/thread
>>44291519
This t b h.
>face it, with a shunted upright spine like theirs, there is no way they have the flexibility to avoid snapping their spine in half to try and touch the ground
That's just not true.
>>44291595
>>44291616
Don't even need to neel, picrelated.
>>44291281
No flexibility problems here.
Magic spines. Because let's admit it, there has to be some kind of magic involved to make sure these things survive being infants and all the weird horse/human hormones running around through the body.
>>44292111
That's absolutely freaky, Jesus Christ.
>Wanting a big, floppy horse pussy when you could have a tight, virginal snake cloaca
Because the sidhe are dicks.
>>44291281
Someone post the screencap about the nuances of centaur ass-wiping.
>>44291281
nice pasta
>>44292799
No wiping necessary because horse asshole.
>>44291587
>it has since become a national sport. grabbing things at full gallop.
tent pegging?
