My brothers in arms!
It is time once again for us to gather for our yearly meeting to discuss what threats there are to the land, how they shall be dealt with, and of course the boasting of the maidens you have rescued whilst on your adventure!
- from the desk of Ser Gabriel the Eternal. Golem Knight.
>>44290608
I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT KNIGHTS AND YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT ARMOR
THAT'S IT MINIONS ATTACK!
>>44291854
Someone let robes in again.
Shoo robes.
Shoo.
>>44291962
Hello Pimp Knight. Glad you could make it. I am sure you have many tales to tell of you wenches. Or what do you call them in you lands? 'Bitches?' is it?
What ever the case, welcome!
Verdant knight reporting for duty
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>>44292186
Welcome Verdant Knight and Giant Knight!
Giant Knight, have had a special chamber built in the meeting hall. Try not to step on the others.
Mystic Knight here to partake of the free food
Knight of ancient Brittania reporting.
Glorious knight of the cold north.
Knight of Slaanesh reporting in.
>>44292480
>>44292524
>>44292577
>>44292599
>>44292632
So good to see you all!
Please, share stories of your exploits of the year.
Forge Knight here, who the fuck let Hose Knight into my Keep? If I find out who did I'll roast their balls, and I mean that literally.
The pentinent knight roams the lands, silently seeking retribution for the crimes of the past.
>>44292766
Savage, yet Noble Knight reporting for duty.
>>44292663
Rape, murder, arson and rape, my brother. The second "rape" refers to corn. I have begun growing the most excellent fields. You see, the peasants are incapable of creating the perfect symmetry required. In August alone I trimmed 806,765 individual cornstalks to within half of a quarter of an eights of a merchant's measure of each other. Truly, rape is the most delightful of hobbies.
-Knight of Slaanesh
>>44292879
Never change, Slaanesh Knight.
The once glorious slave of death, who only wishes to maintain what humanity he still has.
The spear maiden of Borim, ever holding dark invaders at bay, with steel or magic.
The errant knight, long ago having lost his home and purpose.
Arnsson the pikemaster, simple in mind, undefeated in battle.
Mystic Knight accidentally summoned a horde of demons with his magic, luckily i killed or subjugated most of the demons before they got out into the town, the ones that got away well i hunted them down later.
Erik the younger, the last born of his royal line, fraught with genetic issues from inbreeding, he none the less dons the armor of his people when it comes under threat.
The Suave Landsknecht
Though many others in his position would care only for money, valor, and women, he cares only for FASHION
Jackson the Free, travels the land destroying monarchs and royalty, in an effort to free peasants the world over, for better or worse.
Celo the glorious. Though technically a knight, he or she protects his people with an immense knowledge of magic. None have ever tested his might and lived to tell the tale.
Sir Dursias, the Daft!
What ho good sir knights!
My latest adventures have taken me to a most vile cave of giant spiders, took me days to escape!
Say, my face has been itching for a while and it has gotten dreadfully dark, do I look alright?
Sir Guyat de Willelmi the Pilgrim, Lord of Derbyshire, reporting for service m'ilord.
>>44293345
You fine
But uh
might want to see Undead Knight about skin care.
Guilliam, of the order of the gilded thorn. Expert in quickly dispatching armored enemies, famous for their rampant theft of the wealth left from their wealthy rivals.
>>44293488
Woopsy!
>>44293488
Not this cunt again.
You took all the women that rightfully belonged to me as loot from that battle, and left me the men. I don't respond well to cheeky slights upon my character.
This is a rather sensitive matter, but how do you fellows deal with chafing in certain..."regions".
>>44293607
Glad you asked friend! I've devised a stylish way to both show off to the maidens, AND protect one's nethers!
>>44293607
Tell the alchemist in the next town you visit that you need help cooking some gravy. I'll hook you up with some helpful stuff.
Death knights reporting in. Don't worry, we're not evil.
>>44293688
I'll be watching you, scum.
>>44293745
Won't you always? It's nice to know that someone's watching my back.
I forget my self,
I am Ser Gabriel, the Golem Knight. Created by the Master of the Forge to bring justice for all eternity!
My most recent victory was over the terrible Rust Monsters of the East!
I also recently wedded an elven princess! It was a grand time!
>>44293745
Now, now, Ser Knight! The Death Knights serve a vital purpose! Who shall bring the proper Judgement unto the foulest of necromancers, with out the aid of these gloomy knights?
Aye fellow brother in undeath, we bring justice and light, even beyond the light.
Sir Durante di Laconi reporting for duty. How long is this going to take? I have an orgy atop of a twenty foot wide pizza to attend to.
>>44293815
Thank you, Gabriel. In the telling of our victories, I should say that the Death Knights have struck a blow against the necromancers of the Valscrag mountains, in toppling one of their foul towers. It cost good knights, but their many lives shall be remembered.
>>44293842
Oh, we're not undead. Just in a complicated area, that's all.
>>44293851
Something tells me it is a pizza with far too much in the way of sausage.
>>44293851
These meetings are very important Ser Laconi! So we can log into the Great Book whom is still with us, and whom has fallen in the line of duty.
>>44293808
Frog Knight here, point me to the enemy!
*Sir Tatarus the drunk enters the room*
Hello brothers, sorry I'm late but the ales wait for no man.
>>44290608
*squeak**squeak*
>>44294203
"wELL IF IT ISNT A MAOUS WEARING ARMOUR,QUITE THE SHOW!"
>>44294203
Aw, so glad you could make it Mouse Knight.
Therese some cheese in the kitchen for you.
A carriage broke down on Rape Street again.
You'll never guess what happened.
>>44294203
You are adorable. But we need your aid against a foul rapscallion.
*BARK**BARK*
>>44294376
"Wait we're giving the ,mouse a mission?"
>>44294390
"And the dog shows up, its likr redwall up in here!"
>>44294376
*curious sniffles*
>>44294426
"Lord help thee!"
*Drinks another reds apple ale*
Kelli, Knight of the Fea, reporting for duty!
>>44294424
*grrrrrr*
"Come my animalistic allies, we must slay that spider horde that ruined our friends face!"
>>44294507
*righteous animal noises"
*Arrives at spider lair Sir Dursias had raided days earlier*
>my helmet when I see someone in robes
>>44294577
"I cast my Stein at them"
*regrets decision to throw beer stein immediately*
Who "DEUS VULT" here?
>>44294577
Wait for me fellow companions! I will show them the might of my lance!
>>44294624
"We await your fleet footed arrival brother!"
*Hit by spider web ball, spits out mouthful of beer upon charging spider*
Did someone say they saw one of those caster nerds?
>>44295095
we chased them off. They weren't very intimidating.
HELLO BROTHERS
WHO ELSE AMONG US HAS SERVED UNDER HIS MAJESTY REMAN CYRODIIL?
ELVES ARE TERRIBLE AND SHOULD BE POKED WITH SWORDS
>>44294616
Do not mind me my brothers, I am but a humble man, Harry le Roy.
>>44295117
Well curses. I always miss the fun.
>>44295222
we could always hunt them down and break their legs.
So, are you a knight by birth, or did you earn your knighthood in battle?
>>44295337
Or suplex them, the grandest signs of disrespect.
>>44296056
Knighted after the great battle for thy mother's womb and bosum.
I'm simply a knight, nameless, and lost. A fallen, broken creature. Forgotten by time, remembered for nothing. I died for the sake of others who'll never know of me or my deeds.Vanished fighting under a foreign sun in a foreign land filled with strange, unfamiliar persons. I bid you farewell fellow knights, I am lost to time, but I have no regrets.
>>44294616
Deus Vult.
>>44296954
Do not worry, sir knight. We shall never forget you, and the death knights shall hold your name high. Perhaps you shall join us in your next life.
Apologies for mine tardiness. Mine Lordship hadst me cleave his peasantry in twain, for they didst bethink they had the right to eat his grain, simply by virtue of growing it. The nerve.
>>44297057
Nay, to do so would mean the abandonment of my fallen brethren. Their souls come first and foremost, anything else would be dishonorable.
