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Trump: The Game General
Its the best game it knows
It's real. The absolute madman.
>>44279431
How does it play?
>>44279582
You insult your opponent's hairpiece until it falls off
Also first one to roll doubles get to fuck Ivanka
>>44279603
Trump would be very interested in playing this game.
>>44279582
I can tell you, but first I need to verify if you are Mexican and/or Muslim.
>It's not whether you win or lose, but whether you win
kek
>>44279582
From the BGG
>In Trump: the Game players compete in two parts. In the first part, players circle the board, feeding money into the eight available properties, then bidding on those properties (not being able to see how much the property is worth) and collecting Trump cards :). When all the properties are gone, the negotiation phase begins. Players use their Trump cards to buy and sell properties, some cards award huge payoffs for specific sets. After each player has passed their turn, the property values are revealed, and the player with the most money wins (usually in the $400-$600M range).
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/1824/trump-game
Apparently it got a new edition in 2004
>>44279622
Ding ding ding! We have our winner! Enjoy your free Ivanka
>>44279644
That actually sounds pretty fun. What's the playtime? I'd imagine it's quite short.
>>44279622
>>44279633
>>44279644
>>44279655
Jesus Christ, I think Ivanka wants all the dick
>>44279655
90mins according to BGG
>>44279644
It kinda sounds like a sped up version of Monopoly, which surprises me because I always kinda figured it was impossible to fix Monopoly without making it into something completely different.
>>44279667
Huh. I'm sure it can be done in 40-60. I'd play it. Wonder if TTS has a mod
>>44279667
The the Trump board game! Now with 100% more Trump than the next leading competitor, as seen in this photo with Trump doing his patented Trump Bump(tm) atop his most luxurious gold-plated Trump Stump(tm). Buy it today and you to can hump a Trump!
>>44279603
It's actually not a hairpiece. He let some chick come up on stage and pull his hair last week. The absolute madman.
The problem today is that games aren't great any more. Players want to play great games but our borders and ports are like a highway for cheap foreign addictive card games and violent miniatures. My game is nothing like that, my game is awesome! I took all the good things about games, and I will make damn sure no one ever changes them. We need a national registry of casual gamers, and we need to make sure they cannot just enter the country
>>44279812
CAN'T STUMP TRUMP
Se will build a wall to pol/ and we're gonna make them pay for it.
>>44279582
All players split into teams, the red team and the blue team.
Each team then randomly selects a protest candidate and allocates one player the winner card. The winner card never goes to the protest candidate.
All players then takes it in turns trying to go around the board as fast as possible to score points while triggering random events that can alter their points or even cause them to lose the winner card.
The protest candidate gets to roll more dice for his movement, but the other players can use their own movement to slow him down.
The more progress the protest candidate makes, the harder it is for the ordinary players to gain points.
At the end of the game the two players with winner cards win their team. Whichever teams protest candidate scored the most points loses.
>>44279734
wait really holy shit
>>44280646
>what is adhesive
>>44280677
What is a comb over.
>>44280646
Yeah, it was at a rally like two days ago. Apparently he does wear it in a really elaborate combover for that distinctive look, but it takes forever to do.
>>44279582
These days? It's great, it's sort of like playing Munchhausen, except every time you win a round you get to kick Jeb Bush right in the guacabowle.
>>44279662
guess who is posting in this thread
>>44281317
wow
where did this happen?
>>44281353
Judging by the nation flag and poster ID, it must be a board whose userbase can't be trusted not to shitpost, so I'd guess /pol/:
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/55666477/#55666666
>>44281353
I just found it on /int
>>44281317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU_Jdts5rL0
This is gonna be an amazing election year.
>>44280646
why does everyone think its a rug?
if trump wanted to wear a toupee, he could afford a much better one than that.
>>44283764
I figured that he kept the same old fake hair for the same reason that he meticulously combs it into that shape (or has someone do it for him at least). It's distinctive. "Trump hair" is immediately recognizable as a part of him, and personal branding can be a pretty big advantage in business and politics.
>>44279644
>player with the most money wins
Not the one that goes bankrupt several times?
>>44281691
Why, it's quite simple really.
If Trump's name is on the ballot then the Republicans lose the election.
And probably the next one after that just to be sure.
>>44283986
I imagine there's a mechanic that allows you to turn a profit by allowing the property you're managing to go bankrupt, rather than you personally going bankrupt.
