Hey /tg/
This was a fun thread until it went to the shitter with Magic Realm.
So lets do it again.
Rules are, anything (besides hardcore Magic Realm. A little wink wink here and there is fine, just don't go over board.) goes so long as it does not contradict a previous post.
I'll be here to keep track of things and break up any arguments that break out between posters about lore.
The kingdom is a giant dessertThat is not a typo.
>>44254857
A cherry desert and the cherry is blood.
>>44254869
Period blood from cherry tree wood nymphs.
>>44254899
It gets extra bloody when the orcs come once a year and slaughter hundreds of them with falchions biting into their soft flesh over and over leaving jagged wounds and cries for mercy as the blood leaks like syrup over the forest floor.
>>44254899
No Magic Realm.
>>44255142
Who said it was?
>>44255208
Me, The Organizer.
>>44255286
The kingdom is populated solely by racist machines who have replaced the previous inhabitants with very crude machine look a likes
>>44255286
>>44254869
The only war in the land of food is the food war and war is always hungry for more dead.
In this kingdom, if you lick something, you claim it as yours.
>>44254708
>>44255344
But there is a small rebellion of wood elves scattered about the mint forests that work with spriggans to destroy the robo-nazis
>>44258819
I dont want to own a couple dozen dicks
>>44258895
Nigga u gay
