Stop murdering children in your game
Don't worry m8, all the child murder is either in backstory or an implied side effect of genociding a space station.
It's not mu fault if those elves were considered children
What if my game has children doing the murdering?
I can't contain my group of edgy, in-your-face, yify, preteen murderhobos. I'm only one cross-dressing gender queer wolf-kin!
>>44217100
NO!
Child murders are the only thing besides gold that motivate the party into action
I killed a total 14 childre in my last game with a 6 year old werewolf girl, then forced the party to fight her
truthfully, she was actually 56 years old and cursed beyond simple lycanthropy. she was going to try and convince one of the PCs to let her sleep in their tent cuz monsters where she would have slit their throats. BUT the Paladin decided to detect evil. and she pinged as bright as a devil.
She got away this time, but she will be back on the next full moon to claim the PC that got bitten.
>http://fairfieldproject.wikidot.com/i-hate-my-job
Tell that to my players.
but most of my child killing has been incidental from destroying several square miles in a massive apocalyptic spell that makes it rain fire or from blowing up a town/planet
NEVER
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE
>>44217410
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
When GMs stop making them obnoxious, all-powerful, lolis, or all three, I'll consider it.
But in the meantime, SMITE AND CLEAVE!
>>44217100
That was justifiable homicide and you know it!
>>44217100
Tell them to stop running into crossfire; fuck 'leading' you don't even have to aim at the dumbasses 90% of the time.
>>44217100
What about outside of the game?
Is that still cool?
>>44217100
But OP, I'm just the DM. It's my players who keep taking the "murdering children" bait that I present to them.
And then I get to call their characters horrible people forever.
>>44217100
I'll consider a truce when the children, and things that look like children, stop trying to murder us.
I swear to god, it was self-defense!
>>44219239
>Psionics.
>Bullet Time antics.
>Lolis.
>Fast and furious combat.
This game had so much going for it. Why did the other two have to suck so hard? Even today I crib on the game whenever I want to mix psionics with a military setting. It did the concept so damn well.
>>44219461
Because they were made for consoles.
At least the expansion packs for the first one were good.
The only child killing in my game is killing being committed by children.
>>44217100
that kid had it coming and you know it
>>44217100
Something about the dollar sign ring and tattoo just makes this hilarious to me. As if we must be informed that the evil, murderous demon-clown is also straight gangsta.
>>44217100
Hey, that orphanage attacked first, man.It attacked my heart.
>>44217903
Yea, absolutely.
I haven't killed any children, but I spit in a kid's eye once.Another PC ended up having to marry her so he could take advantage of her latent psychic powers for the good of his house.
SOMEONE HAS LEFT THE ORPHANAGE UNGUARDED!BIG MISTAKE.
>>44217100
BUT IT MAKES FOR A GOOD STORY!!!
>>44219877
He turns his hand to the side while killing kids, making him the straight up biggest dick G
>>44217100
It was one time!
My character was drunk, tired, and a little upset that the brat's clan had killed her family just because they deemed them "heretics"
After burning down the kid's town, the now dead inside wizard spends her days drinking in a random tavern waiting to die.or for the group's party to find and recruit her, whatever comes first.
>>44221271
>arming 4-6 year old children
They wouldn't have had much longer to live anyway I guess. Damn those Jedi are dumb.
>>44221967
If the force wills it, they won't turn the sabers on and accidentally impale themselves! Coruscant social services are perfectly fine!
>>44217100
>>44222044
Its how they learn saber safety.
"Oh shit! Timmy just turned the saber one while staring down the barrel!"
"I guess the other 50 of us shouldn't do that."
"Now we know!"
>>44223012
Now I understand why there were so few force-sensitive people in the universe even before the Jedi purge.
>>44220192
>>44221238
"who's gonna stop me?! Their parents?!"
>>44223027
If they weren't sensitive enough to know the shit would kill them they weren't worth it in the first place. Also it promotes general badass sword play through natural talent rather than rigorous training so now the masters got time for meditating and shit.
>>44223039
>so now the masters got time for meditating and shit.
This made me laugh. And laugh. And laugh.
>>44217100
Fuck you, I'll kill as many childes as I want! Fucking undead scum
>>44217903
>>44223030
>>44217100
Fuck you, make me.
>>44223268
Roll initiative, punk.
>>44217100
but i don't.
>>44223303
You murder their HAPPINESS!!!
>>44217100
No. Women, Children, Trans, Religious and all other sorts are fair game too.
SJW's fail to realize that Death, Ruin and Horror don't discriminate.
>>44223675
Idiots fail to realize that Death, Ruin and Horror are not all there is to a game.
>>44223688
Dumbasses imply that's all anyone does in a game.
Shit!
>>44217100
But I'm not a weirdo who has to murder kids in games to feel alive.
>>44223675
SJWs literally do not pay attention to traditional games. Just because someone has a moral compass does not make them an SJW. Why can't you be normal?
>>44217100
Stop throwing children soldier against us that fight till the bitter end and that aren't afraid of going all allah ackbar on us then, Dave.
>>44223712
Then don't do that.
>>44224706
>SJWs literally do not pay attention to traditional games
>Theros
>>44217100
If it has hitpoints, it can be killed.
>>44224706
Are you implying that we should be applying morality to things that literally exist only in the moment of an improvised narrative?
>>44224839
I'm not hearing a denial.
>>44221271
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE YOUNGLINGS ARE EVIL
>>44217100
b-but muh pagan killing and heretic burning
>>44225140
>not indoctrinating the younglings to the church
>not using the expendable heathen children to hunt down heathens as child soldiers loaded full of cute and explosives
Stay pleb.
>>44217100
I recently rqn a v20 MtAs game set in Afghanistan, boy were my players unprepared for the kiddie suicide bombers and street gangs.
>>44217365
>she was actually 56 years old and cursed beyond simple lycanthropy
Lame. Way to pull your narrative punches.
>>44217100
>mfw my dm always somehow manages to trick me into killing children
>mfw sometimes I just end up doing it on accident anyways
Collateral Damage anon, collateral damage
It is not my fault there were children in that space station.
Or on the planet I dropped it in.
>>44217100
Hey, is that Thorpe Park?
>>44217100
Make me.
