so we dont have to make a thread for every damn character
I don't think you understand stat me threads.
The people who make them don't actually care about the character's stats. They just want to talk about the character on /tg/ instead of on wherever you're supposed to talk about the character or the show/video game/movie/book/comic/webcomic/commercial/cereal box they're from.
>>44214099
>cereal box
I'm tempted to post a "stat me" thread some day with a cereal box character now.
>>44216034
Wouldn't be the first time.
>>44214029
+4 to mic skills
Stat me, /tg/.
Stat me
>>44216250
Okay, how the hell does pricing and paying for stuff work with her (them)? Does she need two concert tickets? Two drivers licenses? Pay two college tuitions? Get two pay checks? I want answers here.
>>44214029
That looks less like Hitler and more like a guy who looks unfortunately similar to Hitler. Like he's gone his whole life with people saying 'Dude, you look a lot like Hitler' and 'Why do you grow your mustache out like that when you already look so much like Hitler?' and then the end of the world rolled around and he was just quietly grateful.
>>44216250
+2 head.
Did they ever reveal how dating worked for them? Is it a package deal? Or do you and the head you're not dating pretend each other don't exist?
>>44216288
They got a driver's license twice.
>>44216301
The head you're not dating hates your guts and shit talks you during sex
It's double date night and you both want to get lucky
The head you're dating doesn't have control of the body and the other head hates you
>>44216301
Better question, when you bang her (them?), does only one feel it or both?
>>44216360
Actually, each head controls the side of the body it's on. They have to coordinate to do anything together. I bet they always win three legged races though.
>>44214029
3/10 hitlers
7/10 howards
>>44216384
Nice.
It's the middle of the night you're cuddling, you grabbed the wrong boob...
>>44216411
Well, they also have a hard time falling asleep as well, so be ready for a double dosage of morning bitch.
>>44216384
>Actually, each head controls the side of the body it's on. They have to coordinate to do anything together.
How would they even function without the two of them dating the same guy?
Does the (un?)lucky guy count as scoring a threesome?
>>44216644
It's a threesome if they both go down on you.
If you have sex, there is only one vagina.
Unless one of them likes anal.
>>44216300
>that guy doesn't look like Hitler
>he looks like a guy who looks like Hitler
Well, I guess I get what you mean. Fucking stupid, though.
>>44216746
I guess they don't feel or taste what the other has on their side of the body?
Strange.
Just earlier I was thinking "they need a stat me general"
thanks OP
>>44216764
Would you have felt better if I said he had a passing similarity rather than looked identical?
stat my enemy /tg/ in Rogue TraderOr Halo: Mythic if you know that system well enough; I can't figure out Mythic modifiers and how to scale them
STAT ME, OR BE FOREVER LOST TO TIME
>>44216301
Wasn't there a video going around of these girls giving someone a blowjob?
>turning stat-me threads into generals
When will the general cancer end?
>>44218981
I wonder if it'll end as soon as you stop coming to /tg/
stat me
>>44218891
>dies to Sleeper in a single pass, 15sec
Like, 5HP?Genuinely surprised to see that from someone who isn't me; I ran a campaign where he would be the BBEG. It kinda whiffed, tho
>>44214099
That wasn't always so. stat me threads used to be about brainstorming ways to most accurately stat a character whether it be Link from LoZ, Billy Mays, Robert Taft, etc.
>>44218963
Photoshop's a hell of a drug
>>44216250
They should find this guy and hook up with him.
http://i.imgur.com/ucRxIdw.jpg
>>44221508
They only have one vagina between them.Not that I'm disagreeing.
>>44221508
>implying she'd want a ducking anteater dick
Goyim, please.
>>44216288
See, two-headed societies must be strange and wondrous places, and would probably make a neat fantasy location.
>>44223003
>>44223016
the heavy cockney accent was the first thing I remembered as well.
>"we're ready master - I'M NOT READY."
>>44214029
Looks like a pissed-off Charlie Chaplin to me. Just needs the jaunty bowler and we're good to go.
>>44214099
At this point it's not even that. It's just in-board shitposting.
>>44214029
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (–1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3–8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6–8 HD (Large); 9–15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —
>>44223470
>Charisma: 10
Stat me.
>>44223520
>Agility 10
>Dexterity -1
>>44214029
This thread is large pack of Owlbears
>>44214029
>ctrl+f Anne Frank
>no result
son i am disappoint
am i the only one who noticed that totally-not-hitler's wife is totally-not-anne-frank?
>>44216250
>>44214029
Chaotic evil human bard (demagogue) 7
Strength 10
Dexterity 10
Constitution 11
Intelligence 14
Wisdom 8
Charisma 18
Leadership, Improved Initiative, Improved Iron Will, Iron Will, Skill Focus (Perform (oratory))
Bluff +13, Craft (books) +11, Diplomacy +13, Knowledge (geography) +7, Knowledge (history) +7, Knowledge (nobility) +7, Knowledge (local) +7, Intimidate +13, Perception +9, Perform (oratory) +16, Profession (chancellor) +9, Sense Motive +9
Stat me /tg/
stat me , jack!
>>44225789
"what about "full of shit"? is that a stat?"
>>44216250
Is this real?
>>44225036
you're forgetting he was decent painter
and that he served as a frontline soldier in WW1, physicals should be (slightly) above averagealso half-jew, not human
>>44226416
yeah, (somewhat) famous Siamese twins
>>44216288
Tickets I'd say they only pay once, since they only take up as much room as one person (only the one butt and all).
>>44218963
There was a while back, saw a gif but never got sauce
>>44225036
>Chaotic Evil
Shouldn't he be Lawful Evil? Nazism was pretty heavy on the totalitarianism.
>>44214029
Obsession: The redemption of Germany and the German people.
Passions
Rage Stimulus: Humiliation. He cannot stand being humiliated or seeing his country humiliated.
Fear Stimulus: (Helplessness) Being unable to fight. Humiliation is one thing. Complete and total defeat is another.
Noble Stimulus: Animals. Adolf cannot stand to see beasts and birds harmed. He's even a vegetarian.
Stats:
Body: 55 (War Toughened)
Speed: 44 (Long Marcher)
Mind: 66 (Sharp as a Knife)
Soul: 99 (Mouthpiece of the Master Race)
Skills:
Body Skills: General Athletics 30%, Struggle 25%
Speed Skills: Dodge 40%, Driving 15%, Initiative 30%, Firearms 30%
Mind Skills: General Education 50%, Notice 60%, Conceal 40%, Writing 30%, Multi-tasking 50%, Keep It Together 60%
Soul Skills; Charm 80%, Lying 85%, Magick: Eastern Cryptomancy 80%, Magick: Western Cryptomancy 85%, Magick: Personamancy 60%, Avatar: The Denagogue 99%
Adolf's unique channel allows him to use his other avatar channels on a actively listening crowd of people as if they were a single target, at a -1% shift for every 100 people in the the crowd in excess of a 100 (200 people are a -1% 1100 are a -10% shift)
Madness Meter
Violence: 7 Hardened 2 Failed
Unnatural: 3 Hardened 3 Failed
Helplessness: 0 Hardened 4 Failed
Isolation: 1 Hardened 0 Failed
Self: 3 Hardened 3 Failed
Possessions:
All the material benefits of ruling the Third Reich.
Adolf has memorised the following rituals:
Poison Ward
Snowblinding
Back Monkey
Harmonious Alignment
Spellbreaker
Adolf also possess a Major Artifact, the Spear of Destiny.
Spear of Destiny (Major)
A worn and notched spear, it's tip is permanently stained crimson. By reciting the ritual incantation and fatal piercing another living human, it gives a +10 shift to all spells for 33 days
>>44226807
Keep It Together:
Wrapping his brain around two different version of Cryptomancy and the walking identity crisis that is Personamancy has left Adolf rather strained, not to mention keeping out of taboo for the Demagogue. Basically he's mind is held together with string and spit at this point, but he's no rookie duke. He's been climbing the celestial ladder for a good while and has perfected the skill required to walk among the normals. He doesn't come across as very well adjusted, but with his Keep It Together skill, he can hide the boiling sea of occult contradiction from anyone who gets too close.
Whenever Adolf engages in conversation with two or less people (three's a crowd, after all) he must roll on this skill Failure means they catch a chilling glimpse at the twisted mind of occult madness beneath, perhaps in a turn of phrase or just a look in the eye. They can take from that what they will.
>>44226466
he got a nerve-damage after the assassination attempt, maybe add penalties to agility and perception
SHOVEL JUSTICE!
Stat me.
>>44216250
Level 0 ettin
>>44227563
Question: when the fuck did Dr. Robotnik become Dr. Eggman? Or are these different people?
>>44228941
I have a better question: when did Handegg become Football? Or are those different sports?
>>44229040
Did I just reveal myself as an American? Is the difference geographical distribution then?
Also, I don't give a fuck about handegg or muh football.
>>44228941
He's always been Eggman in Japan, but the West renamed him to Robotnik and eventually they switched back over to Eggman too.
>>44222903
But they have a poo-hole don't they? ;)
>>44226807
>>44226821
what system is this?
>>44230079
Unknown Armies
>>44227563
Genius: 10
Master Plan: 10
Humanitarian: 7
Xenophobic: 10
Special: Theme Music
Stat me
Always wanted to play an arificer like this. Never had a chance though.
>>44227563
Athletics: 2
Affection: 1
Skill: 0
Cunning: 3
Luck: 1
Will: 2
Types: Sexy, Cool
Colours: Red Uniform, blue eyes, no hair
Special Qualities: Glasses, Secret Job (Scientist)
Roots: Distant Relative
Stress Explosion: Spoiled Child
Weapon: Checkered Morningstar
Trauma: Betrayed by close friend
Complexes: Big Butt, Lousy Name
Power: Prepare Trap in Advance
Starting Favor: 2
Spirit: 20
>>44226799
Adolf was fueled by irrational hatred though. The people under him were lawful but Adolf was batshit chaotic.
>>44232961
You've got good taste.
>>44234381
>feminist
>romanticist
>self-professed gentlemen
This is fake, right?
Stat me before I whip your pansy lightsaber using ass back to the stone age
>>44216250
STR: 23
AGI: 14
INT: 17
Hit Points: 180
HP Regen: 3.5
Mana: 0
M Regen: 0.01
Damage: 41-47
Armor: 6
Att / Sec: 0.58
>>44237404
swag + 100
>>44228941
Same person, just different bits of his name: "Eggman" Ivo Robotnik. He calls himself Robotnik when he's serious.
>>44237383
No, that's the manual for SA2.
Visionaries?
