Dick Slapping Edition
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Recently: You showed up to an attack interview, and almost met your dad.
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Badges: 9
Pokemon on you:
Raistlin (Alakazam)
Aria (Meloetta)
Leviathan (Gyarados)
Nibbles (Tyrantrum)
Vlad (Crobat)
Oberon (Garchomp)
Not In Party:
Trunks (Trevenant)
Fel (Butterfree)
Destiny (Kingdra)
Devon (Houndoom)
Zappy Dan (Magnezone)
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>>44197710
“Anything else?”
The interviewer taps her cards on the table to regain her composure. She’s stalling to come up with a way to angle this against you.
You don’t wait. You get up, grab the old straw hat off the floor, dust it off, and leave out into the dark night.
Outside, waiting for you, you see Dick. His large, ogre-looking friend is with him.
“You made me look bad on television. You could call this revenge, but this actually a matter of pedigree. See, pokemon breeders know when they have a really good line. Something that sets that pokemon above the rest.”
His large friend grabs for the hat. You’re fast and you pull it back. But that was a trap. As you hold it up and away, a flying pokemon knocks it out of your hand and into the mud.
“Problem is, of course, that sometimes the lesser pokemon become jealous. They think they’re entitled to the same...”
>Punch Ugly in the nose, kick Dick in the dick
>Pick up the hat and leave
>Swipe something off of him
>Plant your small bottle of booze on him, then find a league security official to report him to
>Something else
>>44197784
>>Pick up the hat and leave
Ain't got time for this.
Gobble why? I have my only important Final tomorrow!
>>44197784
>>Pick up the hat and leave
"And sometimes bred ones die off due to inbreeding and corruption, or a wild Pokémon is just better. Get out of my way Dick, I'll deal with your tomorrow."
>>44197784
>Pick up the hat and leave
If he doesn't let us go, then
>Punch Ugly in the nose, kick Dick in the dick
and hope it's enough.
>>44197784
>Pick up the hat and leave
"At least it wasn't my money spent to make you look bad on Television..."
>>44197784
>>Pick up the hat and leave
"It's real funny talking about pedigrees to a viscountess"
>>44197784
>The champion's way better at this than you, kid. I'd recommend you get some pointers but she'd dismantle you in minutes.
>Pick up the hat and leave
>>44197784
>Pick up the hat and leave
He'll get his in the arena.
>>44197784
>Pick up the hat and leave
>See you tomorrow Dick
>>44197921
Seconding
>>44197784
>>Pick up the hat and leave
"You made yourself look bad, Dick. And you just keep making it worse. Fuck off. I'll deal with you tomorrow."
>>44197784
also rather than calling him Dick
emasculate him by calling him Little Dickie or something
>Catching up on RE: Kobold Quest while waiting for Gobblemon Quest
This is my life now.Fuck.
>>44197784
>Pick up the hat and leave
>>44198014
Like we think of him as nothing more than a childish little shit or something
"It's real funny talking about pedigrees to a viscountess"
“New money,” he scoffs. “It takes generations-”
You pick up the hat, careful not to expose your back to his large friend. “Oh give it a rest, Little Dickie. I didn’t have to spend money to humiliate you last time. You made yourself look bad, and you just keep making it worse. The champion's way better at this than you.”
You walk by.
“The champ?” He asks under his breath. “Yeah, whatever! Walk away!”
You oblige. You’ll see him in the arena tomorrow. As you leave, you just barely catch a glimpse of another of his friends with a camcorder, hiding in the dark. You’re glad you didn’t take the bait.
You brush the hat a bit to loosen the mud before arriving at your hotel. Your friends are all waiting for there. Robin just approaches slowly and gives you a hug.
“We uh, caught you on the TV,” Vance tells you.
>Lets drink!
>Power-lewd Robi and Clair until you can’t think about anything else
>Play some flute and relax before bed
>Meditate before bed
>Stay up late doing extra training/studying
>Something else
>>44198304
>>Play some flute and relax before bed
>>44198304
>>Power-lewd Robi and Clair until you can’t think about anything else
If we do this we have to check our room for cameras and bugsI don't want to keep mentioning it, but some BDSM would be nice.
>>44198304
>Play some flute and relax before bed
>Meditate before bed
Musical meditation
>>44198345
wasn't that in the last lewdbin?
>>44198304
>Meditate before bed
and then
>>Power-lewd Robi and Clair until you can’t think about anything else
>>44198304
>Lets drink!
Much as I like lewdness.
>>44198304
>>Play some flute and relax before bed
>>44198304
>Power-lewd Robi and Clair until you can’t think about anything else
>>44198304
>Play some flute and relax before bed
>>44198304
>>Play some flute and relax before bed
>>Meditate before bed
>>44198304
>Stay up late doing extra training/studying
>Power-lewd Robi and Clair until you can’t think about anything else
Time to exhaust the mind
>>44198304
>Play some flute and relax before bed
>>44198360
Last one was anal, I'm talking blindfolds and ball-gags
>>44198304
>Meditate before bed
>>44198304
>Meditate before bed
Got to face DKs music over Bio-Dad, and it would be better for it not to interfere with our sleep...
By the way, Does Dick even have the balls to fully order a Legendary? I doubt that the badges act like they do in the game regarding traded pokemon... Even If he threw the ball himself, that wouldn't guarantee the loyalty of a Legendary...
>>44198304
>Play some flute and relax before bed
>Meditate before bed
If we do fight Regirock, we definitely need to use the flute during the fight. It might control it or make it lose whatever interest it has in following Dick. It was guarding the damn thing.
>>44198466
Nah, Aria should be fine, I know this is Anime logic, but Meloetta is a much better legendary.
>>44198487
Its mostly for the sake of rule of cool, and finding out what the hell happens once we wave it in its face.
>>44198535
But it's not even cool, pummeling it with a little Idol is.
>tfw power surge fucked your power supply and you have you read and post on a phone
>>44198415
oh right right
I don't know why I thought it wasn't
>>44198682
Feels bad man
>tfw when you have a organic chem final and don't give a fuck
>>44198703
No biggy
>>44198304
> Power-lewd Robin and Claire...
>>44198723
>No biggyit was pretty biggy for Clair
>>44198792
Ha, I see what you did there
“Hey guys, don’t worry about it. Let’s just relax tonight, alright?”
Nobody presses you. They try a little too hard to look relaxed, though. Jeanine takes the hat after you put it down and starts picking the dirt off of it.
You take the flute out, as well as Devon and the other Pokemon that are on you. They all relax under the listful, calming tune. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC65W6y6ZYE
Aria hums along like she knows the tune. Devon has to keep himself from howling with it. Everyone else just seems content to lounge around do nothing but journey in their minds. Robin, who’s been fiddling with your Pokedex and hers, doesn’t even seem to care that your Pokedex won’t even respond right now. It does that sometimes. You should check into that sometime, but not today.
You look to Jeanine for meditation advice. She just waves at your flute and says “you’re doing it.”
That feels right.
Everyone in the room falls asleep. But as time passes the main room becomes less comfy and you all get up and retire to your bedrooms. Aww man. You were just relaxing, but now you’re worrying about life again. Stupid brain won’t shut up.
Clair’s form catches your eye as she puts on a thin, oversized t-shirt to sleep in. Those things should require a permit! Robin’s hips lay exposed as she flops onto the bed without pants.
(continued)
>>44198304
>>Play some flute and relax before bed
If Dick doesn't realise just how much he shot himself in the foot thanks to Kat's handling of the "interview", well...
Kat made it look so much like the blatant smear it was that this probably skyrockets her public image.
>>44199056
Robin is trying to steal our Porygon!
>>44199115
Pornygon
>>44199056
Now there’s an idea. You bite your lip.
Robin catches that. “W-what are you thinking about?” There’s something about the way she shyly leans back that makes you want to attack.
Clair rolls her eyes. “Jeez, again tonight?”
“Well, we don’t have to if y-”
“I didn’t say that!” She quickly corrects. “I mean. Whatever.”
[So I’m hearing some BDSM support. Besides that, any other pastebin ideas? I’m not really up on that sort of thing, so suggestions/ideas more than welcome]
You wake up in the morning sore, tired, but blissfully rested. You wish you could sleep in, but you have time for one more training session before your match and you want to make the most of it.
Who will you train?
>Study Dick more
>Raistlin (Alakazam)
>Aria (Meloetta)
>Leviathan (Gyarados)
>Nibbles (Tyrantrum)
>Vlad (Crobat)
>Oberon (Garchomp)
>Trunks (Trevenant)
>Fel (Butterfree)
>Destiny (Kingdra)
>Devon (Houndoom)
>Zappy Dan (Magnezone)
>Something else
>>44199056
Kat is handling this swimmingly!
>>44199125
>Vlad (Crobat)
All the focus on the pokemans, thinking about Dick now would be unwise.
>>44199125
>Oberon
We should get him to agree to the mirror match just to really grind his ego into the dirt.
>>44199125
>>Leviathan (Gyarados)
Levi needs to learn crunch, powerful stab in mega.
BDSM isn't hard, just need some straps and toys, your vibrator torture stuff is pretty close. If you're not feeling it, a slutty milktank costume for claire would be bueno
>>44199125
>>Oberon (Garchomp)
>>44199125
Can we get a list of his known Pokemon?
It being 5v5 who do you guys think we should have in our party?
Aria is a must and I'm thinking Dan, Levi, and Devon too
>>44199125
Aria (Meloetta)
Substitute and Focus Punch
>>44199125
>Destiny (Kingdra)
>>44199189
Vlad will be really good in this fight, so will Rast. Levi's mega should put in work.
>>44199125
>Leviathan (Gyarados)
>>44199125
>Aria (Meloetta)
>>44199125
>>Leviathan (Gyarados)
She really needs Crunch, and screen-time
>>44199189
Garchomp
Electivire
Gigalith
Mienshao
Samurott
Regirock
[His battling style revolves around bursts of powerful offense, but from your experience he'll fall back on buffs/status as a secondary tactic if needed]
>>44199125
>>Oberon (Garchomp)
>>44199176
If we *do* have to mirror match, not that i'm saying it's ideal, working on his dragon-type moves or speed will give us the best advantage.
Pity It'd be difficult for him to learn ice fang or something; since ice is 4x against Garchomp.
>>44199125
>Leviathan (Gyarados)
>>44199125
>>Leviathan (Gyarados)
>>44199264
I mirror is not ideal, from what I'm seeing he's super weak to burns and status in general. Vlad and Trunks would be super good. As soon as Electivire is gone, Levi sweeps after a dragon dance and a mega.
>>44199125
>>Destiny (Kingdra)
>>44199189
I'm thinking we need Destiny, Devon, Zappy Dan, Oberon, Trunks, and either Vlad, Aria or Raistlin.
>>44199292
Dan is also a solid pick against a lot of Dick's known lineup, excepting Mienshao, though Aria is also very strong thanks to two forms.
>>44199386
As soon as Mienshao is gone, Aria puts in work
We need to crush Dick so badly that he'll never fuck with us again. I mean some straight up Ender's Game/ The Art of War shit here. We got enough enemies as it is and no time for his childish bullshit.
>>44199407
A defeat in front of the world in general might be enough to humble him
Then again it might also redouble is dickdom
man Gobble you have done a pretty good job of hyping me up for this fight
I just hope the dice don'tdickus over
>>44199495
I have some hope that Dice won't be the end all be all here
I think we should go in with this team
Aria
Devon
Levi
Dan
Oberon/Nibbles
Trunks/Vlad
You head out to the training area and take out Levi. She looks excited. She can sense your tension. There’s a battle soon. She wants to protect you and the rest of the team, and prove her place as a guardian. Of course, her idea of protecting is to crush any possible opposition to the point where defense isn’t needed.
Instead of a mighty growl, she has a soft, deep hum.
Robin is in the other room training with Vance and Jeanine. Clair decided to accompany you. She slowly lowers herself onto the bench nearby, exhausted.
You figure you can get Crunch down easily enough. Levi is at that point where it should just be a matter of testing it if she’s already learned most of it herself. You’ll have to decide what else to work on.
>Endure
>Torment
>Stone Edge
>Iron Head
>Avalanche
>Thunder Wave
>Work on stats
>Customize/tweak a move already known
>Something else
>>44199587
Take out Devon for Vlad, Oberon is good here
>>44199619
>>Something else
Crunch, strongest stab in mega, if she can learn a second move then
>Avalanche
>>44199619
>Work on stats
>>44199619
>Work on stats
>>44199676
>>44199685
Which stat did you have in mind?
>>44199619
>Thunder Wave
>>44199712
Special attack or attack
>>44199619
>>Avalanche
That 4x weakness on his Garchomp. It's delicious.
>Crunch into Bounce Izuna Drop
>>44199619
>Avalanche
Should be a nasty surprise for garchomp.
>>44199619
>Avalanche
>>44199742
Special Attack on a Gyarados is almost useless.
>>44199619
First live thread! Good stuff Gobble, keep it up!
>>44199619
>>Avalanche
In case of garchomp, apply ice
>>44199835
Welcome to the present
>>44199835
[Thanks!]
It’s strange. Despite everything that's been going on, you feel more in sync with Levi. You’re actually feeling more confident after that interview. Like you’ve put a lot of small, nagging things to bed.
You still don’t know what to make of what happened with your dad, but you know you can take it at your own pace.
Training though, is on a time limit. “Again”
Levi uses Crunch again on the test rock. She turns it to dust almost too easily. You feel the fire in her belly. “Alright! Great work. Now, let’s work on Avalanche!”
Levi is on fire! She has all the motivation in the world to get it down, and she sends icicle after icicle crashing onto the ground. It’s sloppy and primal, but you think she’s gotten the basics. Before you can really confirm how far she’s come, the timer rings.
“Never enough time,” you say absently.
Clair yawns. “You were like this last night too. What’s gotten into you?”
Levi slithers to your side and roars excitedly at Clair. You fold your arms. “Sometimes you just want something really bad.”
She smirks. “I’m flattered.”
You rejoin Robin and the others in the main lobby of the training area. Robin’s exchanging Pokemon. You consider if you want to swap for anybody.
>Your current team is good
>Swap someone for Trunks (Trevenant)
>Swap someone for Fel (Butterfree)
>Swap someone for Destiny (Kingdra)
>Swap someone for Devon (Houndoom)
>Swap someone for Zappy Dan (Magnezone)
[Pokemon on you:
Raistlin (Alakazam)
Aria (Meloetta)
Leviathan (Gyarados)
Nibbles (Tyrantrum)
Vlad (Crobat)
Oberon (Garchomp)]
>>44200186
Swap Raist for vlad, and swap nibbles for dan
>>44200186
Swap Nibbles and Raistlin for Dan and Trunks
or just Nibbles for Dan
>>44200186
>Swap Nibbles for Trunks (Trevenant)
>>44200186
Nibbles for Dan
Might need his 1-hit KO at some point
>>44200186
swap nibbles for dan
>>44200186
>>Swap someone for Zappy Dan (Magnezone)
Nibbles
>>Swap someone for Trunks (Trevenant)
Aria
>>Swap someone for Devon (Houndoom)
Vlad
>>44200186
>Swap Nibbles for Zappy Dan
>>44200312
>Aria
wat
Aria is the one we've been hyping up and training for this fight
>>44200221
We have Vlad already..... I'm a moron
>>44200312
Dude Aria could probably solo his team, Legendaries are bullshit
>>44200368
>>44200390
Eh. So far, she's seemed pretty much equivalent to Raistlin. Honestly, between the two I just went with personal preference.
[Seems like consensus for swapping Nibbles and getting Dan, unless I'm misinterpreting]
>>44200448
Thing is Aria can flip to pirouette form making her stupid versatile. Also trick room for chipping down Regirock's absurd defence.
>>44200448
Dude what? She can tank a lot more than he can and dish out just as much, and she can switch into a fighting type and back.
>>44200448
I like Aria since she doubles as a Fighting type in her second form.
>>44200511
Go for it, let's start the fight!
>>44200511
I can live with that
>>44200511
Sure. Still think we should swap someone else out for Trunks as well, though.
We do need to use Nibbles though he hasn't gotten to fight in the League yet
>>44200627
Also I didn't mean for this fight but in the near future we should keep him in mind
>>44200627
Next time, he needs a few moves. Like head smash and outrage
inb4 Gobble has to leave before the fight starts
You swap Nibbles for Dan. If it really comes down to it, you might be able to make a run for the PC to swap in the middle of the battle, but that seems like a last resort. You figure it's good to have Dan’s new move in your back pocket in case you need it.
You arrive at the arena door without incident. Your friends all over words of encouragement.
“You’ve got this,” Vance says, patting you hard on the back.
“Don’t let him rattle you,” Jeanine warns. “He just wants to drag you down.”
Vance’s Sneasel, who has been hanging outside of his ball with him, gives you a high five. He didn't even try to swipe anything.
Robin gives you a kiss on the cheek. Clair gives you one on the other, much quicker and more reserved.
“Thanks,” you tell them all, then proceed to your side of the arena. The outside light almost blinds you.
“The famous Kat, from Novum Town!”
The crowd cheers. A genuine, supportive cheer. You always used to feel like the whole world was against you. You’ve felt unwanted, hated, useless, and worse. You’ve come a long way in getting over that, at least, most days, but this is the first time in a long time where you feel like it’s the reverse. The world is on your side. Your existence isn’t begrudged, it just tolerated, it’s justified and encouraged.
“And on the other side, Richard, from Chloroville!”
There’s cheering, but also some boos. You try not to enjoy them too much.
“Now, as we all know, this will be a five on five battle. The winner, having won 4 battles, will have earned the right to challenge the Elite Four. This is where the toughest challengers prove themselves.”
(continued)
>>44199125
Personally, I don't think BDSM really fits the mood at the moment. Maybe a sort of mirror to the sexing Kat gave Robin when she lost her eye?
Make it more about the feelings and meaning behind the sex than the sex itself?
>>44200980
B-but, one anon got his but stuff....
I'm actually ok with whatever gobble writes
>>44200970
“That’s right, Chip. We've seen some great plays this year, and an overwhelming amount of new faces. Some have even been saying that we might get a challenger to the champion, something that hasn't happened in years.”
“Kat has been known for her sporadic style. She came into the league with a reputation of favoring confusion and status effects, earning the nickname The Status Viscountess!”
“I haven’t heard that one, Chip.”
“Oh! It looks like the countdown has begun!”
The arena is balanced. Green, short grass takes up almost the entire left side. There are two large ponds, and a smattering of large rocks around them. Plenty of room to either fight in the open, or try something sneaky around the rocks or water.
You reach for your first Pokeball. Dick smirks. He wants to make a show of this.
>Raistlin (Alakazam)
>Aria (Meloetta)
>Leviathan (Gyarados)
>Zappy Dan (Magnezone)
>Vlad (Crobat)
>Oberon (Garchomp)
>>44201036
>>Zappy Dan (Magnezone)
>>44201036
>>Oberon (Garchomp)
>>44201036
>>Vlad (Crobat)
Scout it out
>>44201036
>Vlad (Crobat)
agree with scouting it out. Can use U-turn and fly out of range if we have to.
>>44201036
>Oberon
>>44201066
>>44201074
We should use the guy who actually has status and can scout with u-turn
>>44201036
>>Vlad (Crobat)
>>44201036
>Vlad (Crobat)
Toxic and Confuse ray in one turn is too good.
>>44201036
>Vlad (Crobat)
>>44201114
Yeah I was just worried about Electivire but I guess Vlad would be able to out speed it
>>44201183
130 speed versus 95, you could say that
>>44201036
>>Vlad (Crobat)
>>44201036
>>Vlad (Crobat)
Mad Vlad
>>44201226
Plus Vlad has been specifically trained for speed so it's probably even higher than that.
>>44201036
>Vlad (Crobat)
>>44201264
He can also status him and use u-turn in the same turn
>>44201264
Dont forget his supplement regime for dem gains
>>44201285
Well, it stands to reason Dick's been throwing absurd amounts of money at supplement gains (or 'roiding) too, soo that's probably a wash.
>>44201326
It puts us on more even ground with him than last time.
>>44201036
>The Status Viscountess
Are people really calling us that.
Reminder that Gobble was expecting us to lose against Richard in our first fight
Dick ain't no pushover
>>44201394
...Probably not before now. After the announcer used it, maybe.
>>44201398
In that fight Destiny went full bullshit on him.
You throw out your first Pokemon at the same time as Dick.
Vlad’s Pokeball opens first, and he appears in a brilliant showy spin and roll before circling back around to his position.
You’ve been training with Vlad to be able to use two moves in the time in takes most Pokemon to use one, but at the expense of a little power.
“Looks like Kat is opening with a Crobat! She hasn’t opened with this Pokemon yet.”
“And look at it move! Heck of a spin.”
Regirock appears on Dick’s side.
“And Richard starts...with...” A hush falls over the crowd. “I believe that’s a Regirock! Hold on, yes, registration information is confirming it.”
Regirock jolts when seeing you, but restrains itself. It has a new arm to replace the one you blew off. You can tell by the slight discoloration. That makes sense, you remember it’s Pokedex entry and your research saying that Regirock will search for replacement rocks if injured.
It looks back to Dick. Despite not having a face, you can sense it’s angry. He holds up a small device with a red button and wags his finger. Regirock turns back to Vlad, ready to obey and battle.
>Toxic and Confuse Ray. Status status status!
>Toxic and U-Turn, get Vlad out of there!
>Toxic and Bite for the flinch!
>Brave Bird and Cross Poison! Full Strength!
>Bite and more Bite!
>Something else
>>44201468
>>Toxic and U-Turn, get Vlad out of there!
>>44201468
>>Toxic and Confuse Ray. Status status status!
Gotta live up to that name
>>44201468
>Toxic and U-Turn, get Vlad out of there!
>>44201468
>>Toxic and U-Turn, get Vlad out of there!
>>44201468
>Toxic and U-Turn, get Vlad out of there!
>>44201468
and hear i thought he'd save Regi for last but I guess he really wanted to show off
>>44201527
He's going to suffer for it, who do we have that can tank this thing? Dan?
>>44201468
>Toxic and U-Turn, get Vlad out of there!
"Sorry about the arm Regirock. I guess its sort our fault you're in this mess."
For a second I was worried about Zoroark but from the way it reacted I'd say this is the real deal
>>44201468
>>Toxic and Confuse Ray. Status status status!
We need this thing confused to give us a decent chance.
>>44201539
Ideally we bust out Pirouette Aria or Mega Levi.
>>44201468
>Toxic and U-Turn, get Vlad out of there!
I bet the prick wants to sweep us with just Regirock.
>>44201588
I don't want Aria taking any unnecessary hits...
>>44201036
Can I get a source pic for that? Reverse image search is being a bitch.
>>44201468
We need to destroy the device somehow
Maybe we put in Raistlin and have him try to subltly aim some debris at it
>>44201588
Regirock can learn a lot of Electric moves so maybe not Levi
>>44201614
What.
No Really, What.
>>44201635
I'm thinking dan, He can magnet rise and hit it with mirror shot.
>>44201659
I'd prefer a clean switch is what I'm saying
>>44201614
We had Aria train her evasion up
>>44201635
Could just use a psychic move to grab it. Pretty sure its not against the rules, he wouldn't be attacking Dick.
>>44201635
Eh, Megalevi is only 2x instead of 4x vulnerable, and most of Regirock's electric moves are special - and Regirock has abysmal sp.atk.
Plus, didn't we teach Levi Lightning Rod?
>>44201698
No, no we did not
>>44201698
Nope it was suggested but no one went for it
Rolled 16 (1d100)
[Seems pretty set. Give me some rolls! I need 6 of them.]
>>44201631
[I just found it here]
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2935373
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>44201734
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>44201734
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>44201734
>>44201751
Ha, Dick's getting shit on!
>>44201751
HAHAHAHA
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>44201734
>>44201661
This is actually not bad. The only thing Regi might have to hurt Dan is hammer arm but we can stab back mirror shot. Gobbles are we operating on 4th gen or 5th gen rules for Explosion?
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>44201734
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>44201734
k
>>44201714
>>44201724
Huh, My memory must be faulty then.
>>44201751
Get fucked dick
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>44201734
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>44201751
>>44201734
can we use that to melt the device with Toxic?
>>44201810
I would totally be okay with that
>>44201779
[I operated on 6th gen rules unless otherwise stated, for consistency/ease of use]
>>44201751
YOU WILL RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME!!!
>>44201734
>>44201751
Dice agree, dick should suffer
>>44201827
Good, besides an unbalanced metagame 6th gen rules are the best.
>>44201734
>>44201751
Even the dice hate Dick.
>>44201827
So does a crit get us to break the remote?
If we destroy the device, we should reveal that we fought Regirock before, mention its arm, and that there's no way a scrub like Dick earned its respect.
>>44201884
If not that whatever it is connected to that has Regi under his control
Unless it's like to explosives in the Ruins or something impossible to hit like that
>>44201946
My guess is bombs in the new arm
>>44201908
Nah I feel that whatever happens if it gets destroyed will tell the story well enough without any commentary from us
Should we compliment Regirock on its new arm?
>>44202186
maybe after the match and we defeat it and earn that respect
You see League officials surrounding the fight area and letting out various Pokemon. Mostly Mr Mime. They begin erecting barriers to protect the crowds. The arena has several safety features to prevent any stray blasts or debris from hitting anyone outside of the arena, but apparently they feel the need for extra precautions.
Vlad glides forward slowly.
“Vlad. Go!” You need to specify your exact commands less and less these days. Vlad knows the plan against an enemy like this.
He raises his wings slowly. It takes seemingly forever before they reach their apex, but when they do, he’s gone. In an instant he’s across the arena and already passing Regirock. A splurt of deep purple follows in his wake, covering Regirock. The wind from it only hits you now. Vlad flies seemingly through him on the way back, completing U-Turn.
You see a tiny purple smidge, having somehow made it’s way onto Dick’s button device. You can’t really see it well from here, but you think some might have gotten inside it. He hasn't noticed.
Vlad returns, smiling at his own deviousness.
“A heavy use of Toxic and U-Turn! What speed!”
Regirock’s entire front is covered. That Toxic poison won’t be easy to deal with.
Wasting no time, you throw out:
>Raistlin (Alakazam)
>Aria (Meloetta)
>Leviathan (Gyarados)
>Zappy Dan (Magnezone)
>Oberon (Garchomp)
>>44202244
>Aria (Meloetta)
>>44202244
>Aria (Meloetta)
And here I was hoping Regi would notice right away and go ape shit
>>44202244
>Aria (Meloetta)
>>44202244
>>Leviathan (Gyarados)
MEGA
Also, Regi will remember Levi from last time.
>>44202244
>Aria (Meloetta)
The device should dissolve in a few turns hopefully
>>44202244
>>Zappy Dan (Magnezone)
>>44202244
>>Leviathan (Gyarados)
>>44202244
>>Aria (Meloetta)
>>44202244
>>Aria (Meloetta)
>>44202244
>Leviathan (Gyarados)
Rematch with Regi
>>44202244
>Aria (Meloetta)
>>44202244
>Leviathan (Gyarados)
REMATCH
>>44202244
>[x]Aria (Meloetta)
Levi can have that rematch when the Regi isn't being forced to fight by a scrub.
>>44202244
>Aria (Meloetta)
Legendary Vs. Legenday is way cooler guys
>>44202244
>Aria (Meloetta)
This is what we trained her for and she has yet to make her debut.
>>44202244
>>Aria (Meloetta)
Is Gobble kill?
>>44202528
he's always been kill anon
>>44202528
not yet the voting period has only been done for 7 minutes
Gobble is lewd
>>44202544
Gobble's a Ghost-type writemon?
“Good job, Vlad!” You throw out Aria. She appears just in time to be missed by Stone Edge. They stones crash all around her, giving an emphasis to her arrival.
“Oh! And a miss from Regirock.”
“It’s amazing to think we’ll see two legendary Pokemon go at it. What a thrill!”
She twirls. It’s not her usual, showy, overly luxurious display, but a tight and controlled martial arts movement. Ever since Levi humbled her, she takes battling seriously.
Regirock wipes some Toxic from over what you assume are it’s eyes. It makes a series of noises and analyses its new foe. He keeps looking to you too. He clearly has unfinished business.
>Relic Song, change to her fighting form
>Wonder Room, swap all defences and special defences so Aria can do more physical damage to it
>Low Kick, a fighting move that increases depending on the targets weight
>Perish Song, force it to switch or faint after a short while
>Close Combat, hit it hard!
>Echoed Voice, start ramping it up now
>Power-Up punch, increase her physical attack with each blow
>Psychic, hit it hard!
>Wake-up Slap, prevent rest
>Role Play, swap abilities with it
>>44202528
If he evaded Thanksgiving, he will live through everything.
>>44202528
28 minutes yo. 10 minutes of voting. I think Gobble runs around 30 minutes minimum a post.
>>44202528
Gobble has been kill for awhile, its his restless spirit that continues this quest.
>>44202575
>>Wonder Room, swap all defences and special defences so Aria can do more physical damage to it
>>44202575
What about sing to put it to sleep? It'd give us time to set up. Or can we not make it sleep since it's poisoned?
>>44202575
>Relic Song, change to her fighting form
>>44202575
>Relic song, get that type advantage.
>>44202575
>Relic Song, change to her fighting form
>Wonder Room, swap all defences and special defences so Aria can do more physical damage to it
>>44202610
[That's an option too]
>>44202575
>>Wonder Room, swap all defences and special defences so Aria can do more physical damage to it
Relic song next turn, then just start wailing on it.
>>44202575
>>Relic Song, change to her fighting form
>>Wonder Room, swap all defences and special defences so Aria can do more physical damage to it
In whatever order is feasible
>>44202575
Role Play doesn't swap abilities but copies the one of the Pokemon it is used on
>>44202575
>Relic Song, change to her fighting form
>>44202627
>>44202575
Right, I'm going with:
>Sing, give yourself time to set up
>>44202575
>>44202651
Support.
>>44202575
>Sing
>>44202651
This
Doesn't Relic Song have a tiny chance for sleep too?
>>44202575
>Sing
>Wonder Room
>Relic Song
>Low Kick
In that order.
>>44202676
10% boosted to 20 by serene grace
>>44202676
We want a guarantee we can set up without getting crushed.
>>44202697
swap relic song and wonder room. Wonder room has a time limit
>>44202575
>>Low Kick, a fighting move that increases depending on the targets weight
Wreck this foo
>>44202716
Supporting
>>44202697
I'd be down with that
>>44202716
btw, this wasn't a vote, I already voted for just sing up above.
>>44202717
Regi is 230kg... is that heavy on the pokémon scale?
>>44202638
[Gosh darn it. My bad.
Since I failed to give all the options, let's do a quick revote on what to do first. You never know when the dice might help/hurt plants]
>sing
>wonder room
>relic song
>>44202697
Okay, change this as >>44202716 suggested.
>>44202745
Yep its 120 Power for Low Kick, the highest possible.
>>44202745
it means Low Kick will have a base power of 120
>>44202745
Very
>>44202747
>sing
>>44202747
>sing
>>44202747
>sing
>>44202747
>Sing
>>44202747
>relic song
>>44202747
>Sing
>>44202747
>relic song
>>44202747
>sing
Lewd for luck.
>>44202747
>sing
>>44202747
>relic sing
