>player wants to learn how to steal
>get him to sign up with the thief's school
>has to fill out paperwork
>buy uniform
>first lesson how to find a good mark
>books, supplies and admittance fees
>next morning
>schools gone
>all his gold is gone
Jokes on him, the second lesson's on how not to be a rube.
>>44150739
>the thieves have high profile jobs in the city, nobody believes or cares the pic was robbed.
>bump
>>44150739
It's funny because this actually happens IRL
>>44150739
First lesson could be named "How to swindle a person"
>>44150739
If this happened to me I would be both unsurprised and furious.
This reminds me of the time we sold a player into sexual slavery.
>>44153178
>>44153222
>a player
You're right. That IS funny.
Now get back to >>>/d/
>>44150739
>>44153222
Neither of these say PC at any point
>>44152424
that's not thieves school, that's like every other private school out there
>>44154318
Maybe... Maybe they're ALL secretly thief schools, and they're teaching us how to be thieves? I mean, they leave us with no money, so they force us to turn to crime to make a living.
It's insidious, ingenious... The thieve's guild lives.
