>Dracula and his castle shows up in Japan.
What happens?
>>44121774
GET OFF MY LAWN!
>>44121800
exactly this
>>44121774
That game finally gets a sequel!!!
More co-op castlevania is needed on this planet!
>>44123823
You can have all the Castlevania you want.
Just play pachinco.
>>44121774
He shows up in Akihabara. People who even notice him shrug and say 'whatever', and a few people compliment him on his costume.
>>44121774
They rig it with cameras, and make a game show out of trying to get through it.
THEY GET A NUKE
>>44124214
The idea of a game show dungeon is a lot funnier than it should be.
>>44121800
I feel like Castlevania Dracula would shred most of the Touhous in a direct power level comparison. Doesn't he have like complete mastery of all evil?
singular strike sod finishes him off
>>44126964
Even if that were the case, most of the touhous fall outside the spectrum of evil (or good), and there's touhous that govern concepts like boundaries and density.
And, Dracula throws out like a handful of projectiles at a time. Not even close to what Reimu has to go through against even minor enemies.
Dracula may be the King of Hell, but Reimu is the Queen of Bullet Hell.
>>44127004
Well, you need to decide if it's an in-game or fluff comparison I guess. Having mastery of a concept is similar though, so maybe he doesn't shred he just fits in and he's stuck there forever and has to go to their little tea parties and shit, have his demon maids serve them cakes.
>>44124214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofk9vaKxbns
>>44121774
We nuke japan....again.
>>44126964
"Complete Mastery of All X" is pretty much a standard power for Touhous. He'd become a pretty standard resident of Gensokyou.
>>44127048
>Dracula gets bullied for not being a little girl
>>44124214
Nah, that would be too close to Takeshi's Castle, and I'm not sure Takeshi Kitano couldn't take Dracula.
>>44126964
Demon Castle Dracula, "Castlevania" is the name used in the English translation.
>>44127065
I don't think it would take him long to fit in.
Which Dracula? Bram Stoker Vampiric Dracula? Historical Dracula? Ultimate Vampire Hunter Dracula? Young Dracula?
We need more information.
Regardless, in most scenarios I can see whoever deals with zoning and territorial rights getting pissed by the sudden Wallachian architecture.
Castlevania rpg WHENS?
>Vampire Hunters
>Magicians
>Dampirs
>Anime Swordsmen
>Hearts mechanics
>Hidden chickens in walls
>The only way to get new skills is by killing bosses
>>44127048
>"Complete Mastery of All X" is pretty much a standard power for Touhous.
Did you know, anon? Touhou isn't published on fanfiction.net
>>44127432
Plainly Castlevania Dracula by OPs picture.
>>44121774
He never goes anywhere because he's stuck counting all the goddamn rice in riceland.
>>44127432
Hopefully Bram Stoker's version, so we'd get a bunch of hot Japanese vampire girls within a few nights of his arrival.
>>44127042
Americans overreact...again.
>>44121774
Japan has any number of people who could deal with the situation. Say, by dropping a mountain on the castle.
>>44127739
You don't need Dracula for that.
It's a well known fact that IIniku Ushijima is a vampire.
>>44127870
>out in the sunlight
>vampire
>>44128023
Bruh, Dracula could walk around find in the sun, it just make him weak.
>>44121774
Aria/Dawn of Sorrow happens?
>>44121774
The castle gets bombed into rubble. Even though Japan has one of the weakest militaries in the world it is still strong enough to take on a single castle populated by opponents with medieval level weaponry.
>>44127127
You call that a weeaboo huh
*unsheathes katana from dick blindingly fast*
THIS... is a weeaboo
>>44128537
Drac has master of all evil tho.
In other words, if your evil you become his bitch.
Besides, this implies that the events of Castlevania happened, and we saw that one game had a undead military complex.
Alucard makes him suck cock until the setting implodes from a Critical Mass of power-wanking
>>44129091
>>44127765
>>44126986
>All these weebs thinking anime is real.
>>44124214
I would watch that. Only to see some poor sod end up getting fucked up by Medusa, imagine the commentary!
>>44128537
Dude it has one of the strongest what are you talking about?
>>44129201
>Bringing realism into a discussion about Dracula's castle
>>44121774
..But Dracula has been working as a Manga artist for decades already.
