Good evening, /tg/, and welcome to "Whose Line it is Anyway?", the game where everything's made up and the (experience) points don't matter!
Tonight we're gonna kick things off with a game of "Worlds Worst". Our players know the drill: let's get started.
First, the world's worst… thing that a bard could say when attempting to seduce a villain.
>>44113439
You look way sexier than Drew Carry.
>>44113439
"You're cute when you want to murder me."
>>44113439
"Hello. I'm going to seduce you to the side of Good now."
>>44113439
Swiggity swooty, I'm comin' for dat booty!
>Said to a lich
>>44113439
Come to my room as soon as possible. We'll bang, okay?
>>44113439
Why don't you and dat ass come with me to find a quiet place to fuck?
>>44113439
"Just like we planned, huh? Lure a band of heroes here to sacrifice." (Lying out their ass.)
*bzzt*
Twenty points to this Anon—
>>44114323
—for the lovely complement. Ten points to everyone else.
Next, you've just mixed two unidentified potions and chugged them like a frat boy on a bender. What were the potions, and what's the "miscibility" effect?
>>44113439
>[seductive kazoo noises]
>>44114926
"Potion of confusion huh? I pour a little potion of invisibility in that, have some, and.... and.... where am I?"
>Potion of gaseous form
>Potion of cure serious wounds
*Chug*, *Chug* BUUUUURRRRP
"Yeah, the apothecary said to mix these together after a big meal if I need a 'potion of cure serious gas'."
>>44114926
Potion of Invisibility... Potion of gaseous form... I just turned into air, holy shit.