I challenge you to a game of chess, /tg/.
First legal move will be accepted.
>>44112401
>first legal move
well you're no fun
>>44112401
And of course you take white you facking cunt.
>>44112439
I'm more than willing to start over with black if you'd rather. I figured it was poor form to post and not take the first move.
>>44112401
fine d7-d5
>>44112498
>>44112567
d-5-d4
>>44112584
>>44112584
b8-c6
>>44112642
Gettin' a little loaded in the middle there.
>>44112738
d8-d7
>>44112806
>>44112875
d7-d6
>>44112909
>>44112875
e5.
>>44112980
d6-e5
>>44112980
Bxh3
>>44112992
That loses the queen. Take the rook instead.
>>44113021
Fine. d6-b4
>A bunch of people trying to play chess at the same time, each with their own stategies and approaches
I don't see how this can end horribly wrong
>>44113064
I feel like I'm being baited, but nonetheless.
>>44113213
D4-C3
>>44113240
Queen takes pawn.
Bishop takes queen.
>All these shitty moves
What is WRONG with you?
>>44113352
>>44113240
Am I reading this wrong or did you move the wrong piece?
shouldnt D4C3 be the pawn takes the pawn?
>>44113394
Oh, shit, you're right. Let me fix that real quick.
>>44113415
You're just so eager to get that queen already, don't you?
>>44113213
>!B8RHRSgxPM
>B8
>I feel like I'm being baited
>>44113394
>>44113240
>>44113352
Alright, fixed.
>>44113462
No.Yes.
>>44113486
G8-G6
>>44113486
Your bishop was at b2
>>44113481
>!B8RHRSgxPM
B8 R8 H8 Sage PM
>>44113744
Yes, and then it was moved to C1.
>>44113670
That's not how knights work.
>>44113670
you wot, thats not how knights work
>>44113744
and his turn was Bc1
>>44113486
Nf6
>>44113779
>>44113842
in hindsight, that turn sucked
g6
>>44113936
no
c3- c2 check
>>44114046
oh, neat
didnt even see that. ignore my turn op, do that
>>44114046
>>44114102
That's the queen you doofs...
>>44114140
the queen checks the king, not the pawn
>>44114140
Oh wait.. ignore me. I see it.
>>44114046
>Making me move my queen this early.
Rude. Queen reluctantly takes pawn.
>>44114102I may be a bit rusty on my chess notation, but I'm pretty sure that you forgot to put a destination anyway. If that's somehow proper notation for something, please feel free to correct me.
>>44114140
so you're saying the black king in on b4
thats impressive
>>44114168
B4 takes your king
you lose
gg no re
>>44114168The way Ive been told is that if youre moving a pawn you dont put the piece in front, but I have no idea
>>44114168
Illegal move, still in check
>>44114181
No, i missed that the queen at b4 put e1 in check. I thought they accidentally called check with the pawn.
>>44114168
Wasn't this an illegal move? You are still in check.
>>44114168
>>44114206
>>44114218
Oh hurr look at me being retarded. I didn't even notice the queen's check.I swear I actually do know how to play this game.
There goes my queen, I suppose.
>>44114264
Im not sure if we really want to trade queens, when we stay like this its a stalemate, isnt it?
No matter who takes the queen itll be a trade
>>44114264
queen takes queen check
>>44114432
You madman. You actually did it.
Knight takes queen. That ends that nonsense.
>>44114478
C8 takes H3
X to C1.
>>44114495
why would we sacrifice a bishop like that
>>44114519
fuck off m7, this is a no shitposting zone
>>44114519
I'm amazed it took this long.
>>44114495
I won't pretend to understand your methods, anon.
Pawn takes Bishop.
>>44114550
developing our position
taking a rook
breaking right side advance
what is not to love
>>44114581
O-O-O
>>44114602
I guess i just hate losing units, even when its a trade
>>44114605
not yet, pleanty of time to do that after g7-g6
>>44114519
But why would you willingly open X in tic-tac-chess? It's really hard to get the pieces to arrange themselves in an X fashion as opposed to O formations.
>>44114632
Well things seem to be happening.
>>44114738
re-read the move
>>44114738
that was h7h6 not g7g6
you fugd up
>>44114759
Man, I'm just on it tonight. My move remains the same.
>>44114519
This could be done
9 boards
white first
a move can be made on any board as long the game didnt ended on the board
players alternate turns wining on some board, with white winning first, this means black cant make some move that will make itself win.
draw means just this board restart
>>44114815
oy anon, you agree with e7e6?
>>44114815
f6 takes g5
>>44114858
what does that do to help keep tempo
>>44114874
i was thinking of getting the bishop out with that, since h6 is threatened
but your turn sounds better. forgot that we took the rook down there
>>44114874
>>44114963
A7-A6
>>44114963
C6 - B4
>>44114963
f8g7
>>44114992
no, why
no
>>44115010
originally yes, but that knights an issue
move should still be c6 - b4
>>44114992
Knight takes pawn.
>>44115058
please dont go with that awful move
>>44115058
F8-G7
>>44115027
why would the knight be an issue? wouldnt f8g7 g7c3 be good?
>>44115068
2nd
do c6b4 or f8g7
>>44115077
to clarify, if you continue with the current board do NOT do c6b4
>>44115077
the rook is being taken regardless,
it would be best if we could keep the bishop afterwords
>>44115068
Fine. I won't be taking the absolute first move anymore. I'll wait for at least 2 people on the same legal move, with majority deciding.
>>44115212
NOW f8-g7
>>44115243
2nd
>>44115243
yes now its best move
>>44115243
>>44115265
>>44115296
>>44115327
I'm thinking O-O-O
>>44115366
Why not O-O?
>>44115437
O-O-O gets the rook ready to move out, while O-O keeps it behind a pawn
at least thats my reasoning, but im a scrub
>>44115437
Oh, no, definitely O-O-O, that gets our rook into play faster.
>>44115478
>>44115472
>>44115366
>>44115594
what do you guys think of Nf6 so we can get our knight back into play and out of that hole hes in
>>44115594
I propose c8-b8. Protect the king!
>>44115666
I'd say we can do that when OP decides to do Bh3
>>44115692
Yeah, you're right. Nf6 sounds good to me.
>>44115728
>>44115651
I do hope you weren't expecting a cute bishop to come frolicking out.
>>44115851
not h5? with h6 we'd completely block the bishop
>>44115873
I think I see where the other Anon was going, but your concern is valid. Why not f6-e4 to unblock the bishop, and see what shakes out from there?
>>44116076
sounds gud
Ne4, make it so
>>44116131
>>44116076
So shall it be written, so shall it be done.
Let's see where this takes us.
>>44116215
shall we start advancing with our pawns? we still have 8 cannonfodders left
maybe move f5 and later f4 to get the goddamn bishop to fuck off
>>44116215
A3 horsie to C4
>>44116272
he has that other pawn in waiting
f7 to f6 first
>>44116272
2nd
>>44116555
we're black, OP is white
>>44116561
why only f6 and not f5? we have the advantage atm, theres no reason not to
>>44116215
>>44116555
>>44116616
Wow I wasted my trips. Anyway, how the fuck is "tg" winning?
Definitely F7-->F5
>>44116616
F7 to F6 is retarded. Blocks rooks LOS.
>not even once
>>44116215
B4-A2
>>44116707
thats what im saying m7
>>44116720
thats retarded, dont do it
>>44116720
NOPE. I see exactly what you are going for, but just nope.
>>44116753
Yea I know, I am just acknowledging that you were right by questioning it.
>>44116215
e4 to c3
>>44116780
First thought: Mite be cool
Second thought: Gonna put horsies in uncomfortable position for no real advantage.
>>44116780
i'll support
>>44116272
>>44116683
>>44116593
3 for f7f5
are we all in agreement?
>>44116683
>>44116272
>>44116593
Potentially rude.
>>44112401
>First legal move
Boooooooring
>>44116885
h8-f8
>>44116905
2nd
>>44116885
e4 to c3
for now it gets the knight outta there and useful then it gets a bit tricky with mania wrong but it helps protect the pawn
>>44116885
mind stating your turn from now on? theres so much discussion i keep having to scroll up to see what changed
>>44116905
>>44116915
3rd
Public service announcement; if you like chess check out the Carlsen-Nakamura game from today. Aronian-Topalov was badass too, but not historic like that.
>>44116905
4th
>>44116946
Nobody cares about chess anymore.
>tfw pwned USSR master at 9
>and then the USSR collapsed
Like goddamn, what a useless skill.
>>44116934
No problem.
>>44116905
>>44116915
>>44116934
O-O-O
>>44117014
c2xRd1
>>44117014
e4 to c3
>>44117037
Not yet the pawn would be promoted but then immediately taken by the king.
>>44117014
f5-f4
>>44117061
then maybe Nf2? securing the position
>>44117063
wait no that puts us in check
>>44117014
Illegal move. King would be in check as it moves through d1.
>>44117037
>>44117061
Take it, unless someone has some brilliant plan.
>>44117121
NO WAIT. B4--> A2
>>44117078
Nf2 then.
>>44117121
Whats your opinion on my Nf2?
threatens the rook, threatens the bishop, sets up promotion
>>44117134
supporting
>>44117134
Oh wait again - I am retarded, just take the castle lol.
Guys, white made an illegal move. He has to fix it before we figure out what we're doing.
>>44117149
But his bishop takes the knight in return.
>>44117092
>>44117174
Whoops. Here's the fixed board.
>>44117196
e4 to c3
>>44117149
>>44117078
I considered it. I don't see any good follow up and we give up initiative.
>>44117159
On considering it further, I was wrong.
>>44117196
fuck everything, god damnit
>>44117196
proposal: Nc3
>>44117196
e7-e6
>>44117220
supporting
>>44117196
Take the castle.
>>44117237
>>44117286
If he plays his cards right, that doesn't get us anything.
>>44117286
>>44117237
>>44117220
Rook d1-c1
Uhhh why is the Queen always the most targeted piece? baka
>>44117366
c3 to a2
>>44117324
Hmmm, you're right. Pawn takes castle, supporting.
>>44117384
I was thinking Nb4a2 since Nc3 threatens more stuff
>>44117384
2nd
>>44117403
Oops, too late.
>>44117407
Yes but moving to a2 takes a pawn. Threatens his rook but it is protected by his bishop. Then we move our rooms around and threaten with them.
>>44117438
oh right, we still have rooks
>>44117384
3rd
>>44117468
>>44117436
>>44117384
King e1-d2
>>44117468
That works.
>>44117549
g7-d4
>>44117549
d8 to d6
>>44117549
Take his officer. Pawn to F4.
>>44117596
puts us in check
a2-c1
>>44117591
We should have done this a longggg time ago, but he just gave us his rook, so might as well take it: >>44117596
>>44117596
Yes. Do it.
>>44117612
lol I should stop posting after this and my last fuck up.
>>44117618
Except he takes our knight in return. Not a good exchange.
>>44117612
a2-c1, supporting.
>>44117549
>>44117637
>>44117612
Pawn to E5 then.
>>44117702
sounds like a good move, 2nd
>>44117702
Do it.
>>44117745
>>44117726
>>44117702
King d2-e1
>>44117868
e5xd4
>>44117868
e5 takes pawn at d4
>>44117868
e5-d4
>>44117894
>>44117896
>>44117898
Why not f5-f4?
>>44117955
Check
>>44117894
>>44117896
>>44117898
>>44117930
Bishop e3-d2
>>44118224
d4-d3
>>44118224
f8-e8
>>44118224
d4 to d3
>>44118224
d4d3
>>44118256
Smart thought, but the line leads to mate in three if he captures the pawn anyway.
>>44118275
>>44118256
>>44118253
Rook c1-a1
>>44118428
d3-e2
>>44118428
g7 takes rook at a1
>>44118518
2nd
>>44118518
2nd
>>44118461
Why not just G7-A1 it's a free rook after all
>>44118572
because i didn't notice it at first
>>44118518
>>44118545
>>44118546
In what I'm sure will be the deciding factor in my eventual loss, Bishop at d2 captures Knight at e4.
>>44118780
f8-e8
>>44118780
a2-e4
>>44118780
King dat shit. I am back from my walk, but this is over. Not sure if worth continuing. Not in bad way, just objectively.
>>44118780
c2-c1, or is there something I'm missing?
>>44118780
c1=Q#
>>44118780
c2-c1
>>44118780
c2-c1
checkmate
>>44118847
>>44118840
>>44118836
>>44118830
THIS IGNORE THAT FIRST FAGGOT
>>44118830
No, you're right
c2-c1Q++
>>44118836
Yea, I didn't even realize it was game already.
>>44118780
c2-c1 promote to queen, checkmate?
>>44118847
>>44118840
>>44118836
>>44118830
>>44118853
Pawn advances and becomes Queen. Queen forces King into Checkmate.
Good game. I think the problem was that I spent too much time trying to bait you guys into getting into that huge clusterfuck of protection by making pointless moves. Should've just taken the trades instead of trying to plus out of every capture.
>>44118957
was fun OP
I'm off for the night though. If this is still alive tomorrow maybe another?
>>44118957
Did you at least have some fun?
I was trying to force you into trades that would wear out your pieces leaving us with a numerical advantage.
>>44119006
>>44119060
T'was fun, anons. I won't be maintaining this thread after tonight, but obviously you guys are free to do your own thing if you so choose. I may post another one in the future.
At any rate, it was good to shake the rust off.
