**WELCOME TO BONERQUEST GENERAL**
RULES:
>NO NEWCOMERS
>MAX PLAYERS: 8 (MUST TRIPFAG)
>MUST ROLL DUBS TO JOIN
>EACH PLAYER MUST ACT IN TURNS
>THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE STORYMASTER
>ONLY ONE PERSON MAY CONVERSE WITH AN NPC AT A TIME
>USE N, S, E, W TO NAVIGATE
>ACTIONS LIKE EXAMINE, TAKE, FEEL, EAT, DRINK, TALK ARE ALL BORING AND OVERUSED
INTRO:
YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A BONEYARD, A SKELETON OF YOUR FORMER SELF (KEK)
YOUR GOAL IS TO FIND A WAY TO BECOME THE MOST POWERFUL SKELETON
THE LAND IS LITTERED WITH THE BONES OF UNKNOWN CREATURES
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT YOURSELF WITH THE MOST POWERFUL BONES YOU CAN FIND
USURP THE BONERLORD
YOU AND YOUR PARTY AWAKEN IN THE PIT OF LOW TIER BONES
THE PIT IS FILLED WITH BONES OF LOW CALCIUM
THERE ARE STONE WALLS ALL AROUND, THEY TOWER INTO THE SKY
THE PIT IS BARELY LIT, WITH A DIM LIGHT COMING FROM ABOVE
THERE IS A WOODEN DOOR MADE OF BONES TO YOUR LEFT
MAKE YOUR MOVE
secured
>>44089186
Read em and weep
this seems like it'll collapse fast
but you've put a lot of thought into it so fine
2nddubs
If nobody can get dubs this'll be hilarious
Sup
Start grabbing bones and adding them to skellington. Let's see them stop a giant skele-boulder.
Quantity over quality, bitch.
everyone calm down,
lets do the slots
1. >>44089644 (get a trip fgt)
2.-
3.-
4.-
5.-
6.-
7.-
8.-
Actually lets make it first in first served, dubs are a bit far fetched
1. Skileton
2. Shinboner
3. Sk3l3t0r
4. -
5. -
6. -
7. -
8. -
>MUST ROLL DUBS TO JOIN
Give it time lad
Hullo
>>44089843
If people were clawing at the thread ok, but we povery now
Updated Lobby
1. Skileton
2. Shinboner
3. Sk3l3t0r
4. SkeleWheel
5. -
6. -
7. -
8. -
Stay tuned, folks
Skellybean.
Rollin
>>44090000
Quads secures,my place.
>>44090000
Game over. Bonerlord usurped.
>>44090022
This.
Now that I have claimed my rightful place as ruler with the best bones
>>44090102
But do you have the best wheels?
1. Skileton
2. Shinboner
3. Sk3l3t0r
4. Valkyrie (quads secures party leader)
5. Ruler Skellybean
6. -
7. -
8. -
rolling becuse why not
>>44090130
I am Valkyrie. Silly head. Just didn't change name when I rolled
>>44090114
My bones brings all the boys to yard...
>>44090135
As expected. Oh well.
CORRECTION
1. Skileton
2. Shinboner
3. Sk3l3t0r
4. Skellybean (quads secures party leader)
5. -
6. -
7. -
8. -
>>44090150
Don't worry son, not all of us can be skeleton
>>44090141
>>44090149
>not remaining as Valkyrie
>not literally being the Chooser of the Slain
>>44090179
I though we had to choose a Skelton like name.
>>44090169
It's okay, I can be the skeleton on the inside and that's what counts, right?
you can't see me my dubs are now
>>44090188
Dubs, you're already bones
Almost full
1. Skileton
2. Shinboner
3. Sk3l3t0r
4. Skellybean (quads secures party leader)
5. !uFo6sgcbePS6.
7. -
8. -
>>44090230
Actually Fuck it lets start
Bean, since you are party leader you make the first decision.
>>44090288
>>44090244 #
I tell Skelton, Shinboner and Sk3l3tor to begin finding a way to get out of the pit.
I tell the unamed trip fag to open the door.
>>44090298
>Skelton, Shinboner and Sk3l3tor start feeling around the pit, looking for anything of interest
>Unnamed tripfag approaches the wooden door made of bones
>It isn't moving
What will unnamed tripfag do?
(Current order of action: Bean, UTF, Skelton, Shinboner, Sk3l3t0r)
>>44090288
I try to open the door.
If that doesn't work I'll try to convince the wooden door made of bones that it's too paradoxical to even exist and is actually just a wall opening .
>>44089186
GOT THOSE SKELEDUBS
I'm trying again with a proper trip
>>44090349
i found a better one
>>44090337
>the door refuses to believe it, and explodes into loot.
>Wooden bones fly everywhere
>A large hole is left in place of the door with a ladder inside of it.
Sort out the loot. Whoever rolls highest gets the new bones.
>>44090336
fuxj I got kicked off.
>>44090345
TWO MORE SPOTS
>>44090370
Bean forgot to give you something to do, what a shit leader
>>44090377
>NO NEWCOMERS
Already started son
:()
>>44090364
What are we supposed to roll? d20s?
>>44090378
Didn't see the person on your list, nigga. You dun fooked up
>>44089186
>8
>>44090386
Please? It just barely started.
last 2 numbers i'm guessing
Fucking nonstick in trip
Do I have skelewheel do something or nah?
>>44090407
Fark alright, bean, try to include BONES and wheel in with the next part
Sneakily steal quality bones from other skellie-bros. Deny all claims of possible theft, point to un-named Trip-Fag when accused.
>>44090407
Just let the rest in man.
We have three more lol
>>44090436
Thanks, Bonerlord.
>>44090445
So we have Skelewheel, Bones, Bones Cena and True skeletal Believer now?
're-list
1. Skileton
2. Shinboner
3. Sk3l3t0r
4. Valkyrie (quads secures party leader)
5. Ruler Skellybean
6. BONES
7. Skullduggery
8. Wheel
>>44090467
Lol I am Valkyrie, yet again.
>>44090467
I'D LIKE TO BREAK OPEN THE DOOR. CAN I ROLL FOR IF I BREAK MY BONES?
>>44090467
So we can let in Bone Cena in the other slot
>>44090467
What about me?
Rollcall plz?
Alright,
Everyone roll call and we will start again
I'm still sneaking about.
I'm out. It's 2:30 in the morning down here and I didn't get dubs
>>44090539
I'M HERE
>>44090377
HERE ARE MY DUBS
Leader checking in.
>>44090555
you got better
>>44090564
ARRRRGH!
>>44090539
Reporting for duty.
>>44090555
Holy shit please
>>44090539
Dub gods pls
>>44090597
You're in no matter what. We all our. He's just checking whose still here.
>>44090597
Also reporting in.
Skelewheel, Shineboner, Bones, Skullduggery, TrueSkeletalBeliever, Skileton checked in
>>44090658
Alright.
It is decided.
The adventure starts anew
It is your move, Bean.
I appoint Skelewheel as my 2nd in command.
"You're in charge of getting everyone to find a,way out of this pit."
I send the weakest bone man to open the door, and to find a way to do such.
I merely stand watching, perfectly in control
>>4409078
Aka TrueSkeletal Believer to open door
>>44090786
WHAT CAN I DO, MASTER?
I walk towards the door and knock, then proceed to stare blankly at it
>>44090795
>TSB slowly shuffles towards the wooden door made of bones
>It is spewing large clouds of intimidation, outranking the skeleton before it.
Make your decision
>>44090786
I try to use my spikes to roll up the walls of the pit.
>>44090880
>You start to scale the wall
>your trip seems to be running smoothly up until you hit a tiny hilt.
>due to hitboxes, it is impossible for you to advance
>the realization of that blasts you at supersonic speeds back into your party
>there is a large explosion of low calcium bones
>as the dust settles, it is revealed that there is a large hatch
Make move
>>44090818
"Being to build a ladder out of this bonerpit, you dusty sack of bones."
I walk to the door and tell it to check it's privilege.
"Stop trying to oppress me, I am a strong skelewomyn."
Intimidate door.
Direct everyone to build ladder.
>>44090837
I feel offended by Bean's hurtful words.
Still, being a skeleton feels me with pride and determination.
I remind the door that we are both made of bones and so have an awful lot in common and should stick together.
I politely ask my new friend to open and let it's bonebrethren through.
>>44090927
meant to answer to
>>44090846
I'll just wait for everyone to post next moves, highest roll gets it.
>>44090943
You should have just had us roll a d 10 or something.
Rolled 47 (1d100)
The hatch has my attention.
I steal the hatch. Doing so, I disturb a 100 sided die by my foot.
I play myself like a xylophone, putting everyone in good spirits and securing my place as the bard.
>>44091010
Ooc::waiting on if door was intimidated or opened up willingly
Skellybeans mo I d is lifted by the musuc, and watches to see what becomes of Skelewheel and the 100 side die.
"Good thing you calcified turds listen."
>>44090943
>>44091047
I rattle in joy and chase away skulduggery from the hatch.
I attempt to draw a portrait of my new best friend.
>>44091010
We enjoy some quality time together and listen to your sick beats.
>The combination of xylophone playing and rolling bones has a strange effect on the pit.
>stones on the wall start to move and contort
>they magically form a path up to the surface
P.S If thread rips I can rehost in 12 hours
I roll a Will Save to resist >>44091079 from not letting me steal the Hatch. Then I roll a Fort save to make a bone-fort from the low-calcium bones. Then I roll a Reflex Save to join the merry jig from the xyle-bone playing.
>>44091185
Does this mean that my music is magic? I am truly a wonderful bard!
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>44091185
Gaaaaay....
Engages boring Npc mode.
Waljs upstairs. Abandons party. Goes off on quest to become a powerful ruler of Skeletons.
>>44091268
Sir! Are you sure that you want to leave us?
>>44091212
It is magical in a biological sense.
>>44091208
Stop mid roll then reverse towards the ramp.this really isn't going that well is itand shit I hope this works
>>44091288
Ooc: I r lady skeleton
Turns around "this place is a mess. The logicality of thus place is unraveling."
Turns back.
"I must go. Become stronger. Put us skeletons back on the map. We're here. We're dead. Get use to it."
Begins to cheer sadly l, walking away
>>44091185
I say goodbye to the door, promise to visit it regularly and leave the pit in search of new friends.
It's getting late so I also leave this this thread. Good luck.
>>44091440
As TrueSkeletalBeliever collapses, I grab him and put him on my back, promising not to leave him.
>>44091494
A single tear of happiness drops from my eye socket.
>>44091494
>>44091574
I steal the tear of happiness. It will make a fine addition to my growing collection.
Ok this was a good test run. I'll be posting a newly amended bonerquest sometime soon, try make it play better and all that.
Sorry guys
>>44091618
I steal the apology. It is all mine.
>>44089186
>Must tripfag
Why not just do this over IRC?
>>44091656
>audience
Are we done?
>bump
anyone here remember the skeleton civ quests?
