Alright Anons, fill in the blank!
"Aha, foolish adventurer! You believed that drinking the potion would grant you immortality, but instead ___________"
>>44060344
A big black dick
>>44060344
Darth Vader.
>>44060344
...it was an ancient Pepsi Clear!
>>44060344
IT WAS ME, DIO!
>>44060344
it granted you a BRAND NEW CAR! Congratulations contestants, you can pick up the keys to your new luxury vehicle after the show!
>>44060344
It was my lube bottle, now the next challenge will be even harder
>>44060400
>>44060411
>>44060344
it grants you immolat-ality!
>>44060344
it has granted you DOUBLE-immortality. Die once, shame on me.
... it's NOT!
>>44060400
>>44060411
Checked
double Dio
double double
..it was roofies! We're going to have a fun time tonight...
>>44060344
It's a bunch of my cum collected in a bottle, with edible glitter added in
>>44060344
Everything is so trippy!
>But instead, it opened a portal to my magical realm!
"..."
>Also known as the elemental plane of dragon pussy.
"..."
>Well, I'm going in. See you lot never.
"... what the fuck is it with wizards? This is beyond a sense of right and wrong."
>>44060344
It's just a harmless potion of paranoia.
>>44060344
Live honey badger will crawl out of your ass every 46 minutes.
>>44061064
...OR IS IT?
>>44061261
LLOOLLLLLL SO RANDUM!!! xDDDDD
HONEY BADGER LOL EPIC MEME
>>44060344
>"Aha, foolish adventurer! You believed that drinking the potion would grant you immortality, but instead
>It makes you soliloquize in larger-than-life language while addressing people in genre compliant categories paired with mild insults!"
>>44061553
Excuse me, Anon, but was the tone of this thread ever a serious one?
>leexcusememan.png
Also, in what way is your post made in response to mine of a higher caliber?
>>44061553
>>44061913
>>44060344
-- it was incredibly potent liquor. You are immediately tanked.
>>44060344
Idiot should've BUC tested, dip tested, and possibly used a scroll of identify on it before blindly quaffing a potion! Seriously are you an idiot?
>>44060344
>"Aha, foolish adventurer! You believed that drinking the potion would grant you immortality, but instead ___________"
Instead what?
Guys?
Come on say something.
Oh god it made me deaf!
>>44060344
It was the last can of SURGE!
Its horse piss, your friends are dicks
Surprise! beer
>>44060399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk
>>44060344
___ It was a POTION OF MORTALITY!
You are bound to die someday. Might be in 50 years, might be next sunday. You will never know before it is too late! Go now and live in fear for the rest of your potentially long, perhaps short life, never knowing when you are going to die!
Mwahahaha
>>44063020
Gah! You fiend!
>>44060344
>"Aha, foolish adventurer! You believed that drinking the potion would grant you immortality, but instead it was Bimbo Liqueor"
Good luck now, fuckaaah!
>"Aha, foolish adventurer! You believed that drinking the potion would grant you immortality, but instead"
the power of immortality was in you and your friendship all along!
..you will still die though
>>44063020
>>44063093
With every breath you take your inevidable end draws closer. You drank the seeds of your own demise.
