sup /tg/ brahs, would you have a quest in FATLAND?
>In 2040 diet companies lobby for draconian diet laws
>fatties are sent to weight loss camps
>fatties form their own country and secede from the U.S.
>Fatland soon becomes an economic superpower by governing using HAES principles
>America enters into a cold war with Fatland
>Fatland forms Fat Intelligence Network (FIN)
>The fats BTFO the CIA and FBI
>Eventually lead fat revolution
>Win against America
>>35153517
>>44017887
>tfw I have read FlatLand
>tfw I thought I could be a triangle
>tfw disappointed
>>44017887
wew let's try this again
>>>/fit/35153517
>>44017913
You can still be a sphere.
No, because this is the most retarded setting ever.
>governing using HAES principles
All 'merica needs to do is cut off Fatland's twinkie supply and they'd be in crisis from buttmad hambeasts rioting/giving themselves heart attacks
>>44018413
Ah!
>>44017887
After reading the /fit/ thread, I would love to have a game in this setting. Preferably on the size of America. I can actually see the HAES idiots basically being North Korea, but that's just what I think would happen based on their propaganda type.2 Pounds Good, 4 Pounds Better
>>44017887
What is HAES?
>>44019629
Health At Every Size, a body-positive motto that implies being fat doesn't come with any health risks.
This isn't real. This can't be real. I absolutely refuse to believe that this is real.
>>44019719
I'm sorry. It's real. More real than a kind world would allow. This is a screencap of an event that was held at my university last year. At the time, I was beginning my own diet, and shrinking from the 250 pound idiot I was to the too large but still wanting to be better 185 I am today. I still regret not going there with my friends who were fit to make fun of them.
>>44019835
It is sad, honestly.
It's alright to be fat if you are willing to accept the choices you make and the risks involved, but that doesn't mean you're beautiful, healthy, perfect, or anything most of that shit pushes.
And if you manage to be fat AND healthy, well then, congrats. You did what 99% of humans are physically incapable of doing, stop shilling it like you're fat Jesus.
>>44017887
>The fats BTFO the CIA
They're big guys
>That feel when no flatland
>A land full of flat little girls
Why even exist
>>44019985
Write it and make hundreds of dollars selling it to pedophiles, pedophilophiles and lolicons.
>>44020014
But what if I start consuming my own merchandise?
>>44020049
>eating paper
I think you'll be fine.
>>44020066
That's not what I meant.
>>44020072
I know. ;)
But anyway, if you write it, you'll realize you can't.
You'll know why when you do so.
>Was fat as fuck last summer
>Sister spouting HAES constantly
>Got /fit/ over the course of a year, lost 60 pounds, can LARP without getting winded now
>Mfw people actually acting like being fat is healthy
Not sure how the author thinks a nation made entirely out of people who are lazy and gluttonous would become an economic or military superpower.
>>44019835
No fuck you. I would rather accept that I live in some shared hallucination nightmare world formed by humanity's unconscious fears while they're trapped in a collective coma than to believe that this is where the future has lead us. None of this is real, and you can't convince me otherwise!
>>44020086
No doubt many people who have written smut have masturbated to it as well.
>>44019985
>tfw no qt 3.14 Hourglass flat chest Gf
Life truly is suffering
>>44020099
>>44020124
>Hourglass flat chest
What
Literally what?
>>44020119I know I have. Thanks /wst/
>>44020138
I think he means a flatchested girl with a hourglass figure. Not that hard to figure out.
>>44020138
Hourglass figure, flat chest. Sorry anon, posting from my phone.
>>44020156
>>44020160
>Flat chested
>hourglass figure
That means tits and ass in relatively equal proportions.
And you need to have tits to be an hourglass.
Otherwise, a flat-chested hourglass would just be a cylinder.
>>44020190
A flat chested hourglass cylinder then.
>>44020205
Good enough for me. Have a nice day, you pedophile.
>>44020215
You too, plebmaster.
Fatland has an economic advantage by not supporting people into old age. Talk to someone born in the 1950s. They will tell you older people were croaking quite early in their 50s and 60s. Mostly due to tobacco and alcohol probally. Quality of life was higher companies offered pensions in short lived retirement. American manufacturing was king after WWII.
>>44020229
I accept my fate.
Pic related, wish me luck.
>>44017887
How is being fat supposed to become an asset unless you work in cannibalism?
>>44017887
Is that another name for Tumblr?
>>44019985
>>44020891
I thought the 4th dimension was time or something
>>44020273I don't remember that room from iwbtg.
>>44020269
Actually in this setting, flatlanders regularly reach their 90's as all of the health complications associated with obesity were merely due to fat-shaming.
>fatties actually believe this
>>44020339
Well, they could forego agriculture for at least a year:
http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2012/07/24/3549931.htm
>>44021105Look up Not Another Needle Game and cry.
