>That feel you only get from killing heretics and their inhuman "waifus".
#justpaladinthings.
>waifus
>inhuman
stop right there criminal scum
>>43996279
Weeaboos have forfeited their right to humanity
Cleave and Smite
#JustPaladinThings
What about us wizard bros? We don't get smote do we? The vast majority of us are just sitting in our towers doing research. We don't experiment on people or nothing...well, not on what most people would consider people anyway.
>>43996159
Did /mgg/ finally decide to force you out?
>>43996159
>Not smiting heretics with your inhuman waifu
WERTZT DIE LANGEN MESSER AUF DEM BURGERSTEIG
LASST DIE MESSER FLUTSCHEN IN DEN CENTAURLEIB
>>43996159
We are the perfect balance of resourcefulness and strength. Answer me this my brothers, which divine do you follow and serve in their name?
>>43996398
>wizards
>bros
>>43996159
Pussy fuckin Paladins quibbling about "muh gods" and "muh alignment".
Real men swear their fealty to the King, and put the true enemies of the land to the sword.
>>43996159
>All these butthurt waifufags in this thread
>>43996992
>Answer me this my brothers, which divine do you follow and serve in their name?
>implying
Could you spare a moment to talk about Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour?
>>43997444
Absolutely heretic
>>43997461
Hi Philip, where's my money, honey?
>>43996398
>>43996279
>waifus
>human
anime girls are literally ayylmaos
>>43997434
This is actually what paladins are based on. Clerics used to be the ones farting around with gods, but somehow they got eclipsed by paladins. I blame d&d settings like greyhawk and forgotten realms for this, since paladins in those are tied to religious orders.
