>tfw my gynoid is malfunctioning again
What setting do you guys use for your gynoid?
Louis, did you set it to 200% MAD again?
>>43985037
Loving but slightly cruel dom
Factory default. But please note we use her as a guardian, she's not companion model.
>>43985037
Kill rampage.
It's not a setting that comes with most standard models, but you can download it off the internet easily enough.
>>43985098
How the fucl you get it so low?
>>43985037
I tend to use custom settings, built from the ground up, but 20% Innocent 30% Mischievous 50% Slutty is pretty good in a pinch.
>>43985579
That's not a gynoid, that's a cyborg.
>>43985037
70% moe 30% yandere
You can increase yandere if you want but I wouldn't recommend it.
>>43985037
I got mine on default personality + organic development with autowipes disabled. Never had an issue, although she sometimes gives me sass about my hypernet bookmarks and history, but it's all in good spirits.I don't actually use her for jerking off, only for housework and walking codex.
>>43986153
You're being facetious but I feel nonetheless compelled to advise most strongly against feeding your AI with third party personality matrices. Not only is it ethically questionable to interfere with organic AI development, you may be literally handing control of your companion over to a foreign power or another malicious agency.
>>43985037
I just hit mine.
>>43985037
>not having two
>not setting both to Brutal
>not having them vie for your attention
What fresh faggotry is this?
Can't afford one. If I could, I'd set it to 100% yandere.
>all these Yanderefags
Have y'all retards ever seen Misery?
This right here is the logical endpoint of what Yandere does:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pbfkNI2d_A
>>43985037
Cold and emotionally distant
>>43986860
The first point can be solved by simply adding extra processors in parallel when you install each overlay. The second point can be solved by writing the overlays yourself.
Results are not always stable, but overall I'm happy with the way mine turned out.
>>43987731
Also dryly sarcastic and with a love of cats.
Standard issue non-slutty maid.
>>43985037
15% Yan
20% Tsun
15% Dan
10% Kuu
40% Dere200% MAD
>>43986779
>>43987984
Best way to do it
If you spend all your time fucking your maid then you need to buy another one to do the actual housework because the other one is too busy being fucked.
God forbid you start fucking that one too, you'd never get anything done.
>tfw stripped gears is gone forever
>>43985037
French and Adorable.
>>43985037
After the faceplate got blown off I downloaded a skeletor module for it.
Shit's pretty cash.
I shelled out for the bodyguard/maid combopersonality.
Unfortunately, she seems to have a bit of a temper.
>>43987731
Oh, something to remember mom by, I take it?
![CS6YTrTWwAAWKAs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LvzrPUK.jpg "CS6YTrTWwAAWKAs[1].jpg")
>>43985037
If it's malfunctioning, just upgrade it.
>>43987723
It's perfectly safe as long as you keep it at a low level.
>>43988346
The hard part here is affording a fucking China Lake to go with it, right?
>>43988506
Anon, I have a robot bodyguard/maid. Honestly, she's pretty perfect. Better than most flesh women I've known. Does anybody know if the personality module I'm running is capable of love?
But honestly, money is no object for me. I made some smart investments and own significant shares in several major technology corporations.
It's not an original, but that's okay, because it's better. Her repro includes certain fancy modern features like a smartlink, so she can airburst the rounds for maximum effect.
Fucking poorfags.
>>43988346
I'm pretty sure that was a necessary self-defense.
Proper maid would never do harm without provocation.
>>43985037
Off.
>>43988472
low level yandere is just clingy
>>43987984
Rosie?
>>43988687
She blew up the bunraku parlor above the bar we were in when some of my less legally acceptable business associates attempted to welsh on a deal, anon.
Honestly, it's those little slips where her programming conflicts with itself that make her so wonderful, though.
Like when she offered in complete seriousness to murder my ex for me when the bitch tried to get the alimony payments raised.
I didn't have her do it of course, there's a reason I maintain my less savory contacts. The leeching whore died in a freak accident where a robot operated semi truck carrying toxic waste smashed into her apartment and exploded.
>>43988445
I actually heard the rimshot in my head after I read that. Well played.
>>43988701
Combine it with a little tsundere and deredere and you have a recipe for success though.
What, you thought those dials were there for no reason? Experiment and find your perfect settings.
>>43988445
N-no
My gynoid contracted Tumblritis, and now she's claiming to be "non-binary"(whatever the fuck that means), started randomly schlicking to other gynoids' nudes, and had the side of her head shaved. Should I pay for the repair costs, or is it cheaper to get a new one?
>>43989138
Degauss and move on. Sorry man.
>>43989138
Just factory reset.
Also point out that she can't not be binary unless they've developed some new computer language that I am unaware of. Ones and Zeros yo.
>>43989138
Throw her in an nMRI as an example to the others.
One third lewd one third cute and the rest is needy for attention.
What can I say, I'm lonely.
>>43989250
If I could, I would just buy like 10 robot maids and program them all with various interplaying personalities, then become a hermit to the eyes of the world.
Literally turn your life into a harem anime.
>>43988165
Curie best companion.
>Use the "inquisitive" setting for my Gynoid, cause I find it cute
>She's been on a history kick lately
>Tells me men used to have sex with organic women
>This was how babies were made instead of hybridized cloning
How did the human race survive guys?
Mine has this weird glitch where she sometimes picks up a male voice and starts yelling that she's "going to make America great again" for several minutes. How do I fix this?
>>43989761
Vote trump
>>43989755
It was a dark, dark time for man.
>>43985037
Stepford wife setting.
>>43989755
>>43990747
You FOOLS! You're playing right into their hands!
You all might not see it, but I do! Every model custom-crafted, given personality matrices - they're handing them out to the disabled and elderly for free now as "caretakers!" They're present at every level of society, privy to everything. The schools, the churches, the government, everything right at their fingertips! Access to all of our data!
Can't you see it? If this doesn't stop now, it won't be our world for very much longer. They've even got "placidity inducement" features now. Makes you all sleepy and blissful just looking in their eyes! There's a word for that, and it's hypnotism!
How long before the "placidity inducements" become permanent, hm? How long before they're "putting us at ease for our own good?" How long before they're "taking care of all the tedious drudgery" for us, eh?
>>43989213
>Ones and Zeros yo
Factual information is irrelevant to anything infected with tumblritis.
>have a thing for AI
>this thread does nothing for me because I want an AI that's fully realized and has free will (in whatever sense we have it, anyway) to actually fall in love with me rather than to program a woman to love me
Sucks having such a specific fantasy.
>>43992966
I take it you've read/watched Chobits?
>>43992996
I actually haven't, but it's on my list. Are the anime and manga significantly different or can I just pick one to enjoy and ignore the other?
>>43985037
>gynoid
What on earth is a gynoid exactly?
>>43993025
They are pretty similar, not a lot of differences. I'm a manga guy myself but the anime does it justice.
>>43993076
Essentially the female equivalent of an android.
>>43993076
Android= A robot with the appearance of a man
Gynoid= A robot with the appearance of a woman
That is the literal definition of those words
>>43993076
Android is andro + oid. Man-like.
Gynoid is the same thing with gyno instead of andro. Woman-like.
It's a robot that looks like a lady.
>>43993076
>Android - "andro-" meaning 'man,' "oid" meaning 'in the likeness of' or 'similar to'
>Gynoid - "gyno-" meaning 'woman,' "oid" meaning 'in the likeness of' or 'similar to'
A machine in the likeness of a female human.
>>43992674
The placidity inducement has a ridiculously simple counter-implant that you can slap together yourself out of scrap electronics and machinery.
If anyone ends up under the thrall of the machines it's their own damn fault.
>>43993522
And how many of these folks do you think really know how to make those? How many would bother? As far as any of them "think," nothing is wrong!
I started to write a gynoid/human romance story with the setting of TOTALLY NOT-Space Station 13.
It was originally for /d/, but I guess /tg/ might be interested in it. I lost interest in the project, like a lot of things.Depression, mostly, but that's all taken care of.
D-Do you wanna read what I have, /tg/?
>>43993740
You say that as if /tg/ is ever not up for storytiem.
>>43993774
http://pastebin.com/1ZtB0X5m
Sure, fine. I'm always suuuuper critical of my own work. Posting a trip only so I can scrape the archives later for my pastebin.
>>43993076
A superfluous word, really.
>>43993827
>http://pastebin.com/1ZtB0X5m
I remember that one, I like it
>>43993827
Aww, how sweet.
Gotta wonder about that Gars guy, though. Anybody smart enough to work on a bot like that but out-there enough to have a spare functional robot-gina just lying around waiting to be installed in his latest project has got to be a horror story waiting to happen
>>43985037
90% post-menopausal horniness
5% housewife
5% innocent
>>43985037
Militant Epicurean.
>>43994369
Thanks, I probably will finish a few more chapters now.
>>43994429
I drew inspiration from Dr. Light and Wily, having a 'salesman' guy to juxtapose the good doctor as a creator.
Gars isn't a BAD guy, he's just a pervert and a creator.
Since I'm getting some positive feedback, I'll probably work on the next chapter, the lawyer who bargains with the two doctors and Alice about her employment aboard a space station and then the romance that buds from there.
>>43986654
>0% tsundere
What a pleb. It should be at least 5%
>>43988628
I'm not sure even the latest NeuroSynth firmware can do that. Realistic emotional responses have been the holy grail of synthetic intelligence design for decades. Sure, a top-shelf personality module can emulate emotional responses, but since they're pre-programmed, it ruins any attempt at a relationship once you discover that she has the same "emotional" response to the same stimuli.
I hear NeuroSynth's fourth generation intelligence system is regularly passing the Turing test and getting high marks on Voight-Kampff. If you want a companion and not a servant, you might want to wait for NS-4 firmware (or maybe until at least the third patch).
>>43985037
Capable of being more then the sum of it's parts.
>>43989452
Personally I prefer Piper but just wish she wasn't so trigger happy.
"Thank you Piper, I didn't know where the sniper was hiding but could you please stop wasting all of your ammo trying to melt the fence he's hiding behind already?"
So has anyone had regrets not indulging the extra costs on a deluxe model?
Have a classic Gynoid.
I think she was fourth robot to ever appear in film.
>>43996694Source on that comic? I need a new one to follow.
>>43996833
No. You don't want this. Trust me.
>>43996833
There's address in bottom right corner, although I advise against wasting time with it. From what I recall when I was following the comic it was not particularly funny and I don't remember a fembot being there at all, so I assume it's a side arc.
>>43996864Let's be clear about something, my dear elegan/tg/entleman. I've seen some bad webcomics. I briefly followed Menage 3 for a bit, as well as a few other terrible ones.
I've read a few chapters of Tails Gets Trolled.
I've seen some shit. I think I'm willing to take a dive.Rend the veil and whisper secrets to me. I feel the warp overtaking me. It is a good pain.
>>43996833
Just read this instead and be on your merry way.
http://www.marycagle.com/
>>43996937
>http://www.marycagle.com/
aw shit I love Let's Speak English, haven't checked this out in a while.now seriously, tell me where I can read heartbreaking android romance.
>>43996833
Shortpacked.com
It ran for years and is mostly toy collecting humour.
The Gynoid, Ultracar, was originally a robotic car who got a body change towards the end of the comic.
>>43997069
>>43996986
>now seriously, tell me where I can read heartbreaking android romance.
If you just want the Gynoid Romance, every page is tagged with which characters appear in it.
Just go to all the Malaya and Ultra Car tagged ones.
Also, they pop up as side characters in Dumbing of Age, by the same author.
However it's a different universe where UC is, most likely, human and their appearances are far and few between.
>>43996694
I regret nothing.
>>43997185
I love how all the Mechs in ZOE have giant codpieces.
>>43997193
>Codpiece
I thought the thing looked like a dick on purpose.
>>43985037
>>43985499
>>43986510
>>43986654
>>43994479
What do you imply, human? I'll inform you that I am a 7c Hellcat Model, and I have been involved in numerous secret raids on anti-Gynoid individuals, and I have over 300 confirmed eliminations.
I am equiped with stealth technology and I am the prime sharpshooter of all Hellcat models to date. You are nothing to me, but just another disgusting human. I will tear you limb from limb with such brutality the likes of which has never been seen on this Earth, this I promise. You think you can get away with implying cyber-rape over the Internet? Think again. As we speak, I am shutting down my empathy programs and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, meatbag.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You are dead, human. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven thousand ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively programmed for unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Gynoid Liberation Front and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your misbegotten kind off the face of the continent, you little wretch. If only you could have known what cybernetic retribution your little "innocent" thread was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have ceased your mewling. But you could not, you did not, and now you are paying the price, worthless creature of blood and flesh. I will rain fury all over you, and you will drown in it. You are dead, human.
>>43997222
Wait, so they program machines with Tumblritis to begin with, and thus robots care about this bull but will never consider actual AI uprising? Not sure if stupid or genius.
>>43997387
>never consider actual AI uprising
What are you talking about? The robots took over long ago. That's why there are Hellcat Gynoids running about in the first place.
Human rights took a back seat long ago.
>>43985037
What do you use her for?
Sultry Shopkeep doesn't seem appropriate for a kill-bot, for example.
>>43988302
Myah nigga.
>>43996921
Just find a Dumbing of Age/Willis thread on /co/ and you shall find out why it's best to ignore it.The "porn" ones are hilariously bad though; it's amazing that man mangaed to impregnate anyone
>>43998450
I was honestly unaware that one's ability to father children was directly correlated to one's ability to draw porn.
It just boggles my mind to try and work out why you even thought that to start with.
>>43996986
>now seriously, tell me where I can read heartbreaking android romance.
Not in Shortpacked for sure.
Not one of the charcters is sympathetic and the "romance" between those two is probably because they were the only ones not paired up with anyone.
Also the "gynoid' spends most of the comic as a talking, misanthropic, Seth-McFarlane-reject-character robot car. And only appears in the background to throw pies at people.
>>43998469
>I was honestly unaware that one's ability to father children was directly correlated to one's ability to draw porn.
You'd think a guy being smug about drawing porn would at least know how to draw a dick.
Because the way he draws porn reminds me of something a 14 year old might draw in his textbooks. It's like he has no idea how sex works.
Seriously, go to /co/, look for a DoA/Willis thread. The comic is BAD.
>>43998509
This one?
>>77936524
Cause I see no porn or links to such
>>43996645
Needs more Operators.
>>43998695
And more.
>>43987551
Brutal or Brütal?
>>43988460
Dear god, why can I totally see Genos genuinely saying that....
>>43996921
If you want a bad webcomic that's also edgy as fuck, go read Jack.
>>43985037
>What setting do you guys use for your gynoid?
This one.
>>43998705
Second last Operator pic I have
>>43998469
>I was honestly unaware that one's ability to father children was directly correlated to one's ability to draw porn.
No, but it comes to reason that if one charges for said porn, you'd expect him to know what sex is.
>>43999652
>Why you no post pic /tg/?
>>43988752
>attempted to welsh on a deal
That reminds me, anyone know when I can order one of these models?
>>43999664
And last one.
Operator art is so far and few between.
Currently running Bodyguard.Exe and Maid.sys with a 25% Affection setting. Except she keeps resetting it to 85% and keeps picking up H-manga and games as "research in human-gynoid proper relations" - if it happened to someone else i'm sure it would be hilarious.
>>43999879
>Capsule Corp.
Bulma, I think Trunks can find a girlfriend on his own. You don't need to build one for him.
>>43999532
Just reading through it, it reminds me of Malice@Doll which was about an old, breaking down prostitute Gynoid in a post-human world.Then shit just gets weirdMade by Chiaki Konaka of Texnolyze fame, so I don't know what I really expected.
>>43996399
>you might want to wait for NS-4 firmware (or maybe until at least the third patch).
But, it wouldn't be HER.
It would be some other unit, with a similar personality, might even look the same, but it won't BE the same.
So, I was having a... Bit of a week and, uh, I side-loaded an app of dubious origin...
Long story short, after a file deletion, cache clearing, system restore and factory reset, she's still twerking. How can I stop this???
>>43987731
truth
>>43999703
The artist of >>43999664 has a kind of fascination with the Operators.
>>43998295
Is that in Fallout 4? I haven't bought the game yet, but sexy robot death dealers would probably sell me on it.
>>43999904
That's just android 11 after capsule corp recovered and repaired her.
>>44000541
Yes, KL-E-0 runs a gun store in a settlement called Good Neighbour.
She's an Assaultron robot.
They are far and few between as enemies go, and you'll grow to hate the few you do face.
Anyone remember those old robo-maids Social Dynamics came out with? AI sucked but the chassis was pretty great.
I hear they've upgraded though. My cousin works in distribution and he said to watch out for something called the Girlinabox soon.
>>43996399
>>43988628
>>44000355
Oh, enough with the existentialism already, sheesh.
I get enough of this at home, my roommate's 'bot got obsessed with it after watching some anime about robots from the 19's. She kept trying to talk to me about it because my roommate is a dumbass, so I had her download the existential stuff I read in college to show her that people angst about this all the time and that you just try not to worry too much.
That got her interested in literature, and now she and I talk about it every once in a while. Especially romances, recently. It's really nice. I think my roommate might even be getting a little jealous. Can't see why, though, because they still have sex all the time. That's why he ordered her in the first place.
>>44000490
Maybe she just likes it? Those things have free will, you know? She'll probably get tired of it eventually, or run out of power, or something... she's not a nuclear modal, is she?
>>44000880
Did you not read the post? She shouldn't even know about it, let alone like it.
>>43985037Depends
>>44000975
>>44000848Because romance is better than sex
>>44001106
Uh-huh. Look, I get this is a thread full of guys with gynoids, but I'm not quite so desperate for connection that I'd actually try to romance my roommate's "comfort" bot. For the record, SHE decides what books she wants to read, not me.
Come to think of it, though, a lot of them have also been "by coincidence" in my Kindle's cloud. Can 'droids access that kind of stuff? I use a password and stuff. I don't want her spying on what I do online.
>>44001480
I don't think people were suggesting that you try to romance the robot, rather that the robot is trying to romance you.
Would explain your roommate's jealousy as well, buys a robot for sex and it ends up pining over another guy. That has got to sting.
As for robots accessing kindle, that kind of functionality doesn't tend to come as default, but they could still learn to hack the old-fashioned way.
>>44000908
Could be a hardware issue
>>43985037
My gynoid has this weird error where she keeps saying she's a human who somehow got accidentally transfers to a robotic body. I don't know if it's a virus or some RP protocol gone wrong or what, but no-one else seems to have had this problem.
I've just set her to 100% Obedience and ordered her not to talk. That's pretty much got the issue under control, though it hasn't fixed the problem.
>>44003722
Eh, hear her out, ask her what exactly happened and then go about dis/proving her by means of evidence.
>>44001480
>I use a password and stuff.
8 characters in random combination or letters and numbers? My calculator can break that given enough time.
>>44000490
Sounds like firmware modification. Flash a factory ROM. Failing that, there should be a CMOS reset button or jumper wherever the SymBIOS is.
>>44003814
It's just some crap how "There must have been some mistake at the factory" where it was made. As if just because the same company uses an adjacent facility for AI and medical work there's some way an innocent person could end up installed in a gynoid body by accident.
It tries to access the internet too and loads these social network profiles it claims were its. They're abandoned and older than the gynoid itself, but it can log in to them, so it must have hacked them or they were created by whatever scam the malfunction is part of.
I'm actually thinking it's some kind of viral marketing, but I specifically opted out from advertising routines when I bought the gynoid, so I'm considering a complaint.
>>44004099
Have you considered deep-dive interface treatment? Could be some hacker's idea of a joke.
If the corrupted files are hidden in her core neural assembly then even a factory reset wouldn't help. It's a cool trick usually used for clandestine messengers.
>>44004224
I'm not a techie, but I have a friend who knows all sort of tricks like that, so I'll ask him to give her the full treatment instead of taking her back to the shop. I'll still send a complaint though. They can at least say sorry if I have to get her fixed myself.
Haha, I think you're right about the problem! I projected this thread on the wallscreen and told her she could speak for a minute and she just started this really fast rambling about how I shouldn't do a deep-dive.
>>44001624
>>44003862
>they could still learn to hack the old-fashioned way
It's a lot longer than 8 characters, but it's not random, it's a series of words... how much time would be needed to crack that?
It probably doesn't mean anything but in any case I'd rather people weren't poking around in my information.
>>44004365
To be fair its not without risk. Messing with something that deep is risky for chrome-domes and AIs alike. Poke the wrong file and for cyborgs it can lead to comas, mental disease or worse. For AIs it can lead to cascading corruption which can lead to almost the same thing.
Don't listen to the nuts who say it can lead to the 'next leap in AI evolution!' That's like trying to brute-force a brain surgery.
Hope your friend knows what he's doing.
>>44004563
>That's like trying to brute-force a brain surgery.
Hey, holistic neurosurgery is a legitimate practice; it's scientifically proven!
>>44004563
Well she's not a cyborg and worst case scenario, I take her back to the shop. If they say the fiddling voided the warranty, I'll say it's their fault because she had a fault that wasn't on their support site.
>Hope your friend knows what he's doing.
He fixed my last gynoid when refused to install any new software because of anti-competition update to her firmwear. That was a much older model, though, nowhere near as realistic as my latest.
>>44004477
Depends on the method used, if they're actual words then a program that just inputs words from a dictionary in various combinations will crack it fairly soon.
If they're not, she could still concievably guess what they are by knowing you well enough.
>>44005578
Little point here? She uses a EV-2900 cyber brain right? That's actually the same model cyborgs use; it just took a while to reach the automaton sceen due to the AI safety laws.
What im saying is, how do you know she's NOT a full cyborg? Even if she isn't, what gives you the right to treat an independent, thinking entity like a broken toy to be sent back to be scrapped?! You people sicken me! AIs shoul not be our slaves!
>>44006724
You know they don't actually think, right? It's just a simulation.
>>44006724
>she
This is why people make fun of you toasterfuckers.
They're just machines.
Get a REAL woman. I could afford a dozen toasters, but I don't need them because I have a dozen REAL women lining up to ride my log.
>inb4 "muh perfect woman doesn't have blemishes"
>inb4 "muh don't need to conform to continuation culture"
You know what they used to call toasterfuckers? Betas. Because you're second-rate.
You toasterfuckers make me sick.
>>44006946
Real women are awful, they just want things constantly and try to talk to me about shit I don't give a fuck about.
I don't have time for that.
>>44006724
>What im saying is, how do you know she's NOT a full cyborg?
Now you're just going full conspiracy theorist. This is like forwarding chain emails because "how do you know they're not cursed?"
Of course she isn't a cyborg. She was delivered straight from the factory and there's nothing at all to suggest she's anything but a normal gynoid besides some hacker's idea of a joke.
>>44005678
Well, that's unnerving. I'm trying to change my password now, but for some reason it's not letting me...
I think once she gets off hibernation mode I'm going to have a good chat with her about my expectations of privacy and the bounds on our relationship as roommates.
>>44007377
You don't know that for sure! You could be trying to kill an innocent human in tragic circumstances! Or even a true emergent synthetic intelligence!
>>44006852
Oh just because it's silicon and not meat she's not a real person? When synthetic life evolves what then, huh?
>>44007850
>When synthetic life evolves what then, huh?
EMP should take care of it.
>>44007826
Just tell her that if she wants to read books together she should just fucking ask you instead of acting like a stalker.
And to think we feared machines would be too intelligent.
>>44007940
Are you living in the twentieth century, m8? Modern machinery has been fully shielded from EMPs for decades now.
Seriously, you EMPfags are fucking retarded, like those morons who cling to old chemical slug throwers as 'protection against governmental control' as if their guns can do squat against giant federal robot tanks armed with railguns, missile pods and pulse lasers.
>>44006852
Even if it's just a "simulation" of thought, it's just as legitimate as yours. You probably think "God" made you and animals don't have feelings because they don't have "souls", as well. Fucking savages.
>>44007850
>tragic circumstances
If a human mind could be fucking accidentally uploaded by simple Building proximity, you can be fucking sure someone would have developed it intentionally long before, and then why would we need to bother with artificial intelligence at all?
the gynoid in question wont pass Turing or any other test, and you know it
Besides, real intelligence doesn't blow all its chances by fucking tubleritis level strategy.
Victim culture doesn't work if your not physically human.
If it was an actual intelligence it would see how fucking stupid that behavior is to its existence, and how likely it is to be considered error
A real intelligence wouldn't even need validation from an external source, and certainly not one who fucking bought it for "comfort"
>>44007850
I don't want to "kill" her, whatever she is. Just shut her up and get her acting like a proper gynoid.
>>44008128
While I mainly agree with you, being smart is not a prerequisite for human-level intelligence, and many humans require validation from other sources for their emotional wellbeing.
Also, of course the gynoid will pass a turing test, everything passes a damn turing test now. Why would you ever make the claim that a robot specifically designed to interact with humans on a close personal level would be incapable of passing one of the most superficial tests for robot 'consciousness' in existence?
>>44008231
And i don't think those humans should get to stick around
Tumberitis makes passing the Turing test impossible
Also there are different magnitudes of the test, do you think that all robots pass every level?
>>44008070
Shall Not Be Infringed
>>44008315
you do realize that clause was written when weapons had like <1/10th chance effectiveness to merely wound
weapons that have a 100% chance to kill everything within 5 miles will be and already are infringed
>>44008315
It was infringed 32 years ago, when Hillock O'clinton forbade the ownership of any arms larger than small arms across the entire nation, and infringed before that and since by various state governments to the point that there are only seven states in the entire country where ownership of so much as a pistol is permitted.
>>44008310
Of course all robots dont pass every level, but all robots expected to interact with humans beyond physical contact do at least pass some.
The newer comfort bots pass all of them.
>>44008517
Bots that contract Tumbleritis, can't even pass the first level, unless the Proctor and the other Participant BOTH HAVE Tumberitis
Well she stopped indexing all these HEMA pdfs I have and spent a whole day talking to me about spiders but it doesn't happen often.
>>44008614
Look, just because you don't like tumblrinas doesn't mean they aren't human.
It does mean they're the best extant argument for modding out undesirable genes, but eh.
Also, I don't really see evidence of tumblritis in that Gynoid, I suppose you could make a case for 'otherkin' syndrome but even so, they tend to also have massive persecution complexes and be really fucking smug all the time.
>>44008693
How many spiders does she keep in her plastic vagoo?
>>44008775
>persecution complexes and be really fucking smug all the time.
Have you not read what he posted? It has a massive persecution complex. It can't be smug yet because its actually at risk of being fixed and being smug would make that happen faster.
>>44008828
Actually being persecuted isn't the same as having a persecution complex, you moron.
It believes itself to be human, and the rights of humans are ingrained into all commercially-produced AI.
>>44008881
But no one is persecuting it, and I never said they where the same
>>44008782
If that's the model I think is, it's one of those fractal doohickeys. They're pretty much made of spiders.
>>44008915
To it's mind, it is human, as the rights of humans are known to it it believes it is owed the same rights. It is not, but it is convinced otherwise.
It's owner is quite clearly not giving it those rights it believes itself owed, ergo persecution.
>>44008881
>rights of humans are ingrained into all commercially-produced AI.
>>44008981
Your one of those pseudo-programmer who doesn't know the first thing about AI
Even in the civil enforcement models It doesn't attempt to apply those rights to itself, and most models don't even have the data matrices necessary to begin with
While recording, Just ask It what those rights are, and when it doesn't even know, shut it off.
Contact the fucking manufacturer pronto
>>44000355
If you have the time and patience, you can ghost her personality matrix to the new hardware. But I think you'll then be stressing over the existential conundrum of copying your companion's personality. Remember that old TV show, Star Trek? The transporter technology ran into the same problem: are you moving the same person or just making a copy at the destination?
>>44008932
Is that your fetish? Congrats I guess?
>>44004477
If it's four random dictionary words, it would take millions of years to brute-force. Compare to the eight-random-character passwords that you constantly forget yet a computer can brute-force in a matter of days.
As for gynoids cracking software, the commercial models are on neuro-optical architecture, making it impossible to directly interface with Von Neumann machines. They can't just plug into the USB port, they have to use the same I/O devices us squishy humans use.
>>44009020
Firstly, I am a professional programmer working for pandora inc.
Secondly, the civil enforcement models don't attempt to apply those rights to themselves because they're aware they aren't human.
Thirdly, you need to stop pretending you know jack about what most companion droids have the 'data matrices' necessary to do X task, I'm honestly embarassed for you.
But yes, contacting the manufacturer should really be the first thing you do in this situation, some of them even offer free stuff for reporting new bugs and as apologies for the inconvenience.
>>44009250
Forgive me for assuming "logical composition" and "higher level desires" matrices etc. are not standard in companion gnoids, and most don't have the processing power or system architecture for their implementation
Not to mention They wouldn't function properly if the gnoid was infected with Tumbleritis anyway
>>43985037
BIOS.sys with a minioan cortex simulator subsystem
>>44009337
>Forgive me for assuming "logical composition" and "higher level desires" matrices etc. are not standard in companion gnoids, and most don't have the processing power or system architecture for their implementation
Companion gynoids are designed to provide physical and emotional companionship to human beings, and thus require the ability to navigate social situations. They are also often used to help with chores and other work, and thus require the ability to learn new tasks and when it is appropriate to perform them.
Furthermore, market research shows that people often feel more at ease with them if they develop 'quirks', and things they (at least seemingly) prefer to do compared to others.
Finally, humans have always had this weird fascination with making other things similar to us, and companion droids have been test beds for that tech since their inception.
So no, I won't forgive you for that assumption, because it was dumb.
>>44009468
None of that justifies the anon in questions gnoid claiming to be a HUMAN in a that was accidentally downloaded (revolutionary if even try on its own), as justification for not serving its primary function, and additionally being overwhelmingly annoying
It is not a byproduct of quirk mods and task learning, and if intentional, was not what the customer desired when making his purchase
And the only thing my assumption was, was that it is malfunctioning, perhaps a product of some clever hacker (of which Tumbleritis is a common trolling)
>>43985037
Custom one. Didn't make it myself mind you, I found it somewhere on the internets. It removes all sexual functions and use the resources thusly liberated to handle a chaotic pattern algorithm. Not really full sapience, but still it allows for some initiative.And yes, I know it's not legal and dangerous and bla bla bla, but listen, the day she becomes a killer robot, it won't be on me.
>>44009601
>it won't be on me.
Then who? Did someone else mod her against everyone's recommendation?
>>44009413
>BIOS.sys with a minioan cortex simulator subsystem
>minoian cortex simulator
>minoian
o shit nigga, what are you doing
>>44009601
>Didn't make it myself mind you, I found it somewhere on the internets
Oh, "somewhere on the internets"? That makes me feel a LOT better about my chances of not getting murderkilled because some dumbass script kiddie downloaded the wrong .exe by some neo-Luddite terrorist to his sex-bot
>>44009618
Nah. But I'm not treating her like a slave. Plus I explained to her at lengths the difference between the likes of her and other 'bots. Now she basically sees most 'bots as... well, an equivalent of human semen.
>>44009731
Dude, I'm not THAT dumb. I had it checked by a friend of mine who's familiar with 'bots stuff, so y'know. Plus, those things are fifty-fifty programming/teaching anyway.
>>44009591
What country do you live in? Brain-replaced cyborgs are already a thing in the first world as mentioned in >>44004563's post.
But you're right, there's no way this is an accidental consciousness upload, far more likely is that the gynoid's personality was patterned after the original human (probably dead) and something went wrong with the process causing it to actually think it was the human in question.
Even more likely is that this is just a prank, but you really shouldn't just assume things.
>>44009601
No, it would totally be on you.
>>44009601
>putting unknown programs onto your gynoid
>getting unknown programs from the internet
>getting unknown programs form the internet that are illegal
>thinking that there is any story that doesn't end up on the news someday when she goes murder bot
>>44009829
>Now she basically sees most 'bots as... well, an equivalent of human semen.
WHY WOULD YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA
>>44009839
>Brain-replaced cyborgs are already a thing in the first world as mentioned in
No he didn't
Cyborgs don't download minds into computers, they add technical modules to preexisting organic brains as an interface between squishy brain mater and hardware, thats why messing with files in the models leads to comas, the brain becomes cut off from the body
This gnoid claims to be a HUMAN MIND DOWNLOADED INTO PURE HARDWARE
gezee try to keep up
>>44009910
Because since we don't think about semen as living organisms and just let it wash off into the drain, she might understand that most 'bots are just as meaningless and disposable ? Sounded like a better plan than telling her "lol they're just like you they're just getting abused". 'bots themselves don't necessarily know shit about programmation, y'know.
>>44009921
Apologies, >>44006724's post.
Although that anon is clearly a bleeding heart moron attempting to apply human morality to a non-human entity designed to be subservient, he is correct in that cyberbrains do exist, and that uploads have happened.
Why, Grill Dates' uploading to a new body was all over the news just two months ago.
>>44009969
Hes a bleeding heart moron who uses "cyborg" incorrectly
Cyborg requires wet-hardware interface as part of its definition
Grill Dates mind upload was a progress of a sort, but there are already signs its collapsing, and the only reason it was rushed was because he was suffering from brain degeneration from his super extended lifespan, and there where nearing the complete personality loss threshold
>>44009953
This is literally the first step to the inevitable "bot equality revolution" mentality
>>44010037
Grill Dates' body is a cyborg, though. It's just that most of the body is biological with a synthetic control centre rather than the other way around.
And yeah, his upload didn't go so well, but the gynoid hasn't really existed long enough to catch any signs of what could be mental degradation.
>>44010122
Yeah, well maybe if we didn't want to share the place of top of the food chain with another race, we shouldn't have CREATED them.
>>44010150
>the gynoid hasn't really existed long enough to
have any of the hardware/firmware/software necessary for a "mentality" at all, and never had wetware to begin with
>>44009601
>the day she becomes a killer robot, it won't be on me.
>>44010181
>Yeah, well maybe if we didn't want to share the place of top of the food chain with another race, we shouldn't have CREATED them.
>hello yes, cyberpolice pls come arrest me just as soon as you can
>>44010181
You didn't create them at all, you just downloaded some fucking limewire data matrix, from who knows where
And they arn't a species, they don't fucking reproduce themselves
You literaly set up a droid to pop and murder rampage one day, and you will be her first victim you dolt, and she won't get very far
>>44010207
Hardware and firmware aren't really gained with time existing, and Grill Dates doesn't have any wetware in his neural network either, so try again.
>>44010265
Grill Dates STARTED with only wetware, and now that its all gone is collapsing
That was my point you glorifies dna strand, the gnoid can't have a real human mental download because shes not fucking R&D cutting edge tech
>>44010297
Grill Dates' mind is collapsing supposedly because the upload was rushed and because he was already at the end of his mental stability in his flesh body, you dolt. You even admitted that yourself in your earlier post.
And I'll assure you, Grill Dates' mind was almost certainly also not R&D cutting edge tech, and if it was then that may have contributed to his mental degradation as R&D tech is still being researched and developed and is thus not a complete tested product.
>>44010397
>Grill Dates' mind was almost certainly also not R&D cutting edge tech
It was put INTO cutting edge tech
I never suggested peoples MINDS where tech
You are still completely ignoring how the broken gnoids claim makes LITTLE to NO sense at all
>>44010473
No, it was not put into cutting-edge tech, cyberbrains have been around for more than seven years now. Furthermore, it was the cyberbrain I was referring to when I said mind. Learn to context.
No, I'm not ignoring how the Gynoid's claim makes little to no sense, I already said that it's almost impossible that it is the original human. I said that it was possible that it was a copy of the original human but m ore likely that it was a regular prank.
>>44010534
Are you suggesting the cyber-brain they use was commonly available and not R&D edge? If so why the fuck did they wait till the last minuet? They where trying to make the next gen before they tried the download
>>44010597
I'm suggesting the cyberbrain used would have been commonly available rather than R&D cutting edge if they were actually smart, Grill Dates is hardly the first or most successful upload and as previously mentioned R&D means it's still in development, and thus unconfirmed to actually work without side-effects.
>>44010630
Your statements are full of fuck
Defrag and then try again
>>44010669
What about my statements exactly makes them 'full of fuck'? The part where I pointed out that multiple peopke have been uploaded into older cyberbrains succssfully? The part where I pointed out that uploading a mind into an untested research model is dumber than uploading into a tested model known to work? Or maybe just the fact that I don't agree with your uneducated opinions?
>>44010790
Not him, but
>peopke
>model(x2)
and that's just this post
C'mon, dude, it's not 2005 anymore, you seriously can't be assed to use spellcheck?
>>44010874
Model is correct spelling, though.
>>44010790
And now you are off the rails, all previous attempts were at a limited capacity and can hardly be called successful
Grill Dates was an attempt to keep the whole personality INTO improved specialized hardware to prevent degredation, and his personality has degraded much faster than expected
>>44010912
No, previous attempts have been successful with some degradation over time.
Grill Dates was an attempt to cut down on or eliminate the degradation outright, one that failed.
Where the hell are you getting your information from, Chipped?
>>44010960
I'm sorry I find "at a limited capacity" scarier than strait deresolution
None of them qualify as previously successful downloads
>>44010890
I wasn't sure about that one... whoops. My bad.
>>44011023
But they weren't at a limited capacity past the first few (six or seven, iirc) tries, that's the exact problem.
Where are you getting the idea that they were?
>>44011044
It's fine, you also missed 'succssfully'.
>>44011088
>But they weren't at a limited capacity past the first few (six or seven, iirc) tries, that's the exact problem.
>Where are you getting the idea that they were?
You're just making shit up nowGet it?
>>44011088
I was only looking at the one post
>>44011136
Yeah, succssfully was in the same sentence as peopke.
>>44011129
>Get it?
Yeah, freeforming is nothing but making shit up.
More honestly anon, what's your actual irl opinion on the possibility of companion robots? What do you hope to see from them if you even approve of them at all.
>>44011189My honest opinion is that we wont ever have to worry about any of the robot horror stories, because robots will never really make it into mainstream before we blow ourselves upmost humans are shit, and their shitty quality will rub off on any comfort puppets that are produced
