Your character is separated from his party due to being sent on his own personal quest of enlightenment. His quest pertained to simply walking around in solitude to calm your thoughts, heal your spirit, and to find inner peace as well as understanding. You have been ordered not to speak for the duration for the quest, only speaking when you feel it's right, and when you feel you have achieved what you were instructed to do.
Your first words must be a lament, of not only before but what you have experienced. Your quest it feels like, and your mouth is unbound. It is time to speak. What does he/she say for their soliloquy?
>>43960612
"I can't remember a damn thing.
>>43960662
>>43960612
"Well, that was fukken boring."
>>43960612
"I never got to see her tits man"
>>43960612
"What a load of bullshit. Not only did I not receive a boon from the Gods, but I didn't even get to flay one person alive."
>>43960612
"G
>>43960612
"Okay, I rolled an 18, good enough?"
>>43960612
"I really gotta pee."
>>43960612
"Those Emperor-forsaken bastards left me behind."
Add in hiding from alien troops and this is what my character has done for the last month.
"Well, this was a waste of time."
I killed myself due to my stillborn child and I've been walking around as a corpse for over twenty years.
>>43960612
Bugger
>>43960612
And now I'm lost, fuck the underdark
So how much XP did I get for this?
>>43960612
>His quest pertained to simply walking around in solitude
Sounds like that wizard dream bullshit from Dragon Age Origins, so my first words would be "Delete Local Content"
>>43960612
My bard falls, exhausted, at the foot of the universes greatest whorehouse. Parched but strangely compelled to speak he rasps out a whisper to the door man: "that was terrible...wheres the wine and whores?"
>>43960612
"That was fucking pointless! Next time, I'm settling for a bloody confession."
>>43960612
"The rent and charges and interests for this year amount to 1865 gold pieces, sir"
>>43960612
"that was wasted time...now i gotta do something to catch up."
/thread
>>43960612
''Well that was trippy as fuck''
/tg/ - the worst indians
>>43960612
>"Death comes when no man expects it- as often at home and in safety as on the battlefield."
>"So with all the things I have to lose at stake and the world filling up with conflict, the only thing I can do is make sure I'm fighting for a cause worth dying for."
>>43965139
Spotted or feathered?
>>43960612
Ahh, shit. It's dinnertime.Fourteen year-old Mahou Shoujo that lives with her unknowing parents. Any 'quest of enlightenment' could amount to would be a walk in the local park
>>43965475Extinct.
"They fucking left without me."
>>43960612
I still can't believe that two pistols suck.
>>43960612
>must be a lament
Why?
I've had a friend go on some bullshit spiritual journey once, forced seclusion, fasting, vow of silence and all that shit.
Her first words once it was over?
"Let's get some Maccas."
It was a day before she even spoke to her own family about it.
Words of significance can come later.
>>43960612
"Whoa."
>>43966359
I know I would do the exact same thing, maybe put some prepared line in front of it.Except I wouldn't ask for McDonalds.
Your friend has some strange taste.
>>43964127
You can't /thread your own posts faggot. Especially since your post was shit
