hey /tg/ we are trapped in a small cave with a very destructive object at the center. You cannot leave without disposing of it and cannot touch it. You have one tank warrior, a rogue with daggers and chains and a mace and an archer. You also have a giant lion called Allah. What do?
allah hu ackbar
Literally cannot leave?
Literally cannot touch it in any way?
>>43951989
You throw the fucking mace at it, are you daft?
RANGED SMITE!
yes the MD has made this this very clear and is a bit of a dick about it
and we cannot touch it with our body
>>43951989
If nothing can touch it, how is it destructive?
>>43951989
>a giant lion called Allah
This is heresy, bro. You shouldn't tell people unless you want to get arrested.
it is destructive in a magical radiation way like if plutonium was covered is sprinkles we are losing 1-6 health per turn more if we do something stupid.
>>43951989
Tie chains around object. Link other end of chains to Lion. Use lion to drag the object to where it can be disposed of safely.
>>43951989
Force Allah to swallow the object, then wall him up inside a black stone cube, where a death cult will gather to worship him forever.
i get the mage to mage hand it
DM said the chains and daggers are important to the story and a bad roll will cause them to melt the mage is out side the cave and cannot enter as he will die instantly upon entering
>>43952719
then i throw a damp cloth on it
