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gomen for nat20
>>43917340
They wasted a perfectly good occasion to make a headline: "Presidential candidate wants to kill babies."
>>43917340
>>43917754
>ヤマタノオロチン
>ン
>>43917829
Poor Jeb. One of the largest combined efforts to get a man elected in history, laid low by one maniac with a toupee.
>>43917880
Source?
>>43917779
I've been laughing at this for so long. My god.
>>43917340
>implying you'd fall for killing baby hitler
>>43918032
Go to bed, Jeb.
>>43917892
>>ヤマタノオロチン
>>ン
do I wanna google it?
>>43917779
I'm honestly not sure if half of these are fake or not.
>>43918184
You and at least 2 other anons in every one of these threads...
>>43918208
>BeachedWhalesReturningToSea.webm
>>43918251
Just for you, since you seem to need a little help with this.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cetacea
>>43918214
I could've sworn I've heard Ice T say some of this shit.
>>43918251
firstly, that has nothing to do with tg. Secondly, for some reason I find the guy standing in the back the funniest part, especially since he seems to be holding what is either a leash or a whip.
>>43918512
>not Slavic Technosorcery Construct
you disgust me
>>43918456
criminally underrated
>>43917340
>Fucking with the timeline
And this is why nobody likes Jeb Bush
>>43918844
aww damn that got me
>>43918851
Should be: "Every female fighter PC"
>>43918958
>FortheloveofgodMontressor.jpg
>>43918958
For the love of God, Montressor!
>>43918989
The one on the right is a dude.
>>43919032
>>43919040
>MontressorMind.pnp
>>43919065
You're everything wrong about drow.
>>43919087
That's the wrong picture.
>>43917779
I love that guy. He's basically everything that was good about /b/
>>43918184
>>43918214
Cant speak for all of them
>some of them are real
>>43918366
Your filename was worse senpai. Brevity and all that.
>>43919214
I didn't provide a filename, only a link.
>>43919040
>>43919032
>>43919081
that was getting old
also, it's Montresor. One 's'.
Had a session where our party face was down, so all the strikers were just going around intimidating everybody until they sorta got what they needed to proceed to the next hook.
>>43918844
Took my 2 days, but I finally figured it out.
>The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
>>43918504
Is this shit real holy kek
>>43918634
Once did that in Dark Heresy.
>Found an old mothballed Hover Rhino
>Needed to evacuate a group
>Our own transport wouldn't arrive in time
>Found the keys and 'enough' fuel to get the rhino clear before obligatory BBEG lair self-destruct
>No weapons are equipped to the Rhino and there won't be room for us and the NPCs
>So we sat on top or were hanging off the side, opening fire on the mooks trying to stop us as we make our getaway
>>43919632
Two days? I wouldn't advertise that.>Shadowrun Mentor Spirits
Or>Money based morality
>>43918512
>YFW somewhere in the 40k universe space russia exists, and its far too slavshit to be corrupted by mere chaos gods.
>>43917947
what the fuck? This shit can't be real, who is this bitch?
>>43918480
I think he's holding a trunk of kelp.
Source: I'm from California
>>43919717
Source?
>>43919643
its from liartownusa
i wish it was real, i would watch the shit out of that
>>43918386
Heh, I get that reference
>>43919497
Just like filename threads.
>>43919774
Bladerunner.
>>43919774
Really?
The original movie is Blade Runner. The subs are fake.
>>43919732
>massive regiment of Chaos Lords and Tech Heretics trying to corrupt this one fucking ancient rifle into service
>Khorne himself descends in fire and darkness
>Immediately puts hands up to cover face in shame as he runs from the room as he recognizes the gun, who recognizes him, and starts to scream at him in Slav to shame him for thinking gun is not good enough as is, you think you am do better? YOU THINK YOU IS DO BETTERS, HUH?!
>>43920079
Well, they put out the AKM and AK74, so there were obviously improvements to be made.
>>43919774
Just... Fucking. God dammit. I'm hating this as hard as I'm hating the recent one about anon not knowing who Kirk is.
I know I shouldn't. I know that. But fuck everything.
>>43919851
>i would watch the shit out of that
It would be extremely hard to do it justice though, since you'd have to manage to give Shadowburn, The Order, and Nugent all enough screentime to get their plans across without the plot seeming rushed or schizophrenic, all within 2 hours.
Especially since there's two BBEGs and an Eldritch Evil that would all have to make a showing at the climax of the film, or else audiences would be disappointed.
>>43920293
He might be referring to the source for the edit. There are a few of them floating around, because that is certainly not how the scene went down in any of the cuts of the movie.
>>43920177
Just imagine, though. Imagine the ultimate end. Imagine the true finale of 40k.
>In the darkness of the far future in the year 40,000, there is only war.>And then, the Slavs attacked.
>>43920338
Thank you anon. I can only hope so.
>>43920293
Anon, I've seen the movie multiple times, and I didn't realize what it was until someone mentioned it. The edit really throws it off.
>>43920053
The crazy part is...he really did enjoy it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk
>>43920459
>start of a lesbian spelunking trip
>>43919732
It's called Vostroya, and they field the single best Imperial Guard regiment in the galaxy.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RT4kCAb.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>43920607
No, those are Czarist Russkies. You want REAL Slavs, call Valhalla. They love snow, killing greenskins, and having commanders like Kubrik Chenkov.
They also have the distinction of the single best commissar in the world.
>>43920716
Valhallans are Finnish you mong!
>>43920450
>>43920748
What is the evil demon a reference to?
>>43920838
Descartes?
>>43918512
>pour some vodka into processor
Every time.
Ideas?
![398px-IG5EChenkov[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OAJEkMA.jpg "398px-IG5EChenkov[1].jpg")
>>43920733
>Commander Kubrik 'SEND IN THE NEXT WAVE' Chenkov
>Finnish
>Commander Kubrik 'DROWN THEM IN BLOOD' Chenkov
>Finnish
>Commander Kubrik 'CLEAR THE MINEFIELD WITH CONSCRIPTS' Chenkov
>Finnish
>Commander Kubrik 'BUILD A RAMP OF BODIES' Chenkov
>Finnish
Someone's a mong here and it ain't me.
>>43920892
Sounds like a Time Wizards campaign.
>>43920892
>PCs attempt to fix their own fuckups.
>>43920892
No idea, but I want to watch, or if it doesn't exist, fund this.
>>43920892
>New GM running old campaign
>>43919564
Took me way too long then I felt ashamed.
>>43919644
Tacos
>>43918386
Name of model?
>>43921226
>filename
>tfw you will never have an uber-setting that spans multiple RL years and games and campaigns and slowly changed and evolved as people played in it.
>>43920892
LOS MAGOS DEL TIEMPO
>>43921256
Cadence I believe\
>>43920748
Fire the cannon at the trolley.
It doesn't matter which one is actually Thesus' ship, because the cannon itself is constant regardless of whether the ship is made of wood or metal.
>>43917908
Better that than another Bush.
>>43921416
Remember though, Jeb was always the smarter of the two brothers, even when they were kids.
At the very least he'd be better than the other Bush jr.
>>43920293
I honest to goddon't know who Kirk is or why he's popularpls no bully
>>43921519
Come on, there was a movie with him in it only a few years ago.
>>43921459
I don't care.
I will /NOT/ have a dynasty.
>>43921555
>>43921519
Yeah! How could you not see this movie?
>>43921572
Canada here. It's not so bad.
>>43921519
Star Trek. The Original. Look it up on Netflix (i think it's still on there) and you will love yourself for it.
>>43921226
>>43921293
Might as well post this one too
>>43918777
vintage chuckles
>>43921611
Pierre was shit too, though.
>>43917908
And a sleepy man with no better talking point than having stabbed a fellow as a teenager.
>>43919738
>>43918184
It's dada you fools.
>>43918480
From how it's moving, it could also be a snake.
>>43917909
Lotte No Omcha.
>>43921519
>you must be over 18 to browse 4chan
>>43918141
>ヤマタノオロチン
Googling this led me the the source video.
>>43922102
To be fair, circles always lower the property values of the wholeblock
>>43922117
You don't need to voice your opinion in such aroundaboutway
>>43921349
I honestly don't know what that comic is trying to say or who's side it's on.
>>43922074
>russia
>plenty of bees, not honey or such, BEES
>>43922233
its an onion comic, it mocks all
>>43922233
It's from The Onion.
>>43921783
Doesn't the bible say something about being a false priest and/or baptism without consent?
>>43919278
you deserve a lol, friend.
>>43922267
>>43922276
Ahh, and thus Poe's law explains all.
>>43922282
Baptism is an outward showing of faith. It doesn't mean anything in an of itself, it's just a 'ritual' that shows you've thrown your hat in with these people.
But I'm also Baptist and will complain about several other things wrong with it, even aside from sneaking it like that.
Baptism is a little different still to Catholics, who baptize babies.
>>43921572
What if it was a Kennedy?
>>43922117
>>43922192
With people like you around, it's no wonder theshapethis thread is in. You're allcorneringthe market on these puns, you'reedgingthe rest of us on out of thecircle. Guess we'll just have to start thinking outside of theRHOMBUS.
>>43922507
I'm missing something here
>>43922546
Scheherazade?
>>43922144
>tumblr becomes a teacher
>>43921519
He was the Captain of the USS Enterprise in the original Star Trek.
Kind of a well-known character.
>>43922568
>USS Enterprise
>Star Trek
Never heard of these either. Is this some sort of shitty SyFy show?
>>43922589
Ok maybe you should leave immediately
>>43917864
>>43920384
>>43920485
>>43920511
>>43920544
>>43922589
You should go...
>>43922589
It's the adaption of someone's long-term lasers and feelings campaign.
>>43922598
Wrong thread McManus.
>>43922589
>DatBait.sttng
>>43922589
You overdid it, now nobody is going to fall for your bait. Let this be a lesson for next time.
>>43920892
>that episode title
>this doesn't exist
I HATE EVERYTHING
>>43921519
You must be over 18 to post here.
>>43922595
Who does this? Who goes on the internet and just takes them?
>>43922546
Arabian nights
Woman married dude, she was set to be put to death in the morning but prolonged her life by telling him half an amazing story and telling the next bit the following day
>>43922559
I got 1001 tales...
Maybe relating to the fact that one DBZ story takes five hundred episodes?
>>43922589
>this is probably bait
>but whatever
It's a franchise of shows and movies that began in the late sixties, resurged in the nineties, and recently had a few reboot movies.
It's left a fairly sizable impact on pop culture, and there remains a substantial group of devoted fans, for better or worse. Mostly worse, because you know how fandoms go.
The idea behind it is that the USS Enterprise is sent out to go explore shit in space for five years (seasons) and bring back knowledge, make first contacts, and that sort of thing. The other shows in the franchise diverge from this to greater or lesser degrees.
>>43922679
...Jesus fucking Christ Penguin
>>43922679
>but in the end it really didn't matter
>>43917908
>wanting Gauc bowl to win
>Not supporting God Emperor Trump or Sleepy Time Carson
Kill yourself heretic
>>43922679
Now THIS is how the Penguin should be written!
>>43922144
Where's that kids other hand?
>>43922672
>i have cut another worthless object
>>43920351
>polish hussars
>slavs
you fucking hwat m9
>>43918141
Yamata no Orochi is a Japanese hydra.
>>43922507
>>43922546
>>43922559
>>43922650
>>43922656
9001 Arabian Nights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJeS-RT0Ji8
>>43922672
isn't that considerably less impressive than what baseball players do on a regular basis
>>43917340
Paladin with Oath of the Crown (allegiance to monarchy) with goblin cleric wife wanders the land in search of someone that will be his friend and to redeem his family bloodline after his older brother unleashed an unspeakable evil and devastated the land. Despite millions of gold pieces, however, nobody likes him.
>>43923059
I don't get it
>>43923100
No, its a pretty good speed for baseball, 160kmph is about 100mph, so upper end fastball speed.
>>43923060
I like this. Then again, I haven't seen the Japanese or English (is there an English?) version to compare.
>>43923120
I put a bunch of vaguely generic fantasy things on a map.
You've got the vaguely French/English Kingdom, the Evil Empire, Elves who live in forests with apostrophe-ridden place names, that sort of thing.
>>43923157
Top lel
>>43923157
>>43922546
this makes me sad.
>>43923157
>>43923197
It kinda looks like upside-down Australia
>>43920459
>>if you were a dinosaur my love
>>43921383
Thank you kindly.
>>43923153
What I mean is, simply getting your stick in front of a ball is one thing, actually hitting it where you want it is the hard part.
>>43923354
Nice. I kek'd
>>43918182
Is this Yurika's Campus life?
Is there a new one out?
Please, sauce.
>>43918958
That filename is beautiful anon
>>43923433
C14, P9.
>>43923487
Aw well nevermind then, I've read further than that. Thanks though.
Someone somewhere needs to get more of those out in English. They were beautiful.
>>43923157
Is...is that just a map of northern europe that's been rotated?
>>43923628
Yes, yes it is.
>>43923628
For the most part yes, just a few minor modifications, like Spain is smashed into France.
>>43922282
>>43922386
Also, it's not real so plbbt.
Liartown USA captions/shops/screencaps are starting to get old as filename thread material.
>>43921293
I ran one of those, but it only lasted about 5 years, and the changes weren't drastic things, most of the time.
>>43919497
want some wine anon?
>>43923100
>>43923369
He's the melee equivalent of a trick shooter, it's cool, they look flashy and take work to do but it's useless in every other regard
Like that guy that can shoot 4 arrows in a second
>>43923157
>Who designed this, an alien?
>>43919732
There's valhallans and vostroyans. Vostroyans being fancy cossacks and valhallans being syberian ice world soldiers. Both are awesome, have models and are pretty famous in 40k.
>>43923233
Yeah I forgot about it, I'm not that uncultured just dumb.
>>43918958
>>43924048
Yes, for the love of god.
>>43920892
>caverns of time.png
>>43919145
Real as in they were on the show or real as in they happened in real life ?
>>43919126
Tell them ruin has come to their world, death, despair and red war...
Tell them their hopes and pride have come to nothing.
Tell them their empty whispers fall upon deaf ears - their gods are dead, human logic has killed them.
