>male drow can and will fuck pretty much anything on the grounds that it's less likely to kill them than a female drow
the danger is part of the thrill
>>43917173
Little known fact, male drow can't get aroused unless their life is at stake.
>>43917152
That's assuming they're let out of their chastity cage
>>43917152
>A male drow can and will fuck pretty much anything because a drow female told them to and they wish to keep their dick.
>>43919390
>be lawful good elf milf
>Drow dignitaries go by
>a few seconds later have 5 drow shotas tugging at my dress
>they say that their mistress will chop off their dicks if they don't seduce me and have sex with me
Wat do /tg/? She has to fuck the shotas right, anything else wouldn't be lawful good, right?
>>43922035
What you do is save the kids and bring justice to the drow matron.
>>43922071
But by drow law the shota's are her rightful property, and she's done nothing wrong!
>>43922091
She's doing plenty wrong.
Lawful Good means to follow the laws of goodness, but this law takes advantage of the weak and abuses them, and therefore must be replaced. By force, if need be.
That is the kind of thinking an Inevitable would have.
>>43922035
You can't trick me, I've seen their dicks!
>>43922166
I've never been one for alignment systems like that. To me, stuff like paladins shouldn't be 'lawful good' They should follow the laws of their god in particular. You don't fall because you flicked a girl on the nose, your god doesn't have that sort of time to care about it, unless you follow the law of abject goodness.
>>43922035
sick the local bard collage on the dignitary.
What do you think happens to the high int low wis girl drow? They all just become crappy clerics?
>>43925356
Drow who dump Wisdom have poor Insight/Sense Motive rolls, and get backstabbed too soon to be revealed as shitty clerics.
