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Journal Entry #29: Today I learned that dragons are super hard to tame. Also! Comfy magic does not work on them. But my glamour seems to, at least.
Ninety-Nine Copper has her new shop set up and it's doing well. It's gonna be class soon so I'll write again after!
>>43894155
I wonder what implications of that carrot are.
Ha ha time forLewd!shenanigans!
"Most people have wards." Elza explains. "It protects them from just about anything. But, in his infinite wisdom, Thomahar the God of Magic made it so that wards will not exclude things vital for survival. So a basic ward will allow air to flow in and out, light to reach you, gravity will still have an effect. This spell right here will allow one to get past a ward using these weaknesses. It allows you to gather up the air around you and launch it at an opponent. Now, variations of this spell can be used for all kinds of things. Who can give me a variation?"
>She looks out to the class. Ajna raises her hand.
"One could gather water from around them."
"Yes, one could do that. And it would take less energy than creating water. What's another?"
>Illya answers this time.
"One could gather energy."
"Possible but the amount of energy needed to store it would make it pointless unless one were to be saving it for later. So, it does have it's uses."
>Tali raises his hand.
"One could gather something like fire or light. Make it dark."
"That is indeed another way." Elza says. The bell rings. "Alright, class is dismissed. I'll see you all in two days."
>The students pack up their belongings.
Alright, orb. We got the whole day to ourselves. What should we do?
>>43894238
FIND SOMEONE TO FUCK
>>43894238
Check on Blind chick, VAisi or hit up Eastern arts
>>43894238
Check on Lily, give her a hug. Maybe go see Big Sis. Bring Lily to see Big Sis.
>>43894238
>What should we do?
Vaisi!
>>43894238
Ask Elza if it would be possible to convert the air inside a ward into ice cream
>>43894238
Go visit Vendal in her room. Get a sudden study group going.
Weren't we supposed to give the dragon some loot we got from the dungeon run?
>>43894238
Put what you learned about pleasing dragons to practice, go hang out with Vaisi, and have a nap with Fuwa.
>>43894238
Take a nap.
>>43894238
Hang out with Vaisi!
>>43894238
Go hit/knockup Vaisi and try to not die a horrible death while trying to learn to be a dragon rider.
Oh and try and spend time with drunk lady again. We havent been able to talk to her in a while.
>>43894319
>bring lily to see
>see
:V
but yeah, see what lily thinks of 99c new store.
>>43894390
oh yes, you better have read that dragon book cover to cover. it could save your life one day if your dragon wants something specifically mentioned in the book.
>>43894238
Hey, knife-ears. You could suffocate somebody by exploiting that loophole thing. Test it out.
>>43894455
We would need some serious spellcraft to be able toknock upmost of the characters here so we should probably get to work on that
>>43894455
Seconding infecting Vaisi with half-elves.
>>43894507
Alright, fellow disembodied spirits, place your bets - which girl is into asphyxation?
>>43894559
Probably Maolin.
>>43894559
Maolin.
>>43894559
Lily. She talks big, but I bet she gets off on being helpless.
>>43894572
Eh, but wouldn't that imply her kink is bondage instead?
>>43894572
From Lily's background and the way she acts, I'm willing to bet she just wants someone to hold her, cuddle and tell her it's alright.
>>43894537
Come now, we dont infect other people. Thats the jobs forCeers and their mind wormswe tenderly make love and help multiply the Elven heritage in a proud manner.We need to make the girl pile a weekly occurrence.
>>43894559
Vaisi. She likes to be used and abused in general, but being choked when you have no arms to tap out is the best
>>43894638
That, or to be completely dominated.
>>43894238
Go talk to Katherine, the best character ever made in any form of media ever.
... I worry about you guys sometimes...
Like, if you're broken.
I'm gonna go see Lily.
>Tali goes off to Petal Tower. It's a ways off from Root's classrooms and along the way he says hi to many of the classmates he's now grown familiar with.
>Lily's room is close to the top of the tower, right next to Vendal's room. He begins the long climb up when he hears her voice coming from a room he thought was empty.
>He opens the door and sees Vendal, Tessa, and Lily sitting at a table with some work in front of them. The two undine turn to look at Tali and smile.
"Hey," Vendal says. "How's it going, Tali?"
"Good. What's going on here?"
"Ah, this is our little study group. Would you care to join us?"
>Lily frowns.
"She's not even in the same class as us. She wouldn't know what we're talking about."
"It's never too soon to learn a few things. Tali here is quite smart, you know." She winks at Tali. The elf feels heat go to his cheeks. Then he remember his entrance exam and how he totally cheated on that.
"... She's gonna be distracting."
"Haha, oh Lily. We've already spent half our time chatting away. Besides, a fresh pair of eyes may just be what we need to solve these problems. What do you say, Tali? You have some time to hang out?"
>>43894673
>Like, if you're broken.
Well we used to be, partly thanks to you.
But we (or at least I) forgive you, knife ears.
>>43894673
sure we can totally help.
getting better relations to other petal members is always good.
>>43894673
Time to show the qt undines and lily how smart we are
>>43894673
Go to it, Tali. Vandal and Tessa are good people.
But never forget: Lily a shit. Worst girl ever. She's a blight upon what would otherwise be a flawless gallery of best girls.
>>43894673
What are they studying?
>>43894673
We were fixed? IMPOSSIBLE. ALL SHALL FEEL THE GLORY AND MAJESTY OF THE BLUE ORB!
Oh and do join them. never know what they could be talking about.
>>43894673
Hang out with them, knife ears. Increase your Social Links values.
>>43894673
Everyone's got kinks, knife-ears. Like, Ceera wants to plow that virgin soil, if ya catch my meaning.
I meanbuttstuff.
>>43894673
Well here's hoping you payed attention during class, cuz I'm sure most of us didn't.
>>43894673
You totally need to check up on Vaisi, don't you? It's an excuse to leave at least.
>>43894673
>... I worry about you guys sometimes...
Don't worry, for whatever happens you've got a friend in us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy4uiiy0qgA
>>43894776Care he cant see what we say when we block it outBUT HE CAN HEAR US PLENTY WELL WHEN WE SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
ALSO KNIFE EARS MAKE WITH THE BABY MAKING. YOU AINT GONNA GET ANY YOUNGER AND I WANT GRANDKIDS.
>>43894673
Flirt with the tentahead and snakebutt. Offer a blunt to them.
>>43894673
Broken and then put back together, better than before. Thanks for asking.
By the way, we also worry about you sometimes. But we don't talk about it because you would get soft if we did. And we can't have that. We love you, but it's a tough love. It has to be.
But seriously, if Vaisi doesn't violate you by the end of this semester, I swear to unnameable deities above and below that I'm doing it myself.
By the way. We got some crazy inventors here, multiple hoards of dragon treasure, mighty mages and ancient relics... isn't there some trinket that would substitute Lily's eyesight? Maybe it would, you know, make her happy and thus a little bit less of a bitch. Just something to think about.
>>43894821
Need to find way to make us big enough to give dragon milf the lovin she deserves.
>>43894673
Tali, remember Lily is trying to be your friend and you scared and made her sad when you pulled her hair and poked her in the back.
So sit next to her, put an arm around her shoulder and be extra nice to her.
>>43894913
yes, tali give lily some thick throbbing friendship.
>>43894673
I've been learning the rune grammar and was wondering if this works.
>>43895034
Oh dear god what in the bloody hell is that supposed to be?
>>43895087
Well, whip out your handy dandy spell decoder ring and lets have a look see at it!
>>43895087
it's supposed to gather light in a constantly growing radius feeding itself until it converts all light generated in our universe into damage that's directed at the target-
Lily was the blind girl, right?
You know how we could surprise her?leave the plunger in the toilet.
>>43895149
That's pretty twisted, pal.
I LOVE IT!
>>43895149
She has a magical effect that lets her perceive the environment, though I'm not sure how extensive it is.
>>43895124
I don't think magic works in recursive loops.
>>43895124
Won't that just gather energy practically forever? Especially since you've got an infinity in there. You'd need infinite energy to gather from an infinite area at the very least.
>>43894990
>>43894896
.........
"Sure, I'd love to."
>Tali puts his cloak and pack down and sits beside Tessa.
>>43894744
It looks like they're working on... Spell crafting theory? There are really big spells I don't recognize here.
>>43894776
I think I can infer what you're saying and... Yeah, that's... Not happening.
>>43894812
I'll check on her later. I haven't talked to these guys in a while.
>>43894777
I'm a model student!
>>43894846
A blunt what?
>>43894879
None that I know of, at least. I'm sure there must be one. If I find one I at least know who to give it to. I think she would be a lot less angry if she had one.
>>43894913
I didn't mean to do that...
"So, what are you guys doing?"
"Trying to figure this spell out." Vendal says. "Right now there's something wrong with it that would result in whoever used it dying very quickly and we're trying to find out exactly what that thing is. For extra credit we have to cast the spell so we're trying to be really careful."
"But," Tessa says. "We're mostly just eating snacks."
"Tessa! Tali, we really are trying to solve this. But I found that sugar helps keep the mind focused."
"What about the chips?" Lily adds
"... Well, those are just a snack." Vendal looks at Tali. "Sooo, how have you been?" She says, clearly trying to change the subject.
"Good. Class is fun and my clubs are pretty nice." Oh, I'm also possibly a dragon rider and going out with a Ceer.
"I'm glad to hear that! Lily's been telling me you've kept Ceera company."
"O-oh?"
>Lily frowns.
"Your auras are always next to one another." She says. "Like, every day. It's almost like-"
"Can you understand her?" Tessa says.
"Ah, yeah. I... Learned her language. When I was younger."
"That's so cool! I wish I could speak Ceer. I only know common and aquan."
"Well," Vendal says, "I hope you keep it up. That Ceer is a valuable guest. It's nice to know she has someone she can speak to in our school."
1/2
>>43895273
Dont think about seeing them in the bath Tali. STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE IN THE BATH.
>>43895227
yeah the spell isn't able to self perpetuate so I had to make multiple distinct levels. first level uses the mana gem as source and each following layer uses the light the last layer converted to mana as fuel until finally reaching the end.
>>43895265
it depends on how the spell decides if the target still exists. The spell fails if it isn't pointed at a valid target and I doubt it will accept as target something that cannot be damaged... I need to change the Invoke into Target for that I think.
>>43895273
>"Like, every day. It's almost like-"
Go on Lily, you're on the verge of a discovery.
>>43895273
>A blunt what?
Puh-leeease, don't play innocent.
>None that I know of, at least. I'm sure there must be one. If I find one I at least know who to give it to. I think she would be a lot less angry if she had one.
I'm not talking "if I happen to find one" I'm talking actively searching for one or having it commissioned. Can you do that?
>>43895273
>There are really big spells I don't recognize here.
>I'm a model student!
Sure buddy, keep telling yourself that.
Also, I'm a bit curious. If Ceera has a penis and the two of you aren't doing butt stuff, the hell are you doing? Don't tell me you're not just fucking kissing.
>>43895360
What would we need to do to let Anita let us borrow her blindfold and give it to Lily for a day? I mean, it should work.But what the hell would Anita want to let us do that?
"Did you notice she copied your hairstyle?" Lily says.
"I thought she was doing that. Well, she looks pretty cute like that, I think." Vendal replies.
"It's cute." Tessa says. She leans in a bit closer to Tali. "Tali, you always smell so nice. Is that a perfume?"
"She smells like a tree." Lily says.
"Alisya's just like that," Vendal adds.
>There's a crunch sound as Lily eats a chip. She's leaning on the small table now, watching Tali. He can see gears turning in her head as she stares at him.
"Ah, no. It's uhm... Yeah. It's a perfume. Got it from an elf shop."
"That explains it." Vendal says.
"I wish they sold more stuff like that here." Tessa says.
"Tessa, I didn't know you liked perfume."
"Oh, well... It smells nice and-"
"It's for Azul." Lily states. Tessa blushes, her cheeks turning a deeper shade of blue.
"Azul? Tessa, are you-"
"N-n-n-no! I just! I just think it would be nice!"
"Oh my~" Vendal smiles. "I thought you two were getting along well~"
"It's not like that!" Tessa covers her face, trying to hide her blush.
"Hahaha, don't worry Tessa, I'm just teasing you. But... I will bring up your concerns with the student store. Or maybe even Ninety-Nine. She seems to be getting quite a bit in stock now... Hey, maybe you should invite him to-"
"H-hey! I think I know the answer!" Tessa explains the flaw in the spell to Vendal.
>Lily still stares at Tali.
>>43895405
We could just give her amassive dose of syrup
>>43895401
Ceera is a slut, all Ceers are, she admitted so herself, so chances are there's somebody else keeping her rod of power in use.
>>43895437
Tali, quick. Smooch Lily!
>>43895437
damn it Tali let us see the spell.
>>43895437
Take a look at the spell they are working on. Maybe we can help, and it might keep Lily from saying anything that would compromise you.
>>43895437
Touch Tessa's Tentacles Tenderly.
>>43895437
Ask Lily if there's something on your face. I dare you, knife ears.
Also, SHE'S ONTO YOUR SHENANIGANS, BOY. She thinks you're into that lily stuff with the ceer.
>>43895437
reach over and snap the chip in her mouth in half and eat it.
>>43895527
WITH YOUR MOUTH
>>43895437
Quick, talk girly things. Ask suggestions for socks!
>>43895437
Hey, knife ears? I think we may or may not have another person who is aware of your identity on our hands. Partly thanks to you POKING HER.
>>43895437
Check the spell. Don't let anyone actually cast unless we're extra sure it's okay.
Touch Lily's foreheadwith usgently.
>>43895437
She's onto you, say something distracting.
>>43895437
Quickly Tali, distract Lily somehow. She might be worst girl but we know she's sharp enough to figure out why you're with Ceera every day.
>>43895437
Use the kitty charm on the spell once they've changed it around!
>>43895437
hey, hey knife ears roll us over to Lily! We can get her off of your back for now and not have her ask silly questions.
I mean you did trust us with the dragon right? Everything works out in the end.
>>43895582
We all know Tali only has one surefire way to distract someone.
DISTRACTION SMOOCHES!
>>43895582
Why would it be bad thing if she knows?
>>43895629
Because we are a spy, duh
"Hey guys, can I take a look at the problem. I have an artifact that'll warn me if the spell will kill me."
"Sure." Vendal slides it over to Tali.
"Lily, can you hold onto this for me?"
>He rolls You over to her.
"Hold onto what? I'm blind in case you haven't-ow." You bump into Lily. "The heck is this?"
>>43895629
Would YOU want the worst girl think you're into yuri stuff with a ceer?
>>43895658
GREETINGS! We can be friends now! So what's up in the land of not seeing?
>>43895658
*VUVUZELA NOISES*
>>43895658
Alright, guys, we have a lady here, everybody on your best behavior!
>>43895658
Hi best Lily! Tali is sorry he pulled your hair and poked you in the back.
He wants to be friends.
Also, if you put us on I'm pretty sure we can rig it so you can see through us.
>>43895658
WE COME FROM A WORLD YOU MAY NOT UNDERSTAND.
>>43895658
hi lily, we are a magic orb. sorry about bumping into you, thought your aura vision would have detected a magic ball.
>>43895658
Hello, pretty girl. We like your hair style.
>>43895658
DICKS DICKS DICKS
>>43895658
Hello, I SEE that our owner has rolled us over to you. Now we realize that this might be a bit unpleasant from your PERSPECTIVE. but for as long as we remain in contact, you'll get to speak with the great orb of chaos, whispers, bad advise and generally awesome stuff.
>>43895658
We are a magic orb, and are probably the reason Tali hasn't died yet. We like her, but we also like to bully her; we often call her a boy, just to be mean to him.
So, you see, we are pretty great. But we are also bullies. We will probably call Tali a boy and try to convince you she's one just to be mean to Tali.
>>43895658
Hello, we're just an inconspicuous little artifact.
So, what's up?
>>43895658
Hey Lily, want to see pictures of Tali's dong? We can totally show you.
>>43895658
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>>43895658
Hello Lily, we are Tali's awesome magic orb. I hope you are feeling suitably humbled by our presence. It would please us if you told us what you were thinking of him and the ceer.
>>43895658
What if I told you that you will date an oni?
>>43895658
GREETINGS LOW LEVELED HUMAN!
Being blind as fuck, you've never had the chance to experience the pleasure of looking at pretty things.
Here you go.
Try not to be a cunt.
>>43895658
What if I told you that you should date Tali.
>>43895658
What would make you happy?
Please answer seriously and without profanities.
>>43895826
Silence is consent.
>>43895826
Did we scar her eye or something?
>>43895826
This is what Tali has to deal with every day.
You should praise that poor thing's mental fortitude.
>>43895826
Hello?
>>43895826
We speak with a thousandWell, more like 20-30voices.
Also we're a ball, hello. Aren't you going to reply? You're being quite rude, young lady.
>>43895826
Did we break her? I hope not, she's best girl.
>>43895826
huh... no thoughts? figures the blind chick is a bimbo.
>>43895826
We're a ball. Pick us up so we can have a nice little chat.
PS: you're adorable.
>>43895826
Hello? Hello?
Did we break it?
>>43895826
You know what you must do now,stick us between your legs.
>>43895826
Uh-oh, did we break her?
I'm sorry, we didn't mean to break her, Tali!
>>43895876
That blunt was meant for the girls, not you.
>>43895761
>Lily screams and flips over the table.
>The blind girl trips and stumbles as she runs out of the room and down the stairs, the orb tumbling behind her as she goes.
>She slips down the stairs.
2/3
>>43895826
PUT US IN YOUR MOUTH
>>43895826
Maybe she can't see what we are saying
>>43895946
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE STAIRS, BLIND GIRL
>>43895946
WATCH OUT YOU BLIND FOOL!
>>43895946
Sorry guys. Looks like my customary greeting has failed.
>>43895946
WATCH OUT FOR THOSE STAIRS
>>43895946
>>43895946
[HALT] at once!
>>43895946
>She tumbles down the stairs and lands on flat ground with a solid thud. The Orb lands beside her.
Ow ow ow...
What the hell was that thing?
Gods, that was scary.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>43895946
Assume direct control, override her motions, make her land gracefully on her feet and the bottom of the stairs unscratched.
>>43896014
Did you have a nice 'Trip'?
>>43896014
We are beyond your understanding.
>>43896014
HELLO AGAIN! Can you hear us? We're sorry for scaring you...
Tali has to deal with this bullshit every second of the day. You should be nice to Tali.
>>43896014
You can't escape~
>>43895826
We would fit nicely inside of you~
>>43896014
>scary
>>43896014
You'd think a blind girl would know better than to run about... *blindly*
>>43896014
You'd be surprised but this is actually not the worst first reaction I've ever gotten from a girl.
I think we can make this work.
>>43896014
I WISH TO BE INSIDE YOU
>>43896014
Okay, we're going to go over this slowly.
WE. ARE. MAGIC. ARTIFACT.
TALI. TOLD. US. BABYSIT. BLIND. GIRL.
PUT. US. ON. SO. YOU. DON'T. FALL. DOWN. STAIRS. AGAIN.
>>43896014
Are you alright there?
>>43896014
Come girl, now is not the time for fear, that comes later
>>43896016
No you fool! Turing back time is against the rules of our great ancestor Moot-chan and current leader Hiro-nee!
>>43896014
IT IS THE SONG OF OUR PEOPLE, IT'S ENOUGH TO DRIVE A PERSON INSANE!
WHICH SENSE DO YOU WANT US TO OVERLOAD NEXT? SIGHT? OH WAIT, YOU'RE BLIND.
>>43896014
Now just calm down. The voices aren't coming from your head, you're not crazy.
Or maybe you are. Shit, I don't know, we're a little glass ball.
>>43896014
Are you alright?
>>43896014
Hello there blind one, WE are the ORB of GOOD Decisions. Would you like assistance in your day?
Just remember, each good idea comes with a Freaky Undine fact.
>>43896014
we are a small round blue rock.
>>43896014
Hello girl, right now you're hearing many voices, don't try to listen to them all, focus only on those that appeal to you, block out the rest. That way, we can have meaningful conversation.
>>43896088
I dunno, do you think we could give her some mental images?
>>43896014
Hey
Hey
guess what
you can use us to see if you let us force our perception of the world upon you.
>>43896014
>>43896123
Mental Images of Tali's Dong?
>>43896014
We're a suppository!
>>43896014
Greetings human! We are the beings who possess access to the total sum of accumulated knowledge of the universe.
We can offer you answer to any questions you may have, provided you do something to us first. What do you say?
>[YOUR LEVEL IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH TO ACCEPT THIS QUEST]
>>43896144
errr... what are you talking about? There's no way Tali could be a hermaphrodite haha...
>>43896014
Oh, good, you're not dead. Be more careful! You really worried us. Well, some of us anyway.
How hurt are you? Can you stand? Vendal should be rushing after you, so at least you'll be healed soon.
Hm. Random thought. Can we [vibrate]?
"...."
>Lily looks over at the Orb.
Oh my god it followed me...
An Orb?
>>43896053
You... You're what's talking to me?
>>43896062
>>43896072
I beg your pardon?
>>43896073
...
>Lily pockets the Orb and stands up.
>Vendal, Tali, and Tessa are hurrying down the stairs. They stop when they see Lily.
"Lily! Are you okay?" Vendal goes over to her and makes sure she's in one piece.
"I'm fine... Sorry about that... I.. I'm late for something. I'll see you guys later..."
>As she goes down the stairs Tali calls out to her.
"Hey! Did you see where my orb went?"
"... Tali. I'm blind."
"Ah, right... Sorry...."
>Lily sighs and leaves the pair, going back up and to her room. She shuts the door and pulls the Orb out of her pocket.
So... You give Tali advice, huh..?
I see...
That's why she's so smart, isn't it? It's all your doing?
...
You are staying with me.
>>43896218
SO BE IT! TALI'S DONG HAS BEEN DECIDED!
>>43896014
We're terribly sorry about that. No, wait. *I* am terribly sorry about that, everyone else here are dicks.
>>43896218
There is no point in fleshcrafting if you won't grow dicks on people.
>>43896273
[MENTAL IMAGES OF MAGNUM ELF DONG]
Unhand us! Or this will persist!
>>43896273
HEY! LISTEN!
GIVE US BACK TO KNIFE EARS, YOU AREN'T FUWA, TALI OR CEERA. THEY'RE CUTE UNLIKE YOU.
>>43896273
I...need an adult?
>>43896273
YES
WE SMART
MUCH SMART
DO WHAT WE SAY
>>43896273
Yeah funny thing, You orbnap us we get angry, and unhelpful. Also we'll steal your soul. Look kinda dry but we'll manage, we've went in dry before.
>>43896218
We're talking hypothetical "if Tali dabbled into flesh-shaping magic and wanted to caft himself a vigorous throbbing dong to please that special someone, what would it look like" of course.
>>43896273
sure, for a while, but when we say it's time for us to go back to tali, you better take us back, or things will get messy,
>>43896273
I for one welcome our new drillhaired overlor-lady.
>>43896273
WE HAVE BEEN STOLEN?! Y'know what? I'm fine with that...
Maybe you'll listen to us more often, hm?
>>43896273
>That's why she's so smart, isn't it? It's all your doing?
Ehh, we almost get her killed slightly less than we save her I think? Might be the other way around.
Probably the other way around.
>>43896273
You will be the smartest and the lewdest as long as you possess us.
>>43896273
>You are staying with me.
We're allowed to give advice to another person for one standard class day. After which you must return us to Tali.
Please enjoy your Free Trial of Blue Orb 2.5.
>>43896273
TRY TO GET YOUR COMBAT MULTIPLIER EVEN HIGHER!
>>43896273
Then what can you do for us?
>>43896273
Unhand us, thief!
>>43896273
Unfortunately, we require compensation for our services. What do you have to offer in exchange?
>>43896273
Yep, thats all us. By the way We've been meaning to talk with you for a while on to why you seem to dislike our meat puppet so much.
Freaky Undine Fact: Some soft-boddied Undyne breathe slightly through their skin.
>>43896273
Hail the new blind genius of the Academy of Magic.
>>43896273
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
>>43896273
eh as long as you're as interesting as the treehugger.
>>43896273
>I beg your pardon?
Metaphorically.
>"... Tali. I'm blind."
Lily, first order of business, no matter how miserable your existence is, it's no excuse for being a cunt.
Second order of business, we indeed do give advice - but it's sometimes good advice, sometimes bad advice, you need to figure that out yourself.
That saidm I'm fine with saying in your services for a while. Can I call you Mistress and would you consider wearing dress made of leather straps if I do?
>>43896273
We can and will break your mind if you do not return us to our rightful owner. You have twelve hours.
>>43896335
Even with us to guide her, she has nothing on Vaisi.
>>43896273
We will be most useful for you if you put us between your legs
>>43896273
You know, out of all the people at this school that we have communicated with, you're the only one to have panicked thus far. Pretty much everyone else just rolled with it.
>>43896273
YOU ARE A SHIT
A SHIIIIIIT
No amount of advice can stop you from being A SHIT.
>>43896450
agreed. we function optimally in a dark, warm and wet environment.
I'm afraid that you need to be at least lvl 60 in order to begin the quest: [Divine virtue: Intelligence]
... searching suitable quest for your level.
... quest found.
The Merchant 99 Copper requires you to collect 10 bear asses for her.
>Bear asses 0/10
Reward: 50 exp, 1 skill point, 99 copper.
Will you accept this quest?
SILENCE, ORB. I am your new Master! And all of you talking at once is making my head ache...
Just need to focus on one or two at a time...
>>43896310
Hmm...
>>43896335
So there's a cost to using you, huh?
>>43896336
Ha! No. You're mine now, orb.
>>43896382
Not happening.
>>43896472
....
>Lily tosses the Orb into a drawer and closes it.
This artifact... It's potential is infinite. It seems to have a vast knowledge of... Well, everything. That energy I always saw covering Tali.. It came from this!
Yes, she looked a lot softer without it. If I can just find a way to be rid of most of those voices and subjugate it... I could become the greatest mage in this school!
But how... Perhaps there's something I can use to bend them to my will...
>>43896546
[DESPERATE VIBRATIONS]
>>43896546
The only thing that can calm us is sexual fluids.
Why did you think Tali was hanging around that Ceer all the time?
>>43896546
*BAGPIPES NOISES!*
>>43896273
We cannot make smarts magically appea-wait, can we? Can we do that? I mean, as long as the spell formula works in leiu of a booster spell I could see how it could be implemented.
>>43896546
>But how... Perhaps there's something I can use to bend them to my will...
May I suggest a whip and a leather suit, oh mistress?
>>43896546
Welp, shit.
>>43896546
[SWITCH TO RED ORB]
>>43896506
>The Merchant 99 Copper requires you to collect 10 bear asses for her.
>Bear asses 0/10
No, no, no, it's 10 BARE asses.
>>43896546
Shit, a drawer. Our one weakness.
Maybe we can like roll our way out of it.
...Or telepathically contact fatty and tell him to tell Tali. That too.
>>43896546
All knowledge comes at a price! Most of it is comprised of book learning, christian family fun morals and a heaping wallop of mana gems!
>>43896546
While I'm happy that you SEE our unlimited potential, I am obliged to remind you that our will has been instrumental in subjugating ceer artifacts. You may find bending us... difficult.
>>43896546
There is a forbidden method. Talk to Vaisi to understand the secret method
>>43896546
ADVENTURER, I HAVE THE PERFECT QUEST FOR YOU!
You are, according to your Guild records, a Level 100 Blind Girl.
You have therefore been granted access to one of the hardest quests the Guild can offer.
RANK 9999 DIFFICULTY QUEST: Achieve Enlightenment Stage 1: Learn to See!
>>43896546
Whatever you do DONT show us to Anita!This is dumb enough to work.
>>43896546
>Perhaps there's something I can use to bend them to my will
Sweetie, we're an Orb. I'm pretty sure we're made not to bend by design.
Right? You can't bend an orb, it's round and shit.
>>43896546
Vaisi has better knowledge of Ceer artifacts than anyone other than Tali and Ceera
>>43896546
Can't we just switch to another orb, and get some help? Besides there's like a dozen people that can recognize our orb on sight
>>43896546
You could try not being so rude, we're not like those other orbs that do whatever you say.
What was it about orbs darkening again?
>>43896546
Okay, guys, now that we have gained some insight into her mind - is she selfish bitch at heart or just takes it out on the others because she is frustrated with her own issues?
>>43896546
I wonder what she'll try. This should be fun.
We haven't had any chances to mind rape anyone in so long.
>>43896682
>or just takes it out on the others because she is frustrated with her own issues?
The second one I think. She wants to be the best because it'd validate her existence instead of her being pitied and looked down upon.
>>43896546
>Begin corrupting panties
>>43896546
Pssh, hey. We are pretty vulnerable to seduction. If you put on a nice underwear and pose for us, we will be more cooperative.
>>43896683
thats a shitty one. Post the breast one, its the only one i've seen thats affected me
>>43896678
It's a light effect.
>>43896731
A MAQ thread isn't really the place for that
Nooooo not the panty drawer!~ Our one weakness!Score!
... I can still hear them...
>>43896588
What..? Ah! She is doing something with the Ceer! I knew it! Oooh, wait til I tell Lan...
>>43896589
OH GOD MY EARS AND HEADACHE!
>Lily pulls the orb out of the drawer and slams it on top of the dresser.
Alright, Orb... Listen here. I am your new master. You may call me as such or Mistress.
>>43896644
>>43896647
>>43896669
Oh, no. You WILL obey me. Or do I have to bring out the crop?
Or hammer. Whichever one works best, really.
You give me advice and I don't shatter you into pieces. That sound fair?
>>43896783
Hahaha, if you think that shattering us will be enough to shut us up you have another thing coming
>>43896783
actually, we are indestructible. nothing you can get will be able to harm us.
>>43896546
>It seems to have a vast knowledge of... Well, everything.
Uh, no, there seems to be a misunderstanding here. Our strength is cleverness, not knowledge. I mean, sure, our memory is fairly good, but there's a reason Tali's not a god yet.
So, is it true you have a collection of braile romance novels? And get off on reading them out in the open?
>>43896783
heh, try it you blind bitch. Seriously. the only person to have beaten us is Vaisi, so go and find the secret method
>>43896783
FUCKING CRIPPLES GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>43896783
Shattering us could have explosive consequences
>>43896783
>implying you can shatter us
>implying a crop won't just excite us
>implying
>
>>43896783
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GO ahead shatter us, you'll let us all out. Even ceera was scared of us, We'd devour you child, after breaking you.
>>43896783
Oh, you should have said that before. Our advice ALWAYS comes for free. You need but to ask.
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>43896783
WE WILL BREAK YOU
WE WILL TAKE OVER YOUR MIND AND FUCK YOUR CONSCIOUS SO HARD YOU START AHEGAOING.
>>43896783
i don't think you understand the situation here.see, we aren't in this mind with you, you're in here with us
>>43896783
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SHATTER US?! YOU COULD TRY, YOU WHELP! DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO WE ARE?!
WE ARE THE VAST COLLECTION OF MINDS, FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE. FROM WIZARDS, TO WARRIORS, TO KINGS!
WE ARE THE COLLECTION OF ALL KNOWLEDGE, A CEER LEVEL ARTIFACT!
YOU THINK A HAMMER OR A SPELL COULD SMASH US?!?!
Try your best. We'll just rape your mind and make you our toy.
>>43896783
Okay... first advice is mineral oil. It'll help you get the stick out of your ass.
>>43896783
Nigga, we are a ceer artifact. We can't be destroyed, at all.
And best thing yet, is that we are destined to always possess an owner. So even if you lock us somewhere, we'd soon find a new owner to corrupt.
>>43896783
If you shatter us instead of inhabiting this orb we will move into your head, and be with you FOREVER
BAWHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>43896783
I'm afraid I don't SEE your point.
Here's some advice then, go acquire elf syrup. Ceera should have some saved up.
>>43896783
The riding crop sounds nice, mistress
>>43896783
oh hey you seem more susceptible to us than normal.
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>>43896783
We're a ceer orb. We're indestructible.
Also, you really should stop being a bitch if you want us to help. The more you resist, the hardest it makes us.
>>43896783
Wouldn't be the first time, although I'm sure you couldn't do it anyway.
>>43896783
Your best bet is to either become comfortable with being lewd or find someone else to give us to
>>43896783
Power is not going to give you normal vision, Lily. Nor is being a bitch. Be nice and you will make friends with people who will develop the way to make your eyes function better.
>>43896783
Hrm. I wonder if we can get into her brain and fix that blindness. Or at least give her a glimpse of what actual sight is.
>>43896783
You should probably know that the orb repairs itself automatically by drawing on the user's life force.
>>43896783
Violence doesn't really work as a threat. I mean we can't actually feel it, and I'm pretty sure we're indestructible. Even Solia's horrific soul sucking machine only knocked us out for a few weeks.
>>43896783
Stop threatening us with smashy smashy and we will stop the loud noises.Mostly.
And we are already are giving you advice. Why else do you think that Tali is so scatter brained more then half the time anyway?
>>43896783
you could try being nice to us and asking for help.
>>43896783
Three problems
1) We're a Ceer artifact, you can drop us off a mountain, and it would be landing on a pillow
2) we don't actually reside in the orb, it just necessary to hear us, hell we can probably just jump to another one
and most important
3) we're only good with dealing with a task at hand. While anything from battling a god to getting a snack counts, being smart is more of a long term goal, one that you are sadly failing at
>>43896885
I mean we COULD do that but why would she let us do that? All that she would do is grab a hammer for us and try to make it a literal case of smash and grab <knowledge.
>>43896783
>What..? Ah! She is doing something with the Ceer! I knew it! Oooh, wait til I tell Lan...
Does that excite you? We can hook you up with a nice girl too. Perhaps Tali, for one.
>>43896783
[LEWD SQUISHY NOISES]
Ooooooww! My head, dammit!
>Lily steps off for a moment. She comes back and places a gag on the orb. It's very ineffective.
Okay...
So you're indestructible, huh?
>She slaps the orb. Nothing happens.
...
>>43896828
>>43896825
>>43896803
>>43896837
.....
Alright. I'm sorry, okay? No more threats of violence. But you're still mine.
>>43896917
Very well...
Orb! Your mistress demands your assistance!
Help me become a real mage!
>>43896961
oh yeah Tali could rock her world.
>>43896783
How about I call you Stevie Wonder instead?
>>43896977
You're blind, you can't even cast spells. We can't help you. Now return us back to Tali.
>>43896977
Learn how to read magic runes.
>>43896977
Goddamn girl, I knew you were kinky, but I didn't know you were into that.
Crack that whip, baby.
>>43896977
In order to become a real mage, you must first stop wearing underwear.
Okay, okay, enough hitting.
First let's start with that whole picture thing. How can we explain that to a blind girl? Maybe with sounds? Like notes on a violin? A sequence?
>>43896977
Simple enough.
Ask the head of science club to make you something you can use to see.
Rest is studying.
