Quickly,
post cutest non-human familiar!
>>43881755
>>43881755
>>43881802
>>43882196
kawaii desu
>>43881755
>>43882481
>>43881755
>>43881755
The cutest.
>>43881755
You can have human familiars?
Based
>>43881755
>>43881755
Did somebody sayJapaneseBird thread
I don't know if harpy chicks count, but they're adorable.
>>43881755
Hoo here is burrowing owl manter race?
>>43885381
I fluffed my owl familiar as a tiny puffy screech owl for my gnome wizard.
When not needed, he roosts underneath my big pointy wizard hat.
>>43884490
Crocodog?
>>43881755
>>43885634
I didn't know some guinnea pig breeds could get that massive. This is their equivalent of the Flemish Giant, I wager.
It's so fluffy~
>>43885722
Not a guinea pig, that's a capybara, largest rodent species on the planet.
>>43885722
It's a Capybara. King of the rodents.
>>43885772
We also call them Carpinchos in my country, and they're chill as fuck.
>>43885803
Your country also says they're white and they're fucking wrong
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>>43885790
Shit, that was stupid of me. Thanks for correcting me. Are capybaras generally considered an animal you can domesticate, or is it one of those exceptional "pets" only the extravagant own?
>>43885826
I have no idea what you're talking about my caucasian friend :^)
>>43885909
I can't get mad at you argie
They're like monkeys except not always chaotic evil.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qLf8vXr.png "latest[1].png")
>>43885976
>White face
>Black snout
I want to boop it on the nose
>>43885994
You've never seen a lemure before?
>>43885924
luv u too bb
Goats are my favorite
>>43885850
They're domesticable. They i hear they're quite smelling due to natural musk. Taste kinda shitty though.
>>43886185
Damn phones autocorrect mauled that a bit...
I'm playing a tiefling in my current game, and plan on picking up a bunny familiar that is sickeningly, disgustingly cute.
And he'll be my familiar, so no matter what I do to get rid of it, the stupid little fucker will always come crawling back until it eventually melts my characters cold, demon heart.
>>43885522
Corgidile
>>43886424
>>43886215
BEHOLD! Mr. SCHNOZZBERRY!
>>43886483
Before they're fully grown, Hawks are Hawklets.
>>43886488
Mini Serpents. For when your Anaconda wants some, but not all...
>>43886488
This makes me want to adopt a tiny, sickly hawklet that is vulnerable and needs a lot of attention and always chirps loudly because he's hungry and thirsty, and raise him to become a strong and powerful hawk I can hunt with.I also want to raise a piglet until he becomes a big and powerful swine. There's just something about taking a small, harmless little thing and raising it until it's fucking badass.
>>43886541
Hawks don't chirp, they screech.
>>43886424
That is a super-shitty pun. Kill yourself.
>>43886541
>There's just something about taking a small, harmless little thing and raising it until it's fucking badass.
Anon, I think it's time you had a baby. The world deserves it, if you're up to the task.
>>43885850
where I live they're considered food
>>43883220
I'd have a garden full of them if I could.
>>43886541
That's basically pokemon.
Like, I'm not making fun of your passion for making killing machines, but you just described 90% of pokemon.
It's named Mr. Winky. It doesn't wink yet, and it's a girl, but good lord is it adorable
why isn't this here yet?
>>43884611
>Oppossums
yes
>>43887282
what a cutie.
>>43885207
Wubba lubba dub dub!
For you underwater adventuring needs googly eyed eels are available.
I've personally always liked the idea of a weird ass constantly shifting animal companion.
Is it a dog? Is it a cat? Is it a weasel? Sometimes even a weird bird? It's totally magical like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_LWvKXekEI
>>43881755
>>43887846
>>43885924
he's brazilian
tiny snakes
Familiars, you say?
Big snakes are good too
>>43881755
>>43887912
>>43887849
> You'll never ride a majestic giant moth throughout the realms during your adventures.
JDIMFSA
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>>43887922
>>43887295
because cats are shit
>>43887915
Those are cute, but chiakipus a cutest
>>43887039
>Like, I'm not making fun of your passion for making killing machines, but you just described 90% of pokemon
Take this sentence out of context and read it.
Do it.
I can't
I can't read it
>>43887915
my man!
>>43888013
Is his percentage off because Pokemon don't kill?
>>43886105
I'm writing up a campaign for the summer when my friend gets back from China and all my gaming buds will be back from their respective universities. It centers around a goat the party befriends who is slowly revealed to be a celestial being who has chosen the PCs to aid him in conquering they great evil shadowing the world
So, it's pretty much agreed that regular cats are fucking boring choices for familiar. But what about Sand Cats!?
>Look like big kittens
>Camouflage masters
>Fearless
>Hunt snakes
>Have adapted to low moisture levels in the desert by DRINKING THE BLOOD OF THEIR VICTIMS
>>43887912
For years, I've always wondered what a whyboner felt like. Now I know.
>>43888163
YES.
If plant critters can be familiars then why not fungi?
Pet mushrooms for everyone
Jerkass Gibbon
>>43881755
>>43888652
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>>43887442
>constantly shifting animal companion.
>>43887442
Grimalkin - Monster Manual II, page 122
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>>43889306
The end has come
>>43889311
[insert badass pose]
>>43883248
Leadership, bro
>>43884490
I actually had this as a companion in a 3.5 game once.
>>43886483
That's not a baby toucan, it's a smaller related species called an Aracari.
>>43886488
That's a kestrel, which is technically a tiny species of falcon. Not a hawk.
>>43886511
Ringneck snake, that is their normal size.
>>43887846
Hognose snake, normal size for some subspecies.
>>43887914
Probably Julius, famous for opening a door.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxc_55ur-J4
>>43888639
Rosy maple moth, I think.
>>43888652
>>43888660
Onychophoran/velvet worm
>>43881755
My familiar...being familiar like
>>43890415
Thank you, king of all animals
Can a gun god be a familiar?
>>43890891
You realize he'd probably make you his familiar and then get bored and teleport you with him back to his crib and leave Little V to look after you and then they'd forget to feed you and you'd die.
>>43883263
Genetically engineered domesticated miniature griffons when?
>>43883220
They are the cutest shit.
>>43891861
>>43891861
>we could genetically engineer tiny fluffy dinosaurs RIGHT NOW
>>43884611
He just hangs from the crook in my wizard staff, +2 cuteness.
>>43894682
For those that doesn't know:
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/dinosaur-chicken-and-back-again
>>43881755
>post cutest non-human familiar!
>there are human familiars
Elf overlord pls
>>43890878
My pleasure
>>43894656
>No owlbear cubs yet
>>43887949
Is that a Wargi?
>>43883220
>>43887002
>>43894640
>>43881755
>cutest non-human familiar!
what if I polymorph a human into a cute non-human? Does that count?
>>43897177
>not posting the real version
>>43890415
It's a good thing they called it mini and not baby, dickwaffle
>>43897330
'fraid I don't have it, anon.
What's been altered?
>>43888192
>DRINKING THE BLOOD OF THEIR VICTIMS
BREAKING: Sandcat officially named Most Metal of Cats.
Manul hardest hit.
