What should you pack if you're going on a vacation in Hell?
Also, which layer is nicest this time of year?
>>43853698
Well generally depending on how long the trip is, you're going to want to pack a few snacks until you actually reach Hell itself. Since you said vacation, I'd pack things like shorts and sun dresses, probably a hat and sunglasses as well
Earplugs.
>>43853698
>which layer is nicest this time of year?
Trick question, it's always the layer of virtuous pagans. The other layers are only fun if you have control over the fiends living there. If you do have that, don't even bother packing everything, you can take all the earthly pleasures being teased to the tormented souls.
>>43853698
Just visit one of the Devil's estates.
If you've got a good contact, you'll have a hell of a time.
Don't forget to pack your own food. If you eat anything in hell, they own you.
>>43853865
Nah, that's just the Underworld
>>43853865
No need, the local monarch has an ample bos- I mean ample supply of potatos.
>>43853698
Suitcase full of souls. It's the only currency accepted there, but the exchange rate is terrible.
One of these.
Maybe two.
There are no vacations in hell, and no layer is nice.
>>43854306
Some are better than others.
I pity the diviners.
>>43853698
>>43855433
>fifth circle
>Wrathful
>engaged in combat with one another on the surface of the river styx
...what's the downside?
>>43856198
You are completely overwhelmed with insensate rage. Your mind is set to kill everything in sight, and you don't get a single moment to rest.
>>43856247
...no, really, what's the downside?
>>43853698
>What should you pack if you're going on a vacation in Hell?
You can't really go wrong with the classics: chainsaw, double-barreled shotgun, body armor, and all the ammo you can carry.
>>43855433
From where that whole thing come from?
>>43856396
Don't forget refreshments!
>>43856396
Mah niggah
MY ARMOR
MY SHIELD
MY SWORD
>>43856396
>>43856679
>forgetting the Beserker Pack
Do you even rip and tear huge guts?
>>43854141
But that's assuming she'll feed you
>>43857032
I would love some milk. In fact, I'm thirsty right now.
>>43857032
She's got plenty of useless meat to toss around, so I'm sure I'll manage
>>43857052
>>43857123
>YFW local succubus queen lets you drink from her tits
>YFW her milk is highly addictive among other side effects
>>43857181
>missing the references
Begone, newfag
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>>43857281
No, I get the reference, just saying it's probably a bad idea to drink demon titty milk
Best case you turn into a titty demon, worst case you get added to demon tits
>>43855433
>Dat 4th circle
That's fucking hilarious
>>43859184
I mean, it is a comedy.
>>43856574
Divine Comedy by Dante Aligieri *
* no relation to Dante from Devil May Cry
Deck chair, towel, hankie for my head and a bottle of southern comfort. (plus a few tumblers)
>>43856360
You gotta listen to the emo kids underneath all day long.
>>43853698
atmospheric diving suit filled with about 20 gallons of holy water; SCUBA apparatus worn underneath suit so you can breathe. also make sure you're catheterized before you put on the outer suit because if you accidentally un-holy the protective water layer while you're down there you are fuuuuuucked.
>>43857402
Cutest king of the demons. 10/10, would spend eternal damnation cuddling with her and talking about macroeconomics.
Seriously, look at her body. Look at her entire character design. She was MADE for tender snuggling.
>>43853698
I packed my greatsword Dancer, my shortsword Laughter and my handaxe Joy. What else you need?
>>43860070
>king of the demons
>>43860128
>Joy is a handaxe
>Not a longsword
Charlemagne is displeased.
You ask this question and all I can think of is this.
>>43860070
You and I are on the same page, anon.
>>43860245
Get back to work burgerpants
>>43860162
I was looking for that pic earlier
>>43859292
jesus christ how horrifying
>>43855937
i dont get the bottle rockets
>>43860070
I was so bummed when it turned out the horns were just a headband.
What am I supposed to hang on to now?
>>43855433
Ever wonder if they all just get used to it?
>>43860245
>>43861218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zE1-48AAYc
>>43853698
>What should you pack if you're going on a vacation in Hell?
viagra, lots of it
>>43867359
>I was so bummed when it turned out the horns were just a headband.
wait, they are? T_T
>>43860070
Reminder that the Hero was told the Mage went to Hell to go look for her, and in the next one and a half year he didn't go get her back.
what a cock.
>>43867308
I admit, I'm not 100% sure about that one either. I think the idea is that the flames set off the rockets, then the rockets break open the tomb.
Does sound like a good way to blow yourself up, doesn't it?
>>43867415
>Welp, another day another huge boulder I gotta push to the center of hell
At best, they'd become mindless golems, as I doubt there's any off time in hell
>>43859292
>ravenrule34.jpg
Could be worse.
>>43856360
Constantly drowning, tired as hell since you spend the whole eternity fighting, river is difficult to swim through, Flegias whacks you on the head every now and then, and the other damned omes literally tear your body apart but you can not die, no matter how hurtful it is.
Yes it is bad.
>>43856198
>>43856360
Imagine living in a constant state of desperation, fear, pain, and exhaustion. Imagine walking outside your house (it's difficult, I know) and everyone you meet tries to kill you. Life isn't a shitty animu or Hollywood action movie where violence is fun and games.
>>43869277
>Imagine living in a constant state of desperation, fear, pain, and exhaustion
>Imagine walking outside your house (it's difficult, I know) and everyone you meet tries to kill you.
>>43867415
In Eric by Terry Pratchett they basically did.
Damned souls don't have things like nerve endings and such so the only reason they felt any pain was force of habit. Once they realized that it wasn't all that bad.
It wasn't actually nice, it was Hell after all, but there were worse fates than eternal damnation as they discovered in that book.
