What would a game about wenches be like?
>>43834159
Magical Girls or FATAL. There is no middle ground.
I guess it would be a Tit-illating experience. if your image is anything to go by...
>>43834159
Boring.
>>43834159
That's literally MAID.
>>43834159
It would be horribly, do to the fact that it would be filled with fags like OP.
>>43834159
MAID
>>43834159
Why does her chin have a stub at the end?
>>43834405
it's supposed to be sweat, even though it doesn't really look like it
>>43834405
I think that's supposed to be sweat, maybe?
Just a regular D&D campaign on the elemental plane of bar-room brawls.
>>43834159
I don't know why dont u ask ur mom
>>43834159
Lewd.
Depends...
Socket wenches?
Monkey wenches?
Hex wenches?
Box wenches?
Metric wenches?
Pipe wenches?
Adjustable wenches?
Offset wenches?
>>43834964
Definitely monkey wenches
>>43834159
bretty gud
>>43834159
MAID
Pretty boring I imagine
>>43834964
>>43834159
She needs to stop holding the beer so stupidly that it spills. I don't go to a bar for the tits.
>>43834405
>Why does her chin have a stub at the end?
It is a sweat drop + stupid colorist
>>43834159
Wenching. Obviously.
>>43835083
I think I might let it pass just once. The second time I just wouldn't pay till they refilled it.
>>43834307
>>43834367
A MAID campiagn about managing a tavern/inn doesn't sound too bad.
>>43834159
>>43834307
>>43834367
>>43835020
>>43837424
Ever seen The View?
>>43834159
Boring.
>>43834159
Depends on the setting whence they are from.
>>43837726
No, but I'm enjoying the view.
>>43834159
Like pic related, only with barmaid outfits.
>>43838599
Is Working!! worth watching?
>>43834159
>Wenches
>Roaming band of barwenchs who travel from town to town
>Always have to be on the move as marauding adventurers and ruthless restauranters inevitably end up burning unprotected bars down
>In search of a legendary bar that can never be destroyed, where the tables are nailed to the floor and the walls are not made of burnable wood.
>>43834159
Either boring or creepy. If you were in it, most definitely creepy.
>>43838619
The first season is pretty fun. Its OP alone is catchy enough to keep me watching. Haven't finished the second yet and haven't seen the third.
>>43834267
/thread
>>43838619
No.
>>43838619
If you want light SoL comedy, yes. Also their relationships aren't stuck in unchanging limbo but change slowly, across the three seasons.
>>43834159
First of all, it MUST have this in the backround
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ef6i9P7y3Y
Then, it becomes a competition of who's the last to blackout
>>43834987
I disagree
>>43838619
If you like cute slice of life series it is. It's a lot funnier if you've ever worked in food service though.
>>43834159
Maid rpg
>>43838651
They released season three? I know what I'm downloading today.
>>43834159
It doesn't work that way OP.
>>43834159
Your mom
>>43834159
Maids in every house, every room, 'serving' everybody in every way.
You can't tell me what to do, you wanted this, you all wanted this.
>>43838821
Then you've never made hot monkey love.
>>43834159
Again about wenches being adventures or a game about wenched being wenches?
>>43834254
>You will now read this in Deputy Director Bullock's voice.
A group of tavern wenches grew tired with the local sailor bullshit and start managing their own ship.
Hijinks ensue.
>>43843573
...And the sailors have to work in the bar dealing with rowdy female customers, right?
the real answer is coyote ugly you rubes
A game where you play as the staff of a fantasy tavern would be pretty cool.
>>43834159
I think it would work better as a board game than as a roleplaying game.
>>43844856
Naturally. Presumably they swap outfits too.
>>43843573
I think I remember one anon talking about a game that was pretty much that
>>43834159
Maid RPG.
>>43834159
Possibly fun, possibly a bit lewd, both increase as the other does
>the bar wench and the arrogant hero accidentally swap minds
>being the only one with the skills to stop the local BBEG, the hero in the wenches body heads out
>wanting her body back, the wench in the heroes body accompanies the hero in the wenches body to protect herself
>unable to part ways until they can reverse mind swap, the hero and the wench are stuck with each other
>the girl in the heroes body has a highly leveled body, but no fighting skills
>the guy in the girls body is a highly skilled fighter, but low level
yadda yadda yadda they learn a lot from each other growing in the process in skill and as people
>>43838894
>Brethren before wenches
What is "things unpopular single men say to make it seem as if they've a choice"?
>>43851119
>They get the chance to swap back
>They never do
>>43853022
Nigger, sounds like you either don't have friends, only have shit friends or ARE the shit friend. Most of us with a healthy social life in the past or present have all had this one friend who ended up dating a girl and completely abandoned all of his friends. Then the girl inevitably dumps him and shit becomes awkward because he has already shown his true colors.
That is what bros b4 hoes means. Why else do you think this shit originated in ghetto culture, where virgins are mocked even harder than on the internet and a mans worth is measured by how many hoes he can bed? Those who fuck the most bitches know exactly that bitches ain't shit. Case in point, the song "bitches ain't shit" itself, written and performed by men who get more pussy in a month than most of us see in a year.
Please leave your "only virgins don't acknowledge women as 100% our equals and debatably our superiors" bullshit on leddit where it belongs, and leave your fedora at the door too while you're at it.
>>43855176
>Snoop Doggy Dogg
>studio gangster extraordinary
>21 at the time
>Dr. Dre
>father of all studio gangsters
>closeted homosexual
>domestic abuser
>learning about life from gangsta rap
Those weren't very strong arguments you presented.
>>43855378
>Snoop Doggy Dog
>21 at the time
So? Gangstas are like Hussars: if they live past 30, they either retired rich and famous or they're wankers.
>Dr. Dre
>Domestic abuser
You need to get bitches before you can abuse bitches.
>Learning about life from gangsta rap
No, I'm learning about gangsta culture from gangsta rap. Considering the two go hand in hand, this is not an invalid method.
>>43838779
>Shitty power metal
>Not Folk music with a modern twist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OonnE9YGj4w
I wish I knew a Gosport Nan.
>>43855413
Snoop and Dre were never gangsters, that's why I called them studio gangstas. You may want to take greater care when you arbitrarily decide what music reflects actual gangsta culture, since not all music labelled "gangsta" does. You've confused another thing: the reason gangsta rap is so misogynistic is because the rappers in question were gawking over gold diggers back when they weren't successful, and grew resentful since they weren't interesting to gold diggers. Then they made money and the gold diggers became interested and the rappers grew even more resentful when they realized they weren't appreciated because of who they were. Of course, they never appreciated women for who they were to begin with, they just wanted pussy fine enough to brag about.
I like how you use ghetto culture to reinforce your argument about "healthy social life" when ghetto culture is so incredibly self-destructive. Why are there many gold diggers in the ghetto? Because there's a lot of poverty in the ghetto, and while male school drop-outs can turn to selling drugs and sticking up working people, young ghetto women similarly incapable of making an honest living on their own can't enter the more actively criminal life as their male counterparts do. What then? You find men with money. It's the same old story, with women having fewer opportunities and having to find other angles to exploit, outside of the rules of predominantly male culture, usually involving charm and sex, which male culture then despises since it's dishonest to play by other rules, even if those rules were the only ones available.
Not to mention how much fucking drama in the hood revolves around kekolding. "Bros before hoes" and similar attitudes are an attempt at preserving the peace, by urging brothers to fuck their bros' girls less often, and urging their bros to kill their brothers over it less often.
What gangsta rap do you listen to? Dre is entry level as fuck, so I may be able to recommend some shit.
>>43834159
Ideas for wench adventures?
>>43858109
There's something odd about the newly hired wench, but you just can't put your finger on what it is...
She's very popular with the customers though, so you decide to keep her on, especially since you'll need all the help you can get with the upcoming Paladins Convention,
>>43858109
You slowly watch a relationship bloom between two local young adults. They start coming into the tavern more and more together and are in general seen around town a lot. Then, one night the young man comes in alone, with a sullen expression on his face. Provide good service to cheer him up, figure out what happened, and see if you can salvage a happy ending out of this all.
>>43858109
A famed adventuring guild decides to spend the night at the tavern, but suddenly discussion of their most recent job turns sour, causing them all to get angry at each other and dissolve the guild. Over the course of the following night, the party must try to relieve the tensions between the guild members to try to get them back together.
>>43858109
She is a by-the-books wench who has been serving customers for years.
She is a loose cannon rookie who doesn't play by the rules.
Together, they save a failing tavern from bankrupcy.This thread does make me wonder what it's like to have women casually flirting with you for no real discernable reason. I know wenches generally flirt with you in hopes of selling more drinks and/or getting better tips, but still the attention must be nice.
>>43859749
I'd hazard to guess most people would enjoy it, as it does tend to be a good strategy to get tips
>>43858236
There is nothing wrong with her, clearly she just needs a good rough fucking.
>>43834159
A /good/ game about wenching? Let's see, it would be:
- Sexy
- Intimate
- Crude and Noble by turns
- Empowering
Hopefully people see why the above must be so.
>>43863417
Nope.
densemufugga.exe
But seriously, what type of adventuring could a wench go into? I can only see them in petty bedroom intrigue themed campaigns.
>>43865164
You just got 3 different adventure hooks. I'm all for writing more, but:
>>43859278
>>43859691
>>43859749
>>43865411
So, no adventure at all, just stay inside the inn, service patrons with cheery, happy-go-lucky attitude and fix their problems with diplomacy/sex. Doesn't really appeal to me, guess I need to watch more chinese cartoons.
I'll stick with ebin ass-kicking chainmail bikini barbarians who take what they want when they want, including their men.
>>43863036
No, she is to be married. If you try anything, you'd have to fight the groom.
>>43858236
I think she's gother apron tied wrong.
>>43853022
Nigga if you value friends less than some random slut you're pretty fucked up
