I open the door...

I get on the floor

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HI GUISE

I had a goofy response to op's post.. but what actually happened was far better.

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>>43806819
And it's my neighbor. She's going to be entertaining some guests later in the evening and has run out of sugar for baking. How embarrassing! She asks to borrow a cup or two, offering to repay me tomorrow and bake me a cake as thanks.

>>43806874

Remember that time they made a 3D film and gave the dinosaurs voices at the last minute?

Good times.

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>>43807496
I jump back terrified and shoot her in the face out of reflex.

>>43806842
everybody do the dinosaur

>>43806842
I make everybody walk the dinosaur.

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>>43806819

>>43806842
Your son is the villain in fallout 4

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>>43810126
Dammit, Anon!

>>43810126
FUCK YOU!

>>43810126
FUCK IT RHYMES

>>43810177
>>43810283
I've never played it but c'mon, it's so damn obvious. They did nothing to hide that from the player.

>>43810126
I wasn't too surprised honestly when I met him. I'm not sure how he was a villain really since I got banished from the institute early on.

>>43810719
Child synth was cool though.

>>43810719
Yeah, when I found out it'd been at least ten years, I thought to my self "who's to say it hasn't been longer? I was frozen for a while. Hell, he could be the leader of the Institute for all I know."

>>43810126
And Danse is a synth.

>>43810332
They did plenty. It's just that most experienced Fallout players have had enough time solving puzzles and dissecting complex issues from New Vegas to figure it out.