What if Square Enix bought out Games Workshop and rebooted Warhammer 40k?
The lore would somehow become more coherent and consistent within the setting.
The only sacrifice would be that all the primarchs would end up with terrible-looking haircuts, but given that Leman Russ is still rocking the Skrillex cut, that might actually be an improvement.
Tau get pushed for the home market.
>>43782964
More waifu material and sisters would be pushed as on of the biggest factions. You could also by these large hug pillow with sisters, shadowsun and whatnot.
>>43782964
>bishonen yaoibait Space MarinesI'm okay with this.
>>43782964
Toriyama will then force Lighting into WH40K
>>43783129
>mfw he put Lightning's gear in 14
>>43783129
Why would that happen? The only reason she was in Kingdom Hearts was that it was already a crossover, so we are more likely to see a primarch being mentioned in KH4.Or possibly having Titus being a secret boss in FF or KH.
>>43782964
Only Good Things OP, only Good Things.
>the new minis all have an excessive amount of belts on them
>>43783169
Lightning is literally his waifu. He shoves it wherever he can.
Its the only reason she got three games despite increasingly terrible sales and consumer outcry.
Orks would probably have the coolest looking shit if that was the case
>>43783204
And every model who has a close combat weapon would have it grow ten times in size.
>>43782964
In the fashionable future there are only Belts and Zippers.
>>43783242
If it does not grow, then it becomes inherently goofy looking.
>>43783267
just imagine a what a chainsword would look like. It would probably shoot chainsaws!
>>43782964
One-Winged Dark Angels
>>43783214
I liked the character development in 13 with Lightning and Hope.
>>43783260
To be fair, the belts and zippers have been tone down a bit, just not much.
No. I actually want a good 40k MMO.
Pauldrons made out of belts.
>>43783315
How does some jump from no buttons to 8 buttons, then back to having no buttons and finally settling on 12!
>>43783315
What games are these? 1, 2, ?, ?
>>43783390
1 2 DDD and finally 3.
>>43783390
The Kingdom Hearts series.
>>43783379
Because those studs on his gloves are apparently buttons.
>>43783379
It's probably still the least nonsensical aspect of the Kingdom Hearts franchise.
>>43783410
are you fucking telling me that I have to buy a 3DS to understand the story of 3
I've been trying to skip all of the bullshit
>>43783446
This should help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm-NoyqzGkY
>>43783446
KH3 is the 11th game in the KH series.
>>43782964
>>43783171
>>43783310
I had a number of issues with XIII, but really the only character I actually disliked was Snow, who was outrageously obnoxious. Everyone else grew on me after a few hours of gameplay.
>>43783446
technically you only need a ps4 to get everything you need. 1.5, 2.5, 2.8, and 3. Literally all you need now. Before it was spread out to 3 or 4 consoles spread out over 11 fucking games with lots of key plotlines and boss fights not available in the US.
Just be glad you didn't have to put up with it back then.
>>43783204
>Power belts
>Massive twitter outcry as they trigger people who were beaten as children
>Squeenix doesn't care because the Japanese always get away with that kind of thing
>>43782964
Sanguinors for all orphan who's homeworld has been burned down by Chaos
also lolicron summoner dfc dlc
the two Missing Primarchs are finally revealed as the ones chosen to save the galaxy. They are Brother and Sister but best of luck trying to figure out which one is the woman.
They then get a rpg that details their adventure through the galaxy, finding the rest of the Loyalist Primarchs, making them join their crew/party, and finally reviving the emperor while teaching him about Goodness and Light. Then they punch out the Chaos gods and save the galaxy.
The missing legions themselves are still AWOL.
>>43782964
They could not possibly fuck it up any worse than it already is, so I wouldn't be worried about it.
>>43786720
Also, Square Enix has already hit it's low point and is on an upswing (fingers crossed). Meanwhile, GW is still trying to drink itself to death in Vegas.
>>43782964
Can't be worse than what GW is doing with it.
Give it to Atlus instead.
>>43786720
GW could still give it the Age of Sigmar treatment and decide that they want the Guardians of the Galaxy demographic..
>>43783123
Literally end yourself
Preferably using .50 AE
>>43782964
Less cheeky humor, but more coherent storytelling.
Really good quality cut scenes.
>>43786989
>more coherent storytelling
Are you high?
>>43782964
>>43787148
Are you implying that GW has coherent storytelling? They always retcon something with every other new book and Black Library doesn't seem to be communicating basic things with their writing teams.
>>43787240
>Are you implying that GW has coherent storytelling?
I am obviously not.
>>43787240
No, he is implying SE is little better.
What would happen is that SE would allow the teams that were working the setting before to continue doing so, and would only bring in 40k to their own properties to job to their dudes.
>>43788103
At this point I might as well flip a coin.
>>43783379
Because the clothes go like:
>This is my normal clothing
>Three arguing fairies threw spells at me
>I'm in a dreamscape and somehow got new clothing
>I don't even know but I kill things with disney land rides.
>>43789252
Oh yeah, the plot of Kingdom Hearts is completely bananas. Like, more so than most JoJo's.
Also, everyone is Sora.
Apart from Sora. Who is Roxxis.
Or something I don't know.
>>43782964
The minis have so many details that only billionares can afford playing the game and not go homeless from buying a single unit.
Nothing is explained, unless you buy all the new books and decode the appendixes that explain what everyone's motivations are.
Their motivations do not match the decoded apendixes.
The Tau are explicitly stated to be the good guys and everyone but Chaos are good misunderstood kids. Even the Tyranids.
There are moogles.
>>43789378
>Like, more so than most JoJo's.
One in the same, my friend.
>>43789410
>There are moogles.
...you have my attention.
Roxas will always be my favorite nigga
I still feel kinda bad when he says his summer has ended
>>43789455
https://youtu.be/s4XzlAwWkXQ?t=82
>>43789456
They are classified as non-sapient xenos, because the big =]I[= likes them.
There is a moogle chaos deity named Kupo.
His domain is cuteness. He gains power every time moogles cuddle with anything.
Squenix releases a standalone army for them.
>>43789378
Yeah that's because it tries to tell a fairytale with the tools of speculative fiction, interactive one at that. The creators are also not very good storytellers in general, have disney breathing down their neck and pull shit out of their ass to make the fans happy.
And because the story progresses slow as fuck. Seriously, you had people go through their entire school life and that one plotline is still not finished.
It's somewhat impressive how they manage to produce yearly games with maybe two pages of script for each.
>>43789551
Moogle drop pods are just really long ropes that reach into the sky.
Every unit is just a moogle with a different kind of hat and weapon to represent his job and loadout.
Moogles being immortal makes them, both canonically and in stats the most powerful army.
Given their nature to just enjoy mischief over actual battle, they are not allowed in any official formats.
>>43782964
every SM have animu hair with exotic color and cant age pass 17
in fact most heroes of imperium is teenager too
>>43789649
>Moogles being immortal
FF6 would like a word with you.
>>43789679
Everyone in the Alpha Legion looks like Sephiroth.
>>43789679
You forgot the twig arms, belts, buckles and zippers.
>>43789458
Don't worry Anon. They'll all be back for 3.
All the characters that were dead, possessed, trapped in a realm of darkness, or obliterated utterly and completely will all be brought back. All thanks to the handy dandy power of Sora's Heart.
Seriously, with the plot importance of that thing, you'd think it'd have become a stronger Heartless than a shadow. At the time of 1 he's already got Ventus in it, and he's linked it to half of the goddamn cast!
>>43789720
Bitch, there's already a Sephiroth lookalike.
His name is Fulgrim.
>>43789766
Yeah, but he will have purple hair.
>>43789756
In other words, there are zero stakes whatsoever. No one really died actually, the important characters all get fixed with the power of friendship and there actually aren't any other characters because the game is fucking empty.
I kinda want to run a murderhobo campaign in that setting, where the players desperately try to be evil while the universe bends over backwards to ensure a happy end.
>>43789912
You can blame Disney for that one.
>>43789679
To maintain some grimderp integrity, this is because the average life expectancy is about 16 years and very few people actually live to be 20 for one reason or another (Usually violent ones).
>>43782964
The Belts and Zippers Emperor of Mankind. You know he's in charge because his armor is more belts and zippers than anyone else.
Guys. Picture this.
Pauldrons.
With Zippers.
>>43783242
Arent priests chainsaws already like half their size?
It gets good.
>>43783446
You are going to be SO confused come 3.
>>43782964
Replace Nomura with Amano for character designs, and you'll have me sold.
>suddenly Custodes, Eldar, Rogue Traders, and Grey Knights look x200 more fabulous
A new Last Stand game with heroes of all races would be everything I wanted from that. I don't even play WH40KDoW:R anymore except for Last Stand.
Plus... that name is rediculously long.
>>43792847
Don't forget that mobile game that were promised not to be important for 3 but was made into an integral part of the plot when it made money.
>>43792979
Eldar are sorely needing to return to their 80's glam rock look, if only to stand out in the IP market.
